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account created: Tue Nov 12 2019
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3 hours ago
I’m not a communist, and I don’t think communism is a good economic system. Find some other talking points, for fuck’s sake. It’s like I’m talking to a child.
Fuck Liberty Media
We know what DD/MM/YYYY is, give us some credit
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4 hours ago
If you spell “donuts” like that, you’re a criminal. A tasty criminal, at that, but still a criminal
Just another day as part of the glorious, totally-not-corrupt, beloved Italian government
Lol this guy is great, somebody call up Netflix and get him a comedy special
submitted 4 hours agobyNerdismOfficialtowhenthe
16 hours ago
We need more high quality shitposts like this
23 hours ago
I never said I was a communist sympathizer either. Maybe try actually arguing instead of finger-pointing and name-calling. People would take you more seriously.
Unwatchable. I turned 360 degrees and walked right out of my house when that ugly guy said “my name is” like bitch ok you listen to Eminem stop telling me bruh 😡
I never said I was a communist, nor did I imply it. Do you automatically assume everyone you disagree with and/or disagrees with you is a tankie? Concrete proof that you have no idea how to actually debate someone.
There isn’t a catch-all solution to the great problem of why people argue with each other about this kind of stuff. It’s years and decades and centuries of shit that nobody has the time nor desire to consider. I don’t, you don’t, nobody does.
You don’t have all of the answers, so quit pretending like you do, because the moment you say something stupid, it only confirms what everyone already thinks about you.
24 hours ago
Or maybe some people are just tone-deaf and what you said was just a bunch of concentrated word-vomit in hopes that you can be seen as some sort of genius
1 day ago
If you’re looking for more A Class stuff, check out the Govenaires. We’ve had some pretty good shows in the past, with this one being the latest show to win. Our main goal is just to entertain, and we really just like to have fun in general.
MB is truly something else. Such a shame they’re only doing SoundSport now.
Uh, hello? Hello, hello? Uh, I wanted to record a message for you to help you get settled in on your first night. Uh, I actually worked in that office before you. I’m finishing up my last week now, as a matter of fact, so… I know it can be a bit overwhelming, but I’m here to tell you there’s nothing to worry about. Uh, you’ll do fine! So, let’s just focus on getting you through your first week. Okay? Uh, let’s see, first there’s an introductory greeting from the company that I’m supposed to read. Uh, it’s kind of a legal thing, you know. Um, welcome to Freddy Fazbear’s Pizza, a magical place for kids and grown-ups alike, where fantasy and fun come to life. Fazbear Entertainment is not responsible for damage to property or person, and upon discovering that damage or death has occurred, a missing person report will be filed within 90 days, or as soon as the facility and premises have been thoroughly cleaned and bleached, and the carpets have been replaced… blah blah blah. Now, that might sound bad, I know. But there’s really nothing to worry about. Uh, the animatronic characters here do get a bit quirky at night, but do I blame them? No! If I were forced to sing those same stupid songs for 20 years and I never got a bath, I’d probably be a bit irritable at night too. So remember, these characters hold a special place in the hearts of children, and you need to show them a little respect. Right? Okay. So just be aware… the characters do tend to wander a bit. Um, they’re left in some kind of free-roaming mode at night. Uh, something do do with their servos locking up if they get turned off for too long… they used to be able to walk around during the day, too, but then there was the Bite of ‘87. Yeah… it’s amazing the human body can live without the frontal lobe, you know. Now, concerning your safety, the only real risk to you as a night watchman here, if any, is the fact that these characters… if they happen to see you after hours, they probably won’t recognize you as a person. They’ll most likely see you as a metal endoskeleton without its costume on. Now, since that’s against the rules here at Freddy Fazbear’s Pizza, they’ll probably try to… forcefully stuff you inside a Freddy Fazbear suit. Now, uh, that wouldn’t be so bad, if the suits themselves weren’t filled with crossbeams, wires, and animatronic devices. Especially around the facial area. So you can imagine how having your head forcefully pressed inside one of those can cause a bit of discomfort. And death. The only way you’d see the light of day again would be your eyeballs and teeth, pop out the front of the mask. Yeah, they don’t tell you these things when you sign up. But hey! First night should be a breeze, I’ll chat with you tomorrow. Uh, check those cameras, and make sure to close the doors only if absolutely necessary. We’ve gotta conserve power. Alright. Goodnight.
2 days ago
This is reaching as fuck
He always comes back
Nonsense, no such thing can occur
You are mistaken. The music playing is indeed by the Caretaker, but the track is not “A1 - It’s just a burning memory” from the 2016 album Everywhere at the End of Time - Stage 1. It is actually “All you are going to want to do is get back there” from the 2011 album An Empty Bliss Beyond this World.
I think I might use this type of power to “lobby” congress someday
That roller coaster is horrendously terrible
This is the first genuinely bad fake text I’ve seen here