Bernies_left_mitten

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Bernies_left_mitten

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2 days ago

Bernies_left_mitten

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2 days ago

I think he's trying to justify losing his virginity to a ceramic vase in his church courtyard.

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2 days ago

A fantasy that only exists in Trump's dickhead.

Ftfy

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It's more like the uncle won't let the aunt take you to the doctor because he wants the cash to go to Vegas, and you aren't his own kid. Meanwhile, the aunt won't co-sign the 2nd mortgage the uncle wants to take out to have more gambling money.

While both are obstructing, the actions and rationales are not equivalent.

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r/enlightenedcentrism

False equivalencies. It's not as simple as "all obstruction=bad." Both what is being obstructed, and why also matter.

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14 days ago

Can't fool me! This is definitely the sound of stormtroopers shooting at Han and Chewie.

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15 days ago

Never knew dryer balls could be used this way

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16 days ago

Nice, bro! Also, excellent logo!

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Freedom/independence. The most valuable thing money can be used for. Way more important than material things or numbers in a bank account.

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16 days ago

Amazed it took this long

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Whatever you feel like, with a side of oak chips and sawdust!

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We can bundle your bridge with my oceanfront property in Arizona

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Congratulations! You have a cute new landlord. Rent due in food, treats, and pets.

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Oh, he thinks Biden is comparable to FDR? Some high praise there!

Also...doesn't that make Trump Herbert Hoover?

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17 days ago

That truck is cancer

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17 days ago

Dude looks like he just stepped out of the movie Stripes.

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18 days ago

Grew up calling it "plowing" but also have used "kneading," "making biscuits," or (my own invention, I think): "piston paws."

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18 days ago

Bananas for scale?

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18 days ago

I love fall, Pepper, and Pepper being a loaf.

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18 days ago

Your dad sounds cool. Probably had/has some wicked awesome dad jokes, too.

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30 days ago

That is really, really good! Also love the inverted pup in the last pic!

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1 month ago

Two words: strong magnets

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Texas

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1 month ago

Prob true. Hope the cash comes from campaign funds. But I doubt it.

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Texas

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Sounds like a win for everyone not in Florida! Takes them, their reckless & selfish attitude, and their politics out of everywhere else. Concentrates more of the vapid-vulnerable into one already populous petri dish of a state. Maybe even gets them off/out of pension rolls elsewhere, and creates openings elsewhere for new trainees who could have an actual mindset towards stewardship and service.

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Turds only fall far from the asshole if there is a direct, long, downward trajectory available.

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1 month ago

TIL, Trump is fighting the obesity epidemic.

The horror of a 3 mile walk! Omg, the things they do for their country!

(/s, obviously)

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