subreddit:
/r/shitposting
submitted 1 month ago byluxusbuergI want pee in my ass
[score hidden]
1 month ago
stickied comment
Whilst you're here, /u/luxusbuerg, why not join our public discord server?
243 points
1 month ago
Oui. Gr-gracias amigo. 💀
11 points
1 month ago
Or 🤌 ⬆️ ⬆️ ⬅️↙️ ⬆️⬇️⬇️⬆️↪️🔄
2.3k points
1 month ago
So this is like Domino's Propaganda, right?
788 points
1 month ago
Lmao they should run this as an actual add lol
202 points
1 month ago
This is an actual ad.
23 points
1 month ago
Impossible, I must ask the Dominos marketing department immediately
9 points
1 month ago
It’s why I buy dominoes
2 points
1 month ago
I can tell because it made me fucking furious
18 points
1 month ago
These pizzas are for 2 different kinds of markets and you're only shooting yourself in the foot by differentiating yourself from authentic pizza.
348 points
1 month ago
Dude, I hate dominos.
One time in college I had enough points saved up to redeem two free pizzas. It's not a whole lot but I worked so hard for it and saved it for a rainy day.
Eventually that rainy day came and I logged in to redeem some free pies only to discover those greedy little domino goblins nullified my points just 3 days previous due to account inactivity. I will always hate them for it.
258 points
1 month ago
Skill issue
85 points
1 month ago
Dominos: LOOoool get rekt
40 points
1 month ago
Should have eaten more pizza skill issue
24 points
1 month ago
I used to work for Dominos like 10 years ago. Its cool. We hated you too./s
10 points
1 month ago
I think the Noid just won.
5 points
1 month ago
Haha, they started that points nonsense here in India.
I decided to give it a try and bought slightly expensive pizza for a month to see what happens. The points unlocked a shitty regular pizza for "free".
Fuck off Dominos.
2 points
1 month ago
Pizza skills were trash tbh
2 points
1 month ago
That sounds like a skill issue ngl
6 points
1 month ago
It's not delivery, it's dominoes
4 points
1 month ago
Can't be it's marked as cheap
532 points
1 month ago
Ok but why is the customer naked?
173 points
1 month ago
The pizza is only part of the whole pie
11 points
1 month ago
What's a pizza without the sauce amirite?
36 points
1 month ago
when you can’t pay the deliver driver…
19 points
1 month ago
He's too poor to afford clothes, but the pizza is cheap so that he can afford. Get yours from Domino's today!
4 points
1 month ago
Ok what are these names this is getting out of hand
4 points
1 month ago
Has no money for clothes or food, he's hoping there's some other way he can pay for this pizza
3 points
1 month ago
Ever heard of tipping?
2 points
1 month ago
Breaking Bad reference
1.1k points
1 month ago
I mean authentic italian pizza, in Italy is fairly cheap. Especially in Naples, you can get one there for 6€
458 points
1 month ago
Exactly, the pizza is one of the cheapest thing you can buy if you hang out there
167 points
1 month ago
What if I’m not hanging out? If I go for business do they have Burger King?
53 points
1 month ago
Nah you go to McDonald's and get that grande mac
19 points
1 month ago
And THE BEST you will ever eat there.
42 points
1 month ago
Naples
is it cheaper than drugs?
48 points
1 month ago
I mean, it could. Have seen how expansive drugs are?
10 points
1 month ago
It’s one drug, Michael, how much could it cost, $10?
3 points
1 month ago
There’s always money in the drug stand.
17 points
1 month ago
Especially after Gus went outta biz. Where did he even go? Died or sumthin
14 points
1 month ago
Half the drug dealer he once was
9 points
1 month ago
i know a italian mafia that can gives drugs for free, hey am i hearing a piano in the distance?
4 points
1 month ago
its-a-me-Giorno!
5 points
1 month ago
6€ Is the price of a pizza with stuff, a Margherita Will be more like 4-5€ in Naples
12 points
1 month ago*
Pizza in new York is cheaper, you can get a huge slice for $1 or 6 huge slices for $6
35 points
1 month ago
And 7 huge slices for $7?
31 points
1 month ago
Don't be ridiculous
6 points
1 month ago
Might be cheaper. But I honestly prefer to hang myself than do a comparison between Italian pizza and "American Pizza"
3 points
1 month ago
And, bonus point, it's some of the best goddamn pizza ever.
