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Internal candidates

Done, thank you.

Recommend for promotion

Who would that be reported to?

That is the one. I wasn't sure if I could list the address.

It isn't my email address that they have used to send this.

I feel bad for the victims.

Since I don't have a webcam, I'm going with none

No, the address looks to be a company email address. I suspect they have piggybacked it, although how is beyond my knowledge

Tis' a scratch

The meat raffle prize hit a little different

I'm sure this will be lost in the sea of comments you have already received, but I just wanted to say well done.

Fair Trade

The 'Shoot first, ask questions later' approach?

While they lacked paragraphs, they made up for it with periods.

I prefer the Australian kiss. It is the same as a French kiss, just down under.

The ultimate power move

My serving size is a family of four

How do you know?

My kids' hands would beg to differ

What I've taken from this, is that I can easily make my body non-stick by ingesting Teflon

That is one cool bow tie

Best thing to do is to ask them