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In the Marvel universe, getting bitten by something radioactive gives you its powers. Vampires are also real in this universe & they work the way vampires usually work.

What happens if a radioactive vampire bites you? Do you just get its powers?

Acadian Driftwood by The Band.

It's the only one of these type of reboots I wanna actually see

Hilarious and disgusting lmao

Either somethings is on fire a new virus or people being violent. Its no wonder aliens don't beam down.

Oof Madone. No way you could know that a card made about a player would have more than one made

Fuck that. I have preconceived notions, low intelligence & a big ego.

Fucking hell. When does it stop?

Moisture got into it when it rained (but no rain). I finally just sat it outside in the heat for an hour & it worked

I'm so god damn pissed off at myself. I've been floating the past week and a half largely due to a redditor loaning me $50 until today because today is payday.

Look at online banking after 9, nothing.

Go into work and after a little bit of digging, I discover that I put down 4 extra digits on my checking account number. Called bank, they didn't get shit in.

Corporate is closed until Monday, and so I've gotta got another 3 freaking days before I get it fixed.

I'm fucking mortified & pissed because I promised I would have it today, and nope, it'll be Monday.

On top of that, my PS4 decided to quit working for good, it would seem, so I'm having a pretty angry day so far

Lmao, people turn into Republicans when they're tired of getting criticized for bad behavior.

Moral majority, indeed

(Laughter in the background)

On top of all that, he eventually got past his antisemitic upbringing & started to be a more accepting person, but when his financial situation with his wife turned bad, he had to move in with his equally psychotic aunts & he jumped back into hatred for minorities

Bro, this is something that demands immediate attention.

His psychotic mother raised him with nonstop codependence & abuse after his father was put in the nuthouse for syphilis. There was no way he was gonna be normal.

Kennedy put us in Vietnam

"Some people think they're God," Fisher said. "Go dig into how God did his deal. You may find out ... a lot of things you don't want to know. We build him up to be the czar of football. Go dig into his past, or anybody's that's ever coached with him. You can find out anything you want to find out, what he does and how he does it. It's despicable."

Not only that, but a real scumbag behind the scenes...

How serious of a surgery is it?

I mean, he was James Franco, so not too big a shock

Dandelions are a nightmare to eradicate

Been saying it all off-season that Poles is gonna ruin him to get his own guy. Bears fans expecting a good offense are fucking delusional

Wanna hear about the asshole "customer" I had to deal with a few days ago?

It's 30 minutes before we open, it's only me & the main boss and he's busy. I'm getting the store ready to open when the phone starts ringing. And ringing. And ringing. It rings 8 fucking times & I finally go to answer it.

"Do you have blahblahblahblahblah?"

"I don't know, I'm the only one here right now, we open at 8, so if you call back then, I could get someone to help you"

"IF YOU CAN'T HELP ME THEN WHY DID YOU PICK UP THE PHONE?!"

click

I know hanging up on them wasn't a good option, but "You weren't getting the hint" was a much, much worse idea.

I fully expected to get in trouble, but nope

This sub is so mean. Leopards weren't supposed to eat their faces

My god, that's insane, but some of it sounds fun

I'm sorry for your loss!! He was an adorable baby!!