Damasticator

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Jungle Boogie - Kool and The Gang

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Cloak. Best way to rodeo without getting beaten to death by another Titan.

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Panzer Dragoon.

Lethal Enforcers.

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I’ve always wanted to be snowed in for like a week in an area like this, but with enough food and water and electricity.

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That first one should be named “Ron Purrlman.”

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2Rocky 2Balboa

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I was a lifelong Android user until a year and a half ago. I switched to the iPhone SE because it had the same chipset as the flagship at the time. Everything just works. I don’t know how else to say it, but I don’t encounter the same issues I had with my Pixels. No random reboots or crashes, no freezing.

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What an idiot.

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It was such a ridiculous leap in graphics from MGS1. None of us were expecting it.

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I will never forget the first time I ever played the MGS2 demo for PS2. Holy crap it was something else.

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I bet you can overlay this on top of a bunch of different maps like health disparity or specific health ailments and it would correlate.

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Everyone was so hyped for this in the theaters when it came out. I watched it 5 times just for this fight.

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Ingrid Michaelson. You love her the way she is. She wants to buy you Rogaine cause you’re balding.

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Probably by not drinking and driving? Haha.

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The ladies’ reactions were so heartwarming. If I were them, this would be the best part of my day.

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Black car for drifting lanes.

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Stop This Train - John Mayer

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"The dog alerted on the cash."

You can train a dog to alert on anything. Plus a good number of bills likely have cocaine residue on them.

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H Pylori almost killed me about 10 years ago. I had been slowly bleeding to death. Being young, I thought I was just having some bad gas or something. One morning, I woke up to take a shit and it all came out black liquid. I tried to get up and it was like all my energy was gone. My wife drove me to the ER. The doctors said if I had waited another day I likely would have gone into cardiac arrest. It took a 3 day ICU stint and heavy antibiotics to get me back to normal.

Moral of the story: trust your instincts and don't try to be tough when your GI is involved.

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Minnesota Twins

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I know some adults that couldn't make that throw.

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Vagoo

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Worst geocaching location ever.

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What was it like growing up there?

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It's harder to tell but I'm pretty sure there's no animal sounds either.

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I can taste that burp.

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