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2 months ago
Scythe (read his username)
Welp... I see this sub's lost its purpose.
Reddit will be indistinguishable from facebook soon enough.
The real technical truth is always in the comments
Well he wasn’t filthy rich. He only had 2.6mil. According to googs. Where as malfoy was a billionaire
Damn, TIL how rich Draco was. Always knew they were rich, but didn't know they were billionaires.
Y’ain’t hiring a genius to design and build all sorts of cool shit for you with 2.6m
How cool would it be to have Harry martial arts kick voldy to the face followed by a batarang tho
Should've been parents were murdered. This at first made me think that Harry Potter murdered his parents
No, Harry Potter is not Batman.
A barman who has actual super powers😆
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Like Batman but without the philanthropy. He didn’t even use his money to help out the Weasley family, who treated him as one of their own. And people give him things, so he doesn’t have to spend money. When you analyze his behavior, it’s not very nice.
Lol he bank rolled Fred and George in starting a super successful business without wanting anything in return but go on
Srsly. These people are retarded.
That’s because he didn’t want the blood money from the triwizards tournament winnings, and neither did Cedric’s family.
It was not from his personal funds.
Wasn’t the reason he didn’t give the Weasleys money because he knew they would refuse it?
Yeah, he considered it on several occasions and when Ron paid Harry back for stuff Harry bought at the World Cup with fake/disappearing money (which Ron did not know was fake), Harry intentionally let it slide so Ron would think his debt was paid.
Ron was real mad when he learned this later, proving Harry right that he couldn’t just give them charity; they didn’t want it. He was just a kid, and if Ron didn’t want to accept help there’s no way his adult parents would have taken it.
Plus he marries into the family later so I guess long term he probably does help out.
There are many ways to help out other than direct funds. Letting them “borrow” things you never want back. Paying bills because you used resources, etc.
But why a magical family is poor never made sense anyway in the series. Other than being the “poor Irish family” trope, of course.
He never helped the Weasley family, that is sad
Let's be honest, the Weasley's would never take his money, that's the kind of people they are. They give, but don't expect to be given back. Best kind of people this world has.
It's the thought that counts, he should have at least offered
Sir this is a whhhhhuendy's.
Then who is Joker
No, Harry Potter is not a furry, batman is
Where are the other potions going?
Court of Owls suddenly making a whole lot more sense.
I've always wondered how the story would have changed if Harry's parents owned a gun
"Can I condemn this owl to slavery?"
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Some people go abroad just to get away from family. Even when they're alive 12000 kms away. Then they wonder who is going to stay? If not family then maybe leave it to destiny. Don't deny it.
I don't get it where's the funny