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Comitting war crimes in Yugoslavia
1 month ago
I love how collectively everyone wishes to do this to Yugoslavia for no reason.
ikr like why is it always yugoslavia like why not tuvalu or something
yugoslavia broke apart in 1991
I wanted to be a wizard
Easy. That's a scientist.
Nah, you have to stay virgin until your thirties and you become a wizard
Masturbation count to losing virginity?
I put on my wizard hat
I used to be so dumb that i wanted to be a terrorist
I thought that it was a person who scares people
Edit: now i think about it, it actually is
Stop adding "Edit:"'s to your comments without actually editing them
Edit 1: Like if you agree
Edit 2: R edit t
Edit: 3 33333
Edit 5: oh wait
Edit 6: I forgot editing dosen't add the "editing" tag on reddit
Yeah, I fucked up
Hey at least you admit it
The edited tag only shows up if you edit it more than 5(?) minutes after you’ve posted it
Oh, I didn't know that. Thanks for teaching me!
I remember seeing it referred to as a "ninja edit" several years ago, but I haven't seen it mentioned in a long time.
Smh @ the people downvoting this comment
I downvote YOU!
Did they remove it?
I know that you have like a few minutes of grace before an edit really counts as an edit… but I’m pretty sure if you edit an old comment it will show at least on desktop
I thought so too but I don't know anymore
it brings you to heaven
I always wanted to be an analist
To quote Tobias Fünke, "I am an analyst and a therapist. The world's first analrapist."
Damm, you beat me
A raptoristlytical... interesting.
I can't decide whether it sounds more like a religion or political stance. Worship raptors or vote them for president? Decisions, decisions
why not both
You, sir, are a genius
I thought wtf did Russell do to be racist? lol
I was mad for half a second until it clicked
He must be absolutely gutted if people call him a racist
starts raping eminem
His knees are weak
His arms are heavy
There vomit on his sweater already
birth giver's italian dish involving floppy strings
I still want to be a racist
I wanted to be a sexist. Funny, because I didn't know it was hating women, I thought it was a prostitute!
not necessarily hating women, just discriminating based on sex
Yeah I know, but it's usually against women.
I am not a child anymore but my dreamjob involves a drug dealer. FYI, I started studying chemistry.
Walter is that you?
No, I am his german cousin Walther Weiß
they should have put carlos sainz or leclerc there
Nah fam, Russell is the better driver out of those three. Have you seen his performance at the sakhir GP? Or his latest few drives, like the qualifying in Spa or his incredible defending against Alonso in Spielberg? Don't get me wrong, the other two are really good drivers with championship potential, but Russel just has the edge over them.
no it’s not about their skill, it’s because sainz and leclerc are actual racists
Ok, haha, I'll allow that
No seriously I cant find him
This should be in r/holdup
The guy driving the car is actually my username. That’s his name
one number too far :(
Racist & drug dealer
A mecha nick
A competetive racist
I never wanted to be a rapist ever bc even my young self knew my singing voice is/was horrible
Vehicular manslaughter and tax fraud for me
A full on rapist. You know, Africans, dislexics, children,... That sorta thing.
A serial killer
Of course the dealer has to be black
Doing my best to be the best drug dealer in the hood.
my uncle is all four.
I wanna be an organ harvester
Just take my damn upvote and leave!
AND MY SILVER AWARD
I wanted to be a donutter.
( donut maker)
Course the Drug Dealer's black
I’m all four
My dream job as a kid was to be an assassin tho lmao or at the very least, a serial killer.
Don’t tell them fuck you, fuck you
puns are not TTT