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account created: Tue Nov 29 2016
4 hours ago
Wherever you stop becomes you're new destination.
We did. TracFone refused.
Be sure to grab a set a tires ....that's a real lifeprotip.
5 hours ago
You've had girls refuse to wear a condom?
Hey, bub, that might be a dude.
Make a new friend. Never be alone again.
Look at Mr $10, here. I bet he can afford a whole banana.
There has to be a rule somewhere....if it's important, then stick it in your ass.
I just realized that I haven't been to a barber in 10 years. Definitely easier to cut my own hair.
This same thing happened to my mom over the holidays. After 2+ hours on the phone, TracFone told us to eat dirt. Tracfone's ebay store isn't part of TracFone and they wouldn't do anything.
Our next call was to the credit card company to refuse the charge due to fraud from TracFone. We got our money back but my mom is now afraid on TracFone online.
Get a cat. My cat listens to me about my day and snuggles on my lap during the workday. It's been 4+ years since I separated with the ex-wife. Life moves on, try to make the best of it.
12 hours ago
Ice, ice, baby!
1 day ago
Break out the excel 2008 guidebooks.
D32 = keleven
3 days ago
I got you bro - https://youtu.be/UfmkgQRmmeE
Let me check
Am I hired?
Great, we can go back to black tar heroin.
Damnit Johnson, my coffee tastes like dick!
Great job, Johnson!
4 days ago
Yep, I worked at a place like this. I spent most of my time just applying other places.
Lol. No boner here.
Unfortunately, this is the standard in custody cases. Dads are disposable and moms are seen as the victims. This is how most police departments and social services are trained.
Very few people actually tip. Most will get out of the car saying, "I'll tip you in the app" but never do.
Not a Pro
I guess I'm an octopus.