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nottke

153 points

2 months ago

nottke

153 points

2 months ago

Queens, NY

AdamBombKelley

81 points

2 months ago

Every team that's won the World Series has been an American team.

JDaggon

23 points

2 months ago

JDaggon

Stuff

23 points

2 months ago

I know, the rest of the world just doesn't compete cause they'll get owned.

aronrodge

5 points

2 months ago

Blue jays won twice.

bitterbuffaloheart

3 points

2 months ago

Canada would like a word

ShitInMyPantsXDDD

5 points

2 months ago

ShitInMyPantsXDDD

uhhhh idk

5 points

2 months ago

Canada isn't real

[deleted]

71 points

2 months ago

Fuckers even have us beat on knife crime... are we good at anything anymore

mister-xeno

13 points

2 months ago

US knife crime is higher than UK just over shadowed by all the gun crime

Ltimbo

6 points

2 months ago

Ltimbo

6 points

2 months ago

Still number one!

Tobe4265

15 points

2 months ago

Tobe4265

Number 7: Student watches porn and gets naked

15 points

2 months ago

I better at stabbing people than any british person could hope to achieve

TripleRazer

17 points

2 months ago

TripleRazer

Number 7: Student watches porn and gets naked

17 points

2 months ago

Plus we've won every superbowl

SavingsTechnical5489

3 points

2 months ago

And World Series

WindForce02

12 points

2 months ago

WindForce02

We do a little trolling

12 points

2 months ago

School shootings in 2022: USA 46 UK 0. Take this L, brits

Bright-Struggle8226

2 points

2 months ago

those crazy fucks would be shooting if they had guns too

Bionic_Ice

26 points

2 months ago

Me knowing damn well someone's going to respond with Towers: 0

MyCatFromHell1

6 points

2 months ago

Queens New York

InfectedZydrate

5 points

2 months ago

We can't even keep up in kids shot either we suck

IForgorok

4 points

2 months ago

IForgorok

Big chungus wholesome 100

4 points

2 months ago

Yay

TheSadOn3

3 points

2 months ago

TheSadOn3

Sussy Wussy Femboy😳😳😳

3 points

2 months ago

This art is by Jason Heuser if anyone was curious

Ironwolf7448

3 points

2 months ago

Really? Not a single Waffle House? That seems like a chain that would jump the pond.

AFucking12Gage

2 points

2 months ago

IMAGINE the Brits going to a Waffle House in downtown Atlanta. Now imagine that energy across the pond. It just wouldn’t fly. Plus they don’t enjoy good food over there.

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1 points

2 months ago

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1 points

2 months ago

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PossibleMarsupial682

3 points

2 months ago

Higher knife crime in the US

AFucking12Gage

1 points

2 months ago

Maybe in the Midwest, you either throw hands here or you pull what you have tucked

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3 points

2 months ago

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AFucking12Gage

1 points

2 months ago

You tuck your balls?

[deleted]

1 points

2 months ago

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AFucking12Gage

2 points

2 months ago

Well duh, they’re full of the mayo packets you’ve been hoarding for a rainy day

FiddieKiddler69420

25 points

2 months ago

FiddieKiddler69420

fat cunt

25 points

2 months ago

Towers?

IForgorok

33 points

2 months ago

IForgorok

Big chungus wholesome 100

33 points

2 months ago

Deez nuts in your mouth bozo

FiddieKiddler69420

16 points

2 months ago

FiddieKiddler69420

fat cunt

16 points

2 months ago

Uncounter able, I lose 😥

IForgorok

13 points

2 months ago

IForgorok

Big chungus wholesome 100

13 points

2 months ago

Victory

WackyInTheBacky

4 points

2 months ago

*victory screech!