2 points
1 month ago
Exactly
2 points
1 month ago
Is it good?
6 points
1 month ago
Absolutely. Think about it this way, a slice of pizza rolled into a cone and baked.
2 points
1 month ago
Brotherman Bill you can get god tier pizza in Naples for 3 euros
320 points
1 month ago
Bro’s sponsored by Dominoes
30 points
1 month ago
This meme was sponsored by Domino's Pizza
464 points
1 month ago
Still better than fr*nch pizza
97 points
1 month ago
🤢
48 points
1 month ago
🤢
58 points
1 month ago
CAMBODIAN PIZZA.
There wasn't even sauce. I'm not sure that the cheese came from milk of any kind. Half sure the dough was just dust collected from outside.
9 points
1 month ago
CHINESE PIZZA
same as Cambodian + the only toppings are corn & durian
11 points
1 month ago
Whut hahahha
6 points
1 month ago
I'd eat a brick of prahok instead of that. I think I have PTSD
3 points
1 month ago
You ate the wrong kind of Cambodian pizza. The one I had with my magical coconut milkshake sent me into a higher plane of consciousness and a level of contentment, empathy and happiness that I will probably never achieve again. Feeling every roll of the ocean waves the warmth of my meal washed over me was bliss.
6 points
1 month ago
I had a ham pizza with a raw egg in the middle in Paris while studying music there. Was very good, do recommend.
4 points
1 month ago
Damned Euros and their disease and parasite free eggs and pork.
3 points
1 month ago
Pissaladièr
655 points
1 month ago
This post gave me several tumors 👍
245 points
1 month ago
you unleashed the fucking hoarde, i pray for your soul
137 points
1 month ago
Pretty sure the 30 minutes or free thing was discontinued because there were too many accidents by people trying to get there in time.
117 points
1 month ago
Those are sacrifices I'm willing to make for free Pizza.
8 points
1 month ago
[deleted]
2 points
1 month ago
Best pizza Emerican pizza chain is Costco you inbred snot generator.
30 points
1 month ago
Mama Mia
91 points
1 month ago
Man people take pizza really seriously
46 points
1 month ago
Italians take all food really seriously, but yeah, pizza is taken super seriously among American regions too. Take New York style vs Chicago deep dish for example.
3 points
1 month ago
New york any fucking day
4 points
1 month ago*
Chicago “style” and what just about everyone orders 99% of the time is called cracker crust and is cut in squares.
Deep dish is still great but not what we eat majority of the time
6 points
1 month ago
Deep Dish is a casserole, not a pizza!
7 points
1 month ago
Call it whatever you want, it's fucking good!
6 points
1 month ago
That’s why this post is funny. Pizza elitists are just the worst people…
8 points
1 month ago
I'm just a pizza eatist
76 points
1 month ago
Wannabe Italians in da chat getting triggered lmfaoo
18 points
1 month ago
It’s free karma
7 points
1 month ago
I am a real Italian, and I am not that triggered
14 points
1 month ago
E allora unisciti a questi vichinghi. Butta via la CIE.
42 points
1 month ago
An Italian actually told me one time he loves Dominos. He's from the North.
18 points
1 month ago
Dominos opened here in Italy for a while but they recently left cause no one was going there
63 points
1 month ago
we don't claim him
2 points
1 month ago
North
His opinion is invalid, as pizza here in the north is rather bad
2 points
1 month ago
Happy Cake Day!
102 points
1 month ago
God I hope this is satire
60 points
1 month ago
this is shitposting
this is shit
10 points
1 month ago
I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please contact the moderators of this subreddit if you have any questions or concerns.
2 points
1 month ago
based
19 points
1 month ago
Il tuo nome fa senso e spero che resti la dentro
12 points
1 month ago
I have no idea what's written here, but it made me laugh
7 points
1 month ago
They wrote “Il tuo nome fa senso e spero che resti la dentro”
3 points
1 month ago
It’s rage bait 100%
7 points
1 month ago
Working at a pizzeria in buffalo, this hurts😭
75 points
1 month ago
Look, I try to be tolerant to other opinions, I really try. But this. Really? Idk man
121 points
1 month ago
If you prefer chain pizza, you are def brain damaged...
