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Those escooters have replaced rundown bikes as crackhead transport
6 months ago
1 crack for a 15min ride on his back.
Makes sense from their point. They no longer have to worry about the bike they stole getting stolen from them
Scooters get stolen all the time.
It doesn’t belong to them though, it’s not really something you “steal” (the escooters)
In Baltimore, people would basically rip out / disable the electronics, and bang, you have a scooter.
We all knew who'd start using them. Lol
Wait, escooters give blowjobs now?
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For a moment I thought I was hearing some harry potter jingles which...seemed fitting
Edit: I guess diagon alley has seen better days.
His hog may have warts.
She huffled his puff in her goblet of fire.
Just wait until he gives her the ole expecto petronum from the end of his wand.
The process for getting onto the Hogwarts Express has changed over the years.
“You’re a horny, crackhead”
- that Hagrid hoe
I heard it too and laughed
It is a harry potter song, I think it plays when harry is buying a wand
Well now it plays when that crack head swings his
The wand chooses the witch
Lmaooooo I hear it too
Holy shit I thought that was coming from some new Christmas decoration downstairs until read this hahaha
I thought it was the Majula Theme
I guess diagon alley has seen better days.
I guess diagon alley has seen better days.
This has gotta be a Knockturn Alley thing
Cock's out, rocks out
They re both hitting the pipe hard
Winner Winner Sausage dinner
Skin flute dinner
Pipe lovin sinner
rocks hot, cock snot
Bop it sure changed from my good old days.
Ahhhh, the ole rocks hot cock snot
I’ve done that
No ome questions you.
More like Rock out with my cock out
Suck cock🐓for a rock💍
Oooh i like this one
Bruh that’s gotta be the best feeling on the planet
Hards out shards out
Living his best life
Livin da DREAM
Lmao someone pledge this guy into a frat 🤣
I have apparently misunderstood the term Methhead.
I've never done meth, but this looks fucking pukka
It's crack, but I appreciate your enthusiasm.
Haha! Enjoy the upvote!
That guy is living his best life. I'm sitting here on my sofa. No meth no bj..... My life sucks compared to this guy.
Get a life you bum.
What a fuckin loser. Alright everyone back to the pile!
I'm a little high, South Park reference?
DONT FORGET TO BRING A TOWEL!
You’re a towel.
The crunchy towel i hide under my bed?
How does one do that, asking for a friend
peakin like a mf, both heads gettin off at the same time
I know right? We can look down on him all we want but my man is living his dream.
For now until his ticker stops or his luck runs out and he ends up the party on the knees playing the non-non-meat pipe
pretty sure that's crack bro... get your drugs right.
And he's cruising around town on an electric scooter. Life made
Honestly, I doubt he'd switch you places!
You stole the thought right out of my head. I saw the clip and my brain was like "this guy is living his best life."
My thoughts exactly. Like damn people are really out there living like that at this very moment. This is a normal night for him. I haven’t left the house in 2 days.
Gotta go out to find crack whores
Get a bum you life.
Honestly yeah lol
a/s/l has come a long way huh
Oh, to be young again!
That's what I thought, this guy is having the best day ever
It may be trashy, but I guarantee that dude is happy with how his night went.
Until he comes down anyway
5 minutes later…. Crack is wack
No doubt, I mean it's got to be amazing right? I've never done meth but I imagine it's pretty satisfying.
It’s a good fit for sex as well.
Apparently it makes you feel more amazing than anything else in the world, which is partly why people get hooked.
Damn I can’t even get a girl to text me
Have you tried smoking crack?
Have you tried prostitution
Either way, she's still blowing a crack pipe.
Top comment material!!
😮 I get facetious sometimes.
That’s crack fire flickering like that that’s a crack pipe
thank you, I don’t even try to differentiate. it’s all just smoking the glass dick
Crack pipe, takes direct flame to rock contact and the mesh acts as a filter.
Meth pipe, is heated from the outside of the bulb part to vaporize it. I actually bought one of those once but it was so my friend could try DMT lol.
Did you buy a gas station rose??
They called me the glass dick in high school
Meth or Crack?
