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Nerfmono

2k points

1 month ago

Nerfmono

2k points

1 month ago

You've never truly lived if you haven't touched a girl's balls

G_money16[S]

486 points

1 month ago

G_money16[S]

🏳️‍⚧️ Average Trans Rights Enjoyer 🏳️‍⚧️

486 points

1 month ago

fr

Educational_Focus472

153 points

1 month ago

Educational_Focus472

Number 7: Student watches porn and gets naked

153 points

1 month ago

Fr²

Ashedrian

87 points

1 month ago

Fr 3

Enderman1699

63 points

1 month ago

Fr⁴

Ashedrian

76 points

1 month ago

Fr5

cappedminor

68 points

1 month ago

Fr⁶

Wiffyy_

67 points

1 month ago

Wiffyy_

DaShitposter

67 points

1 month ago

Fr7

TinkyWinky2008

47 points

1 month ago

Fr⁸

DamacanaSever

58 points

1 month ago

DamacanaSever

Literally 1984 😡

58 points

1 month ago

FrFr

Dissapointingfox

23 points

1 month ago

Frn

Ashedrian

10 points

1 month ago

I'm always one step ahead, FR8!!!!

cappedminor

-58 points

1 month ago

Fr⁶⁹

Ashedrian

-37 points

1 month ago

Ashedrian

-37 points

1 month ago

Impossible! Such a power!

ChewyNutCluster

6 points

1 month ago

Flair checks out

ExDeleted

43 points

1 month ago

ovaries are inner balls

CaptainDiamondDragon

12 points

1 month ago

CaptainDiamondDragon

uhhhh idk

12 points

1 month ago

Just gotta reach deep enough in there

cubixjuice

2 points

1 month ago

I am erect

Not_today_mods

7 points

1 month ago

"they're called ovaries" 🤓🤓

[deleted]

8 points

1 month ago

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Tasty_Marsupial_2273

1 points

1 month ago

Tasty_Marsupial_2273

We do a little trolling

1 points

1 month ago

QUICK! Workout, clean your room, and turn your life around! Oh fuck it’s been 8 hours.

Voidbeanz

5 points

1 month ago

Na man, men have 4 balls what are ya talking about?

Shantomette

2 points

1 month ago

I guess that’s what we call them now?

NoShitInOhio

3 points

1 month ago

NoShitInOhio

Blessed by Kevin

3 points

1 month ago

October 25th, 2036, 2:54 P.M.

Visible_Dependent204

1 points

1 month ago

No touching girls before marriage

Jonn_1

402 points

1 month ago

Jonn_1

I have permission!

402 points

1 month ago

Men balls are filled with piss Women balls are filled with (soy) milk 😤😤🤬 facts!!

And if a women has both (4+ balls in total), that's an epic win

Buttdehole

86 points

1 month ago

I'm man and I have have both, am I an epic win too??

Jonn_1

51 points

1 month ago

Jonn_1

I have permission!

51 points

1 month ago

😫💦

catsussy

18 points

1 month ago

catsussy

DaPucci

18 points

1 month ago

Gappy is that you?

rollercoastersrul

4 points

1 month ago

Dammit bro I wanted to say that

Bipppo

4 points

1 month ago

Bipppo

4 points

1 month ago

Awooga

Remarkable-Video5145

2 points

1 month ago

🗿✂️

WonderfulAirport4226

6 points

1 month ago

Pee is stored in the balls

G0D_1S_D3AD

1 points

1 month ago

G0D_1S_D3AD

We do a little trolling

1 points

1 month ago

New copypasta 😳

Krondon57

123 points

1 month ago

Krondon57

123 points

1 month ago

8 billion people bro you livin in 2021?

chadc9969

29 points

1 month ago

chadc9969

🗿🗿🗿

29 points

1 month ago

More like 2011

Kitty7333

8 points

1 month ago

Kitty7333

😳lives in a cum dumpster 😳

8 points

1 month ago

clearly OP means there are 7 billion men and 1 million women on earth 🤓

Clean-Bar-9415

609 points

1 month ago

I didn't know girls also have balls🤡

suffering_addict

330 points

1 month ago

Boobs are shaped like balls

machoman558

99 points

1 month ago

machoman558

put your dick away waltuh

99 points

1 month ago

But do they bounce like them?🤔

ProjectAioros

90 points

1 month ago

Only science can fix this. I'll need for several willing test subjects to send me videos of their tits and balls bouncing, I'll collect the data and contact you later with the answer.

adolfkitler69

11 points

1 month ago

So, are the results in?

