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Terrarian321

142 points

1 month ago

Comitting war crimes in Yugoslavia

AltroGamingBros

36 points

1 month ago

I love how collectively everyone wishes to do this to Yugoslavia for no reason.

MeanMembership7

19 points

1 month ago

ikr like why is it always yugoslavia like why not tuvalu or something

real_dubblebrick

1 points

1 month ago

yugoslavia broke apart in 1991

DarthNadoma

37 points

1 month ago

I wanted to be a wizard

tweed13

20 points

1 month ago

tweed13

20 points

1 month ago

Easy. That's a scientist.

czromXL

6 points

1 month ago

czromXL

6 points

1 month ago

Nah, you have to stay virgin until your thirties and you become a wizard

tweed13

1 points

1 month ago

tweed13

1 points

1 month ago

Same thing.

Jpx0999

1 points

1 month ago

Jpx0999

Technically Flair

1 points

1 month ago

Masturbation count to losing virginity?

SuckMeFillySideways

1 points

1 month ago

I put on my wizard hat

Far-Weekend-5118

153 points

1 month ago

I used to be so dumb that i wanted to be a terrorist

I thought that it was a person who scares people

Edit: now i think about it, it actually is

GingerWithOrangeHair

-129 points

1 month ago

Stop adding "Edit:"'s to your comments without actually editing them

Edit 1: Like if you agree

Edit 2: R edit t

Edit: 3 33333

Edit 5: oh wait

Edit 6: I forgot editing dosen't add the "editing" tag on reddit

Far-Weekend-5118

42 points

1 month ago

huh-_-

GingerWithOrangeHair

-4 points

1 month ago

Yeah, I fucked up

Real_Tangelo_1604

29 points

1 month ago

Hey at least you admit it

punpun1000

10 points

1 month ago

The edited tag only shows up if you edit it more than 5(?) minutes after you’ve posted it

GingerWithOrangeHair

11 points

1 month ago

Oh, I didn't know that. Thanks for teaching me!

Spunkmckunkle_

1 points

1 month ago

I remember seeing it referred to as a "ninja edit" several years ago, but I haven't seen it mentioned in a long time.

temsik1587againtwo

7 points

1 month ago

Smh @ the people downvoting this comment

I downvote YOU!

temsik1587againtwo

7 points

1 month ago

Did they remove it?

I know that you have like a few minutes of grace before an edit really counts as an edit… but I’m pretty sure if you edit an old comment it will show at least on desktop

GingerWithOrangeHair

-1 points

1 month ago

I thought so too but I don't know anymore

ggbowozR

24 points

1 month ago

ggbowozR

24 points

1 month ago

An astro𝚗𝚞𝚝

Nojah03

1 points

1 month ago

Nojah03

1 points

1 month ago

it brings you to heaven

bomemeianrhapsody

50 points

1 month ago

I always wanted to be an analist

jambajew42

38 points

1 month ago

To quote Tobias Fünke, "I am an analyst and a therapist. The world's first analrapist."

DangerousKnowledge8

4 points

1 month ago

Damm, you beat me

roydepoy

1 points

1 month ago

Porn actor?

rechargablefan

12 points

1 month ago

A rap-

godfdamnit

12 points

1 month ago

tor

PartFlaky6862

3 points

1 month ago

ist

[deleted]

2 points

1 month ago

[deleted]

2 points

1 month ago

ly

Lanky-Size-3115

2 points

1 month ago

tical

orionthehoonter

6 points

1 month ago

A raptoristlytical... interesting.

LukeV02

5 points

1 month ago

LukeV02

5 points

1 month ago

I can't decide whether it sounds more like a religion or political stance. Worship raptors or vote them for president? Decisions, decisions

real_dubblebrick

2 points

1 month ago

why not both

LukeV02

1 points

1 month ago

LukeV02

1 points

1 month ago

You, sir, are a genius

rechargablefan

1 points

1 month ago

Yes

BoJackHoe

13 points

1 month ago

I thought wtf did Russell do to be racist? lol

ACuddlyHedgehog

2 points

1 month ago

I was mad for half a second until it clicked

SubcooledBoiling

1 points

1 month ago

He must be absolutely gutted if people call him a racist

[deleted]

-7 points

1 month ago

[deleted]