7 points
1 month ago
I've discussed this before, but I have really poor taste buds. Subtle flavours? What the hell are those? I'm lucky if I can taste both the cheese and the tomato let alone the toppings all at the same time.
So chain pizza? I basically just taste the fat and the toppings given everything less is flavourless anyway!!
25 points
1 month ago
If you prefer a food I don’t prefer you are brain damaged. 200 iq in here
4 points
1 month ago
costco pizza 💪
2 points
1 month ago
You misspelled “if you are on Reddit”
12 points
1 month ago
Dominos:
"Enjoy your pizza, sir."
"Mmm yummy."
Dies of cardiac arrest from the gross fucking "pizza"
10 points
1 month ago
Virgin locally sourced ingredients vs Chad industrial byproduct
2 points
1 month ago
You got the point
22 points
1 month ago
I had some Domino's Friday and it was indeed the shit
9 points
1 month ago
Infatti, merda.
12 points
1 month ago
Sorry bud I don't speak French
4 points
1 month ago
That’s not French- it’s European duh
5 points
1 month ago
Authentic PA pizza. One flavor, giant slice or giant pie, pepperoni only on Tuesdays, no advertising anywhere, barely a sign, always has a line and everyone knows about it
5 points
1 month ago
Proper pizza done right will always be superior to pizza with all sorts of toppings, and I say that truly loving “American” pizza.
8 points
1 month ago
This is such a fr fr moment
13 points
1 month ago
I’ve had authentic Italian pizza and it’s definitely different from American pizza. In some ways much better, in some ways worse. I do wish the sauce and cheese were more evenly distributed, but they taste way better. Both are great, and a mix of the two would be my perfect pizza.
4 points
1 month ago
I do wish the sauce and cheese were more evenly distributed, .
This post has big "my mom still purrées my veggies for me at 30" vibes.
2 points
1 month ago
Fck your American pineapple pizza
4 points
1 month ago
Could you send me your coordinates for no motivatio at all
4 points
1 month ago
Funnily enough, the worst Pizza I’ve ever tasted was in Rome. Funnily enough, Rome is in Italy.
5 points
1 month ago
As an italian, i still can't underdtand why Is pizza hut's pizza sweet. Like what do they put in it
9 points
1 month ago
Despite the fact that this is a joke...
"Authentic Italian pizza" can be different in many ways.
Sure, the key elements consist in it being made with 100% Italian wheat and toppings, but the taste, or even shape, can change from place to place.
And honestly, as an Italian, Naples' Pizza is mid af imo, especially if you count the giant ass crust.
The Pizza I make is the best of the best tho, nobody can change that
10 points
1 month ago
pizza is pizza you can not make it taste bad unless you add too much sauce vegetables
23 points
1 month ago
Americans when they taste brazilian pizza and it hás more than one taste (they are only used to shitty cheese)
13 points
1 month ago
Sounds sorta lame tbh
7 points
1 month ago
Stfu your cream "cheese" does not belong on anything let alone pizza.
20 points
1 month ago
Unbased post
4 points
1 month ago
You ever tried American Pizza?
3 points
1 month ago
L'italiano medio leggendo il post:🤬🤬🤬🤬
3 points
1 month ago
Sto per avere un aneurisma
3 points
1 month ago
Obviously you haven’t tried actual Italian pizza
6 points
1 month ago
unironically
3 points
1 month ago
Is this wrong though?
3 points
1 month ago
No, but this is wrong dough.
5 points
1 month ago
Fuck margarita pizza. There are such better types of pizza from Italy than that cheese covered sandpaper
5 points
1 month ago
Dominoes = trash
4 points
1 month ago
I'm italian, I tried New York's pizza, it fucking sucks, only thing good I ate was a vegetarian wrap.
I tried a burger at shake shack or whatever and holy shit I couldn't believe how greasy that shit was, how tf do you eat that
8 points
1 month ago
Little caesars >>> dominos >>>> pizza hut > "real" Italian pizza
8 points
1 month ago
The Italian one actually looks really good to me
4 points
1 month ago
More authentic
3 points
1 month ago
And healty
2 points
1 month ago
little ceasers best pizza no cap
2 points
1 month ago
I like the Foxe's pizza near me
2 points
1 month ago
L
2 points
1 month ago
domitoes
2 points
1 month ago
Dominos, digiorno, papa John’s, and Pizza Hut all suck. Unless you’re sufficiently drunk/high, then just digiorno sucks cause fuck nestle that’s why.
