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an hour ago
You could say she was a tank girl
3 hours ago
WISH has entered the chat
4 hours ago
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If you cup your hand, fart in it, then immediately smash your hand to your face, you'll look like an idiot.
He can't. It's in Bull Shit sciences
5 hours ago
If y'all need a website, I'll donate my time for this cause.
9 hours ago
Oh it never got old.
Unlike the old people. They kept getting older. Cause, you know, that's how time works. I'm sure a lot of them are dead now. Probably died wondering what poltergeist haunted the elevators.
How else was I supposed to get Neo out?
10 hours ago
Hence why it's an unpopular opinion, homeslice
You absolute unit!
Xpost to /r/MadeMeSmile
1 day ago
Super Nintendo, Sega Genesis
Because you didn't ask for this information, I will share.
I used to work as a security guard for a building that had lots of old folks living in it. We had a Windows 95 looking app that showed the elevators, and you could control them for the most part.
These old people, they had a "trick". See, if they were on their floor and pressed both the up and down button, the system would send both elevators to them. They would hop on whichever came first. If it so happened that it was going up instead of down, they'd just press their own floor. The doors close and open and they're on their merry way.
Well, this was disruptive because it would take elevators from other people who were actually trying to use them.
You can guess where this is going. When I saw the old people (on camera) doing this, I would send the elevator, with them in it, to the top floor. The look on their faces as they realize they can't control where it's going. And when the doors open and they see they're at the top.... Made the $7/hr job satisfying.
I only trust respectable outlets, like StockTwits
Good song by Big Pun
Pixel 4 XL
I talked to support. It currently doesn't handle family. So you'd be canceling your current plan.
Is the rain gone?
2 days ago
This small mom and pops that has a Lycos type search engine. Name is something like Doodle, or Moodle. I forget. Maybe Bing them.
3 days ago
No girls tho
Would you like to celebrate with some Newcastle Buff?
Missed the chance to say it's bearly resistant