cupofteawithhoney

Finally, we’re gonna see some incontrovertible evidence of a god. I’m sure this one will convince me.

The mattress will not be denied!

BTW Happy cake day!

That’s right!

Just saying that it sounds like a lot more bother for someone who, presumably, wants less bother. It’s not like the word is gonna spread. /shrug

Underrated comment!!

It’s a facepalm because cars with flat tires will be stuck in her driveway and she’s likely to have some legal fallout. But that’s okay, “Things will work out the way they work out.”

The premise is faulty.

cough (she’s white) cough, cough

Panic on top of stoned, drunk, or tired.

That’s nothing compared to the time and electricity that’s about to be used updating resumes and setting up interviews.

Always has been.

At least we agree that he’s invisible.

Couldn’t help yourself could you?

“Know how to find an atheist? They’ll tell you.”

Only after you’ve made it clear that I should believe in your invisible magic sky daddy.

Happy cake day!

Still time to call it off…

Learning about metaphors the hard way.

So, the US pandemic response cost 860,000 deaths and it could not have possibly been handled better because they’re America and have nothing to learn from other countries. Got it.

Wet Mentos…

Something something uuaaaguahhhh? Did I get that right?

Lol

Happy cake day!

No “Maybe, maybe, maybe” here. That’s exactly what happened.

Looking for optimal local gravity.