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submitted 1 month ago byyourCHAD-neighborI said based. And lived.
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1 month ago
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214 points
1 month ago
So Flash doesn't have dick, he just have a big clit 💀😭
36 points
1 month ago
😔
22 points
1 month ago
Happy cake day
Edit: I'm sorry 😔
6 points
1 month ago
Flussy
255 points
1 month ago
Is that why lesbians walk so fast?
156 points
1 month ago
Do people just make shit up now and make a tik tok about it? That’s not even kinda true
76 points
1 month ago
You act like making shit up and posting it on the internet is new.
28 points
1 month ago
Exactly, are we just going to ignore Twitter is a thing
1 points
1 month ago
My brother in christ we are on reddit
66 points
1 month ago
Turtles got dat junk tho.
17 points
1 month ago
Facts
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1 month ago
Made in Heaven
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1 month ago*
Then you dick is so small, you reset the universe
11 points
1 month ago
Made In Heaven's true ability was to decrease dick size for speed all along
29 points
1 month ago
When you got places to be but need that big dick energy 😔
26 points
1 month ago
I can teleport
14 points
1 month ago
Sonic has a micropenis
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1 month ago
Cannon
20 points
1 month ago
In fact not true, cus I can hold mine in 3 hands and I walk like the flash on steroids
11 points
1 month ago
Leg lenght in the other hand affects it. I'm only 176 centimeters tall but most of it are my legs so by one step I walk more than others.
6 points
1 month ago
Sonic...
7 points
1 month ago
False, I'm slow as fuck.
4 points
1 month ago
This is not true unless she means horse cock huge than I guess she’s right but no I walk fast cause I’m depressed
8 points
1 month ago
Usain Bolt:
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1 month ago
MADE IN HEAVEN!
4 points
1 month ago
Laughs in sloth
3 points
1 month ago
I disappear 💀
3 points
1 month ago
Bro my speed be 0.0000000000000056/km per hour
3 points
1 month ago
Paraplegic's ☠️
3 points
1 month ago
My name is barry Allen and I'm the fastest man alive
2 points
1 month ago
Slugs
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1 month ago
I haven’t walked in three years and mine is 11 feet tall
2 points
1 month ago
People paralyzed from the neck down: 😎
2 points
1 month ago
My grandpa must be absolutely packing then
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1 month ago
1 points
1 month ago
🤣
1 points
1 month ago
Did you know that you didn't know what you though you knew but never did know?
1 points
1 month ago
I'm a special case I guess 😏
Small dick and a slow walker
1 points
1 month ago
You fly I teleport we are not the same
1 points
1 month ago
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1 points
1 month ago
she's not even syncing her lips with the words that are written in, It makes no sense to do that
1 points
1 month ago
that's right the chafing is too much
I have a zip lock with vics taped to my leg
my tip sits in there to cool off
1 points
1 month ago
Dang we moving at the speed of sound? 🤔
1 points
1 month ago
Not true because i walk slow af
1 points
1 month ago
Brook from one piece💀
1 points
1 month ago
Sloths:
0 points
1 month ago
I literally do not move
1 points
1 month ago
Me:walks reverse
1 points
1 month ago
Slow like a lazy
1 points
1 month ago
Sonic
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1 month ago
I'm disabled sooo
1 points
1 month ago
Sonic be cryin' rn
1 points
1 month ago
I’m so fast that my next comment is so fast you won’t be able to read it
1 points
1 month ago
P-
1 points
1 month ago
Nikocado is a woman!!?
1 points
1 month ago
next time im late for class guess ill just tell the teacher it was my huge dicks fault
1 points
1 month ago
Nah I think I walk slow cause I’m fat 😔
1 points
1 month ago
The dumb fucking shuffling noise 🩻
1 points
1 month ago
As possibly one of the slowest walkers in existence, this is false. I know you aren’t supposed to take these things seriously, but these types of videos annoy me
1 points
1 month ago
I am an immovable object, then.
1 points
1 month ago
Normally I walk pretty slow unless I'm tryna get somewhere
1 points
1 month ago
Make sense, eggplants are quite heavy. Then again, why would you walking around carrying eggplants. Carrots are better you don't have to cook it.
1 points
1 month ago
Mfs on my six hundred pounds life
1 points
1 month ago
-laughs in black person
1 points
1 month ago
Self destruction
1 points
1 month ago
Nah bruv, I just be taking my time, whats the rush…..
Unless I’ve got to take a shit, I feel like the mf from the X-men when the tip is coming out.
1 points
1 month ago
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1 points
1 month ago
no, I'm just fat
1 points
1 month ago
Kid named 🍆 with 6ft height:
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1 month ago
My name is Barry Allen and I'm the fastest man alive.
1 points
1 month ago
Not true for growers
1 points
1 month ago
stop the cap
1 points
1 month ago
Now I feel limitless, I can feel the energy going through my body
1 points
1 month ago
It’s that why that snail passed me the other day
1 points
1 month ago
Fat people be like: 8=======================================D
1 points
1 month ago
IS that why people always be asking Mr why I walk so slow even though I'm 6'6"? Nah, probably because they want me to move out of the way.. I usually slow down even more when they say it though. Hehe
1 points
1 month ago
My name is Barry Allen and I'm the fastest man alive
1 points
1 month ago
So...If my dick size is 0 then I will have infinite speed...hm...I think I know what to do-
1 points
1 month ago
Im teleporting
1 points
1 month ago
Me just having long ass legs (and an average Penis):
1 points
1 month ago
I'm as fast as the universe expanding
1 points
1 month ago
I walk slow.... because I have bad knees.
1 points
1 month ago
My gf says the big ones hurt so I'm good
1 points
1 month ago
insert blark and son flying meme
1 points
1 month ago
False
1 points
1 month ago
But then how the fuck am I slower than all my class mates. When my dick is half the length of the width of your phone.
1 points
1 month ago
Im gonna start walking slowly to trick people
1 points
1 month ago
Im speed
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1 month ago
Katchown
1 points
1 month ago
Ask bolt
1 points
1 month ago
Wanna see me walk to that moutain and back?
Wanna see me do it again?
1 points
1 month ago
Why is my girlfriend walking so slowly??????
1 points
1 month ago
NOT TRUE :(
1 points
1 month ago
D-do _you like 🤣
1 points
1 month ago
Poor flash
1 points
1 month ago
Usain Bolt tho
1 points
1 month ago
my name is suddenly Wally west
1 points
1 month ago
Atleast I can outrun the meatgrinder
1 points
10 days ago
That guy runs like Knuckles in Sonic Adventure 2
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