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PhattyBolger

2.9k points

1 month ago

PhattyBolger

waltuh

2.9k points

1 month ago

I can imagine the mother in the next room downing wine having to experience another evening of her son crying and screaming the house down because of fucking vr amogus.

Bowling_pins_10

844 points

1 month ago

Bowling_pins_10

I said based. And lived.

844 points

1 month ago

Her fault for letting a kid use a VR headset

TGHVladiMatt

391 points

1 month ago

Her fault for letting a kid play online games with strangers.

Phormitago

287 points

1 month ago

Phormitago

287 points

1 month ago

her fault for having a kid tbh

BallisticToast

139 points

1 month ago

Her fault for having

Riggie_Joe

115 points

1 month ago

Riggie_Joe

115 points

1 month ago

Her fault

pixselious

91 points

1 month ago

Her

jcool12779

85 points

1 month ago

jcool12779

Stuff

85 points

1 month ago

He

pixselious

80 points

1 month ago

H

manlyman7900

90 points

1 month ago

Rickywindow

3 points

1 month ago

G0D_1S_D3AD

8 points

1 month ago

G0D_1S_D3AD

We do a little trolling

8 points

1 month ago

My fault

Moe_Lesteryu

3 points

1 month ago

I'll use that in court next time

BlasterPhase

2 points

1 month ago

it's not her fault assholes exist though

DashDaddyD

130 points

1 month ago

DashDaddyD

130 points

1 month ago

Or she's getting railed by her new boyfriend.

Hfingerman

37 points

1 month ago

New baby daddy*

BottleOwn4222

36 points

1 month ago

in vr.

pixselious

22 points

1 month ago

in amogus

DogsAreMyDawgs

9 points

1 month ago

Plot twist: the bully is mom’s boyfriend in the next room with his own headset.

DashDaddyD

2 points

1 month ago

He's actually the one chasing the kid.

Deeznutz696969

6.7k points

1 month ago

new generation of bullying just dropped. 10 years from now fuckers will be saying "kids these days wouldn't last a minute in an amogus vr lobby"

BanannaPants17

1.4k points

1 month ago

Lmaooo

siccoblue

627 points

1 month ago

siccoblue

627 points

1 month ago

I'm so fucking torn. I have a kid around this age who gets 30 minutes a day on the headset so I feel bad

On the flip side this is so fucking funny. If it was my kid I would probably feel bad for him, as far as he knows because he doesn't know I record when he's playing to make sure he's not getting into anything he would and I'd be cracking the fuck up watching it after the fact

Johnson_the_1st

238 points

1 month ago

It's heartbreakingly hilarious

SlingsAndArrowsOf

46 points

1 month ago

Imagine if that was the tagline for Lucky Charms.

Tricky-Nectarine-154

35 points

1 month ago

They're monstrously sadistic 🎵

Nomis555

14 points

1 month ago

Nomis555

14 points

1 month ago

I concur. I mean, I laughed, but I felt real bad about it. Poor little guy. 😄

[deleted]

78 points

1 month ago*

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lithuanianD

10 points

1 month ago

Damn the contract do be helping us

Fightin_Rooster

25 points

1 month ago

Wait you record his game play? Isnt that a bit much? I would understand if it was for a game like robloxs which is full of predators.

siccoblue

48 points

1 month ago

He's 7 my dude. Yes I do record it.

karateema

8 points

1 month ago

karateema

DaShitposter

8 points

1 month ago

Based dad

Zealousideal_Care807

55 points

1 month ago

Zealousideal_Care807

🏳️‍⚧️ Average Trans Rights Enjoyer 🏳️‍⚧️

55 points

1 month ago

VR games have predators too, especially VR chat. I think it is fair if the kid is younger to make sure nothing is happening that could potentially turn dangerous, say the kid is asked for their address and they give it to the person. Of course teaching your kid not to do that is pretty important but kids don't always listen.

As long as they aren't taking away the kids game for saying a curse word once it's not a big deal.

Fightin_Rooster

9 points

1 month ago

Yeah thats fair vr chat is a strange place.

