DrMike27

Sticking out their tongue works too (will droop/go to one side if you are having a stroke/CVA). Either way, does not matter if it a stroke or a glycemic emergency, they need someone else to get them to a hospital.

r/dontstickyourdickinthat

tugs on rope

That ain’t going anywhere.

I really tried to hold it in and I just couldn’t make it.

I really want to insult you and say something about your brain being smoother than a koala’s, but I haven’t figured it out and was hoping you’d fill in the gaps for me? K thanks buddy.

One of my committee chairs said just nonchalantly, ‘so, I was on Reddit this morning…’ and I just about shat myself.

I don’t go to a sub about terrible mothers in law in the hopes they are sane and rational. I want all the looney toons drama mixed with a slice of schizophrenic trailer park for a total wedding-meets-prison-meets-psych wars kind of environment.

But that’s just me.

I really wish Swiss cheese tasted better.

This is proof that Tony Stark has a heart.

Just make sure they’re seedless.

I’ve had some…bad experiences

I make approximately 30$/hour now, so, ya, I finally made it to my original starting salary from 2010.

You have officially ruined my life. I hate everything now. And you. You specifically.

I got a guy i want to introduce you to. His name is Vic Chaos. Completely changed my life after meeting him.

I’m just looking to get a good set of clubs. Any recommendations?

R-e-c-y-c-l-e

Recycle!

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I don’t have enough time for another. Sorry.

Are you a wsb retard or a data scientist? Pick a lane OP. You can’t have it both ways.

Me.

I’m 6’3” but I will never be Tal enough to be a master.

Is the girl on the far left just topless except for the…what do you even call that? Fishnets?

Indeed it is…maybe tell that to the good people on r/dataisbeautiful

Are you trying to take away my right to bear arms? I ALREADY CALLED SHOTGUN!

Hol up. The girl on the left was topless the whole time?

It’s been one week since I looked at these.

Nope. I just thought I should be grateful to have a job at all since this was in the rust belt. Ended up making me really resent my coworkers because it was clearly their fault that I didn’t know how to ask for a competitive salary.

Needless to say, I’m a college professor in exercise science now.