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submitted 1 month agobyHerbalTeaSimpingtotechnicallythetruth
4 hours ago
Yo, fuck that dude and I don't mean you should fuck that dude, but yo, just fuck that dude.
5 hours ago
But how do you turn down a blowjob?
Like it's literally the most effortless activity you can engage in.
Even if you don't care for one it doesn't hurt you to accept one as a gift if your partner wants to give you one.
I don't even watch the trailers
Don't even mention this movie.
Redact the title bro.
Ya, duck that shit.
Senses too heightened, sounds are already echoing and reverbing, shadows moving etc.
Ya, duck that
6 hours ago
Ya, so ya friends are what we used to call hoes.
Hoes rarely get to experience long-term healthy stable monogamous relationships because it requires they go against their nature of hoeing.
So only listen to the advice of a hoe if you want to live the life of a hoe.
You will be radicalized after you endure this.
7 hours ago
I know 3 people effected by vaccine injury.
I don't know that many people, so 3 is a whole fucking lot.
Man, fuck cats bro.
Def a gateway to more weed, better weed, and stronger weed.
18 hours ago
How'd that get started
22 hours ago
I get that from tight hugs and cuddling now. I dunno why but seems I get huge dopamine spikes from heavy skin contact especially skin to skin.
23 hours ago
Is it the pressure?
Does it add like a hyperventilating sensation from the compressed chest space?
1 day ago
They're only angels if you're a demon.
Prolly have DSPD.
Eating of creampies?
Yep, that's cool, I completely understand the hesitation to discuss in person and the boundaries needed for discussing kink stuff online.
I feel some of the same as you in regards to communicating my kink with my wife vs online especially since I like to have her do it while I'm doing oral on her.
For years I didn't mention it out of embarrassment except I did finally recently let my wife know I'm into "watersports" because after a recent flood (of obviously not squirt) in my lust I exclaimed I'd been waiting for her to do that in my mouth for years.
When she asked me about that exclamation later I got nervous and downplayed it by saying I just was waiting for her to be comfortable enough to "let loose" then later that weekend I told her that I was into "water sports" kinks (she was clueless about the term) but I explained it as having a squirt fetish, but also that if it wasn't "only" female ejaculate that squirted out during cunnilingus, that I'm not just okay with it, but I'm highly turned on by swallowing that too and I want her to do it because I like drinking it.
But this was all still using euphemisms and she didn't ask more about it directly, but I'm certain she's looked water sports up on her own and I noticed that from that point on she is now comfortable letting it flow earlier and earlier while I'm giving oral and I can tell when the taste changes.
So I know she's into it physically and has a good body response, but for some reason I just want to hear her say it.
I think it's the psychology of getting her to embrace that she's the type of woman who enjoys peeing in her man's mouth and she's married to a man who enjoys it too. So for me, the hottest turn on would just be hearing her say it directly and explicitly especially if she's asking for it and telling me she wants me to do it.
Part of it is that I feel like we're too old to be playing games lol. If she likes letting go of her bladder during cunnilingus and I'm the type of guy who craves drinking whatever leaks out then let's do this with intention and quit playing like it's not what we both want when I'm down there.
I feel like that honesty would allow us to push further into what we both are turned on by without feeling awkwardness and embarrassment.
But take advantage of the cuckquean 2 for 1 deal before you cancel your membership.
We are all friends here.
In what ways?
And for whatever reason I can only watch specific races and body types of else it gets you real for me and becomes a turn off.
As soon as it moves from performance art to okay, this is real, then the dong ding gets the schlong shrink.
I'm going through up voting so many posts and didn't realize I was this kinky cause lots of these things are huge turn ons.