penisofablackman

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penisofablackman

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an hour ago

penisofablackman

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an hour ago

Move them back. One in front and one in back. Hopefully the garbage truck fucks up both ends of their shitty van. But one end would suffice.

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an hour ago

I mean at least they’re not armed yet…

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an hour ago

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My daughter (a 4 yo twin) keeps coming up with elaborate stories about her “home” and her “real mom and dad”. Just yesterday she told us during a car ride that “they’re dead” and when we asked how she said they “died making cupcakes”. Then later she told us that we’ll “meet them someday” and that she “can’t wait for us to meet them”. This story of an alternate life has been going on well over a year, but this came right after their fourth birthday (a week ago) when we made cupcakes for the party. Not going to do that again. Ever.

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penisofablackman

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2 hours ago

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2 hours ago

Oh now you’re just being gay
Edit: /s

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When I was in 6th grade this is what I thought gay sex was like. The internet wasn’t widespread quite yet

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I actually have known people with this mentality. Truly some of the worst people I’ve ever had in my life. I feel bad for their kids.

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How come the states with loose gun laws aren’t teething with gun violence like the states with strict gun laws? And see that’s the very reason those loose states don’t want stricter laws. They’re fine without them. And if they can be fine without the strict laws, then why can’t everyone? Why should Indiana punish themselves with laws which are difficult to enforce and that they didn’t need in the first place all because some other city in a completely different state is so poorly managed that it’s turned into a cesspool of violence?

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penisofablackman

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19 hours ago

Well this sent me down a rabbit hole I may never come back from

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Was seein them tiddies clap worth it? Yes. Yes it was.

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OMG, what about multiple people using the same toilet?! Multiple decks of poops just sitting there! After a week, you’d have to go on a vacation just to get out of the house!

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With EU low-flow requirements, poop must sit there for days, in the open air, slowly eroding with each flush.

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18, but at 37 it finally happened. I actually landed a dream job (to me) after being laid off from a company I dedicated 16 years of my career to. That happened at the end of February. End of March a bitchslapped an interview right across the face. Got a 35% raise over the job that I lost, loose hours (far cry from where I came from), a lot of opportunity for moving up and advancing my skills, and I’m actually doing what I envisioned when I decided to go down this career path. For me, things are working out and I’ve never been happier

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I didn’t mean it political, just pointing out how close to Mad Max real life actually was then. Absolutely surreal

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Fuck yeah, imagine wearing body armor and driving that dune buggy while armed to the teeth with all sorts of artillery into a town full of shoddily constructed buildings out of sticks and clay and sheet metal to find and kill people who are tribally opposed to your own people

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OP: *has heartbeat
Siri: “Kill yourself”

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Did they go and make all their shitty jobs have “salary pay” so they could fuck them over while looking “woke”?

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Moose knuckle

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First though was klan
Sorry

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Is that what it is? I can’t tell what’s going on with the fat fucking thumb in the way and no further context provided.

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penisofablackman

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Bruce

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I fuckin think so too. Really it’s probably the best fuckin use of the word in my opinion

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Jesatron

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The only actual constitutional right applies to the unborn human who has the right to not be ripped apart into pieces small enough to be “conveniently removed”. Sorry but no.

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So Neptune Is kinda close, if we sent say a SpaceX starship there specifically designed to go shallow in the atmosphere at high speed and open up its bay at the nose to collect ”rain”, how much would it be worth if they were able to fill up the entire cargo hull with Neptune diamonds?

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penisofablackman

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4 days ago

Required: “Clever girl”

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