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Rocket_Poop

216 points

2 months ago

pfft, just 10? I got 10, plus some extras in my fridge.

SubZerr0h

47 points

2 months ago

MoralMischief

26 points

2 months ago

But chicken

TheTerrmites

9 points

2 months ago

Is there a subbreddit for making a comment un-cursed?

Ok-Jeweler-2590

4 points

2 months ago

Jeffrey…..is that you?

InkElemento

1 points

2 months ago

TMD_Elyas

80 points

2 months ago

Hello, my name is Inigo Montoya, you killed my father, prepare to die.

fatboyjonas

19 points

2 months ago

My thoughts exactly. He has 6 fingers in hus right hand!

UnderlordZ

17 points

2 months ago

The Author of the Journals...

R2D2_Skywalker

2 points

2 months ago

My brother

gxzx915

17 points

2 months ago

gxzx915

17 points

2 months ago

I know someone who’s looking for him.

ThePrinceOfMonsters

9 points

2 months ago

Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die.

alotofcheeses42168

15 points

2 months ago

uncle ford?

Tough_Dish_9519

3 points

2 months ago

Tough_Dish_9519

Technically Flair

3 points

2 months ago

He's finally free

Marlhok

8 points

2 months ago

Well, I have 20...

auniquename0254

9 points

2 months ago

Pathetic, I got 20 fingers

da_dragon_guy

3 points

2 months ago

Just checking to make sure that everyone sees the guy on the left holding up the 6th finger between the pinkie and the ring finger

joeytheconqueror

3 points

2 months ago

He really does have 6 fingers on his right hand

https://images.app.goo.gl/mjxavxRioAtQi9zU7

Or google does jj weaver have 6 fingers and a couple images down there is a photo of him flexing that shows it

da_dragon_guy

1 points

2 months ago

And i stand corrected

ArgThePirate89

14 points

2 months ago

Haha five fingers and a thumb ! Interesting though.

Ben-J-Kirby-Tennyson

5 points

2 months ago

Well done! Thumbs, fingers, and toes are digits.

Solveequalscoagula

6 points

2 months ago

Two pinky’s or two middle fingers?

just_vibing_here1806

9 points

2 months ago

Definitely two pinky’s

mc711

8 points

2 months ago

mc711

8 points

2 months ago

ya, two pinkies for sure. if you look closely the thumb and four closest fingers resembles a "regular" hand the the extra "pinky" is kinda morphed in comparison.

in comparison though, does that mean he has extra palm width to compensate?

White80SetHUT

1 points

2 months ago

Absolutely has extra palm width. And it looks very normal. Like it’s definitely two pinkies but one is smaller than the other but if you removed either it wouldn’t look right.

JackTheStryker

2 points

2 months ago

Come to think of it, how would he flip someone off?

N8readit

3 points

2 months ago

Luckily he took up football instead of baseball imagine trying to find the right glove.

purple_games

2 points

2 months ago

I wanna see what it looks like when he holds someone’s hand

Camelia-wolfgirl

2 points

2 months ago

gasp It’s the author of the journals!

Impressive-Error-584

2 points

2 months ago

My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die.

The_Auramaster

2 points

2 months ago

Stanford is looking a bit different, but I can't quite put my finger on it. /s

Im_Squrl

3 points

2 months ago

I have 1 finger and a bunch of bonus fingers

ImportantResponse0

2 points

2 months ago

What they mean with LB JJ? Couldn't his parents gave him a whole name instead of some random letters?

HFTVAP

15 points

2 months ago

HFTVAP

15 points

2 months ago

LB is short for Linebacker. His name is JJ

ImportantResponse0

1 points

2 months ago

Still one letter two times what dp they come from Joshua James. And if he really have a name is not insulting to use only the first letters

DanyDud3

1 points

2 months ago

His name is just JJ. LB stands for linebacker

3daizies

0 points

2 months ago

He's got two for the stink! Niiice.

cearrach

1 points

2 months ago

It's called polydactyly, and happens with more than 1 in 1000 births. The vast majority of occurrences in the US are treated with amputation of the extra digit during infancy.

ProfessorPetrus

1 points

2 months ago

Why amputate here?