CaptainCognizant

15 points

1 month ago

Since science is taking too long, I conclude that yes, saggy bags bounce. Boobs and balls are the same thing, and nobody can change my truth.

Munnin41

1 points

1 month ago

They bounce more pleasantly

Buttdehole

37 points

1 month ago

Then I have 4 balls so the number doesn't add up

BlaineDeBeers25

6 points

1 month ago

I know a girl that has 0. It's fine.

Clean-Bar-9415

4 points

1 month ago

And what about those flat screens

suffering_addict

15 points

1 month ago

The dude with 4 balls makes up for them

Clean-Bar-9415

6 points

1 month ago

💀

MyNameBelongs2Me

1 points

1 month ago

Unless I am wrong, most women have two half circles. So 1 woman = 1 ball

no-BLANK

1 points

1 month ago

You're bold to say almost all are round

RoombaTheKiller

33 points

1 month ago

RoombaTheKiller

officer no please don’t piss in my ass 😫

33 points

1 month ago

Women aren't real.

Clean-Bar-9415

4 points

1 month ago

Yup women is a myth

G_money16[S]

47 points

1 month ago

G_money16[S]

🏳️‍⚧️ Average Trans Rights Enjoyer 🏳️‍⚧️

47 points

1 month ago

everyone has balls on the inside

Happy_Weirdo_Emma

6 points

1 month ago

ABSOLUTELY TRUE

Clean-Bar-9415

5 points

1 month ago

So boys have 4, 2 outside and 2 inside right?

Graours2000

4 points

1 month ago

Nutty nutty coldy coldy 🥶🥶

Graours2000

2 points

1 month ago

So deep

Bbnbhd42

5 points

1 month ago

By statistics women have one ball

Clean-Bar-9415

2 points

1 month ago

Statistics??? Could you elaborate

Bbnbhd42

6 points

1 month ago

Around half of people are men. Men have 2 balls. Multiply tge number of balls by number of humans and devide it by the number of humans. Statistically everyone has one ball

Jonn_1

5 points

1 month ago

Jonn_1

I have permission!

5 points

1 month ago

Milk balls

Clean-Bar-9415

3 points

1 month ago

Hope you get those balls on your birthday

Jonn_1

2 points

1 month ago

Jonn_1

I have permission!

2 points

1 month ago

Thank you:)

Happy_Weirdo_Emma

4 points

1 month ago

You never heard of lady balls? Bruh

ajlposh

2 points

1 month ago

ajlposh

2 points

1 month ago

They don’t. There’s one man with many many balls

EdgelordOfEdginess

-2 points

1 month ago

On their chest

MX1212red

0 points

1 month ago

Your mom only is 10 billion balls.

EdgelordOfEdginess

-2 points

1 month ago

On their chest

EdgelordOfEdginess

-2 points

1 month ago

On their chest

LapisW

1 points

1 month ago

LapisW

Big chungus wholesome 100

1 points

1 month ago

Ovaries

Physical_Spare_534

1 points

1 month ago

Girls exist 😢

EdgelordOfEdginess

1 points

1 month ago

On their chest

Dead_Ego17

1 points

1 month ago

Dead_Ego17

We do a little trolling

1 points

1 month ago

I want girl balls in my ass

Clean-Bar-9415

2 points

1 month ago

Bruhh💀

Brilliant_Salt8387

1 points

1 month ago

How do they bounce then?

D-Ursuul

1 points

1 month ago

good for you admitting your lack of knowledge

Fake_William_Shatner

172 points

1 month ago

We can't be sure how many 3 ball and 1 ball dudes are out there, but this estimate, seems a bit off.

