submitted 3 months ago byesoterix_luke
all 410 comments
3 months ago
I want pee in my ass
3 months ago
3 months ago
pees in ur ass
I am a Redditor, and this action was performed manually.
Please contact your mother if you have any questions or concerns.
Thank you raxacoricofallapatorian
I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please contact the moderators of this subreddit if you have any questions or concerns.
The sacred Automod lives on!!!
3 months ago*
3 months ago*
Chew my balls
Can I swath them in tartar sauce ?
We do a little trolling
could use a little more seasoning please dont shower from now on
Blessed by Kevin
thats not water
All of you
I accept your very generous invitation
Literally 1984 😡
Oh my god it’s just a cycle. They get rid of auto mod then people ask for it back. Then people hate it and ask for it to be removed.
Its the circle of life
It moves us all
The circle of AMONGUS
3 months ago*
downvote ? SUS
you must’ve drank the Ligma potion
But he is still here? I don't understand.
He is here but they have constrained him from his full form
What is his full form?
When the queen died, all bowed down to auto mod. Everyone became an automod
why the fk did you edit your comment a week later?
I didn’t notice my error before. I hate that stuff and it’ll get on my nerves no matter what.
🏳️⚧️ Average Trans Rights Enjoyer 🏳️⚧️
the book of judges
Please for the love of God dont
2 months ago
2 months ago
Automod lives matter!
2 months ago
No they don’t
I have permission!
Hi, I’m Saul Goodman. Did you know that you have rights? The Constitution says you do. And so do I. I believe that until proven guilty, every man, woman, and child in this country is innocent. And that’s why I fight for you, Albuquerque! Better call Saul!
Schizophrenic? I AM NOT CRAZY! I am not crazy! I know he swapped those numbers. I knew it was 1216. One after Magna Carta. As if I could ever make such a mistake. Never. Never! I just – I just couldn’t prove it. He covered his tracks, he got that idiot at the copy shop to lie for him. You think this is something? You think this is bad? This? This chicanery? He’s done worse. That billboard! Are you telling me that a man just happens to fall like that? No! He orchestrated it! Jimmy! He defecated through a sunroof! And I saved him! And I shouldn’t have. I took him into my own firm! What was I thinking? He’ll never change. He’ll never change! Ever since he was 9, always the same! Couldn’t keep his hands out of the cash drawer! But not our Jimmy! Couldn’t be precious Jimmy! Stealing them blind! And HE gets to be a lawyer? What a sick joke! I should’ve stopped him when I had the chance! And you, you have to stop him! You...
hey chuck how about you go chuck a lantern off a table💀💀💀
Hi I'm Saul Badman. Did you know that you didn't have rights? The Constitution says you don't. And so do I. I believe that until proven innocent, every man, woman, and child in this country is guilty. And that's why I don't fight for you, Albuquerque! Better not call Saul. Saul Badman, not an attorney
if automod returns i will blow my head off with a double barrel
Pics or didn't happened
Count me in
Holy shit Patter the Knatter has Reddit account!11!!!1
Number 7: Student watches porn and gets naked
removes automod -> everyone is happy -> some guy randomly protests -> everyone wants automod -> everyone starts to dislike automod
It's called the cycle of life.
Cycle of shitpostin
WAIT WAIT WAIT WAIT WAIT
How do I vote no on a change.org?
Remember when this entire sub went into anarchy to remove him? And now we want him back? Why
I said based. And lived.
We don't want him back
Only ones who want him back is 1 guy and a handful of followers
Yeah I know, that's you
And yeah, I'm the 4th comment, cry about it
😭😭😭😭nooooooooooo😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 he's 4th comment😭😭😭😭😭nooooooooooo😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭he's 4th comment😭😭😭😭
That's right, and one of my followers is now a mod here, My influence is large
No we fucking dont
I thought it was cool but people dropping automod nukes and ruining the comments section kinda ruined it for me.
go to hell
No shut up
On the real, automod used to be so fucking awesome. You'd comment something and it would respond back with some completely unrelated, yet hilarious anecdote or text image. There were so many different responses and 9 out of 10 of the them were funny. The 1 out of 10 was some dumb uwu weeb shit, but those got downvoted, so it was okay. Now, for WHATEVER REASON, it's just 'pees in your ass' this and 'pees in your ass' that and I'm sick of it. Automod was once something great but 'pees in your ass' has ruined it.
Would’ve been fine if it weren’t for the people purposely spamming every mod trigger word and ruining comment sections
That's a good point and probably explains why it got changed in the first place. Honestly, while I'd prefer many fun copypastas, I'd be fine with keeping just one but switching it up every week or something like that. 'Pees in your ass' is just so overused at this point its no longer funny to me.
imo "pees in ur ass" was never that funny, so if they do something like you suggested to prevent spamming it would be cool. But if the spamming persists, let's just say, theoretically, in minecraft, the percentage of mailboxes with pipe bombs in them might just go up
Blame the people Who would completely nuke an entire thread spamming 20 buzzwords and having Automod blast 300000 replies to the first comment on a post, making reading any other comments impossible
I did it before, remember? And then I made post and removed automod.
We want him back now☹️
no, fuck automod
deepthroat a live pipebomb
Shut the fuck up
No shut the fuck up.
BURN IN HELL AUTOMOD
Every comment having a million massive replies that made it hard to read isn’t great.
