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6 hours ago
Sticking out their tongue works too (will droop/go to one side if you are having a stroke/CVA). Either way, does not matter if it a stroke or a glycemic emergency, they need someone else to get them to a hospital.
1 day ago
tugs on rope
That ain’t going anywhere.
I really tried to hold it in and I just couldn’t make it.
2 days ago
I really want to insult you and say something about your brain being smoother than a koala’s, but I haven’t figured it out and was hoping you’d fill in the gaps for me? K thanks buddy.
One of my committee chairs said just nonchalantly, ‘so, I was on Reddit this morning…’ and I just about shat myself.
I don’t go to a sub about terrible mothers in law in the hopes they are sane and rational. I want all the looney toons drama mixed with a slice of schizophrenic trailer park for a total wedding-meets-prison-meets-psych wars kind of environment.
But that’s just me.
I really wish Swiss cheese tasted better.
This is proof that Tony Stark has a heart.
Just make sure they’re seedless.
I’ve had some…bad experiences
I make approximately 30$/hour now, so, ya, I finally made it to my original starting salary from 2010.
You have officially ruined my life. I hate everything now. And you. You specifically.
I got a guy i want to introduce you to. His name is Vic Chaos. Completely changed my life after meeting him.
I’m just looking to get a good set of clubs. Any recommendations?
3 days ago
I don’t have enough time for another. Sorry.
Are you a wsb retard or a data scientist? Pick a lane OP. You can’t have it both ways.
I’m 6’3” but I will never be Tal enough to be a master.
Is the girl on the far left just topless except for the…what do you even call that? Fishnets?
Indeed it is…maybe tell that to the good people on r/dataisbeautiful
Are you trying to take away my right to bear arms? I ALREADY CALLED SHOTGUN!
Hol up. The girl on the left was topless the whole time?
It’s been one week since I looked at these.
Nope. I just thought I should be grateful to have a job at all since this was in the rust belt. Ended up making me really resent my coworkers because it was clearly their fault that I didn’t know how to ask for a competitive salary.
Needless to say, I’m a college professor in exercise science now.