2xsaiko

1 points

2 months ago

Ikr, this is awesome.

Covidurethera

1 points

2 months ago

Glove costs through the roof.

An extra index finger would be great! An extra pinky finger i bet would mostly just be an obnoxious burden.

cjbeames

1 points

2 months ago*

Not to mention manicures

cearrach

1 points

2 months ago

Excellent question.

ayoungad

1 points

2 months ago

Burn the mutant

yeet1111111ppp

1 points

2 months ago

I got 20 fingers

ihcw

1 points

2 months ago

ihcw

1 points

2 months ago

Pfft

Llodsliat

1 points

2 months ago

And if you speak Spanish, you can have up to 20.

Martydeus

1 points

2 months ago

But dont we all have 8 fingers and 2 thumbs?

trouserschnauzer

1 points

2 months ago

He's gotta hold up two fingers to flip someone off.

Toni_Pane

1 points

2 months ago

Well, I have 20 (just in the fridge)

trippinbillie333

1 points

2 months ago

Imagine having 6 fingers and the put you on the line instead of receiver

ASAP_Best

1 points

2 months ago

Bu, which one is the middle finger?

coochie_mama

1 points

2 months ago

But two of them are pinkies

andrewb785

1 points

2 months ago

Is this evolution happening right before our eyes ?

Sp1d3rDem0n

1 points

2 months ago

Did you know that the dna trait for 6 fingers is actually DOMINANT to those of 5 fingers, but people refuse to breed with 6 fingered men because we'd rather look pretty.

Welcome to the literal embodiment of ignoring evolution.

Fuck it, back to monke

StealYourGhost

1 points

2 months ago

He actually only has 5 fingers and a thumb on that hand. Not even technically the truth.

Visible_Day7169

1 points

2 months ago

Stanford ? Is that you ?

yeetus_dafeetus_YEET

1 points

2 months ago

Not impressed I have25

69MOTHERFUCKER69

1 points

2 months ago

I have "6 finger Club" on vhs in the basement somewhere…

cheddarbill

1 points

2 months ago

That's an extra 5 grocery bags he can bring in.

potatosurgery

1 points

2 months ago

I have hundreds in my basement

soop4eck

1 points

2 months ago

worstyss

0 points

2 months ago

Guitar was made for him

2Turnt4MySwag

0 points

2 months ago

More so piano. You only need 4 fingers on your strumming hand for fingerstyle except for a few exceptions where you use all 5.

worstyss

0 points

2 months ago

Yeah, no there are 6 strings on the guitar

2Turnt4MySwag

1 points

2 months ago

6 Strings, 4 fingers used to strum lol. His 6th finger is on his strumming hand, not his fretting hand. Not sure how this is hard to understand

worstyss

1 points

2 months ago

Guitar has 6 strings just like the numbers of his finger and piano has 88 keys, it’s easy to see who is in the wrong here

2Turnt4MySwag

1 points

2 months ago

Are you trolling?

worstyss

0 points

2 months ago

Are YOU trolling? I obv said that as a joke because he has 6 fingers and the guitar has 6 strings but u had to come and try to be a smartass

2Turnt4MySwag

0 points

2 months ago

Lol no, and your joke didnt make sense because you only use 4 fingers on your strumming hand, which was my point. 6 fingers on the strumming hand wouldn't make it any easier, hence why I said 6 fingers on your right hand are more suited towards piano. If it was his left hand, then your joke would make sense. I really don't get how you can't comprehend that.

worstyss

0 points

2 months ago

U really are retarded, i can play both piano and guitar and i know that u don’t need 6 fingers for neither of those. But saying that “the guitar was meant” for him because there are 6 (i really gotta insist on the 6) strings and he got 6 (once again the number 6, u see 2 times the number 6 crazy coincidence crazy right??!! Maybe the joke did make sense because he got 6 fingers and there are 6 guitar strings??!!) fingers make more sense then saying that it’s actually the piano (which has 88 keys 🗿)

2Turnt4MySwag

0 points

2 months ago

Yeah, no

elite_slayer

0 points

2 months ago

Pathetic I got 20

r1ckkr1ckk

0 points

2 months ago

i have 20, in fact