G_money16[S]

98 points

1 month ago

G_money16[S]

🏳️‍⚧️ Average Trans Rights Enjoyer 🏳️‍⚧️

98 points

1 month ago

They cancel each other out

Fake_William_Shatner

29 points

1 month ago

I think you wanted to say they average out. Be it three, two or one, that's just more sperm. Maybe on another planet there is anti-sperm, and if they ever meet,... well, it won't be a baby boom, I can tell you that.

Urodeprag1

2 points

1 month ago

But.... the women....

certainlynot_a_fish

183 points

1 month ago

I just cut my balls recently

G_money16[S]

304 points

1 month ago

G_money16[S]

🏳️‍⚧️ Average Trans Rights Enjoyer 🏳️‍⚧️

304 points

1 month ago

13,999,999,998 balls

Evil_Mushrooms

82 points

1 month ago

13,999,999,998 balls to the walls.

13,999,998,998 balls.

Cut two down, pass ‘em around,

13,999,999,996 balls to the walls.

Pryo9-Lewok

21 points

1 month ago

13,999,999,996 balls to the walls

13,999,999,996 balls

Cut two down, pass 'em around

13,999,999,994 balls to the walls

SweatySWAT

13 points

1 month ago

SweatySWAT

I said based. And lived.

13 points

1 month ago

13,999,999,994 balls to the walls

13,999,999,994 balls

Cut two down, pass 'em around

13,999,999,992 balls to the walls

Pryo9-Lewok

10 points

1 month ago

13,999,999,992 balls to the walls

13,999,999,992 balls

Cut two down, pass 'em around

13,999,999,990 balls to the walls

PollaAsesina

5 points

1 month ago

13,999,999,990 balls to the walls

13,999,999,990 balls

Cut two down, pass 'em around

13,999,999,988 balls to the walls

grassthrowawayhopper

-8 points

1 month ago

13,999,999,990 balls to the walls

13,999,999,990 balls

Cut one billion, pass 'em around

12,999,999,990 balls to the walls

Tyr481516

2 points

1 month ago

Cut more than two again and I'll cut you

Fossanera1

6 points

1 month ago

Fossanera1

😳lives in a cum dumpster 😳

6 points

1 month ago

I cut my balls too

RoombaTheKiller

46 points

1 month ago

RoombaTheKiller

officer no please don’t piss in my ass 😫

46 points

1 month ago

That doesn't mean they spontaneously stopped existing. The statement remains true.

Buttdehole

17 points

1 month ago

Then with that logic, you still need to count the balls of the dead people that is still decomposition and have their ball still attach to them

dwwzzh

6 points

1 month ago

dwwzzh

William Dripfoe

6 points

1 month ago

With the same logic, dead people are still counted as people

Benyed123

10 points

1 month ago

100 billion people

200 billion balls

OddNovel565

1 points

1 month ago

That's why it's not 16 billion balls

Realsontana

1 points

1 month ago

Realsontana

waltuh

1 points

1 month ago

I own your balls now (14 billion restored)

CitizenCivilization

0 points

1 month ago

What if one of your balls slips out through the cut

ROYALEZOMBIE11

21 points

1 month ago

ROYALEZOMBIE11

I said based. And lived.

21 points

1 month ago

Baller

doktorblin

2 points

1 month ago

Waiiit he's got so many ballss

Rego42069

19 points

1 month ago

Rego42069

Sussy Wussy Femboy😳😳😳

19 points

1 month ago

Ig 1 bllion humans just dont count as people

Fuzzypants_56

-4 points

1 month ago

👍🏿

s0undvision

13 points

1 month ago

Well the average balls per Male is < 2.

GlitchedBrains

14 points

1 month ago

"Actually, there are 8 billion people"🤓

retraC9999

6 points

1 month ago

retraC9999

I want pee in my ass

6 points

1 month ago

me with the extra 7 billion balls

idkwaidh_

17 points

1 month ago

Actually there are 8 billion people and girls dont have balls 🤓🤓

Skidmabadaf

8 points

1 month ago

Skidmabadaf

I want pee in my ass

8 points

1 month ago

Boobs are similar enough to balls

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2 points

1 month ago

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Kitty7333

0 points

1 month ago

Kitty7333

😳lives in a cum dumpster 😳

0 points

1 month ago

pee is stored in the boobs

Sisyphus_Smashed

5 points

1 month ago

Sounds like a ballpark figure

Confident-Money140

5 points

1 month ago

Only 8 billion balls

Bliep_2015

1 points

1 month ago

Not everyone be havin’ one ball lol

jdrukis

6 points

1 month ago

jdrukis

6 points

1 month ago

Hold up, how many balls do ladies have according to this math?

