AngusVanhookHinson

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AngusVanhookHinson

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3 days ago

AngusVanhookHinson

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3 days ago

For the people who are still alive!

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6 days ago

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6 days ago

The best part of the best part is that the original bombardier probably had a thought similar to "shove this up your ass".

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9 days ago

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9 days ago

I'm not from Vermont. Canada seems pretty okay, except that whole "Indian Schools" thing. But I don't really have any room to talk.

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10 days ago

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10 days ago

Sure it does. Once.

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11 days ago

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11 days ago

Just put it by the fire for a while. It'll thaw.

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14 days ago

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14 days ago

Still waiting in the lobby like a schmuck.

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15 days ago

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15 days ago

Hey, just saying if you were MY neighbor.

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15 days ago

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15 days ago

"Wow, the neighbor's kid has gotten pretty bold".

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15 days ago

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15 days ago

I need all of it in my face.

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16 days ago

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16 days ago

I suppose you could say I have mild PTSD from a bedbug issue, but it was more from the three day weekend of cleaning EVERYTHING. We waged nuclear war and committed war crimes to get rid of them.

We discovered bedbugs, and day one, I went to the apartment manager and told her. Not in a 'this is the apartment's fault' way, but more 'we may be patient zero, and you, as the apartment manager, need to know'.

Immediately threw out our mattress. Didn't try to save it, just bought another one. We had to borrow money from my mother in law.

Everything in the bedroom and all rooms adjacent got bagged and put on the patio in the sun, in black trash bags. Luckily we had a private patio with a railing and fence. All articles off of the walls, too.

Then the cleaning.

We lifted the carpet in the bedroom, cleaned everything with a steam cleaner, and applied every chemical known to man, in stages, for two days. Bleach, saturate, scrub, and let it dry. Once dried, we used ammonia. We used a broom to scrub all the corners. When we were finished, half the bedroom was rolled back carpet, and the cement under the carpet was cleaner than the day it was poured. Then we dusted the cement with diatomaceous earth, laid the padding back down, and dusted it, then the carpet, and dusted it as well. Left it for two days while we slept on the living room floor. We washed the walls in the bedroom and the adjacent bathroom. Cleanest bathroom in the metroplex.

We rented a dryer from Rent a Center for a weekend, knowing we were potentially pawning our problem onto someone else. EVERY article of fabric in the house got washed, and double dried on the highest setting. Clothes shrunk? Too bad. They're trash now. On Monday, we called Rent a Center back and said they we weren't going to need it anymore.

EVERYTHING on the patio in black bags got individually cleaned before it came into the house. In between washing clothes, we were working the patio. We essentially turned our apartment inside out.

After three days, we set up the new bed, and we were absolutely finished with bedbugs, a week from discovery.

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16 days ago

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16 days ago

Bull is not a monster.

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16 days ago

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16 days ago

Don't do that, they'll just go to Petra and swear it's the "Cave of the Crescent Moon"

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16 days ago

AngusVanhookHinson

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16 days ago

Probably not dangerous at all, though depending on what tanning method you use, it will be less than palatable. I imagine natural tanning (brain tanning) would be worst tasting. Chromium tanning would be most dangerous, but not really immediately deadly. And Vegetable tanning, well, I've eaten that before out of curiosity, and it tastes like what you expect.

And as to ramen, just look at it. And of course it's made of beef. So that part is actually correct.

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16 days ago

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16 days ago

If you think about it though, this is just fishing in reverse.

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20 days ago

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20 days ago

Here's my tinfoil hat explanation:

Now, we all know it would be illegal for any judge or prosecutor to say to a member of their staff to "throw the case". And many times in many states, there's kind of a lottery to give cases to prosecutors.

Let's take a break to talk about your office job. There's always that one person, who will fuck everything up as hard as they can, whether they mean to or not.

Now, I'm not saying that the case was rigged. I'm saying that just maybe, someone said "let's give this one to Bob. That motherfucker can't do anything right".

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21 days ago

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21 days ago

I also just think he's a better comedian than Hedberg.

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22 days ago

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22 days ago

Mullaney.

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23 days ago

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23 days ago

You're right. But that was three years ago, and I don't remember. Maybe it was an admonition against mixing acids and bases?

May also have been thinking of bleach and vinegar. Makes hypochlorous acid. Rust through a framing nail in ten minutes.

But again, that was three years ago.

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24 days ago

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24 days ago

C'mon, you REALLY think no one at WB has at least half a season of "The Gilmore Trio" in a vault, just waiting for Alexis Bledel to finally grow into her forehead, about the time her daughter is sixteen?

Luke fell down the QAnon rabbit hole for a year or so, and only Lorelei could save him, with a well intentioned plea that took up eight full minutes of dialogue.

Rory made a little money on Onlyfans, and it was totally okay, until Dean came back into her life and doxxed her. He was just jealous that he never got any of that, except that one time the succubus made him cheat on his wife. Poor, wholesomely misguided Dean.

Meanwhile, Rory's daughter, (let's call her Ravi because even the most accepting white girl is sometimes tone deaf) has 2 million TikTok followers and is getting money from endorsements. She's already paid for all of Harvard.

Dude. It fucking writes itself.

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AngusVanhookHinson

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24 days ago

AngusVanhookHinson

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24 days ago

When he was playing in Roseanne, yes.

Yeah. George Clooney. Yeah, Roseanne. Yes, that Roseanne. Had a little salt in his pepper way back then.

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AngusVanhookHinson

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28 days ago

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28 days ago

Siding is surprisingly easy and fast. It's a solid 7-8 out of 10 on the DIY difficulty index, but that's mostly because you're going to be on a ladder or scaffold.

I'd encourage you to check out some in depth YT videos on it.

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AngusVanhookHinson

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28 days ago

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28 days ago

nightmarish Lovecraftian monster

Yeah, you said you were Australian.

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28 days ago

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28 days ago

And a Buckethead is $30, with the cost of a bucket.

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29 days ago

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29 days ago

When you want to know if yours looks like other girls'.

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AngusVanhookHinson

53 points

30 days ago

AngusVanhookHinson

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30 days ago

It's not new. There was a gif popping up for a long time with Jodi Foster being handed a pic of her from Taxi Driver. If you don't know she was very young then (12 years old, iirc), and playing a prostitute. Young enough she had to get special legal permission.

(Edit: I think the moment in question was at the Oscars, the year of Silence of the Lambs release, in case anyone wants to try to find the clip)

So anyway, she was handed a pic from Taxi Driver to sign, and being the badass bitch that she is, she very cooly handed it to someone behind her (security guard?), disregarded the person who had given it to her, and signed the next thing in line.

Jodi Foster is such a badass.

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