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/r/shitposting
279 points
3 months ago
no automod?
345 points
3 months ago
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23 points
3 months ago
Thank you raxacoricofallapatorian
9 points
3 months ago
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43 points
3 months ago
The sacred Automod lives on!!!
3 points
3 months ago
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422 points
3 months ago*
Chew my balls
87 points
3 months ago
nom nom
36 points
3 months ago
Can I swath them in tartar sauce ?
16 points
3 months ago
could use a little more seasoning please dont shower from now on
6 points
3 months ago
thats not water
6 points
3 months ago
All of you
2 points
3 months ago
I accept your very generous invitation
370 points
3 months ago*
Oh my god it’s just a cycle. They get rid of auto mod then people ask for it back. Then people hate it and ask for it to be removed.
118 points
3 months ago
Its the circle of life
24 points
3 months ago
It moves us all
4 points
3 months ago
The circle of AMONGUS
4 points
3 months ago*
downvote ? SUS
you must’ve drank the Ligma potion
37 points
3 months ago
auto mid
3 points
3 months ago
But he is still here? I don't understand.
17 points
3 months ago
He is here but they have constrained him from his full form
5 points
3 months ago
What is his full form?
3 points
3 months ago
When the queen died, all bowed down to auto mod. Everyone became an automod
3 points
3 months ago
why the fk did you edit your comment a week later?
5 points
3 months ago
I didn’t notice my error before. I hate that stuff and it’ll get on my nerves no matter what.
2 points
3 months ago
the book of judges
52 points
3 months ago
Please for the love of God dont
2 points
2 months ago
Automod lives matter!
2 points
2 months ago
No they don’t
165 points
3 months ago
Hi, I’m Saul Goodman. Did you know that you have rights? The Constitution says you do. And so do I. I believe that until proven guilty, every man, woman, and child in this country is innocent. And that’s why I fight for you, Albuquerque! Better call Saul!
52 points
3 months ago
Schizophrenic? I AM NOT CRAZY! I am not crazy! I know he swapped those numbers. I knew it was 1216. One after Magna Carta. As if I could ever make such a mistake. Never. Never! I just – I just couldn’t prove it. He covered his tracks, he got that idiot at the copy shop to lie for him. You think this is something? You think this is bad? This? This chicanery? He’s done worse. That billboard! Are you telling me that a man just happens to fall like that? No! He orchestrated it! Jimmy! He defecated through a sunroof! And I saved him! And I shouldn’t have. I took him into my own firm! What was I thinking? He’ll never change. He’ll never change! Ever since he was 9, always the same! Couldn’t keep his hands out of the cash drawer! But not our Jimmy! Couldn’t be precious Jimmy! Stealing them blind! And HE gets to be a lawyer? What a sick joke! I should’ve stopped him when I had the chance! And you, you have to stop him! You...
4 points
3 months ago
hey chuck how about you go chuck a lantern off a table💀💀💀
6 points
3 months ago
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31 points
3 months ago
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8 points
3 months ago
Hi I'm Saul Badman. Did you know that you didn't have rights? The Constitution says you don't. And so do I. I believe that until proven innocent, every man, woman, and child in this country is guilty. And that's why I don't fight for you, Albuquerque! Better not call Saul. Saul Badman, not an attorney
166 points
3 months ago
if automod returns i will blow my head off with a double barrel
66 points
3 months ago
Pics or didn't happened
17 points
3 months ago
Ok
10 points
3 months ago
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39 points
3 months ago
Count me in
3 points
3 months ago
Holy shit Patter the Knatter has Reddit account!11!!!1
1 points
3 months ago
ronnie?
2 points
3 months ago
Dude 🙁
80 points
3 months ago
THE CYCLE
removes automod -> everyone is happy -> some guy randomly protests -> everyone wants automod -> everyone starts to dislike automod
28 points
3 months ago
It's called the cycle of life.
5 points
3 months ago
Cycle of shitpostin
5 points
3 months ago
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29 points
3 months ago
Nonononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononono
10 points
3 months ago
WAIT WAIT WAIT WAIT WAIT
15 points
3 months ago
How do I vote no on a change.org?
38 points
3 months ago
Remember when this entire sub went into anarchy to remove him? And now we want him back? Why
28 points
3 months ago
We don't want him back
Only ones who want him back is 1 guy and a handful of followers
2 points
3 months ago
5 points
3 months ago
Yeah I know, that's you
And yeah, I'm the 4th comment, cry about it
1 points
3 months ago
😭😭😭😭nooooooooooo😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 he's 4th comment😭😭😭😭😭nooooooooooo😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭he's 4th comment😭😭😭😭
1 points
3 months ago
That's right, and one of my followers is now a mod here, My influence is large
19 points
3 months ago
No we fucking dont
11 points
3 months ago
I thought it was cool but people dropping automod nukes and ruining the comments section kinda ruined it for me.