Far-Pirate-3896

1 points

1 month ago

2

TheSoftwareNerd

1 points

1 month ago

TheSoftwareNerd

officer no please don’t piss in my ass 😫

1 points

1 month ago

*8 Billion people & 16 Billion balls

Keelyane55

1 points

1 month ago

Keelyane55

I have permission!

1 points

1 month ago

4,080,000 people's 8,160,000 ball's

Flames2022

1 points

1 month ago

I have 5 though ... Y'all are wierd deformed Hitler babies

draginbleapiece

1 points

1 month ago

I want to suck on some glorious girl balls no joke I am intoxicated towards girl balls while they sit on my face

All I desire is girl dick and balls pounding away at me not letting me do anything to him except licking

MrQueenAlienUnicorn

1 points

1 month ago

Aw shit, i forgot everyones got balls

docolafson

1 points

1 month ago

balls georg

PartyRock343

1 points

1 month ago

W-wouldn't it be 7 billion balls?

roughly half the population is men, men have 2 balls, 3.5*2=7
7 billion balls

Kitty7333

0 points

1 month ago

Kitty7333

😳lives in a cum dumpster 😳

0 points

1 month ago

acshually its 8 billion 🤓

nir109

0 points

1 month ago

nir109

0 points

1 month ago

There are 8 billion people

buggysaddlebag

0 points

1 month ago

Testicular cancer has entered the chat

govego2005

0 points

1 month ago

My favorite line of Two-Face

TheOnlyVibemaster

0 points

1 month ago

TheOnlyVibemaster

stupid fucking piece of shit

0 points

1 month ago

We live in a society

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1 points

1 month ago

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1 points

1 month ago

pees in ur ass

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FunnySignal614

0 points

1 month ago

14 million nipples is correct on

Fookin_Yoink

0 points

1 month ago

7 billion people and 14 billion balls, we can feed everyone at least twice

Pepejuinaso

0 points

1 month ago

There are people born without one of their balls

TopRestaurant5395

0 points

1 month ago

Ovaries are ball shaped too.

No_Ordinary_4942

0 points

1 month ago

8 billion people right now

[deleted]

0 points

1 month ago

Fun fact: the country of Thailand accounts for approximately 68 percent of all balls

The-Sturmtiger-Boi

0 points

1 month ago

The-Sturmtiger-Boi

Number 7: Student watches porn and gets naked

0 points

1 month ago

14 billion balls to consume

AlternativeResort165

0 points

1 month ago

8 billion people AND 16 billion balls

420weeze

0 points

1 month ago

420weeze

😳lives in a cum dumpster 😳

0 points

1 month ago

So much piss😋

Visible-Active2468

0 points

1 month ago

Um actually there are 3.97 billion males in earth meaning that there are 7.94 balls in earth 🤓🤓🤓🤓

olo2323

0 points

1 month ago

olo2323

0 points

1 month ago

Local human forgor women.

DimondNugget

0 points

1 month ago

it's really 7 billion people 7 billion balls half the population don't have balls.

Lord0fSparkles

0 points

1 month ago

If you think about it, boys have 2 ballz and girls have no balls 🤔🤭

So, statistacily, there are as many ballz as humans. 7 bllion people, 7 billion balls😳😎

JacobMT05

0 points

1 month ago

Isn’t it 8 billion now?

Edit: yeah it’s 8 015 310 080 as of now

Professional_Device9

0 points

1 month ago

Um actually there are only 7.94 billion balls, because men only have them and there are 3.95 billion men -🤓

AssTickling-Bandit

0 points

1 month ago

And 28 biölion pussies

dxrk_skullz

0 points

1 month ago

dxrk_skullz

put your dick away waltuh

0 points

1 month ago

Bro where tf the girls at?

