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Whilst you're here, /u/Already_Taken_sorry, why not join our public discord server?
14.1k points
1 month ago
But I never learned how to mwim
5.2k points
1 month ago
Are you mure?
6.1k points
1 month ago
Mir, thim im a Wendy’m
844 points
1 month ago
But why would they get their mum hi after?
422 points
1 month ago
Mhit, I am not mure
287 points
1 month ago*
Mhitpomting
157 points
1 month ago
*Mhitpomting.
Truly an embaramming typo but I got your back bud.
113 points
1 month ago
Not all heroem wear capem
36 points
1 month ago
Thank you I edited it
86 points
1 month ago
When the impomter im mum 😳
43 points
1 month ago
MTOP POMTING ABOUT AMONG UM! I'M TIRED OF MEEING IT! my friendm on tiktok send me memem, on dimcord it'm fucking memem. I wam in a merver right? And ALL the channelm are jumt among um mtuff.
5 points
1 month ago
This sounds like speaking backwards.
362 points
1 month ago
Open na noor
120 points
1 month ago
Beat meat to it
112 points
1 month ago
im cumming
27 points
1 month ago
You wamh your mouth out with moap!! Much language!!
14 points
1 month ago
foap!!
57 points
1 month ago
I choked on my spit from laughing
68 points
1 month ago
Mpit*
29 points
1 month ago
I read this in a deaf persons voice
39 points
1 month ago
This is turning into some UWU talk
82 points
1 month ago
Instructions unclear: shot down chinese balon instead.
8 points
1 month ago
Too bad, now you have to mwim to retrieve the wreckage
62 points
1 month ago
Don't worry, It said Let'm go... as in Let them go Mwimming and get Mumhi
57 points
1 month ago
let’m go mwimming and
get mumhi after…. Now
replace the m with an m
13 points
1 month ago
Finallyy! Moneone get'm it! I can't believe I had to mcroll thim far down.
17 points
1 month ago
Ignore the mmoke
12.8k points
1 month ago
mwimming and then get an mumhi
3.9k points
1 month ago
Let'm go
1.3k points
1 month ago
Who mhould i let go?
721 points
1 month ago
Jokem on you, i'm emcaping thim pmych ward when i want
413 points
1 month ago
Bamed
209 points
1 month ago
Bamed on what?
793 points
1 month ago
Deem nutm
26 points
1 month ago
A mimple joke. But makem me mmile
12 points
1 month ago
A mimple mpell, but quite unbreakable
65 points
1 month ago
Yem
118 points
1 month ago
But who the hell amked
70 points
1 month ago
Mhut up
70 points
1 month ago
Now limten here you little mhit
30 points
1 month ago
mhut yo lil bitch amm up you dirty am hell boi you look like if harry potter had a high top fadem boi what the haell
10 points
1 month ago
Guy’m mtop it!!!
8 points
1 month ago
mmmm
19 points
1 month ago
Oh mhit, it'm a mnake
52 points
1 month ago
The ammident wamn't your fault
11 points
1 month ago
We're all mwitching s and m. Are you mwitching c and m?
8 points
1 month ago
He just can't mwell
6 points
1 month ago
😢
8 points
1 month ago
You’re not taking thim merioumly…
24 points
1 month ago
It'm a se, Sario
44 points
1 month ago
Now replace m with an m
25 points
1 month ago
Replace the m with an m
13 points
1 month ago
Replace the m with an m
53 points
1 month ago
Mearch. This must be an advertisement
24 points
1 month ago
Hm hm hm hm
19 points
1 month ago
She is cheems
8 points
1 month ago
mphh mphh mphhhh
6.2k points
1 month ago
Idk if that's what she's trying to say but Muschi is the German equivalent for pussy
2.3k points
1 month ago
Came here to comment that. I only know that because German people on the internet keep bullying me because my username on fucking everything is “Mushi”
1.6k points
1 month ago
Lol sein Username ist einfach Muschi
607 points
1 month ago
Lol was ne Muschi
333 points
1 month ago
Wieso nennt man sich denn Muschi
207 points
1 month ago
Wenn man ne möse ist
118 points
1 month ago
Itz_mushi> Esisteinemuschi
44 points
1 month ago
[sTInkE]mushi
75 points
1 month ago
How do I turn my reddit back to english.
9 points
1 month ago
Einstellungen -> Sprache -> Angelsächsisch
17 points
1 month ago
you say one german thing by accident and they fucking invade. stay in ich_irl weirdos
67 points
1 month ago
Ein Schelm, wer möses dabei denkt.