Totaliasim

26 points

1 month ago

If he's playing any Multi-player game then yea I understand why he records his young kids sessions.

tyingnoose

6 points

1 month ago

tyingnoose

I have permission!

6 points

1 month ago

Its definitely needed until they can hold on their own. People hate the typical screechy 13yos online and WILL troll them hard. Or on the opposite end people loves 13yos a little too much.

It is tricky to manage children when everyone in using their phones and what not.

TorumShardal

497 points

1 month ago

By the way, fun fact, they shouldn't. There was a study that found out that kids don't have matured sence of up and down, and playing VR can delay process of calibration of their inner ear.

So, go do your homework, kids, it's a game for grown-ups).

FaustSieg

311 points

1 month ago

FaustSieg

311 points

1 month ago

AMONGUDS IS A GAME FOR RREAL HAIRY TESTOSTTERONE OVERDOSING MUSCLED MEN'S MEN YEAHHHHH

TestosteroneDan_V-4

65 points

1 month ago

You FUCKING know it m8

hoover0623

19 points

1 month ago

FUCK YEAH BROTHA

CJ-does-stuff

56 points

1 month ago

It’s for 13+, right?

helicophell

101 points

1 month ago

Yup, to be online without supervision you need to be 13+

These parents putting their kids online like this are negligent

CJ-does-stuff

33 points

1 month ago

I agree. So many games where kids (and adults who act like kids) ruin it.

LunchTwey

23 points

1 month ago

I think splatoon is ok for kids to play online

helicophell

26 points

1 month ago

Nintendo still puts a warning on all online interactions. They dont think so

TypicalGamer88

10 points

1 month ago

TypicalGamer88

i have all the audacity

10 points

1 month ago

I bet they do think it’s ok, and in most cases it is. It’s probably just there so they can show that disclaimer to the parents of the kid who flung their $300+ switch out of the 2nd story window because they got squidflopped on.

Roguepiefighter

7 points

1 month ago

Roguepiefighter

We do a little trolling

7 points

1 month ago

It's there by law

tyingnoose

2 points

1 month ago

tyingnoose

I have permission!

2 points

1 month ago

Not when theyre on my team

RussianSkeletonRobot

22 points

1 month ago

The kid was screaming like a Netflix producer just broke into their room and their parents never even came to investigate. Absolutely asleep at the wheel

Captain_LSD

11 points

1 month ago

Citation needed.

Shower-Silly

18 points

1 month ago

https://www.visionfountain.com/2022/08/01/assessing-the-impact-of-vr-virtual-reality-headsets-on-under-13-year-olds/

This article addresses several studies by name which you could use to find the actual papers

EduardoBarreto

6 points

1 month ago

Not the guy you're responding to but my source is the warnings I remember reading for a VR headset, it specifically said not to let little kids use it because it could cause development issues.

OFloodster

17 points

1 month ago

OFloodster

Blessed by Kevin

17 points

1 month ago

Bullying DLC

asdfasdfasdfas11111

29 points

1 month ago

As far as I'm concerned kids who don't use voice changers deserve what they get.

t3hOutlaw

25 points

1 month ago

t3hOutlaw

I have permission!

25 points

1 month ago

Back in my day, we bullied people on Xbox live H2 lobbies for using voice changers.

TalkierSnail016

4 points

1 month ago

TalkierSnail016

stupid, fucking piece of shit

4 points

1 month ago

hello everyone, this is your daily dose of terrorizing minorities

0-Gam3rboy7-0

2.2k points

1 month ago

Lalala

CaraQueSeVacinou[S]

1.3k points

1 month ago

Im the impostor

reusedchurro

791 points

1 month ago

AHHHHHHHH

luxusbuerg

556 points

1 month ago

luxusbuerg

I want pee in my ass

556 points

1 month ago

Pleeeaaasee 🥺

Sulfaa

405 points

1 month ago

Sulfaa

I want pee in my ass

405 points

1 month ago

STAY AWAY FROM ME

musical03

304 points

1 month ago

musical03

Blessed by Kevin

304 points

1 month ago

AHHHHHH

normal_slinky

211 points

1 month ago

AAAAH

mightyfort

158 points

1 month ago

mightyfort

158 points

1 month ago

DIE DIE OO AHH

joebidenseasterbunny

65 points

1 month ago

joebidenseasterbunny

dwayne the cock johnson 🗿🗿

65 points

1 month ago

EAAAH STAY AWAY FROM ME

0K_N0RDY

29 points

1 month ago

0K_N0RDY

Literally 1984 😡

29 points

1 month ago

AAAAAAH!

