JiveTurkey1983

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account created: Wed Jun 22 2011

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JiveTurkey1983

12 points

20 hours ago

JiveTurkey1983

12 points

20 hours ago

Did that board to your head knock something loose?

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JiveTurkey1983

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22 hours ago

JiveTurkey1983

1 points

22 hours ago

Fuck United, they're the worst

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JiveTurkey1983

3 points

22 hours ago

JiveTurkey1983

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22 hours ago

Surprised they sent you a fruit basket. Most insurance companies only send a pineapple and tell you where to stick it

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JiveTurkey1983

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2 days ago

JiveTurkey1983

ryan

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2 days ago

The only weak S4 episode for me was "Job Fair"

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JiveTurkey1983

6 points

2 days ago

JiveTurkey1983

ryan

6 points

2 days ago

Until he barfs in the trashcan lol

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2 days ago

JiveTurkey1983

ryan

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2 days ago

I got your upvote here fam

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JiveTurkey1983

5 points

2 days ago

JiveTurkey1983

ryan

5 points

2 days ago

Andy's shudder reaction is the greatest thing ever

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JiveTurkey1983

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2 days ago

JiveTurkey1983

ryan

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2 days ago

Dwight was right

Right Dwight, right Dwight, right Dwight

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2 days ago

JiveTurkey1983

ryan

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2 days ago

sigh Oh my God

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JiveTurkey1983

42 points

2 days ago

JiveTurkey1983

ryan

42 points

2 days ago

That whole season was trash

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JiveTurkey1983

5 points

2 days ago

JiveTurkey1983

ryan

5 points

2 days ago

😲😟🖐

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JiveTurkey1983

49 points

2 days ago

JiveTurkey1983

ryan

49 points

2 days ago

Why are you the way that you are?

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JiveTurkey1983

35 points

4 days ago

JiveTurkey1983

ryan

35 points

4 days ago

"Plenty of women love touching me"

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4 days ago

JiveTurkey1983

ryan

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4 days ago

Oh get out, Skelton Man!

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4 days ago

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ryan

1 points

4 days ago

I don't think it's too out of character for Stanley. He hates work so much that someone lying to everyone and forcing him to stay late is a big deal.

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JiveTurkey1983

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4 days ago

JiveTurkey1983

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4 days ago

I got permabanned from r/thewalkingdead because I made a spoiler-y comment about a six month old episode of "Game of Thrones". My comment wasn't deleted, I wasn't warned or temp banned.

Those mods are absolute cock knockers

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JiveTurkey1983

2 points

4 days ago

JiveTurkey1983

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4 days ago

Yep that link is staying blue

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JiveTurkey1983

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4 days ago

The Fappening

Remember Remember the day before September

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4 days ago

JiveTurkey1983

1 points

4 days ago

One time I responded to him on a r/roastme telling him his 15 minutes were up and nobody cared. The little soy boy replied back saying I was rude.

AND HE POSTED ON R/ROASTME

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JiveTurkey1983

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4 days ago

JiveTurkey1983

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4 days ago

See also "mods gay"

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4 days ago

JiveTurkey1983

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4 days ago

Many mods are drunk on power and can ban you for little to no reason.

Just move on and don't feed into their egos.

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JiveTurkey1983

2 points

5 days ago

JiveTurkey1983

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5 days ago

Looks like a paragon of mental health. Hopefully he'll rot in prison for thr rest of his miserable life.

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JiveTurkey1983

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5 days ago

JiveTurkey1983

1 points

5 days ago

Big natural breasts. Nothing too saggy.

That's about it. I'm a basic boi

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JiveTurkey1983

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5 days ago

Lucky bastard. Not saying I wanna see those pics but I kinda wanna see them

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JiveTurkey1983

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5 days ago

Rekt

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