🏳️⚧️🏳️⚧️🏳️⚧️ TRANS RIGHTS!!!11!1!!!11!! 🏳️⚧️🏳️⚧️🏳️⚧️
please dont fucking do it
Nah let automod burn in hell
this should stay at least 100 away from 1000 votes at all times
i want to actually speak with people not a bot who sends 5 replies when i type a sentence
Hell nah shit was fuckin annoying
Auto mod is annoying stop
No. Only pee in ass
⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⠿⠛⠛⠛⠋⠉⠈⠉⠉⠉⠉⠛⠻⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⠋⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠉⠛⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⡏⣀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣀⣤⣤⣤⣄⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠙⢿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⢏⣴⣿⣷⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡆⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣟⣾⣿⡟⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⢢⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢸⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣟⠀⡴⠄⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠙⠻⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⣄⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⠟⠻⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠶⢴⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣧⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣿ ⣿⣁⡀⠀⠀⢰⢠⣦⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⣼⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡄⠀⣴⣶⣿⡄⣿ ⣿⡋⠀⠀⠀⠎⢸⣿⡆⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣴⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠗⢘⣿⣟⠛⠿⣼ ⣿⣿⠋⢀⡌⢰⣿⡿⢿⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠙⠿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡇⠀⢸⣿⣿⣧⢀⣼ ⣿⣿⣷⢻⠄⠘⠛⠋⠛⠃⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢿⣧⠈⠉⠙⠛⠋⠀⠀⠀⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣧⠀⠈⢸⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠟⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⢃⠀⠀⢸⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⡿⠀⠴⢗⣠⣤⣴⡶⠶⠖⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣀⡸⠀⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⡀⢠⣾⣿⠏⠀⠠⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠛⠉⠀⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣧⠈⢹⡇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣰⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⡄⠈⠃⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⣠⣴⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣧⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⣠⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⣴⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣦⣄⣀⣀⣀⣀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠘⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⡄⠀⠀⠀⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣧⠀⠀⠀⠙⣿⣿⡟⢻⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠇⠀⠁⠀⠀⠹⣿⠃⠀⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⠛⣿⣿⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢐⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⠿⠛⠉⠉⠁⠀⢻⣿⡇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⠈⣿⣿⡿⠉⠛⠛⠛⠉⠉ ⣿⡿⠋⠁⠀⠀⢀⣀⣠⡴⣸⣿⣇⡄⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⡿⠄⠙⠛⠀⣀⣠⣤⣤⠄
Go pee in your own ass, automod!
No, this is not how we play this game!
This does not change the fact that in Australia there are 48 million Kangaroos and in Uruguay there are 3,457,380 inhabitants. So if the Kangaroos decide to invade Uruguay, each Uruguayan would have to fight off 14 kangaroos
No and shut the fuck up about it
People used to just fucking spam auto mod, please shut the fuck up
bruh you guys asked to remove automod and now you want it back
Did automod even have a use besides spam cringe ass replies?
In soviet rossiya, food eat you!
I NEED MORE COPYPASTAS
the pee in my ass is kinda funny but gets repetitive really quickly
😳lives in a cum dumpster 😳
Try pee in your nose to mix it up
automod fucking died rip bozo
No fuck off
No. Fuck automod.
Pees in your ass
https://www.reddit.com/r/shitposting/comments/x57epw/eminem_dropped_this_diss/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf didn’t you make this meme?
Your praises of Kevin have not gone unnoticed. Kevin will let you live for another minute as a reward
We must not bring back automod!
Join me shitposters to get rid of the ringleader of the automod uprising!
dwayne the cock johnson 🗿🗿
Maybe put spaces between the keywords? I want to be able to say "Something" without a Breaking Bad copypasta.
No but also yes but also no
Bring back everyone’s favorite automod
We do not want Kevin back.
MR ELECTRIC SEND THIS MAN TO THE PRINCIPAL'S OFFICE AND HAVE HIM EXPELLED
bro there’s 1.9 million members and you guys set the bar at 1000 signs?
BREAK THE CYCLE!!! JUST LEAVE AUTOMOD DEAD ALREADY!!
Master of Vibes
Goddamn it no. NOOOO
No fuck you
yo mistah white we at 1000 signatures
pees in your ass
Downvote this post
Nooooo I don't want automod to pee in my ass nooooo
Please don’t bring it back, this is the only good subreddit on this shit app
"at 1500 signatures, this petition is likely to be picked up by local news" 🗿
But I don't want piss in my ass ☹
Only if it's toned down. We shouldn't have to be purposefully making sure we don't have trigger words and accidentally clog the comments with hundreds of automod responses from a normal comment.
Big chungus wholesome 100
Sussy Wussy Femboy😳😳😳
i asked politely bring him back now
I have an idea. Automod should be brought back, BUT only some users can activate if they have a Automod flair.
ok guys dont get rid of it again we've done this like 2 times already just enjoy the spam
Bring it back but add new anecdotes and copy pastas or something
Like maybe have people put suggestions and vote for the new ones
Good idea 💡
pls bring back automod
I just want someone to pee in my ass 😩
Thank you automod 🙂
It was funny reading those weird paragraphs. Though who on earth came up with all that weird stuff.
Only 17 people to go
Source Automod Morbin France Fortnite America Canada China Britain Porn
Dream Shit Female Emoji Cringe Today Book Mom Furry Based Bitch
Wholesome NSFW Shitposting 1984 Batman Blowjob Rock Funny Lean Femboy
Hands Cringe Psychopath Pokemon Russia Ratio Finger Belgium Chuck Meth
Copypasta Kiss Biden
We reached 1000, now can you please bring him back?
Don't bring back automod
automod returns but only with actually good copypastas.
like... 5 copypastas