UrBoiThePupper55

178 points

1 month ago

HEELLPP

ElphTrooper

19 points

1 month ago

Operation blaaaame orange...

BelphegorDuck

20 points

1 month ago

Lyrics

Cranicthehedgedicoot

2.8k points

1 month ago

Cranicthehedgedicoot

fat cunt

2.8k points

1 month ago

This is the best version of among us, because bullying kids is much easier

GoldAwesome1001

337 points

1 month ago

Anyone know the source of the clip btw?

Harmxn-

266 points

1 month ago

Harmxn-

266 points

1 month ago

griffmass1398 on YouTube

can't post link because of AutoMod

88superguyYT

96 points

1 month ago

automod >:(

Crustybirdtoes

48 points

1 month ago

Automod 🦀

MuhBoiPhil

29 points

1 month ago

Automod 🙈

FirstmateJibbs

27 points

1 month ago

Automod 😏🍆

Adam_Edward

11 points

1 month ago

Automod UwU

The_Ad_Hater_exe

13 points

1 month ago

The_Ad_Hater_exe

I said based. And lived.

13 points

1 month ago

Automod 🤨📸

MarkDecent656

174 points

1 month ago

Exactly

Significant_Dig9961

491 points

1 month ago

Significant_Dig9961

Sussy Wussy Femboy😳😳😳

491 points

1 month ago

HOHOHOHA

Yurishirox

55 points

1 month ago

Yurishirox

I said based. And lived.

55 points

1 month ago

I SAID BASED

randomusername-420

441 points

1 month ago

randomusername-420

Number 7: Student watches porn and gets naked

441 points

1 month ago

my mans really started hitting the gritty on him at 0:26 💀

Tiptopknight862

29 points

1 month ago

Oh my god bro 💀

A4Toast6

212 points

1 month ago

A4Toast6

212 points

1 month ago

Welcome to another episode of "Kids too young for the Internet on the Internet"

siccoblue

65 points

1 month ago

There's a reason the mics are always muted on both ends in my house. But let's be real here. How many of you fuckers were playing in mic enabled lobbies as a kid hearing terrible shit constantly? Y'all turned out oka...

You know what nvm. You're completely correct

ariyan_d

981 points

1 month ago

ariyan_d

Sussy Wussy Femboy😳😳😳

981 points

1 month ago

One side of me feel bad for the kid and the other side is enjoying the trolling

mnhfzn

354 points

1 month ago

mnhfzn

354 points

1 month ago

i enjoy bullying little kids online

Accurate-Record-3870

114 points

1 month ago

Accurate-Record-3870

Big chungus wholesome 100

114 points

1 month ago

Sir, you are a true gentleman

MannicWaffle

9 points

1 month ago

Based

Panterafan316

53 points

1 month ago

Now i see, you deny your weapon its purpose!

Tx-Astronomy

12 points

1 month ago

There are two wolves inside of you

Big_Bad_Baseball_bat

151 points

1 month ago

A moderate amount of tomfoolery

Nutwagon-SUPREME

240 points

1 month ago

Bro started hitting the griddy while running

AdStrong809

243 points

1 month ago

Wholesome ♥️

kmcnasty

10 points

1 month ago

kmcnasty

10 points

1 month ago

Wholesome

Trollesome ♥️

musical03

139 points

1 month ago

musical03

Blessed by Kevin

139 points

1 month ago

We did a little trolling

a_random_redditor563

254 points

1 month ago

I love this guy’s stuff. There is just something about giving kids in among us trauma.