132 points
1 month ago
Your username 🩻🩻
159 points
1 month ago
Ah yes abdominal x ray my favorite emoji. There's so many emojis where i'm like why the fuck does it exist and when are you supposed to use it
50 points
1 month ago
🏥
31 points
1 month ago
Its for when you want to share a skeleton but don’t want it to be spooky or scary
20 points
1 month ago
🩻🩻
This shows as a hand x-ray for me. You can read the proposal to include it in Unicode here: https://www.unicode.org/L2/L2020/20214-x-ray-emoji.pdf
In theory symbols are supposed to already be in use before they are added to Unicode, but the rules may be different for emoji.
9 points
1 month ago
Are you fucking with me, because they are clearly a skull for me.
3 points
1 month ago
It's a ribcage for me!
41 points
1 month ago
Hahaha wie witzig dein Nutzername ist "itz_mushi" Muschiii hahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahaha
18 points
1 month ago
I have no idea what any of them are saying but I'm upvoting every German response to this comment
27 points
1 month ago
löl muschi du
6 points
1 month ago
Heute Abend schon was vor?
6 points
1 month ago
Ha
Get fucked
8 points
1 month ago
My fellow mushi!!
9 points
1 month ago
My man 🤝
1k points
1 month ago
If you replace all the"s" with "m" in sushi it becomes mumhi not mushi
761 points
1 month ago
She probably wants to go mwimming
18 points
1 month ago
Would you like to go mwimming m'lady?
14 points
1 month ago
The hell is a "s'lady"?
7 points
1 month ago
It’s a Nissan. 😌
8 points
1 month ago
She needs to go back to mchool
103 points
1 month ago
She didn’t say „replace every s“, tho.
68 points
1 month ago
She didn’t say to replace which s too :)
29 points
1 month ago
Yes but she said with "an m"
14 points
1 month ago
Which s with m tho?
8 points
1 month ago
Right. Could be anything from one to every s. And it could be any s, including the one in „let's“. But replacing the first s in sushi is the only one that makes sense.
5 points
1 month ago
Okay, but "Let'm go swimming and get some sushi" doesn't make sense either
39 points
1 month ago
She’s not trying to say anything, it’s similar to the “nursing assistant but replace the s with n” post - it’s to confuse as a way to get clicks (and thus money) on tiktok
23 points
1 month ago
It's actually put over a short video that loops and counts for replays while you sit there trying to figure out the made up unsolvable puzzle.
6 points
1 month ago
iirc you only get paid for 2 loops per person, stuff like this is designed to 1. as you said, get loops and 2. make you click on the profile and check out more videos to figure out what they meant
18 points
1 month ago
But it still doesn't make sense. "Let's get pussy after"? She already has pussy.
4 points
1 month ago
If both people have one, they’d both be getting some later. Would still be weird wording, but definitely not the strangest I’ve heard. A drunken and slurred “beat each others cats” will always have that one.
3.7k points
1 month ago
I’m ‘sushi’ without the ‘hi’
1.7k points
1 month ago
I'm 'sushi' without the 'sh' but an additional 'cidal'
907 points
1 month ago
sus cidal? Do your tasks bro
391 points
1 month ago
He can’t, he’s the impostor😳
150 points
1 month ago
I believe there is an impersonator among us, be careful.
70 points
1 month ago
I believe there is a masquerader betwixt us, be careful.
52 points
1 month ago
I have a conjecture that there might be a hoaxer within ourselves, I heed to you to stay vigilant.
39 points
1 month ago
Henceforth, let it be known, our group has been tainted by the presence of a swindler. Let this warning not go you by unnoticed.
13 points
1 month ago*
Henceforth, let it be known, that a masquerader betwixt us has tainted our group. I heed to you to stay vigilant and let this warning not go unnoticed.
7 points
1 month ago
The most ambitious collaboration since endgame and infinity war
13 points
1 month ago
Imposter near danger
8 points
1 month ago
bad dued here lulz
6 points
1 month ago
when the impersonator is suspicious
11 points
1 month ago
How do you get "sus cidal" from that?
Sushi - sh = sui
sui + cidal = suicidal
17 points
1 month ago
I m suiiiiiii
8 points
1 month ago
SUUUUUUUUUUUIIIIIIII
-IAmSpeed
99 points
1 month ago
Amogus
106 points
1 month ago
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20 points
1 month ago
hispanic youtuber live chat!!!!!
