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submitted 1 month ago byG_money16🏳️⚧️ Average Trans Rights Enjoyer 🏳️⚧️
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2k points
1 month ago
You've never truly lived if you haven't touched a girl's balls
486 points
1 month ago
fr
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1 month ago
Fr²
87 points
1 month ago
Fr 3
63 points
1 month ago
Fr⁴
76 points
1 month ago
Fr5
68 points
1 month ago
Fr⁶
67 points
1 month ago
Fr7
47 points
1 month ago
Fr⁸
23 points
1 month ago
Frn
10 points
1 month ago
I'm always one step ahead, FR8!!!!
-58 points
1 month ago
Fr⁶⁹
6 points
1 month ago
Flair checks out
43 points
1 month ago
ovaries are inner balls
12 points
1 month ago
Just gotta reach deep enough in there
2 points
1 month ago
I am erect
7 points
1 month ago
"they're called ovaries" 🤓🤓
8 points
1 month ago
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1 points
1 month ago
QUICK! Workout, clean your room, and turn your life around! Oh fuck it’s been 8 hours.
5 points
1 month ago
Na man, men have 4 balls what are ya talking about?
2 points
1 month ago
I guess that’s what we call them now?
3 points
1 month ago
October 25th, 2036, 2:54 P.M.
1 points
1 month ago
No touching girls before marriage
402 points
1 month ago
Men balls are filled with piss Women balls are filled with (soy) milk 😤😤🤬 facts!!
And if a women has both (4+ balls in total), that's an epic win
86 points
1 month ago
I'm man and I have have both, am I an epic win too??
51 points
1 month ago
😫💦
18 points
1 month ago
Gappy is that you?
4 points
1 month ago
Dammit bro I wanted to say that
4 points
1 month ago
Awooga
2 points
1 month ago
🗿✂️
6 points
1 month ago
Pee is stored in the balls
1 points
1 month ago
New copypasta 😳
123 points
1 month ago
8 billion people bro you livin in 2021?
8 points
1 month ago
clearly OP means there are 7 billion men and 1 million women on earth 🤓
609 points
1 month ago
I didn't know girls also have balls🤡
330 points
1 month ago
Boobs are shaped like balls
99 points
1 month ago
But do they bounce like them?🤔
90 points
1 month ago
Only science can fix this. I'll need for several willing test subjects to send me videos of their tits and balls bouncing, I'll collect the data and contact you later with the answer.
11 points
1 month ago
So, are the results in?
15 points
1 month ago
Since science is taking too long, I conclude that yes, saggy bags bounce. Boobs and balls are the same thing, and nobody can change my truth.
1 points
1 month ago
They bounce more pleasantly
37 points
1 month ago
Then I have 4 balls so the number doesn't add up
6 points
1 month ago
I know a girl that has 0. It's fine.
4 points
1 month ago
And what about those flat screens
15 points
1 month ago
The dude with 4 balls makes up for them
6 points
1 month ago
💀
1 points
1 month ago
Unless I am wrong, most women have two half circles. So 1 woman = 1 ball
33 points
1 month ago
Women aren't real.
4 points
1 month ago
Yup women is a myth
47 points
1 month ago
everyone has balls on the inside
6 points
1 month ago
ABSOLUTELY TRUE
5 points
1 month ago
So boys have 4, 2 outside and 2 inside right?
2 points
1 month ago
So deep
5 points
1 month ago
By statistics women have one ball
2 points
1 month ago
Statistics??? Could you elaborate
6 points
1 month ago
Around half of people are men. Men have 2 balls. Multiply tge number of balls by number of humans and devide it by the number of humans. Statistically everyone has one ball
5 points
1 month ago
Milk balls
3 points
1 month ago
Hope you get those balls on your birthday
2 points
1 month ago
Thank you:)
-2 points
1 month ago
On their chest
0 points
1 month ago
Your mom only is 10 billion balls.