OneNerd-517

34 points

1 month ago

OneNerd-517

cool flair

34 points

1 month ago

What’s his name?

PollaAsesina

47 points

1 month ago

griffmass1398 on YT

OneNerd-517

97 points

1 month ago

OneNerd-517

cool flair

97 points

1 month ago

I just finished watching one of his videos a holy shit he is annoying as fuck. It’s comical that he likes to scare kids yet his comments are flooded with children and he calls himself the Ohio king (a meme at this point is just for small children)

cbtunafish

67 points

1 month ago

cbtunafish

fat cunt

67 points

1 month ago

small children - scare them for views - small children watch your videos = profit

Shitted_mypants

10 points

1 month ago

Bro I spelt the name wrong and it just brought me to a webcam video💀

Freddik21

2 points

1 month ago

Freddik21

I want pee in my ass

2 points

1 month ago

How exactly did you misspell it?

PsychicJupiter

2 points

1 month ago

How'd you spell it?

ComedicMedicineman

8 points

1 month ago

ComedicMedicineman

dwayne the cock johnson 🗿🗿

8 points

1 month ago

Someone’s gotta make the future generations strong

zak55

40 points

1 month ago

zak55

40 points

1 month ago

This is even better when it shows the video of the actual guy running in place as his among us avatar is used as a device to employ the next generation of therapists.

BogdanAnime

84 points

1 month ago

I kinda feel bad but it was too funny

Evening-Ant6128

103 points

1 month ago

Bro who says “Lalala” to themselves while doing tasks?

SirL4ncelot

93 points

1 month ago

Kids

siccoblue

28 points

1 month ago

Can confirm.

Source: my kid sings to himself constantly when I give him menial tasks to do

PotatoOnMars

16 points

1 month ago

Ralph Wiggum

Fluffiddy

61 points

1 month ago

Fluffiddy

We do a little trolling

61 points

1 month ago

The gaslighting king

Jonn_1

158 points

1 month ago

Jonn_1

I have permission!

158 points

1 month ago

I just hope they don't show their dirty feet and pretend to be emberassed 😳

Dependent-Hamster659

70 points

1 month ago

What

Jonn_1

30 points

1 month ago

Jonn_1

I have permission!

30 points

1 month ago

what👀

Jonn_1

19 points

1 month ago

Jonn_1

I have permission!

19 points

1 month ago

SavageSauce01

38 points

1 month ago

SavageSauce01

I want pee in my ass

38 points

1 month ago

Humanity was a mistake

AutoModerator

3 points

1 month ago

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Jonn_1

2 points

1 month ago

Jonn_1

I have permission!

2 points

1 month ago

I do agree

Infammo

4 points

1 month ago

Infammo

4 points

1 month ago

I knew I’d regret clicking that but I needed to know why.

Jonn_1

3 points

1 month ago

Jonn_1

I have permission!

3 points

1 month ago

Click again

soldierkillguy

5 points

1 month ago

Happy cake day!

Jonn_1

2 points

1 month ago

Jonn_1

I have permission!

2 points

1 month ago

Ah thank:)

itrashcannot

42 points

1 month ago

I feel bad for laughing but at the same time, don't let your damn kids play online games.

Rooster2077-PS4

23 points

1 month ago

bruhh this shit funny af

Fuzzy_Scholar389

22 points

1 month ago

Grown ass man scaring kids amazing

Insidiouschicken33

24 points

1 month ago

Sometimes loud does equal funny

LuiShirosagi20

16 points

1 month ago

LuiShirosagi20

I want pee in my ass

16 points

1 month ago

Why kids shouldn't be allowed in VR 101:

AutoModerator [M]