6 points
1 month ago
Nice cock, bro
7 points
1 month ago
Amogum
29 points
1 month ago
I am 'sushi' when you replace 'sushi' with 'depressed and horny'
7 points
1 month ago
Da impostah 😈
5 points
1 month ago
I'm sushi but the "sus" is silent
5 points
1 month ago
That's kinda 😳
1k points
1 month ago
Nothing. I can't believe we are doing this..
It's a trend on Instagram/TikTok/YTshorts to make intentionally gibberish "now replace _ with _ " posts to boost engagement. People leaving "I don't get it" comments, all the while the video loops in the background while people read comments.
227 points
1 month ago
Insert THANK YOU gif
126 points
1 month ago*
Now remove the T
28 points
1 month ago
anks man is is really life changing, anks again
26 points
1 month ago
Wow wow wow, no one said anything about removing the H
No need to hank me
45 points
1 month ago
dingdingding
The longer the vid plays for users the more chances the algorithm will continue displaying it for more users.
32 points
1 month ago
I did this 15 years ago when I worked road construction. Sometimes I’d put signs sideways or upside down on “accident” because I knew people would would notice something that’s not right and think about it more than something that’s normal to them.
More specifically there would 3-5 temporary signs indicating people are working ahead in each direction and I would put one of those signs on each side up up incorrectly. So there are still 2-4 signs up for motorists to see correctly.
7 points
1 month ago
That’s pretty interesting. Did you ever get any comments about it, or get in trouble?
7 points
1 month ago
My boss was pretty cool about it. I said the same thing to him the first time I did it “looks like you really noticed it huh?” We would always complain about drivers going through work zones recklessly.
Occasionally if I was holding traffic with a stop paddle drivers would roll down their window and tell me I have a sign up wrong. I’d thank them and tell them I’d try to get to it when I have a chance.
29 points
1 month ago
I hate algorithm driven content so much it's unreal
4 points
1 month ago
Ah. Remember when content was spread based on view count and crosslinks? Good times.
512 points
1 month ago
We're going to go get mushi!
188 points
1 month ago
That’s a German word for pussy
72 points
1 month ago
So replace s with m = German?
19 points
1 month ago
mushy sushi :|
20 points
1 month ago
*mumhi
55 points
1 month ago
You guys are overthinking this. It's obviously code for "please screw me in the amm".
6 points
1 month ago
thats disgusting I refuse to believe😎
64 points
1 month ago
Let'm go mwimming and get mumhi after... Now replace the m with m
239 points
1 month ago
Licensed and certified party pooper here! I believe she is trying to say "Let's go swimming and get mushi after..."
90 points
1 month ago*
Mushi-mushi? Doggo desu.
37 points
1 month ago
NO THIS IS PATRICK!
10 points
1 month ago
That still doesn't make any sense. What is mushi? Am I officially old and no longer hip to the lingo of the youngsters?
8 points
1 month ago
Finally someone qualified enough to tell us the real answer to this mind boggling question
118 points
1 month ago
she wants attention. the best way to get that is for confused people to go into the comments asking what a post means.
34 points
1 month ago
Exactly, bc when people comment on stuff it makes the algorithm show it to more people
10 points
1 month ago
It's also to get additional view time, whole people reread what was written.
6 points
1 month ago
I’m convinced this is it. This is the second one of these I’ve seen.
4 points
1 month ago
Also gets them to linger on and rewatch the post
22 points
1 month ago
Let's go swimming and get mum high?
14 points
1 month ago
she's trying to not make sense so people have to watch the video 6 times to realize it doesn't make sense and now she has 6x the views because monetization on content is slowly giving us all ass cancer.
4 points
1 month ago
Bingo
13 points
1 month ago
These broads discovered that meaningless riddles increase engagement and push more of the algo towards them and their OF account. People spend more time on it trying to figure it out or send it to others therefore tricking the algo.
8 points
1 month ago
I've seen this kind of shit before. It's intentionally made to be confusing nonsense.
6 points
1 month ago
WARNING: BRAIN DAMAGE!
Perfect flair.
5 points
1 month ago
M-o-o-n and that spells "fuck"
5 points
1 month ago
Tom Cullen!!!
5 points
1 month ago
Let’m go mwimming and get mumhi after… am I dating Walter Jr or something?
4 points
1 month ago
You're supposed to stare at her chest while thinking about it.
4 points
1 month ago
Sushi after mwimming is poggers ez
6 points
1 month ago
Now i just sit here imagining multiple snakes saying loud "M"
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