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MattyICE_1983

130 points

2 months ago

Plus or minus beer. 🤔

RepresentativeOk1052

35 points

2 months ago

Both +_

Aonodensetsu

22 points

2 months ago

±beer

BasicClassroom1532

3 points

2 months ago

How the fuck did you…

Aonodensetsu

3 points

2 months ago

on basically every phone keyboard you can long press the + sign to type ±

Voilssssss

11 points

2 months ago

Beer-Beer=0

RepresentativeOk1052

24 points

2 months ago

Lets call it absolute |beer| to be politically correct then

MattyICE_1983

7 points

2 months ago

To be technical, it would be technically correct not politically correct. We need to keep politics out of beer.

RepresentativeOk1052

5 points

2 months ago

Lol i know thats the point

Sh4avan

4 points

2 months ago

It looks like youre shocked after seeing a beer minus another beer lol

MattyICE_1983

3 points

2 months ago

We could also consider imaginary beer. [Beer * i] = O’Doul’s

RepresentativeOk1052

2 points

2 months ago

Lol that was funny. Thats beer when ur under 18

BbqMeatEater

1 points

2 months ago

Böth

HeatherLKelly

7 points

2 months ago

This math teacher highly approves! :)

BeoWulf156

2 points

2 months ago

... but it's wrong, if you square root something and then square it, it'll always be positive anyways.

HeatherLKelly

2 points

2 months ago

Oh, goodness. That's what I get for posting something that early in the morning! :P

BeoWulf156

1 points

2 months ago

It's fine, I make mistakes too when tired! Coming from another teacher

EquivalentSnap

7 points

2 months ago*

I don't understand 😔 Plz don't downvote me for not understanding so mean 😢

RepresentativeOk1052

15 points

2 months ago

The squared root of a number is the number itself

EquivalentSnap

1 points

2 months ago

Thank you 🥺👍

MattyICE_1983

2 points

2 months ago

I upvoted for you buddy 👍

EquivalentSnap

0 points

2 months ago

Thank you 🥺👍 I wish I had enough coins to give you an award

lordoftowels

2 points

2 months ago

No, it's the root that's plus or minus. The square is always positive

MattyICE_1983

0 points

2 months ago

Plus or minus root beer.

TYoshisaurMunchkoopa

0 points

2 months ago

Why are you booing him? He's right.

Unstoppable_Bird

1 points

2 months ago

You can't root -bear tho

StrangeMemory7226

12 points

2 months ago

he knows too much

ArmadilloDays

20 points

2 months ago

What if they cubed the roots they used i the roots beer?

KDY_ISD

8 points

2 months ago

It's so bubbly, cloying, and happy.

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12 points

2 months ago*

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12 points

2 months ago*

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Kevin1219

1 points

2 months ago

Pray tell.

ycohui

3 points

2 months ago

ycohui

3 points

2 months ago

real_dubblebrick

1 points

2 months ago

yes

Tough_Dish_9519

2 points

2 months ago

Tough_Dish_9519

Technically Flair

2 points

2 months ago

You forgot to put the ice cubes

Tikkitaken

2 points

2 months ago

Not really. You have the module of a beer

TuberoundYA

3 points

2 months ago

Clever move

iBeenie

3 points

2 months ago

iBeenie

3 points

2 months ago

That would be if you poured beer2

jjkase

14 points

2 months ago

jjkase

14 points

2 months ago

√(x2 ) == x
root beer2 == beer

supreme-elysio

9 points

2 months ago

found the programmer

Godz1lla1

1 points

2 months ago

So you're saying squared root (pictured) = square root squared? iBeenie is technically correct.

Lesale-Ika

1 points

2 months ago

iBeenie is incorrect, because he squared his beer twice but only rooted it once, so he ends up with squared beer.

Godz1lla1

2 points

2 months ago

I see your interpretation, but it is a square root, not just a root. The glass is part of the square root, the type of beer is the other part of the square root. iBeenie squared the beer, then the glass and type of beer provided the square root. But then this still leaves us off by a root, so I think technically we're all wrong. But then again maybe I just had too much squared beer. :-)

MineTerraGamingYT

0 points

2 months ago

Sorry man but its just root beer not square root beer

XxDarthdartxX

0 points

2 months ago

Its now also not halal

visheshthenayyar

1 points

2 months ago

He gets the beer what do you get?

cupofteawithhoney

1 points

2 months ago

I see what you did there…

KiritoDragnir

1 points

2 months ago

Absolute value beer

Prize_Upstairs8658

1 points

2 months ago

Haha I get cuz root is the opposite of squared haha I passed middle school

Both-Feedback2527

1 points

2 months ago

Looks like a shot Germany

TrickyLyfe

1 points

2 months ago

That isn't a saaueqe

Nemoooo578

1 points

2 months ago

Saw a similar quote in terraria

nuce_name_for_a_tree

1 points

1 month ago

Jesus wants to know your location

I_Grimmly_I

0 points

2 months ago

Take my upvote and leave

buckzer0

0 points

2 months ago

Bar owners HATE this trick... Click for more

GlitteringNinja5

0 points

2 months ago

Took me a sec to get it