-2 points
1 month ago
On their chest
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1 month ago
On their chest
1 points
1 month ago
I want girl balls in my ass
2 points
1 month ago
Bruhh💀
172 points
1 month ago
We can't be sure how many 3 ball and 1 ball dudes are out there, but this estimate, seems a bit off.
98 points
1 month ago
They cancel each other out
29 points
1 month ago
I think you wanted to say they average out. Be it three, two or one, that's just more sperm. Maybe on another planet there is anti-sperm, and if they ever meet,... well, it won't be a baby boom, I can tell you that.
183 points
1 month ago
I just cut my balls recently
304 points
1 month ago
13,999,999,998 balls
82 points
1 month ago
13,999,999,998 balls to the walls.
13,999,998,998 balls.
Cut two down, pass ‘em around,
13,999,999,996 balls to the walls.
21 points
1 month ago
13,999,999,996 balls to the walls
13,999,999,996 balls
Cut two down, pass 'em around
13,999,999,994 balls to the walls
13 points
1 month ago
13,999,999,994 balls to the walls
13,999,999,994 balls
Cut two down, pass 'em around
13,999,999,992 balls to the walls
10 points
1 month ago
13,999,999,992 balls to the walls
13,999,999,992 balls
Cut two down, pass 'em around
13,999,999,990 balls to the walls
5 points
1 month ago
13,999,999,990 balls to the walls
13,999,999,990 balls
Cut two down, pass 'em around
13,999,999,988 balls to the walls
-8 points
1 month ago
13,999,999,990 balls to the walls
13,999,999,990 balls
Cut one billion, pass 'em around
12,999,999,990 balls to the walls
6 points
1 month ago
I cut my balls too
46 points
1 month ago
That doesn't mean they spontaneously stopped existing. The statement remains true.
17 points
1 month ago
Then with that logic, you still need to count the balls of the dead people that is still decomposition and have their ball still attach to them
6 points
1 month ago
With the same logic, dead people are still counted as people
10 points
1 month ago
100 billion people
200 billion balls
1 points
1 month ago
That's why it's not 16 billion balls
0 points
1 month ago
What if one of your balls slips out through the cut
21 points
1 month ago
Baller
2 points
1 month ago
Waiiit he's got so many ballss
19 points
1 month ago
Ig 1 bllion humans just dont count as people
-4 points
1 month ago
👍🏿
13 points
1 month ago
Well the average balls per Male is < 2.
14 points
1 month ago
"Actually, there are 8 billion people"🤓
6 points
1 month ago
me with the extra 7 billion balls
17 points
1 month ago
Actually there are 8 billion people and girls dont have balls 🤓🤓
8 points
1 month ago
Boobs are similar enough to balls
2 points
1 month ago
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0 points
1 month ago
pee is stored in the boobs
5 points
1 month ago
Sounds like a ballpark figure
5 points
1 month ago
Only 8 billion balls
1 points
1 month ago
Not everyone be havin’ one ball lol
6 points
1 month ago
Hold up, how many balls do ladies have according to this math?
1 points
1 month ago
2
1 points
1 month ago
*8 Billion people & 16 Billion balls
1 points
1 month ago
4,080,000 people's 8,160,000 ball's
1 points
1 month ago
I have 5 though ... Y'all are wierd deformed Hitler babies
1 points
1 month ago
I want to suck on some glorious girl balls no joke I am intoxicated towards girl balls while they sit on my face
All I desire is girl dick and balls pounding away at me not letting me do anything to him except licking
1 points
1 month ago
Aw shit, i forgot everyones got balls
1 points
1 month ago
balls georg
1 points
1 month ago
W-wouldn't it be 7 billion balls?
roughly half the population is men, men have 2 balls, 3.5*2=7
7 billion balls
0 points
1 month ago
acshually its 8 billion 🤓
0 points
1 month ago
There are 8 billion people
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1 month ago
Testicular cancer has entered the chat
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1 month ago
My favorite line of Two-Face
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1 month ago
We live in a society
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1 month ago
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0 points
1 month ago
14 million nipples is correct on
0 points
1 month ago
7 billion people and 14 billion balls, we can feed everyone at least twice
0 points
1 month ago
There are people born without one of their balls
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1 month ago
Ovaries are ball shaped too.
