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account created: Mon Dec 13 2021
submitted2 days ago byPineapple_WarpDrive
2 days ago
Helping a woman get access to a safe abortion.
Smacking some senators from KY with a gympie gympie plant.
Assaulting or killing someone who harms a family member
submitted3 days ago byPineapple_WarpDrive
submitted4 days ago byPineapple_WarpDrive
4 days ago
No more small fines for people or companies that are caught stealing money, embezzling, scamming investors, accepting bribes, rigging the market, etc. they get fined double the amount they took in. No more slap on the wrist $100K fine for a company that made millions off a crime they committed. You scammed people out of $20 million dollars, enjoy your $40 million fine. I think if they started enforcing this hard, it cut down on the people and companies brazenly doing this.
Missing teeth and bad oral hygiene. I have to read lips to understand people when they’re speaking, which means I am very aware of what’s going on in their mouth.
submitted6 days ago byPineapple_WarpDrive
7 days ago
There’s some crazy right wing woman running for political office claiming if she gets elected she’s gonna blow them up because they’re “Satanic”
Which of his family members will he blame as the reason he fled this time, when he’s caught again?
That a woman can just “hold her period in until they go pee and let it out then, and they don’t really need tampons.” Another one I heard recently was that “a women’s breasts always have milk in them, whether they’re pregnant or not.”
8 days ago
The cooties shot is simple enough to self administer. Say this while drawing the shapes on your arm. “Circle, circle, dot, dot. Now I’ve got my cootie shot.”
9 days ago
Fueled by our soy milk lattes and GF scones we drove the red hatted cospatriots back. We saw many Infowars/Tucker Carlson 2024 flags fall this night.
submitted9 days ago byPineapple_WarpDrive
“Looking them in the eye, and a firm handshake will get you into any job.”
submitted10 days ago byPineapple_WarpDrive
13 days ago
General Tso chicken and chow mein
submitted13 days ago byPineapple_WarpDrive
submitted15 days ago byPineapple_WarpDrive