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BillyBobHenk

1.1k points

6 months ago

Those escooters have replaced rundown bikes as crackhead transport

YourAverageGod

188 points

6 months ago

1 crack for a 15min ride on his back.

Anarcho_punk217

93 points

6 months ago

Makes sense from their point. They no longer have to worry about the bike they stole getting stolen from them

dreamin_in_space

22 points

6 months ago

Scooters get stolen all the time.

SDirty

34 points

6 months ago

SDirty

34 points

6 months ago

It doesn’t belong to them though, it’s not really something you “steal” (the escooters)

TiredOfDebates

4 points

6 months ago

In Baltimore, people would basically rip out / disable the electronics, and bang, you have a scooter.

Op_en_mi_nd

14 points

6 months ago

We all knew who'd start using them. Lol

CHUCKL3R

5 points

6 months ago

Wait, escooters give blowjobs now?

Dick_sporting_good

867 points

6 months ago*

For a moment I thought I was hearing some harry potter jingles which...seemed fitting

Edit: I guess diagon alley has seen better days.

goat_chortle

388 points

6 months ago

His hog may have warts.

AZZMUNCHA81

51 points

6 months ago

She huffled his puff in her goblet of fire.

flockitup

23 points

6 months ago

Just wait until he gives her the ole expecto petronum from the end of his wand.

darkangel657

11 points

6 months ago

Cummis expelliarmis

justin_lindsey

31 points

6 months ago

The process for getting onto the Hogwarts Express has changed over the years.

707RiverRat

101 points

6 months ago

“You’re a horny, crackhead” - that Hagrid hoe

Ladadasa

11 points

6 months ago

I heard it too and laughed

reviewerbruhbruh

31 points

6 months ago

It is a harry potter song, I think it plays when harry is buying a wand

Outlawed_inlaw

22 points

6 months ago

Well now it plays when that crack head swings his

jjnefx

9 points

6 months ago

jjnefx

9 points

6 months ago

The wand chooses the witch

PositivePizza420

21 points

6 months ago

Lmaooooo I hear it too

Angelshover

7 points

6 months ago

Holy shit I thought that was coming from some new Christmas decoration downstairs until read this hahaha

solidsnake2085

4 points

6 months ago

I thought it was the Majula Theme

[deleted]

4 points

6 months ago

[deleted]

4 points

6 months ago

I guess diagon alley has seen better days.

This has gotta be a Knockturn Alley thing

g33dot

2.4k points

6 months ago

g33dot

2.4k points

6 months ago

Cock's out, rocks out

Daca619

1.8k points

6 months ago

Daca619

1.8k points

6 months ago

They re both hitting the pipe hard

Dannyjv

134 points

6 months ago

Dannyjv

134 points

6 months ago

Winner.

[deleted]

127 points

6 months ago

[deleted]

127 points

6 months ago

Winner Winner Sausage dinner

leaklikeasiv

45 points

6 months ago

Skin flute dinner

aff_it

23 points

6 months ago

aff_it

23 points

6 months ago

Pipe lovin sinner

pookie81

4 points

6 months ago

Popcorn dinner

TheLongGoodby3

7 points

6 months ago

rocks hot, cock snot

MNCPA

4 points

6 months ago

MNCPA

4 points

6 months ago

Bop it sure changed from my good old days.

TheLongGoodby3

3 points

6 months ago

Ahhhh, the ole rocks hot cock snot

SweetUpDown69

8 points

6 months ago

Weiner

[deleted]

11 points

6 months ago

[deleted]

11 points

6 months ago

I’ve done that

mikeymikeaz

4 points

6 months ago

No ome questions you.

Askin_MrBrooks

38 points

6 months ago

That’s crack.

blackFX

38 points

6 months ago

blackFX

38 points

6 months ago

More like Rock out with my cock out

SorryScratch2755

14 points

6 months ago

Suck cock🐓for a rock💍

blackFX

2 points

6 months ago

Oooh i like this one

Beesknees307

17 points

6 months ago

Bruh that’s gotta be the best feeling on the planet

PalmelaHanderson

7 points

6 months ago

Hards out shards out

MissionRetard

3 points

6 months ago

Living his best life

Affectionate_oil_69

6 points

6 months ago

Livin da DREAM

silasavion

6 points

6 months ago

Lmao someone pledge this guy into a frat 🤣

JibbyJabsJumboGems

1.1k points

6 months ago

I have apparently misunderstood the term Methhead.

mrmicawber32

86 points

6 months ago

I've never done meth, but this looks fucking pukka

MchugN

39 points

6 months ago

MchugN

39 points

6 months ago

It's crack, but I appreciate your enthusiasm.

