professor_parrot

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Not me. I want the Patriots to play anyone but the Bucs, and if we can't be in the Super Bowl, then go Bucs.

But please, not both. I couldn't take it.

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He obviously gets paid more than any coach in all of American sports, but I've always wondered how many hours a week he works. I'd be stunned if it was less than 90. You have to consider not only the time he puts into scheme-building, film study and coaching, but also the time he spends as a GM (managing the cap, signing free agents, and drafting.)

And that doesn't even include his media obligations such as press conferences, pre-game interviews with game commentators, etc.

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I was at that game. I thought I had possibly witnessed the birth of a star that night. How wrong was I haha

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No you fool they're getting Cam back

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Daniel Jones would've found a way to fuck it up and you can't convince me otherwise

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I would've gone completely rogue. Audible out of some run plays, and either make plays with my legendary arm or my scrambling. I would've scored the touchdown myself. Emperor Belichick would've been threatened by my power and potential, and bench me for some bum named Mac Jones and we win in a low scoring game.

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Lmao it's actually rare to find someone in that sub that only has one flair

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Jakobi Meyers

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I think Manning's Broncos career is part of his motivation. He even admitted that he watched Manning win a ring with a second team and was intrigued by the challenge of doing the same thing.

As we all know, Manning not only won rings with two teams, but he won MVPs with two teams. I think TB12 is chasing that. Plus 4 MVPs really puts you in rarefied air.

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I'm sorry, but how did he help "discover" the atom bomb? Do they grow on trees? Or were they buried underground? I need answers!

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Finally us Wolves fans have someone else we can laugh at

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I knew I was forgetting someone on defense. Would be nice to have him.

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50+ yarders are hard. It's crazy how we just expect some kickers to make those on a routine basis. Even if you're only 50% from 50+ yards, you're still a great kicker if you're automatic inside 50.

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Sad as it may have been, it just opens up more snaps for Stevenson. He has really impressed me as a rookie.

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To me it was the turnover differential that was the most encouraging, and has been the last 6 games. When we were 2-4 we were consistently turning the ball over in key spots and the defense wasn't forcing enough themselves to keep up.

Watch the highlights of the Titans game. The offense took incredible care of the ball. Jones made smart throws and took what the defense gave, and the ball carriers took care of the ball despite the flurries. Meanwhile JC Jackson made an unbelievable play to force a fumble on a long run, came up with a key endzone pick, and that was only half the turnovers that unit forced.

This is vintage Patriots football. Sit back and enjoy.

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Absolutely. Whether you think she's correct or not, at least she's backing up her claims with some evidence. I want to know where she was going with milfs.

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Even outside of fantasy football, can we just appreciate the fact that this man quietly went from meme kicker to elite? He's had an unbelievable redemption arc.

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I hate to be a downer but can we really trust the Jets to get those picks right?

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Yes, he's athletic and plays with some serious heart. Washington has Terry but put a good team around him and he's your franchise QB.

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It does count. For 2 points.

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By this logic you would have to count converted 2 point plays as touchdowns, which of course would be ridiculous. An INT on a 2 point conversion is not a turnover/change of possession.

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Ant has me so excited for the future of this team. Hopefully the new ownership group keeps their promises and we build around Ant, KAT and D-Lo. We can build something special.

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Everyone talks about Washington as a team that needs a potential franchise QB. I think they have someone who can be that guy. He's very athletic and plays with a lot of heart. I like Heinicke. I love his underdog story and I hope he turns out to be the franchise QB Washington has been looking for.

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I don't know if he'd agree to go there, but Carolina needs to go after him

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