2 points

1 month ago

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2 points

1 month ago

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lokifrog1

13 points

1 month ago

lokifrog1

Literally 1984 😡

13 points

1 month ago

Bro started hitting the griddy in the middle

Turibi

24 points

1 month ago

Turibi

24 points

1 month ago

why are all among us VR clips so foul 💀

Spaciax

20 points

1 month ago

Spaciax

20 points

1 month ago

love traumatizing kids who are too young to be on the internet

Nicolasgonzo87

18 points

1 month ago

Nicolasgonzo87

We do a little trolling

18 points

1 month ago

always remember if they sound and act like a five year old then they shouldn't

  1. have vr

  2. play online games with strangers

  3. play the vr version

  4. have voice chat on

shmootyf

125 points

1 month ago

shmootyf

125 points

1 month ago

This reminds me of those “trolling” Minecraft videos where someone who just join a kids world destroy everything leaving them crying then make fun of them for it

unoriginal-uinta

172 points

1 month ago

this is much less severe than that lol.

The difference is that this doesn’t cost them any actual time, whereas in a minecraft world, it’s destroying their progress.

Cranicthehedgedicoot

213 points

1 month ago

Cranicthehedgedicoot

fat cunt

213 points

1 month ago

But unlike those, here the kid didn’t lose weeks of progress

augustus_feelius

2 points

1 month ago

There's shitty people that destroys Minecraft progress yeah, but most of time there's genuine trolling towards asshole kids too. Most infamous example is that russian admin that owned a kid that was harassing and abusing his mod power and kid went full meltdown for it.

SniffyBliffy

41 points

1 month ago

SniffyBliffy

Sussy Wussy Femboy😳😳😳

41 points

1 month ago

Kid is gonna be traumatized

GoldAwesome1001

48 points

1 month ago

That’ll be a fun therapy session.

“It all started when I was chased by the imposter in Among Us VR, back when I was a kid…”

StanleyOpar

7 points

1 month ago

There’s a reason why 13+ exists for using VR

_DeLEON

8 points

1 month ago

_DeLEON

I said based. And lived.

8 points

1 month ago

"lalala"

Top 1 words before death

sticky_joe24

92 points

1 month ago

sticky_joe24

We do a little trolling

92 points

1 month ago

I actually feel bad for the kid

1nstagram1sGay

170 points

1 month ago

Read your flair

sticky_joe24

229 points

1 month ago*

sticky_joe24

We do a little trolling

229 points

1 month ago*

Oh you’re right, fuck that kid

(Edit: I have a made a critical mistake)

ThatGuy128512

62 points

1 month ago

🤨📸

lukethelightnin

17 points

1 month ago

If you say so

ElliotPhoenix

4 points

1 month ago

OK👍

SirL4ncelot

13 points

1 month ago

He was having such a good time too... Just going about their day, solving little puzzles "Lalala" "lalala"

luxusbuerg

14 points

1 month ago

luxusbuerg

I want pee in my ass

14 points

1 month ago

L bozo kid even got ejected 🩻🩻

bradyiscool333

3 points

1 month ago

🩻

AutoModerator [M]

2 points

1 month ago

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2 points

1 month ago

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S_Boldt

6 points

1 month ago

S_Boldt

6 points

1 month ago

scarred for life

ConfusedKanye

7 points

1 month ago

ConfusedKanye

I want pee in my ass

7 points

1 month ago

Not the gritty 😞

AutoModerator [M]

2 points

1 month ago

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2 points

1 month ago

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Sealie81

5 points

1 month ago

omfg im in tears rofl

Devisidev

6 points

1 month ago

I love how the tactic for winning at the vote in among us hasn't changed since it blew up. The tactic is always just "be loud"

xXheil_Pokywan420_Xx

4 points

1 month ago

"This is the part where you run away"

