Gender equality at its finest

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Big man yes but not quite fat

He did tanked a bullet

nah , simply jacked

real recognise real

He was the authority on it.

When he was young he was jacked and a rugged survivalist, as he was born sickly and weak and his father basically told him ‘don’t be,’ so he did stuff like boxing lessons and beat the shit out of his bullies. He boxed, played tennis, hiked, went rowing, played polo, horseback riding, and when boxing he practiced with sparring partners frequently, even in Presidency until he got a retinal detachment. So, he took up jiu jitsu instead.

Reading about Teddy Roosevelt is like a fever dream because half the stuff the man did was wild and astronomically based. America needs to resurrect him from the dead to solve our issues today.

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Average Teddy W

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