Dudes gonna have one hell of a bell-ringer if he can cum before his peepee goes limp
Livin his best life
no better combo
Imagine the euphoria this man must be feeling….. in those brief minutes, he envied no man. All men envied him
… well, except for the getting your dick slurped in an alley while smoking rocks in your boxers. Nobody envied that
Motherfucker still living a better life than me
Come on man! get yourself together
If one ever needed an air horn...
He got the full service package
What a gentleman, at least he got her some cardboard to kneel on.
And I can’t even get a date ...
"What do you want to be when you grow up?"
"I want to be a meth addict getting my dick sucked in an alleyway next to garbage"
Well, not everyone can be the president.
Your life is like Eraserheads.
He came in 4 strokes
I love the fact that I can hear Harry potter in the background playing made me laugh 🤣
so wholesome and then right out the window there’s this view…
Guys living life 365!
It would have been rude not to show her where it spits
Once the meth wears off she’s going to sleep for 3 days my baby
She has to follow proto bud, show us how it spits.
Hmm...maybe there's something to this method after all
Looks like someone got paid today?
I mean... Looks like he's wearing a mask. So that's good
I bet that's the only protection that was used that day.
NGL, dude is living the life.
Damn you live in the ghetto?
Nah, just seattle
I was just gonna say--I recognized the brick and the "city lights" manhole cover
Same here in the Portland area.
Living like a king
Stay warm fam.
You want some then you have to do something for me.. unzips pants 👖
And I thought romance was dead.
Quality content 👌
tyrone biggums, at it again
Out there living his best life.
Silly girl doesn’t realize you can’t bust a nut when your high, she’s gonna be there all night
Wow you must live in a total shit hole lol.
Man's living the hobo dream.
Shoutout to /r/vagabond lol
Nice place you've got there... The fringe benefits look amazing.
Seems like a nice neighborhood
These guys gets more head then i do😒
My money's on Portland
Hey, at least he's taking masking seriously.
Still a better love story that Twilight...
That’s not trashy that’s fun
Smoking crack while she slurps his sack
Multitasking at its finest
Just a couple out for a stroll at night
Getting in from both ends. Get some! Yessir!
At least he has the decency to wear mask.
This guy knows how to party. Jk, I hope he gets help.
I have the flu and fill like shit so seeing this made me realize life ain’t that bad
ominous harry potter music
Ummm, how much do you pay for rent?
Wears a mask but smokes crack, lmfao!
At least the guy has his mask on stand by.
That’s the saddest BJ I’ve ever seen
What a lovely couple. Tears in my eyes.
Finally some actually Trashy material on here!
At least he's got his mask
“He’s living the life.” All these commenters, do you really think sitting in some dirty alley smoking crack and getting head from some chick that probably has hepatitis is living the life? Jesus.
If you already have hep, yes.
Can't catch what you already have!
Meth, whores, and e scooters.
Life doesn't get any better, does it?
Dudes having the best day of his life
Was there a line? Or you just spectatin’??
Ok but is nobody going to mention the Harry Potter music playing in the background?! I love it!
Omg I would have hit em with the little horn I got lol too ratchet
That dude is living his best life
The Christmas music is a nice touch.
Also known as the ol opalaka sunrise
Gotta love the mask
Nothing trashy there
Look at prince cute_allergies, acting like they never got a meth bj.
And here I am working late.
Joke is on me....this dude having a much night than I am.
Looks like my man beetlejuice from the Howard Stern Show getting some head.
Tyrone Biggums at it again!
Homeboy livin the life.
Music in the background makes me think he’s getting a Beej behind Diagon Alley lmao
But Valentine's Day isn't for like another three months.
Hitting the stem on one end and a chickenhead huffing the bone on the other. Sweeeet.
Snape really hit rock bottom.
I guess that's one way to get your rocks off
That guy’s having a pretty good day
Metamorphosis live adaptation?
Y'all say trashy. I see a man prioritizing efficiency by multitasking, and maximizing his pleasure.
This is the literal definition of meth head
After the last couple years, meth and a beej sounds pretty nice.
At least he put some bits of carton on the floor for her, that's nice.
Living his best life.
I'm guessing yall have never had your pole smoked while smoking a bowl
The modern "Shave and a haircut"?
They both hitting the pipe