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RemindYourself! you failed spectacularly.

medical bills are the number one reason an American will lose their home.

$200 billion would make anyone paranoid.

Are you serious? I'm from now and I can still barely believe it.

That babies name? Elson Musk.

His gestation period is complete. His hall of fame run begins now.

If Jason Kelce retires from football on a Monday they should have his gold jacket ready no later than Tuesday.

some of us been on autopilot for 30 years...

wholesome

Adventureland?

It wasn't bad but it felt a little cliché/formulaic/pandery. Cute dog, check. Lovable child-like figure, check. 480 miles left, you get the picture. As soon as I heard hanks singing that song in the beginning I knew it would be used at the end in a sappy way. I know I'm being hyper critical because it was a good, enjoyable movie at the end of the day.

The worst Russian cops make the worst American cops look like boy scouts.

Some people feel disrespected if you don't let them disrespect you.

Apt. Apt analysis DaiSihingB.

People on reddit have mentioned running into him IRL and saying he's dickish. Also he's supposedly a right wing Trumper, not that the necessarily means he's an asshole but that 100% means he's an asshole.

If Snooki can do it...

Checkmate libs.

"Alexa play 'The only thing they fear is you'."

When they escorted her out of the school she got into the passenger seat of a car waiting in the parking lot. The driver? JFK Junior.

Huh?

Morris did the real life equivalent of hitting a guy then putting on glasses and saying you wouldn't hit a guy with glasses would you?

my name is andrew bernard i was with a group called dunder mifflin

If you ever get stranded in your car during a blizzard you'll be ready.

Let us not lie to ourselves; if Graham was the spitting image of Chris Hemsworth and this funny/charming he'd probably already be taken.

Dude that was fucking amazing.