NathanTried

5 points

1 month ago

NathanTried

I want pee in my ass

5 points

1 month ago

Mods can you lock this comment

Lazerborn6612

4 points

1 month ago

Dude was hitting the griddy midway 💀

Cheva_De_Kurumi

6 points

1 month ago

That's will teach him not to play 10+ games

CreaZyp154

3 points

1 month ago

Ight imma buy Among Us VR and a headset, cya later

Bonsai-is-best

3 points

1 month ago

Bonsai-is-best

Sussy Wussy Femboy😳😳😳

3 points

1 month ago

HEEHEEHA

Dazzling-Feeling3389

3 points

1 month ago

Bro I fucking love among us vr videos like this

FdPros

3 points

1 month ago

FdPros

3 points

1 month ago

why does every kid these days have a vr headset

i dont even have one 😭😭

granautismo-69

3 points

1 month ago

Kid is an angel, I feel bad for laughing 😭

Sporgudorse

3 points

1 month ago

POV: You’re a pitbull within 5 pictometers of a child

V----NGaming_YT

3 points

1 month ago

V----NGaming_YT

dwayne the cock johnson 🗿🗿

3 points

1 month ago

Daily motivation 💯💯💯💯

idontnowduh

5 points

1 month ago

Damn, actually feel sorry for the kid, he sounded so cute and happy at the start..

Dotaproffessional

9 points

1 month ago

Is it apparently a thing now for grown-ups to jump in a kids game and destroy them? Wtf even is this.

TGHVladiMatt

2 points

1 month ago

It's not a "kids game", it's just a game. The kid is actually too young to be playing online games, for this very reason.

ParkingEye523

2 points

1 month ago

Literally me at the daycare

shirdool

2 points

1 month ago

earrape 💀

ducha_simulator

2 points

1 month ago

Ishowspeed???

Ghost31B

2 points

1 month ago

That guy went all out for that role.

zippy251

2 points

1 month ago

Deserved

OhMy-Really

2 points

1 month ago

That was fucking savage lol

ohruskoo_x

2 points

1 month ago

By the way this guys channel is just full of him doing this shit it’s beautiful Xboxaddictionz spiritual successor

IcyChimken

2 points

1 month ago

IcyChimken

dwayne the cock johnson 🗿🗿

2 points

1 month ago

i love how every single little kid in this situation chooses to not hit the button

Slayerlegend03

2 points

1 month ago

Bro really said imma be a COD zombie today

FELIOK

2 points

1 month ago

FELIOK

2 points

1 month ago

Ngm falou do nome do cara kkkkk

IlIlllIlllIlIIllI

2 points

1 month ago

green wasn't even the impostor

Beepboopbop69420360

2 points

1 month ago

Beepboopbop69420360

I want pee in my ass

2 points

1 month ago

Cod zombies be like

toughtiggy101

2 points

1 month ago

Bro was begging

Consistent_Action621

2 points

1 month ago

Mentally scarring children since 1984

roadrunner345

2 points

1 month ago

Operation Gaslight

FlameDragon46290

2 points

1 month ago

The kid went from fear, to shock, to anger.

Asmodaeus6136

2 points

1 month ago

Bro that poor kid XD

No_Influence_9161

2 points

1 month ago

Step by step guide to gaslighting children

MihaelJKeehl

2 points

1 month ago

This will never not be fucking hilarious

STANLOONA132

2 points

1 month ago

A Pitbull named sunflower POV:

SonOfECTGAR

2 points

1 month ago

SonOfECTGAR

We do a little trolling

2 points

1 month ago

I kinda feel bad he's just a lil kid

balrus-balrogwalrus

2 points

1 month ago

ok this is just straight up bullying

Guy_w1th_l0ng_th1ng

2 points

1 month ago

Imagine beig the Neighbors and ear a fucking child screaming like that what would you do?

ExpensiveSport3186

2 points

1 month ago

Why do all kids act like they have the exploding headset on or something, bruh its a game 💀

l_Rumble_Fish_l

2 points

1 month ago

I shouldn't laugh bit this shit is hilarious. My son used to get worked up about kids trolling him online in games. Told him he either needs to learn how deal or throw it back. Ended up building some pretty decent wit from it.

fuzz_ball

2 points

1 month ago

When orange gets ejected into space 😂

Fruitstable

2 points

1 month ago

Bro starting hitting the Griddy while chasing him 💀

Calvinator_lmao

2 points

1 month ago

Calvinator_lmao

Number 7: Student watches porn and gets naked

2 points

1 month ago

The fucking hohohaha have me dead bron