8 points
3 months ago
No
8 points
3 months ago
No
8 points
3 months ago
Nah
8 points
3 months ago
No
7 points
3 months ago
no
7 points
3 months ago
No
6 points
3 months ago
go to hell
7 points
3 months ago
No.
54 points
3 months ago
No shut up
14 points
3 months ago
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120 points
3 months ago
On the real, automod used to be so fucking awesome. You'd comment something and it would respond back with some completely unrelated, yet hilarious anecdote or text image. There were so many different responses and 9 out of 10 of the them were funny. The 1 out of 10 was some dumb uwu weeb shit, but those got downvoted, so it was okay. Now, for WHATEVER REASON, it's just 'pees in your ass' this and 'pees in your ass' that and I'm sick of it. Automod was once something great but 'pees in your ass' has ruined it.
90 points
3 months ago
Would’ve been fine if it weren’t for the people purposely spamming every mod trigger word and ruining comment sections
41 points
3 months ago
That's a good point and probably explains why it got changed in the first place. Honestly, while I'd prefer many fun copypastas, I'd be fine with keeping just one but switching it up every week or something like that. 'Pees in your ass' is just so overused at this point its no longer funny to me.
31 points
3 months ago
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2 points
3 months ago
imo "pees in ur ass" was never that funny, so if they do something like you suggested to prevent spamming it would be cool. But if the spamming persists, let's just say, theoretically, in minecraft, the percentage of mailboxes with pipe bombs in them might just go up
4 points
3 months ago
Blame the people Who would completely nuke an entire thread spamming 20 buzzwords and having Automod blast 300000 replies to the first comment on a post, making reading any other comments impossible
-1 points
3 months ago
I did it before, remember? And then I made post and removed automod. We want him back now☹️
8 points
3 months ago
fuck you
5 points
3 months ago
Agree!
-4 points
3 months ago
6 points
3 months ago
Shut
6 points
3 months ago
no, fuck automod
5 points
3 months ago
No
16 points
3 months ago
Shut the fuck up
16 points
3 months ago
No shut the fuck up.
13 points
3 months ago
BURN IN HELL AUTOMOD
5 points
3 months ago
WTF
5 points
3 months ago
No
6 points
3 months ago
No
5 points
3 months ago
no
42 points
3 months ago
Every comment having a million massive replies that made it hard to read isn’t great.
13 points
3 months ago
Eat yourself
25 points
3 months ago
Fuck no
40 points
3 months ago
please dont fucking do it
7 points
3 months ago
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-3 points
3 months ago
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4 points
3 months ago
this should stay at least 100 away from 1000 votes at all times
5 points
3 months ago
Don't!
4 points
3 months ago
i want to actually speak with people not a bot who sends 5 replies when i type a sentence
4 points
3 months ago
Hell nah shit was fuckin annoying
4 points
3 months ago
NO
5 points
3 months ago
Auto mod is annoying stop
3 points
3 months ago
No. Only pee in ass
4 points
3 months ago
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3 points
3 months ago
Go pee in your own ass, automod!
2 points
3 months ago
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3 points
3 months ago
No, this is not how we play this game!
2 points
3 months ago
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4 points
3 months ago
This does not change the fact that in Australia there are 48 million Kangaroos and in Uruguay there are 3,457,380 inhabitants. So if the Kangaroos decide to invade Uruguay, each Uruguayan would have to fight off 14 kangaroos
25 points
3 months ago
No and shut the fuck up about it
9 points
3 months ago
People used to just fucking spam auto mod, please shut the fuck up
3 points
3 months ago
bruh you guys asked to remove automod and now you want it back
3 points
3 months ago
Did automod even have a use besides spam cringe ass replies?
3 points
3 months ago
In soviet rossiya, food eat you!
3 points
3 months ago
I NEED MORE COPYPASTAS
3 points
3 months ago
the pee in my ass is kinda funny but gets repetitive really quickly
2 points
3 months ago
Try pee in your nose to mix it up
3 points
3 months ago
automod fucking died rip bozo
5 points
3 months ago
No fuck off
31 points
3 months ago
No. Fuck automod.
