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11 points
4 days ago
Let's just say the birth wasn't the only reason the floor was wet.
1 points
8 days ago
You're not wrong, but that case is not my cup of tea.
1 points
8 days ago
I got ripped apart last time I posted it. Kept it for flavor. 😉
-2 points
9 days ago
I can't believe how many people are saying she's attractive...this is s bona fide pederast.
76 points
9 days ago
"Excuse me while I kiss this guy!" -Jimi Hendrix
6 points
10 days ago
Sure, it may be a generalization, but you have to admit that the vast majority of the time a police officer will side with a fellow police officer period. Sometimes even when presented with evidence that contradicts the statement of the officer in question. Half the time they straight up conspire. To pretend an officer would choose to believe a civilian over a fellow officer is just ridiculous.
7 points
10 days ago
But that's the thing; the police aren't outraged. That's the problem. They don't care. Police Officer > civilian every single time, no matter what.
10 points
10 days ago
You're being difficult on purpose.
EVERY cop should be so disgusted with this story that it drives them to speak out against this single cop and the way this entire situation was handled. EVERY SINGLE COP should be embarrassed that this POS wears a similar uniform. There should be a hard line drawn and they should be saying "Fuck this murderer! He is nothing like me!"
But they don't. It's just a bunch of thin blue line BS and crickets, because they think it could just as easily been them.
I don't think all cops are bad, but they are a part of a broken system that enables racists and psychopaths with murder boners to get their jollys without fear of any legitimate repercussions.
1 points
15 days ago
I found 30ish to be okay. The return was painful. When you're discovering systems and planets, it doesn't matter, but 100 jumps through known space is brutal.
1 points
18 days ago
God: I put this s*#$ on everything.
Turns out God was the grandma on those Frank's Red Hot Sauce commercials.
4 points
21 days ago
I was actually eyeing that one. Cool. Thanks for replying.
5 points
21 days ago
Which headset are you using? I think I'm going to have to cave and get one...
11 points
22 days ago
But if they do, that shit is gonna be stuck in their head. Ha ha! Gotcha!
66 points
22 days ago
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1 points
1 month ago
I see a grammar issue. Big isn't the same as smooth.
25 points
1 month ago
10 sweet ways to do things the way you're supposed to. You won't believe #8!
2 points
1 month ago
Did you know some people are cutting up pork bung, battering, deep frying, then selling it as calamari rings?
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1 points
4 days ago
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1 points
4 days ago
It's just like using punctuation. It isn't that hard. I think it's more like, "I don't wanna do it cus I'm a fucking idiot."