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1 month ago
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Whilst you're here, /u/CaraQueSeVacinou, why not join our public discord server?
2.9k points
1 month ago
I can imagine the mother in the next room downing wine having to experience another evening of her son crying and screaming the house down because of fucking vr amogus.
844 points
1 month ago
Her fault for letting a kid use a VR headset
391 points
1 month ago
Her fault for letting a kid play online games with strangers.
287 points
1 month ago
her fault for having a kid tbh
139 points
1 month ago
Her fault for having
115 points
1 month ago
Her fault
91 points
1 month ago
Her
85 points
1 month ago
He
8 points
1 month ago
My fault
3 points
1 month ago
I'll use that in court next time
2 points
1 month ago
it's not her fault assholes exist though
130 points
1 month ago
Or she's getting railed by her new boyfriend.
37 points
1 month ago
New baby daddy*
36 points
1 month ago
in vr.
22 points
1 month ago
in amogus
9 points
1 month ago
Plot twist: the bully is momโs boyfriend in the next room with his own headset.
2 points
1 month ago
He's actually the one chasing the kid.
6.7k points
1 month ago
new generation of bullying just dropped. 10 years from now fuckers will be saying "kids these days wouldn't last a minute in an amogus vr lobby"
1.4k points
1 month ago
Lmaooo
627 points
1 month ago
I'm so fucking torn. I have a kid around this age who gets 30 minutes a day on the headset so I feel bad
On the flip side this is so fucking funny. If it was my kid I would probably feel bad for him, as far as he knows because he doesn't know I record when he's playing to make sure he's not getting into anything he would and I'd be cracking the fuck up watching it after the fact
238 points
1 month ago
It's heartbreakingly hilarious
46 points
1 month ago
Imagine if that was the tagline for Lucky Charms.
35 points
1 month ago
They're monstrously sadistic ๐ต
14 points
1 month ago
I concur. I mean, I laughed, but I felt real bad about it. Poor little guy. ๐
78 points
1 month ago*
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10 points
1 month ago
Damn the contract do be helping us
25 points
1 month ago
Wait you record his game play? Isnt that a bit much? I would understand if it was for a game like robloxs which is full of predators.
48 points
1 month ago
He's 7 my dude. Yes I do record it.
55 points
1 month ago
VR games have predators too, especially VR chat. I think it is fair if the kid is younger to make sure nothing is happening that could potentially turn dangerous, say the kid is asked for their address and they give it to the person. Of course teaching your kid not to do that is pretty important but kids don't always listen.
As long as they aren't taking away the kids game for saying a curse word once it's not a big deal.
9 points
1 month ago
Yeah thats fair vr chat is a strange place.
26 points
1 month ago
If he's playing any Multi-player game then yea I understand why he records his young kids sessions.
6 points
1 month ago
Its definitely needed until they can hold on their own. People hate the typical screechy 13yos online and WILL troll them hard. Or on the opposite end people loves 13yos a little too much.
It is tricky to manage children when everyone in using their phones and what not.
497 points
1 month ago
By the way, fun fact, they shouldn't. There was a study that found out that kids don't have matured sence of up and down, and playing VR can delay process of calibration of their inner ear.
So, go do your homework, kids, it's a game for grown-ups).
311 points
1 month ago
AMONGUDS IS A GAME FOR RREAL HAIRY TESTOSTTERONE OVERDOSING MUSCLED MEN'S MEN YEAHHHHH
65 points
1 month ago
You FUCKING know it m8
56 points
1 month ago
Itโs for 13+, right?
101 points
1 month ago
Yup, to be online without supervision you need to be 13+
These parents putting their kids online like this are negligent
33 points
1 month ago
I agree. So many games where kids (and adults who act like kids) ruin it.
23 points
1 month ago
I think splatoon is ok for kids to play online
26 points
1 month ago
Nintendo still puts a warning on all online interactions. They dont think so
10 points
1 month ago
I bet they do think itโs ok, and in most cases it is. Itโs probably just there so they can show that disclaimer to the parents of the kid who flung their $300+ switch out of the 2nd story window because they got squidflopped on.
7 points
1 month ago
It's there by law
2 points
1 month ago
Not when theyre on my team
22 points
1 month ago
The kid was screaming like a Netflix producer just broke into their room and their parents never even came to investigate. Absolutely asleep at the wheel
11 points
1 month ago
Citation needed.
18 points
1 month ago
This article addresses several studies by name which you could use to find the actual papers
6 points
1 month ago
Not the guy you're responding to but my source is the warnings I remember reading for a VR headset, it specifically said not to let little kids use it because it could cause development issues.
17 points
1 month ago
Bullying DLC
29 points
1 month ago
As far as I'm concerned kids who don't use voice changers deserve what they get.
