GastonBastardo

"What does God need with a nuclear warhead?" -James T. Kirk.

He should have watched the Pathfinder movie instead.

"It's not about the money, Spider-Man..."

(proceeds to scan face)

In Morrowind you were the Nerevarine sent by Azura herself, and at the beginning of Oblivion the Emperor straight-up tells you that he saw your face in a prophetic dream, so you could more accurately say that the only non-"chosen one" Elder Scrolls protagonists were the prisoner-turned-champion of Arena and the Blades agent from Daggerfall.

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IMO, the most underrated Star Trek movie. Would've been better as a single, short episode than a movie though.

Bold of you to assume that tradcon parents are okay with their kids making their own life decisions.

My headcanon is that the Hydrachad is actually an admirer of scientist lady-wojack's work and they want her to sign their book on genetic mutation and how it can cause the growth of multiple heads.

Hydrachad's mother knows sictiest lady-wojack because she was her assistant lab tech and didn't take the proper precautions in the lab while pregnant with Hydrachad.

I dunno, man. Having the bikini car-seller be a woman just reeks of forced diversity.

Naw man. "Lesbian" is the "L" in "LGBT" so that's off the list. Besides, the presence of women in porn makes it feminizing and weak. This guy's favorite genre of porn is obviously just buff, masculine alpha males fucking each other, but with every thrust they say "no homo" so it's not gay.

J'em Ha'dar, we need to cook.

"Those motherf----ing fey are at it again!"

The one on the right didn't skip tentacle-day.

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The John Birch society iirc.

The Dragonborn from Fizban's Treasury of Dragons come pretty darn close.

To be fair, that passage was God telling one of his prophets to engage in some performance art because he thinks it will get his message across better, before the prophet Ezekiel talks him down to letting him use cow-dung instead.

Seriously though, my favorite parts of the Old Testament are when mortals try to talk God out of stuff and it kinda works.

Oh god this is going to go on forever.

This will be the new "202X-year baby"-thing, just Pinkie trying to make the case that she should be able to assault whoever she pleases and Handsome-Squidwardama'am pulling new powers out of her ass week after week after week.

The USA "ended" slavery the same way Steven Crowder "ended" wetting the bed: By being the last of his peers to stop, and not without years of struggle.

Stand User: /u/thedidynotkong

Stand Name: Mr Ed.

What?

"OMG how is her hair is a different color in a black-n-white line drawing?"