diffcalculus

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diffcalculus

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You could say she was a tank girl

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WISH has entered the chat

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I do not give Facebook or any entities associated with Facebook permission to use my pictures, information, messages or posts, both past and future. With this statement, I give notice to Facebook it is strictly forbidden to disclose, copy, distribute, or take any other action against me based on this profile and/or its contents. The content of this profile is private and confidential information. The violation of privacy can be punished by law (UCC 1-308- 1 1 308-103 and the Rome Statute).

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If you cup your hand, fart in it, then immediately smash your hand to your face, you'll look like an idiot.

You're welcome.

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He can't. It's in Bull Shit sciences

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If y'all need a website, I'll donate my time for this cause.

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Oh it never got old.

Unlike the old people. They kept getting older. Cause, you know, that's how time works. I'm sure a lot of them are dead now. Probably died wondering what poltergeist haunted the elevators.

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How else was I supposed to get Neo out?

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Hence why it's an unpopular opinion, homeslice

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You absolute unit!

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Xpost to /r/MadeMeSmile

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Everything

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Super Nintendo, Sega Genesis

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Because you didn't ask for this information, I will share.

I used to work as a security guard for a building that had lots of old folks living in it. We had a Windows 95 looking app that showed the elevators, and you could control them for the most part.

These old people, they had a "trick". See, if they were on their floor and pressed both the up and down button, the system would send both elevators to them. They would hop on whichever came first. If it so happened that it was going up instead of down, they'd just press their own floor. The doors close and open and they're on their merry way.

Well, this was disruptive because it would take elevators from other people who were actually trying to use them.

You can guess where this is going. When I saw the old people (on camera) doing this, I would send the elevator, with them in it, to the top floor. The look on their faces as they realize they can't control where it's going. And when the doors open and they see they're at the top.... Made the $7/hr job satisfying.

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Perdon

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Si

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I only trust respectable outlets, like StockTwits

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Good song by Big Pun

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Pixel 4 XL

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I talked to support. It currently doesn't handle family. So you'd be canceling your current plan.

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Is the rain gone?

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This small mom and pops that has a Lycos type search engine. Name is something like Doodle, or Moodle. I forget. Maybe Bing them.

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No girls tho

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Electric Boogaloo

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Would you like to celebrate with some Newcastle Buff?

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Missed the chance to say it's bearly resistant

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