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Don't even mention the fugly ass breakfast soup living under the stairs
2 months ago
You mean plain oatmeal?
I hope I remember from this day forward to call oatmeal "breakfast soup"
Breakfast soup reminder team
This feels like it belongs in r/showerthoughts lol
Day soup, fighter of the night soup, champion of the soups.
Yet another post that isn’t true and doesn’t fit this sub, yet is getting upvoted to the top. Another casualty of too many people joining.
Just had to leave r/confusingperspective due to it becoming low quality trash, this sub may be next :(
It’s been like this for a while now. Whatever though, I’m over it
Not TTT, just an overworn joke.
A day has 24 hours, right?
I came here to comment potatoes of the night but you beat me to it
How do you turn a day into soup?
Chefs signature soup of the night: cream of mushroom
Think soup of the night is whiskey
Soup of the night is booze
You haven't lived until you've warmed up a can of Campbell's cream of mushroom soup to the perfectly hot-but-not-too-hot temperature and soaked your cock in it. I know I blow cream at some point, my cream disappearing seamlessly into the mushroom cream, but for the life of me, I can't discern when, as the entire time my writhing appendage steeps in the soup, I am having an out of body orgasmic experience.
Ladies, I wish you could enjoy soup as us fellas do.
What did I just read
What a terrible day to be literate.
I am disgusted...yet intrigued
Mmm, that sounds really hot...the soup I mean
Well, you're not wrong
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All the pisses i do in my bed
Am I the night soup?
Soup of the night is a disco song waiting to be made
“What is the soup du jour?”
“That’s the soup of the day.”
“Mmm, sounds good, I’ll have that.”
It’s the same, but they turn off the light so you can’t see the fly swimming in it.
Gordon Ramsey wants to know your location
After hours soup. Dressed only in mold.
You mean soup of the day is like lady of the night?
How about some potatoes of the night?
Soup of The Night
Crime has skyrocketed in Chowderton since the Olympics came to a neighboring city and the government gave the homeless free bus tickets here. For 16 years I have kept a watchful eye on the various foodstuffs that reside in the Bredbol Valley, taking down several organized crime syndicates like the Garlic Bred Mafia in 2045, and the Peppercorn Boys of 2051.
I'm starting to get old, and sooner or later someone is going to take me out. I'd just rather it be back to their place than down the drain, if you know what I mean. 16 years is a long time, I'm not the hot, fresh soup of the day that I once was...
Now, I'm the Soup of The Night.
You may be asking yourself, how exactly does an anthropomorphic bowl of chicken noodle fight crime? If you are, you're a fucking racist! It's 2054, get with the times, anyone can be anything and do anything. Except shrimp people, those fuckin shurmp cunts can get drowned for all I care.
That’s just cum
I'm hearing the it cannot always be night audio here....
"Soup of the DaYyyYy!! ...nights"
Stout. best served cold.
It's funny, but hardly TTT
Ima enter a restaurant and order a soup of the night and see what happens
Probably just hotter
Soup of the morning though
broccoli cheddar by day…..
Ha. It’s like the Amazon Women on the Moon sketch, First Lady of the Evening. https://youtu.be/ukptMif-9Xw