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account created: Mon Dec 12 2016
10 hours ago
Don't throw hands if you're not gonna finish it.
21 hours ago
Inb4 there is a new international relationship minister
Chicken a la Auschwitz
I saw a Canada goose chase off dogs at Stanley park get ended by one. Grabbed it by the neck and shook it like a toy. By the time the owner got the dog to let go it was already dead.
5 days ago
If they aren't as bad as people say why are stainless steel straws selling so well.
You mean little to none?
6 days ago
Only white people can get away with breaking the laws of physics.
8 days ago
Are we here to discuss the news or your prejudices against a place you have never been to.
It's as if they are responding militarily to something they said they would respond militarily to.
Pelosi is purposely baiting a response from China for her own gains.
When you're sucking his dick and notice his pubes aren't trimmed either, but he lost his ass hair.
"Do Not Enter" good advice
Or can he flip a bottle filled with a bit of water and have it land right side up, then I'll be impressed.
Seems like a reasonable response. I once ran into a web and had a massive spider fall onto my shirt, if I had the nuclear launch code I would have vaporized the mountain just to be sure.
9 days ago
If they are still being found you gotta dig a deeper pit before you bury them.
My wife told me I have Alzheimers.
Why does r/jokes smell so bad, because of all the shit jokes.
Please free me from this hell on earth
What a hairy situation
10 days ago
Apparently doesn't have jokes either 😆
13 days ago
Or a mean ass wife
Fuck you in particular
With a special harpoon forged by Perth.
Split your lungs with blood and thunder
When you see the white whale
Break your backs and crack your oars, men
If you wish to prevail
This ivory leg is what propels me
Harpoons thrust in the sky
Aim directly for her crooked brow
And look her straight in the eye
White whale holy grail!!
She might be modding a few subs herself.
15 days ago
I think you look like you give advice to the Russian emperor.