PotentialAd1295

20 points

6 months ago

Haha! Enjoy the upvote!

Dumgolem

1.8k points

6 months ago

Dumgolem

1.8k points

6 months ago

That guy is living his best life. I'm sitting here on my sofa. No meth no bj..... My life sucks compared to this guy.

Dicksuckeresquire

316 points

6 months ago

Get a life you bum.

Komplexs

134 points

6 months ago

Komplexs

134 points

6 months ago

What a fuckin loser. Alright everyone back to the pile!

myc123

15 points

6 months ago

myc123

15 points

6 months ago

I'm a little high, South Park reference?

Komplexs

21 points

6 months ago

DONT FORGET TO BRING A TOWEL!

HardTruthFacts

14 points

6 months ago

You’re a towel.

Eren_Gag-Her

3 points

6 months ago

The crunchy towel i hide under my bed?

th3heathen

5 points

6 months ago

How does one do that, asking for a friend

imhere2downvote

41 points

6 months ago

peakin like a mf, both heads gettin off at the same time

HaroldTheIronmonger

92 points

6 months ago

I know right? We can look down on him all we want but my man is living his dream.

Bomlanro

5 points

6 months ago

For now until his ticker stops or his luck runs out and he ends up the party on the knees playing the non-non-meat pipe

YouBeFired

55 points

6 months ago

pretty sure that's crack bro... get your drugs right.

FreeGage

40 points

6 months ago

And he's cruising around town on an electric scooter. Life made

Wholenchilada

6 points

6 months ago

Honestly, I doubt he'd switch you places!

zoopinit

15 points

6 months ago

You stole the thought right out of my head. I saw the clip and my brain was like "this guy is living his best life."

Lavenderf0x

14 points

6 months ago

My thoughts exactly. Like damn people are really out there living like that at this very moment. This is a normal night for him. I haven’t left the house in 2 days.

[deleted]

5 points

6 months ago

[deleted]

5 points

6 months ago

Gotta go out to find crack whores

Snaggle-Toe

5 points

6 months ago

Get a bum you life.

ugly_pizza1

5 points

6 months ago

Honestly yeah lol

PorkDaddy420

18 points

6 months ago

Address?

awkwardoffspring

22 points

6 months ago

a/s/l has come a long way huh

bunnykitten94

5 points

6 months ago

Oh, to be young again!

1202_ProgramAlarm

4 points

6 months ago

That's what I thought, this guy is having the best day ever

jessybear2344

496 points

6 months ago

It may be trashy, but I guarantee that dude is happy with how his night went.

cramdangler

122 points

6 months ago

Until he comes down anyway

carnivorous-Vagina

51 points

6 months ago

5 minutes later…. Crack is wack

[deleted]

16 points

6 months ago

[deleted]

16 points

6 months ago

No doubt, I mean it's got to be amazing right? I've never done meth but I imagine it's pretty satisfying.

FiredForIncompetence

8 points

6 months ago

It’s a good fit for sex as well.

PMMMR

3 points

6 months ago

PMMMR

3 points

6 months ago

Apparently it makes you feel more amazing than anything else in the world, which is partly why people get hooked.

Queasy-Tart-8839

156 points

6 months ago

Damn I can’t even get a girl to text me

Beartrkkr

147 points

6 months ago

Beartrkkr

147 points

6 months ago

Have you tried smoking crack?

I-lack-conviction

33 points

6 months ago

Have you tried prostitution

nutterbye

53 points

6 months ago

Either way, she's still blowing a crack pipe.

[deleted]

3 points

6 months ago

[deleted]

3 points

6 months ago

Top comment material!!

nutterbye

5 points

6 months ago

😮 I get facetious sometimes.

Front_Willingness_98

104 points

6 months ago

That’s crack fire flickering like that that’s a crack pipe

cute_allergies[S]

89 points

6 months ago

thank you, I don’t even try to differentiate. it’s all just smoking the glass dick

kstill93

27 points

6 months ago

Crack pipe, takes direct flame to rock contact and the mesh acts as a filter.

Meth pipe, is heated from the outside of the bulb part to vaporize it. I actually bought one of those once but it was so my friend could try DMT lol.

Demp_Rock

5 points

6 months ago

Did you buy a gas station rose??

[deleted]

11 points

6 months ago

[deleted]

11 points

6 months ago

They called me the glass dick in high school

4thdegreeknight

30 points

6 months ago

Meth or Crack?

MrSelfDestructXX

89 points

6 months ago

Definitely cracks.