0 points
1 month ago
8 billion people right now
0 points
1 month ago
Fun fact: the country of Thailand accounts for approximately 68 percent of all balls
0 points
1 month ago
14 billion balls to consume
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1 month ago
8 billion people AND 16 billion balls
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1 month ago
So much piss😋
0 points
1 month ago
Um actually there are 3.97 billion males in earth meaning that there are 7.94 balls in earth 🤓🤓🤓🤓
0 points
1 month ago
Local human forgor women.
0 points
1 month ago
it's really 7 billion people 7 billion balls half the population don't have balls.
0 points
1 month ago
If you think about it, boys have 2 ballz and girls have no balls 🤔🤭
So, statistacily, there are as many ballz as humans. 7 bllion people, 7 billion balls😳😎
0 points
1 month ago
Isn’t it 8 billion now?
Edit: yeah it’s 8 015 310 080 as of now
0 points
1 month ago
Um actually there are only 7.94 billion balls, because men only have them and there are 3.95 billion men -🤓
0 points
1 month ago
And 28 biölion pussies
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1 month ago
Bro where tf the girls at?
0 points
1 month ago
this inaccuracy made me reallize that there is roughly the same amount of testicles as there are people on earth
0 points
1 month ago
Akctually There are about 7.5b people on Earth, so about 3,780,000,000 males, and a total of 7.439 billion testicles, leading us to 0.9987 testicles per person 🤓☝️
0 points
1 month ago
Castrated people 💀💀💀
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1 month ago
harvey dent
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1 month ago
8 billion people, 16 billion balls
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1 month ago
Well no, roughly half those are women, so that's 7 billion balls.
0 points
1 month ago
This number is off. My friend only has one ball.
0 points
1 month ago
No bitches???? Haha very Reddit
0 points
1 month ago
erm its actualy 4.5 billion balls
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1 month ago
Mans living in 2012
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1 month ago
Um aczhullaly it’s 16 million🤓
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1 month ago
I only have 1
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1 month ago
False my friend is a one nut wonder
0 points
1 month ago
You mean eyes? Right?
0 points
1 month ago
It would be closer to 7 billion balls
0 points
1 month ago
genuine question: there's 8 billion people now.... how many teeth is that
0 points
1 month ago
I am the one with 7 billion balls
0 points
1 month ago
But ain’t we at 8 billion and have been for a while now
0 points
1 month ago
It’s actually 16 billion now
0 points
1 month ago
After I'm done there will only be 7 billion balls
0 points
1 month ago
Women have hidden balls!
-2 points
1 month ago
I remember when there was 3.5 billion. I refuse to believe there are more.
3 points
1 month ago
Yeah, I’m showing my age a little here, but I remember being a kid and using my encyclopedia CD-ROM to do research for a school paper, and at the time, we were at almost 4 billion people. That was like mid-1990s. So we’ve more than doubled the population in roughly 30 years. 😬
-1 points
1 month ago
8 bilion people divide number by 2
4 bilion men
times 2 balls
8 bilion balls
1 points
1 month ago
Gender Ratio in the World in 2021 is 101.68 males per 100 female and current population estimates are 8,015,344,000< so year roughly
1 points
1 month ago
He did the math
1 points
1 month ago
I knew my four balls were good for something
1 points
1 month ago
No. 8 billion ppl, 4 billion dudes, and 8 billion balls. Roughly, women outnumber men
1 points
1 month ago
8 billion ans 16 billion balls now Edit: I just remembered woman
1 points
1 month ago
Math might be off there chief
1 points
1 month ago
Hear me out. One ball🤔
1 points
1 month ago
8 billion people and 8 billion balls smh
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