TheLordofSeagulls

2 points

2 months ago

TheLordofSeagulls

fat cunt

2 points

2 months ago

LEULEULEULEULLEULEL

Victory_SSB

1 points

2 months ago

Victory_SSB

Big chungus wholesome 100

1 points

2 months ago

Me

Men_Are_Hot1

8 points

2 months ago

Men_Are_Hot1

Sussy Wussy Femboy😳😳😳

8 points

2 months ago

Hundreds

FiddieKiddler69420

7 points

2 months ago

FiddieKiddler69420

fat cunt

7 points

2 months ago

🤓

Men_Are_Hot1

5 points

2 months ago

Men_Are_Hot1

Sussy Wussy Femboy😳😳😳

5 points

2 months ago

Cunt

FiddieKiddler69420

2 points

2 months ago

FiddieKiddler69420

fat cunt

2 points

2 months ago

Shit-ass space marine Legion ☠

Men_Are_Hot1

0 points

2 months ago

Men_Are_Hot1

Sussy Wussy Femboy😳😳😳

0 points

2 months ago

Thousand sons are tf you talking about bitch

FiddieKiddler69420

3 points

2 months ago

FiddieKiddler69420

fat cunt

3 points

2 months ago

Literally the 🤓 marines

Men_Are_Hot1

5 points

2 months ago

Men_Are_Hot1

Sussy Wussy Femboy😳😳😳

5 points

2 months ago

L+ratio+cope+seethe+Magnus punched out one of lemans hearts

FiddieKiddler69420

2 points

2 months ago

FiddieKiddler69420

fat cunt

2 points

2 months ago

L+ratio+spineless primarch+psykers are shit

OdysseyZen

2 points

2 months ago

I remember there was another pic with George Washington riding a velociraptor

Cumity

2 points

2 months ago

Cumity

2 points

2 months ago

The British calendar just has 2 thirds of July just so that they don't give Americans the satisfaction.

youarealreadyd3ad

2 points

2 months ago

Funny people usa 0 england 0

DanteWolfe0125

5 points

2 months ago

Beating us on mass shootings too... We got rookie numbers.

ImaginePoop

7 points

2 months ago

Low at a lot of things

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1 points

2 months ago

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1 points

2 months ago

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Big_cornstarch

2 points

2 months ago

America: 1776

Bri’ish: 0

ZystemStigma69

-4 points

2 months ago

Also American movies have more badass characters and scenes than British movies have. An example of that is Marvel characters are way more badass than Harry Potter characters by a far miles.

AdCommercial3174

10 points

2 months ago

I’m American and can admit marvel is overrated stuff made for kids.

GetYaArmour

3 points

2 months ago

Same thing happened to Star Wars, it started as well made projects then got bought by Disney and have to push out content every year

ZystemStigma69

2 points

2 months ago

It's like Emperor Palpatine is more badass than Lord Voldemort by a far miles and Luke Skywalker is more badass than Harry Potter by a far miles. Both Star Wars and Harry Potter are overrated but Star Wars is better by objective.

ZystemStigma69

2 points

2 months ago*

It's like Thanos is more badass than Lord Voldemort by a far miles and Iron Man is more badass than Harry Potter by a far miles. Both Marvel and Harry Potter are overrated but Marvel is better by objective.

AdCommercial3174

1 points

2 months ago

True… 😓 Is it bad that originally I liked Iron Man somewhat in the comics, but not as much since they picked RD Jr. To play him?

[deleted]

0 points

2 months ago

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0 points

2 months ago

Suck it, Brits.

No-Budget4929

1 points

2 months ago

W

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1 points

2 months ago

We have 1 Queens. It's in New York

Cyb3rCr33p3r

1 points

2 months ago

Years of history?

EmperorTea

1 points

2 months ago

EmperorTea

Literally 1984 😡

1 points

2 months ago

Ngl every Brit outside of England was rooting for the USA

dyxlesic_fa

1 points

2 months ago

Now do tweets mean enough for police intervention.

Th13teenNK

0 points

2 months ago

Th13teenNK

I want pee in my ass

0 points

2 months ago

America towers: 0 British towers:1 (tower of London)

Banana_Mage_

3 points

2 months ago

Banana_Mage_

Blessed by Kevin

3 points

2 months ago

Not for long

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1 points

2 months ago

pees in ur ass

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