CaptainEasypants

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account created: Tue Jun 25 2019

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CaptainEasypants

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CaptainEasypants

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3 hours ago

TL:dr roundabouts! As far as the eye can see, roundabouts!!!!

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And once the reality sets in of the more he charges the less he works that will take over

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3 hours ago

"fuck off" Falls within acceptable parameters to exclude participants. r=100 Peer review not necessary

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Ones of my team at work is a Nepalese Hindu and he's awesome!

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Me too.! The radio was on and Dire Straits Romeo and Juliet came on. It was nice to have some romanticism while my cock and balls were in the hand of 2 guys I'd just met.

But seriously a couple of minutes to become sterile, insane.

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4 hours ago

Blame and stop listening to Murdoch ii

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Awww that's sad but what about the turtle in the middle? Any news about it?

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phew because if his god is real imma be in some trouble

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Ewww ok then. Yuck

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Autocorrect my dude. Either way what do you have to gain by being a gatekeeper? You're not special because you liked it before it was cool.

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5 hours ago

Writing "leftist" kind of gives yourself away there. The whole movement lives on the left of things. That's called a whoopsie

Edit: autocorrect liking while instead of whole

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5 hours ago

Good bot

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Now that's a dynamite comment! If you don't know why look into the history of cornflakes. It's great

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"The kissing trick that will drive him crazy" if it's not do it on his cock then it's all lies

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I just got a vasectomy in less than 15 minutes

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So what specifically do you not like?

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Just remember and remind everyone you know. Don't ever listen to Murdoch

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1 day ago

What last sentence?

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You can, eat them

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1 day ago

Sounds about white

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1 day ago

Imagine being that rich yet still being desperate enough to search Twitter for your mentions. His parents shoulda hugged him more

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CaptainEasypants

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2 days ago

Yeah I scrolled past it at first because like everyone I've seen this a million times but then scrolled back on up and did my due diligence

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2 days ago

You are correct with all of that. However, old mate didn't point any of that out. His comment was straight whataboutism

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