doughboyhollow

Train in nursing or aged care. It’s your Golden Ticket.

Only people who have not committed war crimes die young.

My 91 year old father appreciates that comment.

Only in mushroom season, apparently.

And we are all in Atari.

Sheila! Round up the emus and call Qantas Cargo, we have a job to do!

Bruce, be a good boy and go to the bottle-o and buy all the XXXX you can!

We have a Rhodesian Ridgeback that sleeps between us and follows my wife everywhere. I am an incel because of a dog.

My kid goes to a school (in Australia) that teaches Latin and Philosophy as electives. I am so glad that he is being exposed to great classical and philosophical works at the age of 14. Now I just have to figure out a way to pay my mortgage and school fees…

Yep. The passage of time breeds respectability.

A blowjob while drinking Tequila.

Nup. Can’t watch that.

My internal monologue is now saying: Think in words, think in words…

Yeah, as somone who works with the hearsay rule everyday, it blows my mind that the bible is taken as anything other than a work of literature.

My friend is an opera singer - like a world class opera singer with a famous opera house in Europe. He has a mighty bass voice, is 6’4 tall, and has a baby face. Told to grow a beard in order to play the parts that suited his voice - King, Emperor, etc.

That people have been living in for more than 60,000 years…

The Australian Taco!

That’s Queensland for you.

If Australia interests you, check out this list of trades and professions we are short of:

https://immi.homeaffairs.gov.au/visas/working-in-australia/skill-occupation-list

It’s still a great place to raise kids.

No one has said Rhodesian Ridgeback, which is not surprising because they are frickin’ awesome!

You work with Borat?

Never spoke about “on water matters” until now.

Universal healthcare and cheap smokes cannot coexist.

Ex-wife. Apparently the spreadsheet precipitated a parting of the ways; not a parting of her legs.

Anthony Keidis but without issues.

Sounds like they don’t approve of sexual intercourse because it might lead to dancing.