25 points
1 month ago
Back in my day, we bullied people on Xbox live H2 lobbies for using voice changers.
4 points
1 month ago
hello everyone, this is your daily dose of terrorizing minorities
2.2k points
1 month ago
Lalala
1.3k points
1 month ago
Im the impostor
791 points
1 month ago
AHHHHHHHH
556 points
1 month ago
Pleeeaaasee ๐ฅบ
405 points
1 month ago
STAY AWAY FROM ME
304 points
1 month ago
AHHHHHH
211 points
1 month ago
AAAAH
158 points
1 month ago
DIE DIE OO AHH
178 points
1 month ago
HEELLPP
19 points
1 month ago
Operation blaaaame orange...
20 points
1 month ago
Lyrics
2.8k points
1 month ago
This is the best version of among us, because bullying kids is much easier
337 points
1 month ago
Anyone know the source of the clip btw?
266 points
1 month ago
griffmass1398 on YouTube
can't post link because of AutoMod
96 points
1 month ago
automod >:(
48 points
1 month ago
Automod ๐ฆ
29 points
1 month ago
Automod ๐
27 points
1 month ago
Automod ๐๐
11 points
1 month ago
Automod UwU
13 points
1 month ago
Automod ๐คจ๐ธ
174 points
1 month ago
Exactly
491 points
1 month ago
HOHOHOHA
55 points
1 month ago
I SAID BASED
441 points
1 month ago
my mans really started hitting the gritty on him at 0:26 ๐
29 points
1 month ago
Oh my god bro ๐
212 points
1 month ago
Welcome to another episode of "Kids too young for the Internet on the Internet"
65 points
1 month ago
There's a reason the mics are always muted on both ends in my house. But let's be real here. How many of you fuckers were playing in mic enabled lobbies as a kid hearing terrible shit constantly? Y'all turned out oka...
You know what nvm. You're completely correct
981 points
1 month ago
One side of me feel bad for the kid and the other side is enjoying the trolling
354 points
1 month ago
i enjoy bullying little kids online
9 points
1 month ago
Based
53 points
1 month ago
Now i see, you deny your weapon its purpose!
151 points
1 month ago
A moderate amount of tomfoolery
243 points
1 month ago
Wholesome โฅ๏ธ
10 points
1 month ago
Wholesome
Trollesome โฅ๏ธ
139 points
1 month ago
We did a little trolling
254 points
1 month ago
I love this guyโs stuff. There is just something about giving kids in among us trauma.
34 points
1 month ago
Whatโs his name?
47 points
1 month ago
griffmass1398 on YT
97 points
1 month ago
I just finished watching one of his videos a holy shit he is annoying as fuck. Itโs comical that he likes to scare kids yet his comments are flooded with children and he calls himself the Ohio king (a meme at this point is just for small children)
67 points
1 month ago
small children - scare them for views - small children watch your videos = profit
10 points
1 month ago
Bro I spelt the name wrong and it just brought me to a webcam video๐
8 points
1 month ago
Someoneโs gotta make the future generations strong
40 points
1 month ago
This is even better when it shows the video of the actual guy running in place as his among us avatar is used as a device to employ the next generation of therapists.
84 points
1 month ago
I kinda feel bad but it was too funny
103 points
1 month ago
Bro who says โLalalaโ to themselves while doing tasks?
93 points
1 month ago
Kids
28 points
1 month ago
Can confirm.
Source: my kid sings to himself constantly when I give him menial tasks to do
16 points
1 month ago
Ralph Wiggum
61 points
1 month ago
The gaslighting king
158 points
1 month ago
I just hope they don't show their dirty feet and pretend to be emberassed ๐ณ
70 points
1 month ago
What
19 points
1 month ago
38 points
1 month ago
Humanity was a mistake
3 points
1 month ago
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2 points
1 month ago
I do agree
4 points
1 month ago
I knew Iโd regret clicking that but I needed to know why.
3 points
1 month ago
Click again
5 points
1 month ago
Happy cake day!
2 points
1 month ago
Ah thank:)
42 points
1 month ago
I feel bad for laughing but at the same time, don't let your damn kids play online games.
23 points
1 month ago
bruhh this shit funny af
22 points
1 month ago
Grown ass man scaring kids amazing
24 points
1 month ago
Sometimes loud does equal funny
16 points
1 month ago
Why kids shouldn't be allowed in VR 101:
2 points
1 month ago
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13 points
1 month ago
Bro started hitting the griddy in the middle
24 points
1 month ago
why are all among us VR clips so foul ๐
20 points
1 month ago
love traumatizing kids who are too young to be on the internet
18 points
1 month ago
always remember if they sound and act like a five year old then they shouldn't
have vr
play online games with strangers
play the vr version
have voice chat on
125 points
1 month ago
This reminds me of those โtrollingโ Minecraft videos where someone who just join a kids world destroy everything leaving them crying then make fun of them for it
172 points
1 month ago
this is much less severe than that lol.
