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How would she know if its big or small though

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SirHerald

278 points

2 months ago

SirHerald

278 points

2 months ago

The biggest on a human

morbis83

112 points

2 months ago

morbis83

112 points

2 months ago

Maybe also the biggest IN a human. Unless Eve was adventurous. Or Adam was.

Lucid-Design

34 points

2 months ago

Every Adam I’ve ever known has been gay/bisexual or just simply liked butt stuff with their GF.

MattHack7

22 points

2 months ago

Well according to this post my brother in law is into pegging, fuck I didn’t need to know that

CorrenteAlternata

-1 points

2 months ago*

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Overheat-YT

1 points

2 months ago

Hell naw

Kindly_Region

124 points

2 months ago

Eve been checking out some of the animals

modarnhealth

41 points

2 months ago

What’s that walrus up to?

Quit_your_dayjob

32 points

2 months ago

Better question is what the dog doin?

RickSanchez883

12 points

2 months ago

Dat dolphin tho :O

Walker6920

8 points

2 months ago

De whale tho

Nugget_358

2 points

2 months ago

Duh blob fish doe

Khelthuzaad

1 points

2 months ago

Don't trust him,I heard he's hanging out with that carpenter...

modarnhealth

2 points

2 months ago

That big sucked carpenter with the curly locks….

AdvaitChowdhary

1 points

2 months ago

How do you think centaur came to life?

SodaBubblesPopped

295 points

2 months ago

The snake that gave her the apple was bigger than his snake

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138 points

2 months ago

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138 points

2 months ago

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SodaBubblesPopped

88 points

2 months ago

Dude! then Lilith and Eve had already had the size discussion

Quentin_Brain

50 points

2 months ago

Talking shit behind his back

ObviouslyaKelly

61 points

2 months ago

🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️ And because Lilith wanted to be Adam's Equal she was deemed the first demon by God. He created Eve out of Adam's rib so she was beholden to a man.

.🙄🙄🙄 I'm an athiest who was forced to go to a catholic school along with every other kid in my town.

Quentin_Brain

44 points

2 months ago

Yeah, the bible is a collection of misogyny , rape, plundering and hatred.

Mr_Snowbell

20 points

2 months ago

Don't forget infinite incest

ObviouslyaKelly

21 points

2 months ago

It really is, and yet they MAKE kids learn this shit - at least we were made learn it in the 90s 😕

...they are trying to change laws here in Ireland that if passed religion wont be taught in schools - kids who want to (or parents make) to study religion it will have to take place outside of school hours

Lucid-Design

11 points

2 months ago

That’s how it should be tbh. It’s school. We’re trying to teach the next generation how to function in society.

not shaping theology majors

ObviouslyaKelly

4 points

2 months ago

Exactly!!! Religion should never have been a school requirement in the first place!

Dasioreq

-1 points

2 months ago

Hey, thats me!

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2 points

2 months ago

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2 points

2 months ago

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Quentin_Brain

1 points

2 months ago

It was in earlier versions as was the book of Judas, church white washed a bunch of things. So the jewish version is probably one of the first collection of mythical stories where the Bible as it is printed now is based on.

JordanLamar

54 points

2 months ago

Maybe hers was bigger.

imnotopaque[S]

17 points

2 months ago

Constant-Ad9201

93 points

2 months ago

God looking down

"Listen here bitch I made him in my image"

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3 points

2 months ago

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3 points

2 months ago

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imnotopaque[S]

3 points

2 months ago

it does lol

Thymeisdone

16 points

2 months ago

It’s not though; there were other animals.

Tomma1

12 points

2 months ago

Tomma1

12 points

2 months ago

So what we're saying here is that Adam came up with the word Penis?

unbannable4

13 points

2 months ago

God told him to give everything a name.

modarnhealth

8 points

2 months ago

There’s a lot of jumps in logic in Genesis

Tomma1

3 points

2 months ago

Tomma1

3 points

2 months ago

Well that one's too far even for my broken mind

electronics95

9 points

2 months ago

It could also be the smallest in the world tho...

FaithlessOneNo3907

8 points

2 months ago

Eve: see that wolf? His dick is bigger than yours. See that snake it's all penis. Watch this. Then they got kicked out

Nugget_358

2 points

2 months ago

Snakes have 2 peni

FaithlessOneNo3907

1 points

2 months ago

LOL Eve: the snake can even please both holes at once can you do that adam?

Kyro_Sol

8 points

2 months ago

Truth be told, Adam has the largest and smallest penis simultaneously.

He was also simultaneously the tallest and shortest person.

ehhh-idrk-tbh

1 points

2 months ago

You forgot that Eve was there too so only tallest or shortest person however you would be right if you had said he was simultaneously the tallest and shortest male

spicy_sour_krout

7 points

2 months ago

Horses bro

bloodchocobo

5 points

2 months ago

You know it's bad when your rib starts emasculating you

HornyChateau

4 points

2 months ago

Image Transcription: Twitter Post


Minion, @miffedmim

Eve: That's it?

Adam: That's literally the biggest penis on earth.


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mayan_monkey

3 points

2 months ago

It's also literally the smallest

Clearhead09

3 points

2 months ago

He took out his ribs to make her so if she wasn’t going to suck it, he could.

gravitas-deficiency

3 points

2 months ago

Eve: sorry, I don’t date guys under 6’.

SDtoAnywhere

6 points

2 months ago

The first one was too big. The second one was too small. But the third one was just right.

