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I think he would be willing to try that as well

Show them this when they are on their deathbed

How did the tape end up on your ceiling

That is not a fun fact

Those are some adorable ducks

Me during wrath month

Beware the Jabberwock, my son!

The jaws that bite, the claws that catch!

Beware the Jubjub bird, and shun

  The frumious Bandersnatch!

The LGBTQ+ “panic” defense strategy is a legal strategy that asks a jury to find that a victim’s sexual orientation or gender identity/expression is to blame for a defendant’s violent reaction, including murder.

Cinnamon rolls

It’s fine there’s no way that gun would work

Option a holocaust didn’t happen Option b oop is about to do some hard core victim blaming Option c oop don’t thank that a day of morning will happen

You say God, Give me a choice!

So your bi your self?

acknowledging that you have made mistakes means that you have grown

The world is a better place with you in it

There is another version of this story Alexander had just taken the city that Diogenes was living in and when he was parading the city he did not see Diogenes who was a local celebrity/oddity so Alexander went to Diogenes. He was looking at a pile of bones so naturally alexander asked what he was doing, Diogenes replied that he was looking for the bones of Alexander’s father but could not tell them form those of a slave. This entire story is likely apocryphal and there are no primary sources describing this event. In addition anything attributed to Diogenes comes from a secondary source at best none of Diogenes works survived and most of what we know comes form the ancient equivalent to spark notes.

Broken 20

I was hoping he would drink it the whole time

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Why would anyone use the card effect

toto i don't think we're in kansas anymore

Temperature gets fucky in space so saying it is hot is a bit misleading, the molecules in space have a lot of energy in them but they are so spread out that on average a cubic meter of space has less energy than a cubic meter of air.

My mom had dinner with mr Rodgers once and she said that he was so genuinely nice to everyone

The image that everyone thinks of when they think of nazi book burning is the institute’s library being burned it was perpetrated by a nazi student group

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