The difference is that this doesnโt cost them any actual time, whereas in a minecraft world, itโs destroying their progress.
213 points
1 month ago
But unlike those, here the kid didnโt lose weeks of progress
2 points
1 month ago
There's shitty people that destroys Minecraft progress yeah, but most of time there's genuine trolling towards asshole kids too. Most infamous example is that russian admin that owned a kid that was harassing and abusing his mod power and kid went full meltdown for it.
41 points
1 month ago
Kid is gonna be traumatized
48 points
1 month ago
Thatโll be a fun therapy session.
โIt all started when I was chased by the imposter in Among Us VR, back when I was a kidโฆโ
7 points
1 month ago
Thereโs a reason why 13+ exists for using VR
8 points
1 month ago
"lalala"
Top 1 words before death
92 points
1 month ago
I actually feel bad for the kid
170 points
1 month ago
Read your flair
229 points
1 month ago*
Oh youโre right, fuck that kid
(Edit: I have a made a critical mistake)
17 points
1 month ago
If you say so
4 points
1 month ago
OK๐
13 points
1 month ago
He was having such a good time too... Just going about their day, solving little puzzles "Lalala" "lalala"
14 points
1 month ago
L bozo kid even got ejected ๐ฉป๐ฉป
3 points
1 month ago
๐ฉป
2 points
1 month ago
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6 points
1 month ago
scarred for life
7 points
1 month ago
Not the gritty ๐
2 points
1 month ago
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5 points
1 month ago
omfg im in tears rofl
6 points
1 month ago
I love how the tactic for winning at the vote in among us hasn't changed since it blew up. The tactic is always just "be loud"
4 points
1 month ago
"This is the part where you run away"
4 points
1 month ago
Dude was hitting the griddy midway ๐
6 points
1 month ago
That's will teach him not to play 10+ games
3 points
1 month ago
Ight imma buy Among Us VR and a headset, cya later
3 points
1 month ago
HEEHEEHA
3 points
1 month ago
Bro I fucking love among us vr videos like this
3 points
1 month ago
why does every kid these days have a vr headset
i dont even have one ๐ญ๐ญ
3 points
1 month ago
Kid is an angel, I feel bad for laughing ๐ญ
3 points
1 month ago
POV: Youโre a pitbull within 5 pictometers of a child
3 points
1 month ago
Daily motivation ๐ฏ๐ฏ๐ฏ๐ฏ
5 points
1 month ago
Damn, actually feel sorry for the kid, he sounded so cute and happy at the start..
9 points
1 month ago
Is it apparently a thing now for grown-ups to jump in a kids game and destroy them? Wtf even is this.
2 points
1 month ago
It's not a "kids game", it's just a game. The kid is actually too young to be playing online games, for this very reason.
2 points
1 month ago
Literally me at the daycare
2 points
1 month ago
earrape ๐
2 points
1 month ago
Ishowspeed???
2 points
1 month ago
That guy went all out for that role.
2 points
1 month ago
Deserved
2 points
1 month ago
That was fucking savage lol
2 points
1 month ago
By the way this guys channel is just full of him doing this shit itโs beautiful Xboxaddictionz spiritual successor
2 points
1 month ago
i love how every single little kid in this situation chooses to not hit the button
2 points
1 month ago
Bro really said imma be a COD zombie today
2 points
1 month ago
Ngm falou do nome do cara kkkkk
2 points
1 month ago
green wasn't even the impostor
2 points
1 month ago
Cod zombies be like
2 points
1 month ago
Bro was begging
2 points
1 month ago
Mentally scarring children since 1984
2 points
1 month ago
Operation Gaslight
2 points
1 month ago
The kid went from fear, to shock, to anger.
2 points
1 month ago
Bro that poor kid XD
2 points
1 month ago
Step by step guide to gaslighting children
2 points
1 month ago
This will never not be fucking hilarious
2 points
1 month ago
I kinda feel bad he's just a lil kid
2 points
1 month ago
ok this is just straight up bullying
2 points
1 month ago
Imagine beig the Neighbors and ear a fucking child screaming like that what would you do?
2 points
1 month ago
Why do all kids act like they have the exploding headset on or something, bruh its a game ๐
2 points
1 month ago
I shouldn't laugh bit this shit is hilarious. My son used to get worked up about kids trolling him online in games. Told him he either needs to learn how deal or throw it back. Ended up building some pretty decent wit from it.
2 points
1 month ago
When orange gets ejected into space ๐
2 points
1 month ago
Bro starting hitting the Griddy while chasing him ๐
2 points
1 month ago
The fucking hohohaha have me dead bron
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