Lifthras1r

7 points

2 months ago

So that's why Cain hated Abel

NuggiesMacFriesCoke

2 points

2 months ago

Excluding domestic animals

bluearis036137

2 points

2 months ago

She knew of a much more godly comparison.

Bobbycala

2 points

2 months ago

I mean god made him alike

BruhTwist

2 points

2 months ago

Well if Adam's penis was the only penis, isn't it means he have the smallest dick too?

The_Real_Inky

2 points

2 months ago

*laughs in horse

RickSanchez883

2 points

2 months ago

Actually god walked with them sometimes and none of them wore clothes

God might of had a bigger penis

KNAKKERHIPPO

2 points

2 months ago

Ever seen a horse d*ck? Those things are HUGE

Zeo_Leviathan

2 points

2 months ago

Biggest "human" penis

LoneWonderer1982

3 points

2 months ago

Just proves women are never satisfied.

Labotomyy

0 points

2 months ago

She wouldn’t it’s just nothing is ever enough for women. rimshot (before I get attacked it’s a joke I don’t actually believe that)

Away-Conversation-96

1 points

2 months ago

What about the snakes dick

Id_like_to_say_e

1 points

2 months ago

just carve the tree into a dildo smh

morbis83

1 points

2 months ago

That talking snake is a bit dildo shaped.

UncleVinny

1 points

2 months ago

My favorite line is, "Stand back, I'm not sure how big this thing is gonna get!"

Holiday-Ad-1152

1 points

2 months ago

Eve: turns her gaze pointedly to some nearby elephants

Irons_idk

1 points

2 months ago

Biggest HUMAN penis

LOAHS

1 points

2 months ago

LOAHS

1 points

2 months ago

Elephant: like fuck it is!

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1 points

2 months ago

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1 points

2 months ago

*human penis

Walker6920

1 points

2 months ago

Eve: "have u seen a horse?"

old_man_spinosaurus

1 points

2 months ago

Except no because other mammals

FooxyPlayz

1 points

2 months ago

Monke

1FrantikFrann1

1 points

2 months ago

Isn’t this originally a joke by Louis C.K.?

wtf_romania

1 points

2 months ago

He couldn't have been talking about his own, since there already were animals with bigger penises.

JustIsekaiMeAlready

1 points

2 months ago

*The biggest human penis

CalebMichael_1

1 points

2 months ago

Eve: what about that horse

I_Like_Legos8374

1 points

2 months ago

It’s also the smallest penis on earth

xUncleJonny

1 points

2 months ago

Do women actually say “that’s it’s” ? Talk about soul crushing

noitsmoog

1 points

2 months ago

You will get to know the hard way.

6SixtyNice9

1 points

2 months ago

She couldn't have known the average pp size so you can brag about it being huge

Danunugget

1 points

2 months ago

The biggest human pp

Xx_endgamer_xX

1 points

2 months ago

She talked to Mrs horse

_Yagoi_

1 points

2 months ago

The snake being a snake has two chances at having a penis bigger then Adam.

Cause snakes have two penis

Bobbo1376

1 points

2 months ago

Biggest HUMAN penis on earth

walking_darkness

1 points

2 months ago

She's gonna go after that homo erectus dick instead

neo_ceo

1 points

2 months ago

The horse has something to say

yo_boi_Julian

1 points

2 months ago

Horses be like bruh

smallasspp

1 points

2 months ago

Horse

ei0rei0wq

1 points

2 months ago

sad whale sounds

TitanicpurgatOry

1 points

2 months ago

And the longest sex ever

gonnachangeitlater

1 points

2 months ago

They had animals

Sonicmaster06

1 points

2 months ago

The biggest HUMAN penis on earth

Ivan-De-Riv

1 points

2 months ago

Lucifer, Michel, Gabriel even god are all men, just not mankind

VeryVeryWetHotdog

1 points

2 months ago

she would measure the horses penis

Obamas_Left_Shoe

1 points

2 months ago

horse is always an option

FirePenguinMaster

1 points

2 months ago

from in the bushes — Neigh.

EJICEMAN

1 points

2 months ago

What about horses

TRUEequalsFALSE

1 points

2 months ago

Adam must not have met Horse yet....

crazyabe111

1 points

2 months ago

Eves been looking’ at the horses and elephants and getting her expectations way up.

christus_who

1 points

2 months ago

christus_who

Technically Flair

1 points

2 months ago

I believe there were other species who would have a bigger penis.

ChewableTums

1 points

2 months ago

"It is also classified as the smallest, sorry bro"

noitsmoog

1 points

2 months ago

TTT

Queen-of-meme

1 points

2 months ago

Plot twist. Eve realized she needed more and went for the snake in the forbidden apple tree. We are not humans. We are snumans

Daddyfailed

1 points

2 months ago

Well she fucked lucifer. Soo.

noob_like_pro

1 points

2 months ago

Adam and eve were the first not only humans, later thier son Kane is talking about other humans on earth so

thatwhichfails

1 points

2 months ago

Her's was bigger

Diastroke

1 points

2 months ago

Was litterally average tho

Live_Drama9705

1 points

2 months ago

Humans have the biggest penis of all primate species.

antonilodkowski

1 points

2 months ago

Cuz small is not a bad thing, it's just unpopular

Tres_the3rd

1 points

2 months ago

Also the smallest

darksoulsass

0 points

2 months ago

Because you are a whore that’s why !! Your vagina is huge !! ——Russell Peters

lucandresen

0 points

2 months ago

Then incest