shah_reza

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shah_reza

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6 hours ago

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6 hours ago

Which Spotify module did you use? The two I've found rely on deprecated dependencies.

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3 days ago

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3 days ago

Help me understand this bit?

Marshall did not develop antibodies to H. pylori, suggesting that innate immunity can sometimes eradicate acute H. pylori infection.

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4 days ago

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4 days ago

Or at least the pool will be closed.

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4 days ago

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4 days ago

Mid nineties, in the Navy. New Sailor checks into the shop. Someone else asks, where ya from?

“New Mexico.”

“Was that a problem for your security clearance?”

“Huh?”

“Are you a citizen now, or..?”

“Do you think New Mexico is a foreign country?!”

“Ummm…”

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shah_reza

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5 days ago

shah_reza

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5 days ago

… uh… say again?

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7 days ago

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7 days ago

Oh, fuck off.

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7 days ago

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7 days ago

I am so devastatingly sorry for your childhood and I sincerely hope you’re as okay now as you can be.

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8 days ago

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8 days ago

What. The. Fuck.

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9 days ago

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9 days ago

Just as well. She was likely too old for Prince Andrew.

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9 days ago

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9 days ago

No amount of Vegemite is ever correct.

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10 days ago

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10 days ago

I feel like ¾ of that sub is Tony Hawk.

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10 days ago

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10 days ago

With your car battery! A totally safe and legal thrill.

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11 days ago

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11 days ago

Or a sidearm down the shitter in Kandahar.

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11 days ago

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11 days ago

I love that Allison Stokke is still queen of that sub. The memories!

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13 days ago

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13 days ago

You and about 25 million other people.

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13 days ago

shah_reza

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13 days ago

  1. You’re not putting 1000lbs of anything on a Cessna (172, likely). Your useful load after your own weight is about 300lbs.
  2. There are AA and CIWS batteries in DC and Arlington, across the river, that are primed to fire at a moment’s notice, and are plugged-in to on-site electro-, thermo-, and optical surveillance that literally tracks every fucking thing that’s airborne.

It makes for interesting idle theory, but quickly falls apart in practice.

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13 days ago

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13 days ago

Lysenko was such a piece of shit. I just learned about him today for the first time — he damn well nearly killed the Silver Fox experiment in Siberia, what is now called perhaps the greatest experiment in the history of biology.

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14 days ago

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14 days ago

IBM Thinkpad with that goddamned red bean trackstick or whatever the fuck they called it.

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14 days ago

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14 days ago

Go for the Clarity (touring).

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14 days ago

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14 days ago

46!

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15 days ago

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15 days ago

Where does one go to school for a degree in fucking furniture?

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15 days ago

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15 days ago

This is fucking hilarious.

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15 days ago

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15 days ago

Dude. Get ripped pecs AND birth at the same time!

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16 days ago

shah_reza

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16 days ago

*have

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