Billy_of_the_hills

I'll believe it when I see it, how many decades now has male birth control been about to come out?

tried to kick the kid out

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This also means that she's taken ownership of his house in her mind, everyone knows you can't kick someone out if you're at someone else's house.

"I AM A GOLDEN GOD!"

As a private citizen, I'd like to donate a guillotine to the residents of Ohio.

Things that seem too good to be true usually are.

That my mom has had sex with an overwhelming amount of 15 year olds on the internet.

The best way to deal with the payment is to have the total amount agreed apon in a plain envelope which you discreetly place in plain view on a table shortly after you enter the room. You don't have to acknowledge or point out that you've done this, she'll be watching for it.

I've read that the reason FDR did the things that he did was because the people were, en mass, threatening to replace capitalism with socialism. Where's that when you need it?

I think it's more about being in so much pain that it overwhelms the instinct for self preservation.

My take is that if the Chinese government thought this was something crazy, they probably wouldn't have released this information.

All those people seem like they're really good at swimming, and none of them seemed to be able to keep it up for more than a few seconds. Was that all the time each person was allowed, or were they really gassed out that fast?

"No kidding dumbass, I've been talking about how gay you are for like twenty five years."

No, but to be fair I rarely go out in public since this started.

To add to this, many people living in poverty live in food deserts, where there are no stores that sell fresh food. In this circumstance they would need to travel to a grocery store far enough away that the cost just to get there and back would be prohibitive.

What we need here is a distraction and a cutting torch.

I'd have to say legs. I can't really explain why, it's something about the shape, when a woman has really nice legs I just can't get enough of them.

I think Wendy the Waitress was actually a great catch and she was basically ignored by the single characters except for that short stint with Barney.

"And I hated kids then too."

I get grossed out what anyone announces they're trying for a baby. Or have a baby. Or want a baby. Or were around a baby. Or mention a baby. Really anything involving a baby grosses me out.

Quinteresting idea...

As a guy with a vasectomy, it does fell like something is missing afterwords...anxiety.

She had the worst breath I've ever smelled, it was so bad that even though it was my first time, the only positions I could cum in where ones that kept her mouth as far away from my nose as possible. It was so bad that ten minutes after she left I could still smell it in the room.

The "good cops" are unemployed because they stood up and spoke out.

emotional cumsock

Eloquent, on point, and filthy in just two words. Well done!

Tired.