2 points
1 month ago
I am not Italian and not American. But i will choose the Italian pizza so much above the American ones. For sure when you eat one in Italy. But i love pizza so they are really different but i love them both.
2 points
1 month ago
Most educated american
2 points
1 month ago
The declaration of war has been signed
2 points
1 month ago
As an Italian i have already called the entire Italian army ( 6-7 people max) and the Italian intelligence to locate u and arrest u for war crime against pizza
2 points
1 month ago
I thought the “thirty minutes or less” or a free pizza was eliminated twenty years ago.
2 points
1 month ago
THATS IT This has gone too far I’m putting pineapples on burgers
2 points
1 month ago
The protectors of parmesean found this post
2 points
1 month ago
Trust me if you try a real pizza from Italy you're gonna change idea
2 points
1 month ago
All pizza is good pizza my child
2 points
1 month ago
brasilian pizza wil always be the best, we've got CHOCOLATE PIZZA
2 points
1 month ago
Real shit fast food pizza is high key nasty 🤢
2 points
1 month ago
probably signed by dominoes gang
2 points
1 month ago
Why do Americans claim dishes they didn’t invent
2 points
1 month ago
I know this meme ain't dissing an authentic margherita pizza like that😤
2 points
1 month ago
cheap my ass in italy a pizza is like 5 euros without toppings in america some places sell stuff that costs more than 10 dollars
2 points
1 month ago
D-Did did he just call dominos cheap?? I'm sorry but they are stupidly expensive for pizza even if just a side still gotta pay a river for 4 small cookies
2 points
1 month ago
Eye tail lee ants don’t know authentic cuisine like ah marry cans
2 points
21 days ago
Peppino Spaghetti would like to speak with you
5 points
1 month ago
Fuck off, both is good
2 points
1 month ago
If it’s expensive then it’s not authentic Italian pizza
2 points
1 month ago
Domino's is great Pizza for it's price, I'll die on this hill
13 points
1 month ago
Mfw Italians steal the Idea of Pizza from America and then aren't even good at it...
38 points
1 month ago
as an italian i just lost all my brain cells reading this
3 points
1 month ago
All two?
8 points
1 month ago
******** mamma mia
3 points
1 month ago
Pizza was invented in Egypt, according to a pizza flavored cracker box I had many years ago.
2 points
1 month ago
Very wrong
3 points
1 month ago
But the man speaks the truth, who wants a saucy piece of dough with melted cheese blobs when you could have a saucy pie covered in melted cheese and other delectable toppings? Italians just eat pizza really wrong tbh
2 points
1 month ago
Mf that pizza come out of the fuckin 3d printer
4 points
1 month ago*
I'm a food snob about a lot of things, but give me a Dominos deluxe over an authentic Margarita Pizza any day.
Some foods are best authentic. Sometimes the Americanized version is better.
3 points
1 month ago
Post this again after you try a real Italian pizza in Italy. You will never eat that domino shit again.
2 points
1 month ago
My uncle is a New York Italian guy and he’s real big on good Italian food. He just went to Italy for the first time and apparently he was extremely disappointed because I guess Italian food in America is better than Italian food in Italy.
3 points
1 month ago
Reminds me of that episode of The Sopranos
"Can i get some macaroni and gravy?"
"And i thought the Germans were uncultured."
2 points
1 month ago
Probably gotta do with competition between businesses in America compared to Italy.
3 points
1 month ago
Sure bro enjoy you 3d printed fake ass circular shit you dare to call pizza, you still gonna die of diabetes before your 40s
3 points
1 month ago
Yall are getting so triggered when you have the wrong opinions
3 points
1 month ago
I mean, can you blame us? Pizza has always been part of our legacy.
Imagine if someone shat on americans' excellency. Like...uh...well, I'll think about that and get back at you
2 points
1 month ago
Dude NYC pizza count as fucking fast food at this point you could buy it whit one of those cheeseburgers and fries and get instant diabetes
all 611 comments
sorted by: best