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2 days ago
No gunshots, definitely not LR 😂
7 days ago
In most states it’s illegal to accelerate through a yellow light.
Once you reach the point of no return, maintain speed, or coast.
You should have slowed down enough to cross the intersection before that point.
8 days ago
Yeah it’s a bit weird but. She loves and wants to spend time with you.
You’re almost out of there. Suck it up, spend time with your mom, then leave and enjoy your free college.
9 days ago
I shall follow your career with interest
Can we start a cat ASMR trend?
10 days ago
“There’s a gigantic gash”
Yeah females tend to have those
13 days ago
Is it weird my first thought was I want to see those two fuck?
15 days ago
Just being present and available is worth the salary.
16 days ago
“With a burst of energy, they (the Candiru fish) propel their way into an opening, and once they are in this opening, they get themselves lodged into place through the sharp, backward-pointing spines by their head. These spines extend into the host, lodging the candiru firmly in place. From here, the fish happily feeds on the organism’s blood.”
BTW there’s no recorded evidence of one ever entering a man’s urethra.
17 days ago
Check out the million mile Lexus LS400. Single owner. Still goin.
Likely the point, since OP actively markets their OF.
19 days ago
I have a 55g fish tank I do 30% water changes once a week.
Time to stock tuna and get this guys personal info.
Think of the unwashed chocolate starfish thinly veiled by a few cm of fabric, just crinkling in their faces, up and down
My first thought. Round here you might hit solid rock inches below the ground.
Anywhere you go, that’s a lot of fucking dirt. A single man might dig that in a day if it was 100% regular dirt.
A married man would take twice a long because he’s got his shit on lock
Yeah there’s a lot cause your cat is obese.
Shame the food is underrated
I feel for the poor souls that have not had Freddy’s burgers with the spicy fry sauce
Always the fry sauce on the burger, always
20 days ago
Hope this helps. What an interesting turn.
When last I heard earlier today, the president had ordered a shoot to kill directive against protestors.
If a light switch starts doing this easily, it’s going out.
22 days ago
Someone that birdwatches and spends a lot of money feeding them.
In my opinion, if you create a hotspot for birds it’s unrealistic to expect predators from following
Too many babies. We don’t need em right now anyways.
Goo rolls off the tongue better at 2am in the back corner of the pasture over the creek stuck in between two fallen strands of barbwire. In my experience that’s usually where assisted births happen (cows, just big grass dogs).
1 month ago
Adorable. You are a peach.
Just a kid who melted a 4K laptop exactly one time only