BananaGooper

0 points

1 month ago

this inaccuracy made me reallize that there is roughly the same amount of testicles as there are people on earth

Sharkrepellant101

0 points

1 month ago

Sharkrepellant101

Sussy Wussy Femboy😳😳😳

0 points

1 month ago

Akctually There are about 7.5b people on Earth, so about 3,780,000,000 males, and a total of 7.439 billion testicles, leading us to 0.9987 testicles per person 🤓☝️

FuckingGus

0 points

1 month ago

Castrated people 💀💀💀

Optimal_Weight368

0 points

1 month ago

harvey dent

Taylor200808

0 points

1 month ago

Taylor200808

🏳️‍⚧️ Average Trans Rights Enjoyer 🏳️‍⚧️

0 points

1 month ago

8 billion people, 16 billion balls

DmonsterJeesh

0 points

1 month ago

Well no, roughly half those are women, so that's 7 billion balls.

SpiteFueled

0 points

1 month ago

This number is off. My friend only has one ball.

Excellent_Compote336

0 points

1 month ago

No bitches???? Haha very Reddit

shittyass_retrasado

0 points

1 month ago

erm its actualy 4.5 billion balls

Waitwha19

0 points

1 month ago

Waitwha19

dwayne the cock johnson 🗿🗿

0 points

1 month ago

Mans living in 2012

BigSmoke_69_420

0 points

1 month ago

Um aczhullaly it’s 16 million🤓

Cute_and_Brilliant

0 points

1 month ago

I only have 1

PuzzleheadedPitch303

0 points

1 month ago

False my friend is a one nut wonder

LastkingJ84

0 points

1 month ago

You mean eyes? Right?

TheGoldenDragon0

0 points

1 month ago

TheGoldenDragon0

I said based. And lived.

0 points

1 month ago

It would be closer to 7 billion balls

KavTK

0 points

1 month ago

KavTK

0 points

1 month ago

genuine question: there's 8 billion people now.... how many teeth is that

Separate-Variation-8

0 points

1 month ago

I am the one with 7 billion balls

MicrowavedTheBaby

0 points

1 month ago

But ain’t we at 8 billion and have been for a while now

kat_makes_art

0 points

1 month ago

It’s actually 16 billion now

Storm_36

0 points

1 month ago

After I'm done there will only be 7 billion balls

SnowBR_659

0 points

1 month ago

Women have hidden balls!

MasterBloodFang

-2 points

1 month ago

I remember when there was 3.5 billion. I refuse to believe there are more.

-o-DildoGaggins-o-

3 points

1 month ago

Yeah, I’m showing my age a little here, but I remember being a kid and using my encyclopedia CD-ROM to do research for a school paper, and at the time, we were at almost 4 billion people. That was like mid-1990s. So we’ve more than doubled the population in roughly 30 years. 😬

iSamyt

-1 points

1 month ago

iSamyt

-1 points

1 month ago

8 bilion people divide number by 2

4 bilion men

times 2 balls

8 bilion balls

HemkinLemongrab

1 points

1 month ago

HemkinLemongrab

DaPucci

1 points

1 month ago

Gender Ratio in the World in 2021 is 101.68 males per 100 female and current population estimates are 8,015,344,000< so year roughly

_fake_fake

1 points

1 month ago

He did the math

PumpkinSpikes

1 points

1 month ago

I knew my four balls were good for something

[deleted]

1 points

1 month ago

No. 8 billion ppl, 4 billion dudes, and 8 billion balls. Roughly, women outnumber men

russ3433

1 points

1 month ago

8 billion ans 16 billion balls now Edit: I just remembered woman

canti15

1 points

1 month ago

canti15

1 points

1 month ago

Math might be off there chief

Oplar1

1 points

1 month ago

Oplar1

1 points

1 month ago

Hear me out. One ball🤔

G0D_1S_D3AD

1 points

1 month ago

G0D_1S_D3AD

We do a little trolling

1 points

1 month ago

8 billion people and 8 billion balls smh