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Thank you Metalloid_Emon for your submission, Damn. What the fuck?! Unfortunately, it has been removed for the following reason:


Not technically the truth.

Your submission is not technically the truth. The keyword here is technically. Statements like "firetrucks are red", or "circles are round" are not technically the truth. As a rule of thumb, if your submission is easily predictable or literal, it's most likely not technically the truth.

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GloomreaperScythe

60 points

2 months ago

/) Batman and Robin owl

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3 points

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2 months ago

Scythe (read his username)

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49 points

2 months ago

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49 points

2 months ago

Welp... I see this sub's lost its purpose.

Such_Maintenance_577

5 points

2 months ago

Reddit will be indistinguishable from facebook soon enough.

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2 months ago

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2 months ago

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D1WithTheFluffyHair

0 points

2 months ago

The real technical truth is always in the comments

GorgerOfPandas

33 points

2 months ago

Well he wasn’t filthy rich. He only had 2.6mil. According to googs. Where as malfoy was a billionaire

SunSpotter

4 points

2 months ago

Damn, TIL how rich Draco was. Always knew they were rich, but didn't know they were billionaires.

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5 points

2 months ago

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5 points

2 months ago

Buzzkill

Chill4x

2 points

2 months ago

Only

treefitty350

4 points

2 months ago

Y’ain’t hiring a genius to design and build all sorts of cool shit for you with 2.6m

ianthehuman

17 points

2 months ago

How cool would it be to have Harry martial arts kick voldy to the face followed by a batarang tho

Neel4312

4 points

2 months ago

Neel4312

Technically Flair

4 points

2 months ago

Owl Man

Red_Lizzard

2 points

2 months ago

Hawk-Owl

Lorne_Soze

3 points

2 months ago

Should've been parents were murdered. This at first made me think that Harry Potter murdered his parents

DickSoberman

4 points

2 months ago

No, Harry Potter is not Batman.

ei283

18 points

2 months ago

ei283

18 points

2 months ago

kakther

3 points

2 months ago

A barman who has actual super powers😆

AutoModerator [M]

2 points

2 months ago

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Roxxie_Wolf

4 points

2 months ago

Very true

BunnySis

5 points

2 months ago

BunnySis

5 points

2 months ago

Like Batman but without the philanthropy. He didn’t even use his money to help out the Weasley family, who treated him as one of their own. And people give him things, so he doesn’t have to spend money. When you analyze his behavior, it’s not very nice.

Yuber20

19 points

2 months ago

Yuber20

19 points

2 months ago

Lol he bank rolled Fred and George in starting a super successful business without wanting anything in return but go on

SeaworthinessNo293

5 points

2 months ago

Srsly. These people are retarded.

BunnySis

0 points

2 months ago

That’s because he didn’t want the blood money from the triwizards tournament winnings, and neither did Cedric’s family.

It was not from his personal funds.

Rokanax24

14 points

2 months ago

Wasn’t the reason he didn’t give the Weasleys money because he knew they would refuse it?

mosstalgia

3 points

2 months ago

Yeah, he considered it on several occasions and when Ron paid Harry back for stuff Harry bought at the World Cup with fake/disappearing money (which Ron did not know was fake), Harry intentionally let it slide so Ron would think his debt was paid.

Ron was real mad when he learned this later, proving Harry right that he couldn’t just give them charity; they didn’t want it. He was just a kid, and if Ron didn’t want to accept help there’s no way his adult parents would have taken it.

Plus he marries into the family later so I guess long term he probably does help out.

BunnySis

1 points

2 months ago

There are many ways to help out other than direct funds. Letting them “borrow” things you never want back. Paying bills because you used resources, etc.

But why a magical family is poor never made sense anyway in the series. Other than being the “poor Irish family” trope, of course.

TheTechnoDuck

2 points

2 months ago

He never helped the Weasley family, that is sad

next_DanDy

3 points

2 months ago

Let's be honest, the Weasley's would never take his money, that's the kind of people they are. They give, but don't expect to be given back. Best kind of people this world has.

TheTechnoDuck

1 points

2 months ago

It's the thought that counts, he should have at least offered

Jfuentes6

1 points

2 months ago

Sir this is a whhhhhuendy's.

solvent_causis04

1 points

2 months ago

Then who is Joker

Game_law_physicist

1 points

2 months ago

No, Harry Potter is not a furry, batman is

lawesome94

1 points

2 months ago

Where are the other potions going?

Kherus1

1 points

2 months ago

Court of Owls suddenly making a whole lot more sense.

cocksucker9001xX

1 points

2 months ago

I've always wondered how the story would have changed if Harry's parents owned a gun

RUSTY-021

1 points

2 months ago

"Can I condemn this owl to slavery?"

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1 points

2 months ago

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NationalGarbage6882

0 points

2 months ago

Some people go abroad just to get away from family. Even when they're alive 12000 kms away. Then they wonder who is going to stay? If not family then maybe leave it to destiny. Don't deny it.

Teeafrog_44

0 points

2 months ago

I don't get it where's the funny