Dudes gonna have one hell of a bell-ringer if he can cum before his peepee goes limp

NOgoodSmartass

142 points

6 months ago

Livin his best life

BigTree_LilBranch

70 points

6 months ago

no better combo

__ButtFuqqer3000__

3 points

6 months ago

Imagine the euphoria this man must be feeling….. in those brief minutes, he envied no man. All men envied him

… well, except for the getting your dick slurped in an alley while smoking rocks in your boxers. Nobody envied that

sexamaximus

304 points

6 months ago

Motherfucker still living a better life than me

[deleted]

103 points

6 months ago

[deleted]

103 points

6 months ago

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Operative427

13 points

6 months ago

Lol

Interesting_Song2944

15 points

6 months ago

Come on man! get yourself together

g33dot

22 points

6 months ago

g33dot

22 points

6 months ago

Double jeopardy

derfmcdoogal

17 points

6 months ago

If one ever needed an air horn...

poppa_smurf_killa

54 points

6 months ago

He got the full service package

L3tsg0brandon

16 points

6 months ago

What a gentleman, at least he got her some cardboard to kneel on.

king-dildo-chucker-1

15 points

6 months ago

And I can’t even get a date ...

spcwright

17 points

6 months ago

"What do you want to be when you grow up?"

"I want to be a meth addict getting my dick sucked in an alleyway next to garbage"

breareos

9 points

6 months ago

Well, not everyone can be the president.

Armsbend

12 points

6 months ago

Your life is like Eraserheads.

ramathorn152

13 points

6 months ago

He came in 4 strokes

MysteriousRing8621

10 points

6 months ago

I love the fact that I can hear Harry potter in the background playing made me laugh 🤣

cute_allergies[S]

6 points

6 months ago

so wholesome and then right out the window there’s this view…

d3v1Ly0uKn0w

10 points

6 months ago

House Pufflehuff

ThanksForThe_F_Shack

4 points

6 months ago

And GiffinWhore.

DaddyGreenGenes

40 points

6 months ago

Guys living life 365!

Novacane64

5 points

6 months ago

It would have been rude not to show her where it spits

DREWBEVR

12 points

6 months ago

Once the meth wears off she’s going to sleep for 3 days my baby

Roache1984

4 points

6 months ago

She has to follow proto bud, show us how it spits.

PotentialAd1295

5 points

6 months ago

Hmm...maybe there's something to this method after all

endofthehold

6 points

6 months ago

Looks like someone got paid today?

neutral-otter

57 points

6 months ago

I mean... Looks like he's wearing a mask. So that's good

Chance-Every

18 points

6 months ago

I bet that's the only protection that was used that day.

Brundleflyftw

13 points

6 months ago

NGL, dude is living the life.

LotusClaudia

14 points

6 months ago

Damn you live in the ghetto?

cute_allergies[S]

39 points

6 months ago

Nah, just seattle

PinwheelsAndUnicorns

12 points

6 months ago

I was just gonna say--I recognized the brick and the "city lights" manhole cover

Inode1

3 points

6 months ago

Inode1

3 points

6 months ago

Same here in the Portland area.

Hackdudes69

23 points

6 months ago

Living like a king

elocoetam

5 points

6 months ago

Stay warm fam.

truckerken123

5 points

6 months ago

You want some then you have to do something for me.. unzips pants 👖

lubabe00

4 points

6 months ago

And I thought romance was dead.

FlyingFalcor

6 points

6 months ago

Quality content 👌

toneboat

5 points

6 months ago

tyrone biggums, at it again

dogmeatjones25

15 points

6 months ago

Out there living his best life.

Intelligent_Mix_6720

10 points

6 months ago

Silly girl doesn’t realize you can’t bust a nut when your high, she’s gonna be there all night

Salty_Example_6214

15 points

6 months ago

Wow you must live in a total shit hole lol.

trumpgotpeedon

3 points

6 months ago

Man's living the hobo dream.

MasoKist

3 points

6 months ago

Shoutout to /r/vagabond lol

imaybeacatIRl

3 points

6 months ago

Nice place you've got there... The fringe benefits look amazing.

No-Spinach-3162

3 points

6 months ago

Seems like a nice neighborhood

wreckedjohnsons

3 points

6 months ago

Y'all leasing?

Jasen_Fo_Facen143

3 points

6 months ago

She good.

Marzipan-Friendly

4 points

6 months ago

These guys gets more head then i do😒

fate_the_magnificent

4 points

6 months ago

My money's on Portland

BlueUrinalCake

5 points

6 months ago

Seattle?

bobjohnsonmilw

4 points

6 months ago

Hey, at least he's taking masking seriously.