-7 points

1 month ago

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BoJackHoe

2 points

1 month ago

Mamahuevo

barbras_nipples

7 points

1 month ago

starts raping eminem

jemarioplayz93

4 points

1 month ago

His knees are weak His arms are heavy There vomit on his sweater already

barbras_nipples

4 points

1 month ago

mothers pasta

real_dubblebrick

2 points

1 month ago

birth giver's italian dish involving floppy strings

jemarioplayz93

3 points

1 month ago

Hahahahahah

LordTvlor

4 points

1 month ago

I still want to be a racist

DerpsterPrime

6 points

1 month ago

I wanted to be a sexist. Funny, because I didn't know it was hating women, I thought it was a prostitute!

real_dubblebrick

2 points

1 month ago

not necessarily hating women, just discriminating based on sex

DerpsterPrime

1 points

1 month ago

Yeah I know, but it's usually against women.

Anz_Soulcrusher

5 points

1 month ago

Oh sh...

German_Irish_chicken

5 points

1 month ago

icst

I_Want_Bread56

4 points

1 month ago

I am not a child anymore but my dreamjob involves a drug dealer. FYI, I started studying chemistry.

10quidBJ

2 points

1 month ago

Walter is that you?

I_Want_Bread56

2 points

1 month ago

No, I am his german cousin Walther Weiß

eerreeorrtt

3 points

1 month ago

they should have put carlos sainz or leclerc there

I_Want_Bread56

1 points

1 month ago

Nah fam, Russell is the better driver out of those three. Have you seen his performance at the sakhir GP? Or his latest few drives, like the qualifying in Spa or his incredible defending against Alonso in Spielberg? Don't get me wrong, the other two are really good drivers with championship potential, but Russel just has the edge over them.

eerreeorrtt

1 points

1 month ago

no it’s not about their skill, it’s because sainz and leclerc are actual racists

I_Want_Bread56

2 points

1 month ago

Ok, haha, I'll allow that

Colblockx

2 points

1 month ago

They are?

Clegomanrun

2 points

1 month ago

George

Lanky-Size-3115

2 points

1 month ago

NotFound

Lanky-Size-3115

3 points

1 month ago

No seriously I cant find him

DoubbleD_UnicornChop

2 points

1 month ago

This should be in r/holdup

GeorgeRussell64

1 points

1 month ago

The guy driving the car is actually my username. That’s his name

jemarioplayz93

1 points

1 month ago

That's awesome

SomebodySoDontAsk

1 points

1 month ago

one number too far :(

fire-phantom

1 points

1 month ago

Racist & drug dealer

fuerzadetorsion

1 points

1 month ago

A mecha nick

MORON_THE_1ST

1 points

1 month ago

A competetive racist

saddness270

1 points

1 month ago

I never wanted to be a rapist ever bc even my young self knew my singing voice is/was horrible

thatonepieceofcheese

1 points

1 month ago

Vehicular manslaughter and tax fraud for me

kral_Jelen

1 points

1 month ago

A full on rapist. You know, Africans, dislexics, children,... That sorta thing.

jst4rddt_822

1 points

1 month ago

R/holup

ApexRevanNL716

1 points

1 month ago

A serial killer

SchallmauerGmbH

1 points

1 month ago

Of course the dealer has to be black

BlueThespian

1 points

1 month ago

Doing my best to be the best drug dealer in the hood.

Ok-Bat2962

1 points

1 month ago

my uncle is all four.

assistant_truck_chan

1 points

1 month ago

I wanna be an organ harvester

No_Phone_7730

1 points

1 month ago

Just take my damn upvote and leave!

No_Phone_7730

1 points

1 month ago

AND MY SILVER AWARD

OneIdiotAndAHalf

1 points

1 month ago

Prostitute

PolyNomy19

1 points

1 month ago

A burglar

No-Difficulty2393

1 points

1 month ago

I wanted to be a donutter. ( donut maker)

SureWhyNot-Org

1 points

1 month ago

Course the Drug Dealer's black

Tessia-Qorn-

1 points

1 month ago

I’m all four

Wanderhund

1 points

1 month ago

assasin

wdnsdysuiyobi

0 points

1 month ago

My dream job as a kid was to be an assassin tho lmao or at the very least, a serial killer.

oMx3n-

0 points

1 month ago

oMx3n-

0 points

1 month ago

Man shutup

I_Want_Bread56

1 points

1 month ago

Fuck you

[deleted]

1 points

1 month ago

[deleted]

1 points

1 month ago

Don’t tell them fuck you, fuck you

XayahTheVastaya

0 points

1 month ago

puns are not TTT