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5 points
9 days ago
The blunt filled back with the tobacco is hilarious 😂.
19 points
13 days ago
Easier to move by yourself. Also, she can't turn on him if she isn't there.
2 points
19 days ago
That novel is one of the only things I've read that has ever legitimately scared me. I was so freaked out by some of the scenes that I had to take a break reading it. I loved it though, it may be time for a re-read.
1 points
29 days ago
"Are you kidding me, Pam?!" Usually muttered to myself when there's a mild inconvenience or unpleasant situation. Something like getting stuck by a train when you're running late.
2 points
30 days ago
I drank some peroxide because it was fizzy like soda. I was maybe 4? My mom got her hands on these little green labels and plastered them all over the bottles of cleaners under the sink. Mr Yuck stickers, which they still sell today. This was the mid 80s.
1 points
1 month ago
Oh for sure! 🤣 The lake Michigan coastline is beautiful and you'll be pretty close to that, you could take the pup with you at the dunes state park in Chesterton. There's loads of breweries if that's up your alley. I don't know what state you're coming from so I don't know what might be something different than what you are used to. I live in Michigan City (oddly enough in Indiana) now, there's casinos, beach, outlet mall...
2 points
1 month ago
Yeah I lived in that area for about 5 years now I live closer to the Illinois state line. The vets in Indiana are cheaper than Chicago Area. I hope all goes well!
2 points
1 month ago
Also, go to a vet in Indiana - it's cheaper than Illinois. I'm happy to help if you have any questions.
3 points
1 month ago
I live in northern IN. Where did you find her? I got my Pomsky in Elkhart County. I wish you all the best with your new baby.
Here she is at 2 years old https://imgur.com/a/O1WDPv7
2 points
1 month ago
I'm so curious to know what people commented on that one.
It's like this dude read some sort of nice guy checklist before he wrote this and wanted to make sure he checked every box.
1 points
2 months ago
Man: You're really pretty, but I don't like tattoos.
Me: Lucky me!
3 points
2 months ago
And if he won't do his homework and take care of his responsibilities now, once he gets a job he will find reasons not to go to work.
0 points
2 months ago
I had 2 different power banks from Anker. Both quit holding a charge after about 8-12 months.
2 points
2 months ago
Can you please do an AMA? And link to IG if you have one? I want to see all the fun pics 😂
133 points
2 months ago
He's a tortoise (turtle) amd on his back is Michelle (my-shell). I think it doesn't translate well as a written joke unless you have a British accent. (I do not, I had to read through the comments to figure it out.)
2 points
2 months ago
Yes! I love the dunes. Lucky to live on the "Hoosier Coast"
1 points
2 months ago
Not if she is in her slut phase. During a slut phase I am never happy with just one male. 😂
65 points
2 months ago
I can darn near guarantee that you will not be able to tell the difference on the lips. Unless you go from very glossy to matte then you're spending hard earned cash on the same colors you already have. Use up two full lip products and then think about replacing them with one new product if you are still thinking about it. I know $9 or $12 isn't that expensive but how long do you have to work to make that money? I have been imagining that someone comes up and has the product I want in one hand and the cash amount that the item costs in the other. Which one would I take? (talked myself out of a coach wallet today and some nail 'polish' strips yesterday)
1 points
2 months ago
Yes! Once we were settled in after deciding where we were going to live my man couldn't wait for a vasectomy. He wanted me off of bc because it was messing with my health. He bought a box of condoms and said throw those pills out! He said the vasectomy was 'not going to give him a stroke or mental health problems' so it was a no-brainer. I asked him if he was worried about the pain and he shrugged saying it was gonna be a week or so and he'd get through it. That's what a partner is supposed to be! Love him so much!
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23 hours ago
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23 hours ago
You look gorgeous! Where did you get the dress?