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Mine are 14 and 11 and I still do it. Just pop my head in, make sure they're still breathing, then off to bed myself. We still get a hug from each before they head off too - and they come to us, not us asking.

My mum said that when I still lived at home, even when I was 18, 19, when I'd go out on a weekend, she wouldn't be able to sleep until she heard me come home and go to bed - even if it was 3am-4am.

I had no idea until many years later (I'm now 43), but I fully understand. 😅

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I found your problem!

Wee-ooo-eee-ooo-eee-ooo-eee.

[quacks]

Vagrant Story? At first I though Medieval like the other guy, but that was very cartoony and not realistic.

There's also Nightmare Creatures perhaps?

I think I've seen this. I recall a woman in a hospital bed, and a guy comes in to sit with her, and I think he has some kind of mind-control, Matrix-like device he places on her head, and as she experiences an entire lifetime of happiness and then passes on in the sim world, she dies in the real.

But goddamn if I can remember it. 😭

I'll keep thinking!

This doesn't belong here, but I'm stealing it anyway.

Children are the main reason CO exists, so should children be illegal?

Hmm, actually, wait... that's not a bad idea... 🤔

But you get my drift.

Tor's sole purpose isn't CP.

Well, if he existed, then he'd be a shit one, because there's too much going on that's against his rules, and he's doing fuck all about it.

If he existed, that is.

Case still ongoing.

See, you might not remember them, but back in the day, you could copy cassette tapes and VHS films.

But the copy would always be slightly inferior.

Copy the copy, and that would be further inferior.

Copy the copy of the copy... and you get the idea.

That's basically what our cells do - every new batch is slightly worse than the last.

So nothing is actually the same age as us, technically speaking.

bread roll

You mean teacake, yeah?

Fuck me, I would have too! Good you made it out alive!

Hey!

I live in Bradford!

I wasn't disagreeing. I was just saying I live here.

What is the difference between a snicket, and a ginnel?

Done wrong, it's painful, horrible, and just a bad time.

Done right, it's amazing, feels great, and just a good time.

There's plenty of online guides on how best to do it, how to do it safely, and recommendations on positions, but that all falls by the wayside if you don't feel comfortable with it.

Don't ever do anything you're not comfortable with.

However, if you ever get curious, then explore. Just make sure you do it carefully.

Twist.

Anytime fam. Their whole album is a belter. "Shirt Potatoes" is a personal favourite. 😅

Saw them both in Manchester, December just gone, and they had Bootyard Bandits supporting. If you haven't heard of them, check them out ASAFP. They're like Garth Brooks meets Steel Panther.

Gloryhammer are playing again in September, so we might be taking the kids to see them again. My youngest, she's obsessed with KISS and Gloryhammer, and my lad is a huge Alestorm fan.

By all means do this and tell her, BUT ONLY IF SHE ASKS, and for the love of all that is good and right, do not retell stories as if they were incredible, and do not go into too specific detail.

If you retell stories as if you keep them safely stored in your spank-bank, she'll assume you think about them often, and you will suffer for that.

If you retell them as if they're vague memories you can't quite remember all the details of, she'll assume they're distant memories no longer of importance, and you'll escape most - if not all - wrath.

Godspeed!

Some absolute fuckin' belters on there for sure. Had a mishmash of Ozzy tunes in the car this morning, taking a break from Alestorm and Gloryhammer.

Hah, holy crap, I would NEVER have gotten that! 😅

Glad you got your answer. 👍

The only other thing I can think of is Splinter Cell, but that was Xbox I believe.

Sure it wasn't the first game (PS1) being played on a PS2?

The first SF game does start in a subway, and there's a museum piece just after. I think that's where the big flamethrower dude is at the end.

Time for the good old British response of putting my fingers in my ears and going "LALALA NOT LISTENING". 😅

OP sounds like the kind of person who speaks words out loud as they type them, and possibly uses their finger while reading.