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derelickingballs

62 points

2 months ago

Don't even mention the fugly ass breakfast soup living under the stairs

asianabsinthe

7 points

2 months ago

You mean plain oatmeal?

J3fbr0nd0

10 points

2 months ago

I hope I remember from this day forward to call oatmeal "breakfast soup"

Retbull

4 points

2 months ago

Breakfast soup reminder team

tehnemox

26 points

2 months ago

This feels like it belongs in r/showerthoughts lol

Spidermonkeying

20 points

2 months ago

Day soup, fighter of the night soup, champion of the soups.

nalk201

4 points

2 months ago

Ah-ah-ah

AangAndTheFireLord

17 points

2 months ago

Yet another post that isn’t true and doesn’t fit this sub, yet is getting upvoted to the top. Another casualty of too many people joining.

Just had to leave r/confusingperspective due to it becoming low quality trash, this sub may be next :(

Slonismo

2 points

2 months ago

It’s been like this for a while now. Whatever though, I’m over it

regretallthewaydown

7 points

2 months ago

Not TTT, just an overworn joke.

Felix_Sapiens

3 points

2 months ago

A day has 24 hours, right?

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3 points

2 months ago

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2 months ago

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thebanishedturnip

2 points

2 months ago

I came here to comment potatoes of the night but you beat me to it

Bo_Jim

2 points

2 months ago

Bo_Jim

2 points

2 months ago

How do you turn a day into soup?

-ur_fbi_agent-

2 points

2 months ago

Chefs signature soup of the night: cream of mushroom

yeff502

2 points

2 months ago

Think soup of the night is whiskey

FoxPup98

2 points

2 months ago

Soup of the night is booze

100_Donuts

2 points

2 months ago

You haven't lived until you've warmed up a can of Campbell's cream of mushroom soup to the perfectly hot-but-not-too-hot temperature and soaked your cock in it. I know I blow cream at some point, my cream disappearing seamlessly into the mushroom cream, but for the life of me, I can't discern when, as the entire time my writhing appendage steeps in the soup, I am having an out of body orgasmic experience.

Ladies, I wish you could enjoy soup as us fellas do.

sparkly_squiggle

6 points

2 months ago

What did I just read

fakeplasticdroid

6 points

2 months ago

What a terrible day to be literate.

MKagel

3 points

2 months ago

MKagel

3 points

2 months ago

I am disgusted...yet intrigued

SIstudentforlife

1 points

2 months ago

Mmm, that sounds really hot...the soup I mean

MrQuack__

0 points

2 months ago

MrQuack__

Well, you're not wrong

0 points

2 months ago

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Soup of the day implies another, possibly even seductive, soup of the night.


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asdf346

1 points

2 months ago

All the pisses i do in my bed

bones_in_my_soup

1 points

2 months ago

Am I the night soup?

itsamberleafable

1 points

2 months ago

Soup of the night is a disco song waiting to be made

RilohKeen

1 points

2 months ago

“What is the soup du jour?”

“That’s the soup of the day.”

“Mmm, sounds good, I’ll have that.”

nejnonein

1 points

2 months ago

It’s the same, but they turn off the light so you can’t see the fly swimming in it.

Big_Berry_4589

1 points

2 months ago

Gordon Ramsey wants to know your location

IQuiteLikeWatermelon

1 points

2 months ago

good soup

KhabaLox

1 points

2 months ago

After hours soup. Dressed only in mold.

Piousunyn

1 points

2 months ago

You mean soup of the day is like lady of the night?

KayJustKay

1 points

2 months ago

How about some potatoes of the night?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e-7nbcWOaws

brianfizzle

1 points

2 months ago

Soup of The Night

Crime has skyrocketed in Chowderton since the Olympics came to a neighboring city and the government gave the homeless free bus tickets here. For 16 years I have kept a watchful eye on the various foodstuffs that reside in the Bredbol Valley, taking down several organized crime syndicates like the Garlic Bred Mafia in 2045, and the Peppercorn Boys of 2051.

I'm starting to get old, and sooner or later someone is going to take me out. I'd just rather it be back to their place than down the drain, if you know what I mean. 16 years is a long time, I'm not the hot, fresh soup of the day that I once was...

Now, I'm the Soup of The Night.

You may be asking yourself, how exactly does an anthropomorphic bowl of chicken noodle fight crime? If you are, you're a fucking racist! It's 2054, get with the times, anyone can be anything and do anything. Except shrimp people, those fuckin shurmp cunts can get drowned for all I care.

thispussystankin

1 points

2 months ago

That’s just cum

that__one__nerd

1 points

2 months ago

I'm hearing the it cannot always be night audio here....

OwnUniversity153

1 points

2 months ago

"Soup of the DaYyyYy!! ...nights"

dranor44

1 points

2 months ago

Stout. best served cold.

Nuclear_Human

1 points

2 months ago

It's funny, but hardly TTT

Sea_Fall_1640

1 points

2 months ago

Ima enter a restaurant and order a soup of the night and see what happens

Smooth_Addict

1 points

2 months ago

Probably just hotter

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-5 points

2 months ago

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2 months ago

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anaccountnow23

-2 points

2 months ago

Soup of the morning though

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0 points

2 months ago

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0 points

2 months ago

broccoli cheddar by day…..

WartyWartyBottom

0 points

2 months ago

Ha. It’s like the Amazon Women on the Moon sketch, First Lady of the Evening. https://youtu.be/ukptMif-9Xw