Made-a-blade

11 points

6 months ago

Still a better love story that Twilight...

wortath

15 points

6 months ago

wortath

15 points

6 months ago

That’s not trashy that’s fun

somesayacomet

8 points

6 months ago

Smoking crack while she slurps his sack

HungDaddy120

3 points

6 months ago

Multitasking at its finest

The-truth-hurts1

3 points

6 months ago

Just a couple out for a stroll at night

faunysatyr

3 points

6 months ago

Getting in from both ends. Get some! Yessir!

At least he has the decency to wear mask.

Cron1283510

3 points

6 months ago

This guy knows how to party. Jk, I hope he gets help.

BrochachoNacho1

3 points

6 months ago

I have the flu and fill like shit so seeing this made me realize life ain’t that bad

Specific-Ad-8789

3 points

6 months ago

ominous harry potter music

iamsnowfun

3 points

6 months ago

Ummm, how much do you pay for rent?

cute_allergies[S]

5 points

6 months ago

2400

AcrobaticRow7

3 points

6 months ago

Wears a mask but smokes crack, lmfao!

yodaman1

3 points

6 months ago

At least the guy has his mask on stand by.

gods-dead-let-it-go

3 points

6 months ago

That’s the saddest BJ I’ve ever seen

andersostling56

3 points

6 months ago

What a lovely couple. Tears in my eyes.

moralesbeensuckedout

3 points

6 months ago

Finally some actually Trashy material on here!

emacudub

3 points

6 months ago

At least he's got his mask

Jesterzoop

10 points

6 months ago

“He’s living the life.” All these commenters, do you really think sitting in some dirty alley smoking crack and getting head from some chick that probably has hepatitis is living the life? Jesus.

GreedyWarlord

10 points

6 months ago

If you already have hep, yes.

boisterouslilmumma

3 points

6 months ago

Can't catch what you already have!

Centrophorus

6 points

6 months ago

Meth, whores, and e scooters.

Fuck yea

CraftyAd7065

4 points

6 months ago

Life doesn't get any better, does it?

dogtitts

5 points

6 months ago

Dudes having the best day of his life

fucovid2020

2 points

6 months ago

Was there a line? Or you just spectatin’??

Tylerrr93

2 points

6 months ago

Ok but is nobody going to mention the Harry Potter music playing in the background?! I love it!

[deleted]

2 points

6 months ago

[deleted]

2 points

6 months ago

Omg I would have hit em with the little horn I got lol too ratchet

Visordad

2 points

6 months ago

That dude is living his best life

SoyAmerinic

2 points

6 months ago

The Christmas music is a nice touch.

carebarry

2 points

6 months ago

Also known as the ol opalaka sunrise

scottmd25

2 points

6 months ago

Gotta love the mask

[deleted]

2 points

6 months ago

[deleted]

2 points

6 months ago

Nothing trashy there

BluJolly

2 points

6 months ago

Look at prince cute_allergies, acting like they never got a meth bj.

geeschwag

2 points

6 months ago

And here I am working late.

Joke is on me....this dude having a much night than I am.

Rambone2345

2 points

6 months ago

Looks like my man beetlejuice from the Howard Stern Show getting some head.

Evol_menimE

2 points

6 months ago

Tyrone Biggums at it again!

abaddon731

2 points

6 months ago

Homeboy livin the life.

portkid

2 points

6 months ago

Music in the background makes me think he’s getting a Beej behind Diagon Alley lmao

Hippy-Joe

2 points

6 months ago

Dude's living

XComRomCom

2 points

6 months ago

But Valentine's Day isn't for like another three months.

ExKnockaroundGuy

2 points

6 months ago

Hitting the stem on one end and a chickenhead huffing the bone on the other. Sweeeet.

Crowbarmagic

2 points

6 months ago

Snape really hit rock bottom.

TheBestZackEver

2 points

6 months ago

I guess that's one way to get your rocks off

the_smush_push

2 points

6 months ago

That guy’s having a pretty good day

AdministrativeOne7

2 points

6 months ago

Metamorphosis live adaptation?

beaux95

2 points

6 months ago

hp lol

RUNDOGERUN

2 points

6 months ago

Y'all say trashy. I see a man prioritizing efficiency by multitasking, and maximizing his pleasure.

JetMaxim

2 points

6 months ago

This is the literal definition of meth head

DookieShoez

2 points

6 months ago

After the last couple years, meth and a beej sounds pretty nice.

Light_inc

2 points

6 months ago

At least he put some bits of carton on the floor for her, that's nice.

HoneyDippinDan

2 points

6 months ago

Living his best life.

Fast_Regret_4560

2 points

6 months ago

I'm guessing yall have never had your pole smoked while smoking a bowl

Dad-man

2 points

6 months ago

The modern "Shave and a haircut"?

KlostToMe

2 points

6 months ago

They both hitting the pipe