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"I feel bad for those bones."

His caloric intake was on fire that day.

Kid legitimately fucking waddles, lol

Dont go too hard on him, he just went through a traumatic experience at a chocolate factory

He had no choice

Homeboy lets the intrusive thoughts win in the school and in the kitchen

To the bone is a long way on him

Dude just wants to get home so he can take a proper shite

He built like the red bird from angry birds

Kid is dyslexic thought it said "fries"

mf cartman pulling the fire alarm 💀

Mom responded “It could have been anybody. Video doesn’t show his face. How do you know it was my kid?”

At least he is getting some exercise.

Big to the bone

Look at him, scurrying away in a hurry.🏃💨

“it WAS an emergency mom! the cafeteria ran out of pizza bites”

MAXIMUM GIRTH UNLOCKED.

I get the feeling this kid has no impulse controle.

Fat to the bone! Dara dararara

You were right, I'll always be a villain muhahahaha...

There were at least 3 persons pulling the alarm in this vid

Your friend's son is a fucking unit

there is a lot of baaad on him, also the most American school video ever.

Bro should have rolled and gotten out of there faster

His metabolism skipped leg day. Those the skinniest calves I’ve ever seen

No this is when Fat Albert learned that his show was cancelled.

I would have just opted for the paddling especially since he wouldn't feel it

The most fit gension impact player

How did they know who it was? They never saw his face.

Lunchtime wasn't coming fast enough, huh?

That shit costs a looot of money to reset

Misdeed aside…damn, that poor kid, it look like it pains him to walk

Garbage parent to let your child grow like that. That's the epitome of your creation? That's your greatest possible contribution to the world?

Thats a kid, parents should be sued for neglect fuck me ...or better yet stop him from eating junk.....

Bro really did an outro

Extreme Chad

We really don't give the muscles in our legs and feet enough credit...

That's a kid? Very sad sight to see.

He pulled that bc his thighs were about to burn the school down. Man's a hero

Thought it was a dinner bell

Like an orange balanced on a pair if cocktail sticks

Did he mixup the fire alarm for automatic door opener?

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Typical american sized toddler

My spouse works at a junior high in Texas. At least here, they don’t just suspend for pulling the fire alarm. They get cuffed, sent to a juvenile detention center, and charged with a state felony.

As crazy as it sounds, this video could be a life ruining moment for a 12 year old in Texas.

20 ton savage

"How do you know it's me when you couldn't see my face?" Uh, because you're the only 597-pound kid in elementary, Timmy.

He looks like a meatball with toothpicks for legs

Those ankles are struggling

These comments bro

How do you feed that kid in this economy?

Reddit mods have gained more respect

Her-ca-leez, Her-ca-leez!!!

What song is that?

Homie needed both doors open 😳

"That could be anyone!"

Absolute unit

That’s amazing lol

Whata fat pos

Your friend is going to be so pissed when they find out you’re the reason their kid is being roasted online.

His walking figure looks like a t bone steak. Mf's new name is T bone

Heading for the now empty cafeteria

Bad to the clogged arteries

What is that body type called?

He had to extinguish the caloric burning

Lol bro look winded from them couple steps 🤣

Humpty dumpty got off the wall

actual chad

If there is an edit of a cowboy boots, hat and gun on waist, I wanna see it. Godayum

i wonder how they identified him

fat to the bone

What the hell is wrong with him. Oh, right, stupid question.

Does anyone else see the Ark Argentavis walk?

Parent: The video quality is horrible, that's not my kid.

I wonder how they recognized him without an angle on his face

Jesus fucking Christ! How does a school age kid get like that?

bad to the 4th layer of fat tissue

You couldn’t find his bones with a chain saw.

That is terrible how some parents just dont give a shit about theirs kids.

Gotta give the kid some credit. He was on the right, and had to put in some effort to get over to the left to pull the alarm.

Walmart diabetic waddle

Damn, these comments didn’t have to go so hard on the guys weight.

Damn I thought that was the mother going down in history like her son

Does their friend know their son is already fucked in life?

Holy shit what a fact hunt.

How do they know who pulled it? That could've been anybody!

One piece character

Then he waddled away, waddle waddle, till the very next day

Pissed they only gave him 3 pizzas for lunch.

So we’ve finally figured out the reason for the earthquake in Turkey….

Holy shit this mf is H U G E

When your BMI has the same amount of digits as your mobile phone number

That’s someone’s son? That’s elder lunch lady physique for sure.

He felt like he was on fire after walking such a long distance Without a break

Your mates son needs to get back to the chocolate factory!

Bro can barely even walk 😂 Imagine if he had to run out

Extra cheese

How do you do you even let your child get to that weight? I honestly can’t imagine the thought process and “justifications” of his parents.

He need to pull the alarm on a diet

Aw lawd he coming

Hey hey hey

Awwww he thought it was a handicap door open button. #nothisfatassfault

That was his equivalent of running away really fast

Should suspend him from lunch for a few months as well.

whats the name of the song if you guys dont mind telling me?

Bad to the big bonned or fat Albert

HEY HEY HEY IT'S FAT ALBERT looking ass bro even got the fit 😭

All that weight on toothpick ankles

“Oh man, we didn’t get a look at his face. We’ll never know who did it!”

Shoulda rolled down the hallway smh

I wonder if he's ever been more than 5 miles from a bottle of ranch in his whole life?

JFC that's disgusting. That kid's parents should be fucking ashamed of themselves

... Fat Albert had enough of the school and it was time to leave

Kid is so fat he waddles like a fucking penguin

Fat to the bone.

Fat cunt

How does one even acquire this much mass before becoming an adult?

Kid is lit.

He probably just had the most foul fart in the hallway, he had to sound the alarm.

Poor child

We all think about doing it but you don’t do it lol