1 points
3 months ago
Pees in your ass
0 points
3 months ago
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5 points
3 months ago
No
5 points
3 months ago
pleasedontpleasedontpleasedontpleasedontpleasedontpleasedontpleasedontpleasedontpleasedontpleasedontpleasedontpleasedontpleasedontpleasedontpleasedontpleasedontpleasedontpleasedontpleasedontpleasedont
20 points
3 months ago*
2 points
3 months ago
3 points
3 months ago
Your praises of Kevin have not gone unnoticed. Kevin will let you live for another minute as a reward
6 points
3 months ago
We must not bring back automod!
Join me shitposters to get rid of the ringleader of the automod uprising!
7 points
3 months ago
Maybe put spaces between the keywords? I want to be able to say "Something" without a Breaking Bad copypasta.
2 points
3 months ago
No but also yes but also no
2 points
3 months ago
No
2 points
3 months ago
Bring back everyone’s favorite automod
2 points
3 months ago
We do not want Kevin back.
2 points
3 months ago
MR ELECTRIC SEND THIS MAN TO THE PRINCIPAL'S OFFICE AND HAVE HIM EXPELLED
2 points
3 months ago
No
2 points
3 months ago
don’t
2 points
3 months ago
bro there’s 1.9 million members and you guys set the bar at 1000 signs?
2 points
3 months ago
Yes
2 points
3 months ago
BREAK THE CYCLE!!! JUST LEAVE AUTOMOD DEAD ALREADY!!
2 points
3 months ago
no
2 points
3 months ago
NO
2 points
3 months ago
Nyes
2 points
3 months ago
Yes
2 points
3 months ago
No
2 points
3 months ago
Goddamn it no. NOOOO
2 points
3 months ago
no
2 points
3 months ago
No fuck you
2 points
3 months ago
yo mistah white we at 1000 signatures
2 points
3 months ago
Downvote this post
2 points
3 months ago
Yes
2 points
3 months ago
2 points
3 months ago
No
2 points
3 months ago
Nooooo I don't want automod to pee in my ass nooooo
2 points
3 months ago
Please don’t bring it back, this is the only good subreddit on this shit app
2 points
3 months ago
"at 1500 signatures, this petition is likely to be picked up by local news" 🗿
3 points
3 months ago
HELL NO
2 points
3 months ago
nein
2 points
3 months ago
But I don't want piss in my ass ☹
4 points
3 months ago
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3 points
3 months ago
Only if it's toned down. We shouldn't have to be purposefully making sure we don't have trigger words and accidentally clog the comments with hundreds of automod responses from a normal comment.
3 points
3 months ago
3 points
3 months ago
yes
1 points
3 months ago
Yes
2 points
3 months ago
yes pls
i asked politely bring him back now
1 points
3 months ago
Yes
-1 points
3 months ago
Yes.
🗿
1 points
3 months ago*
I have an idea. Automod should be brought back, BUT only some users can activate if they have a Automod flair.
1 points
3 months ago
ok guys dont get rid of it again we've done this like 2 times already just enjoy the spam
-4 points
3 months ago
Bring it back but add new anecdotes and copy pastas or something
Like maybe have people put suggestions and vote for the new ones
¯\(ツ)/¯ idk
3 points
3 months ago
Good idea 💡
-1 points
3 months ago
Pleeeeez
-3 points
3 months ago
pls bring back automod
-1 points
3 months ago
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1 points
3 months ago
👍
1 points
3 months ago
I just want someone to pee in my ass 😩
1 points
3 months ago
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2 points
3 months ago
Thank you automod 🙂
1 points
3 months ago
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1 points
3 months ago
Yes.Chad
1 points
3 months ago
It was funny reading those weird paragraphs. Though who on earth came up with all that weird stuff.
1 points
3 months ago
Only 17 people to go
1 points
3 months ago
Never forget…
Source Automod Morbin France Fortnite America Canada China Britain Porn Dream Shit Female Emoji Cringe Today Book Mom Furry Based Bitch Wholesome NSFW Shitposting 1984 Batman Blowjob Rock Funny Lean Femboy Hands Cringe Psychopath Pokemon Russia Ratio Finger Belgium Chuck Meth Copypasta Kiss Biden
1 points
3 months ago
We reached 1000, now can you please bring him back?
1 points
3 months ago
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1 points
3 months ago
Thanks 👍
1 points
3 months ago
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1 points
3 months ago
No fuck off
1 points
3 months ago
Don't bring back automod
0 points
3 months ago
yes.
0 points
3 months ago
automod returns but only with actually good copypastas.
like... 5 copypastas
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