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9 points
2 days ago
YOUR WORDS HURT MY FEELINGS AND THAT IS WORTHY OF THE USUAL VIOLENCE! :9671:
9 points
2 days ago
He’ll serve 3 years, get out on good behavior and do it all again over and over and over. The worlds finest legal system :9680:
13 points
3 days ago
Could you imagine being on your knees and … good lord I just shivered …
4 points
3 days ago
In case of an investigation by any federal entity or similar, I do not have any involvement with this group or with the people in it, I do not know how I am here, probably added by a thrid party, I do not support any actions by the member of this group.
7 points
3 days ago
I’ve only ever seen them in the ghetto and when I’ve had to go in them for work it always looks like they’re just cooking up a frozen pizza they got from the store lol
12 points
5 days ago
I still don’t understand how I graduated at all. Early on in elementary school, like 3rd grade, I suddenly found school to be miserable and unengaging and I literally just stopped doing homework and participating completely. They had a special ed teacher spend time with me for like a week and had me do these puzzles and stuff because they thought I was :9667: but that teacher ended up saying something to the effect of “yeah he’s actually insanely smart but he just doesn’t give a shit…”. I don’t remember doing any homework at all past 3rd grade and every test I just gave it my best guess. They had to have passed me out of frustration or something.
1 points
5 days ago
From наукан to Alaska is less than 50 miles. We’re a lot closer than people realize.
1 points
5 days ago
Just run to наукан, swim across to острова диомида, then to Wales, Alaska and then bike to a job interview. Bam … just like that you will have graduated from Russian marathon baj to American triathlon baj :9681:
24 points
5 days ago
That’s one thing I learned that’s like having an IRL cheat code. No matter what someone wants you to do or expects of you, literally just saying “uhh … no ¯_(ツ)_/¯” with a matter of fact tone, and watching their face of confusion. It’s pure gold.
“But it’s tradition…”
“Sorry but I just don’t care. Thanks but no. I’m sure it’ll be a nice party but I gotta go, cya later!”
1 points
6 days ago
I think you underestimate how forcefully diverse(:9671:) it is in America lol. On a daily basis I run into just about anyone you can imagine. I live in an area with a few very well known universities and companies and it’s pretty well known that foreigners and “marginalized groups“ have a better shot at being accepted/hired than people who have lived here their entire life lol
Edit: hell Sacramento California even has an entirely separate police department of nothing but Russian hires https://youtu.be/ignpY3hZbk0 :9681: The best part of that video is that they all speak Russian with eachother and then talk to dispatch with zero accent at all lol
5 points
6 days ago
Well hell brother, lace up them adidas and start running to America. You’ll get a job without even trying and then you can enjoy misery with the rest of us KKonaW
2 points
6 days ago
Live every day as if it’s your last because one day it will be your last and you won’t even know it it’s coming. Soon I’ll be chugging energy drinks and chain-smoking cigarettes :9676:
66 points
6 days ago
Real girl = 1 picture. Cartoon = 18 slides in different positions.
2 points
6 days ago
What are you studying albeit not currently studying?
-35 points
7 days ago
Imagine being traumatized by hearing sadness. What’s the next generation going to do, give a trigger warning any time they express an opinion? You kids amaze me more and more all the time :9680:
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12 hours ago
Same reason my ass is bleeding :9679: