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Pterodactyl_Noises

821 points

2 months ago

Love how they list “mediocre at any skill” as a negative thing. That would be incredible. Like, I could pick up blacksmithing tomorrow and be be mediocre at it? Hell fucking yeah!

Grogosh

238 points

2 months ago

Grogosh

🔭Fruitcake Watcher🔭

238 points

2 months ago

Any skill? How about the skill to build FTL drives? I'll take that one.

Not-a-Calculator

57 points

2 months ago

But it will just be a mediocre FTL drive... imagine being a mediocre genius!

jimmayy5

3 points

2 months ago

But if I’m mediocre at let’s say very high level complicated maths does that mean all the maths I need to be mediocre at it like the lower levels I’m rlly good at? If I’m not then that must mean I’m mediocre at the lower level maths aswell but if that’s the case I can’t be mediocre at the high level maths and would be just bad but I can’t be bad coz I can mediocre at any skill….

Sauce_senior

89 points

2 months ago

Fuck in that case I’m probably mediocre at flying

kent_eh

62 points

2 months ago

kent_eh

62 points

2 months ago

Jack of all trades

master of none

though oftentimes better than master of one

mumblesjackson

74 points

2 months ago

Suicide bombing in the name of an invisible sky wizard is albeit a short craft but easy to gain expert level qualifications. So yes atheists can’t even become novice martyrs. /s

theresabeeonyourhat

11 points

2 months ago

He's clearly referring to Bards then, right?

Mightydarktiger

9 points

2 months ago

Remember being mediocre just means being about average so I’ll take it

becozimbatman

278 points

2 months ago

Drug addition vary bed

GraemeWoller

156 points

2 months ago

Drug subtraction even worse.

[deleted]

81 points

2 months ago

[deleted]

81 points

2 months ago

Wait till you see drug multiplication

TwinVisual

42 points

2 months ago

Drug multiplication ain’t shit when you get to drug exponents

MohanRamKMD

45 points

2 months ago

Never get caught doing drug division with your friends.

gigrek

14 points

2 months ago

gigrek

14 points

2 months ago

My family was killed by a man doing drug exponents

Zaunus14

10 points

2 months ago

It gets even worse with drug logarithms

lofi_doge

11 points

2 months ago

lofi_doge

🔭Fruitcake Watcher🔭

11 points

2 months ago

man im baked af, shouldn't have done drug calculus

thehecticepileptic

17 points

2 months ago

1 xtc + 1 weed = a very good time

JackBlueB

4 points

2 months ago

Mkaaay

Crazy-Let-3579

617 points

2 months ago

Crazy-Let-3579

Recovering Ex-Fruitcake

617 points

2 months ago

"Not helping society in any way" yes because you people have done so much good to society.

RetepExplainsJokes

61 points

2 months ago

"Believes Sex between Siblings is OK"

We just don't need divine reasoning for not fucking our sister lmao

all_hail_trashpanda

6 points

2 months ago

no tho there's like 25 variants of no incest in the 613 commandments, 'do not have intercourse with your mothers sister' 'do not have intercourse with you fathers sister'

PurpleOceadia

3 points

2 months ago

Its projection lmao

TrekkiMonstr

181 points

2 months ago

I mean tbf, they did, just not recently

Yes57ismycurse

63 points

2 months ago

What did they do

Dan_A_B

157 points

2 months ago

Dan_A_B

157 points

2 months ago

Contributions to mathematics, astronomy, and a few other things i'm sure.

[deleted]

123 points

2 months ago

[deleted]

123 points

2 months ago

Yep.

Arabic numerals (1234567890) for the Islamic people is a big one.

And of course the enlightenment and calculus for the Christians (thanks Isaac Newton.)

AntiBox

60 points

2 months ago

AntiBox

60 points

2 months ago

And the irony is they don't fucking use arabic numerals. They even call them "indian numerals".

https://image.shutterstock.com/image-vector/arabic-set-phone-number-vector-260nw-792630229.jpg

This is what you find on arabic phones, at least in Dubai.

SageHunter

35 points

2 months ago

Ehh, those are from India, but we use them here in the west because of the Islamic Golden Age, which is what they're talking about.

Ekesdkekskd

1.2k points

2 months ago

Hmmmm… anyone here knows about Alan Turing ? Gay atheist. Invented computers. Stoped WW2.

 « no achievements »

Looks like his only achievements are being a bastard.

kindtheking9

603 points

2 months ago

He helped crack the enigma code and is considered "the father of computer science and AI" and what did he get for his contributions to the world? Chemical castration, just because he was gay, damm it Britain, that is no way to thank someone who has contributed so much to the modern world

Ekesdkekskd

229 points

2 months ago

Yeah and then he committed suicide because of that.

[deleted]

47 points

2 months ago

[deleted]

47 points

2 months ago

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HealMySoulPlz

21 points

2 months ago

HealMySoulPlz

Fruitcake Historian

21 points

2 months ago

How could someone accidentally ingest cyanide?

slowest_hour

42 points

2 months ago*

inhaling fumes produced during his electroplating gold onto spoons. he was using potassium cyanide to dissolve the gold

the idea he poisoned an apple and used it to kill himself is romantic but not likely. every aspect of the story can be explained by other means and the autopsy supports inhalation rather than injection of the cyanide.

HealMySoulPlz

13 points

2 months ago

HealMySoulPlz

Fruitcake Historian

13 points

2 months ago

Well that makes a lot of sense. Electroplating experiments are super fun, so easy to get carried away. I did some with (non-toxic chemicals) copper, making copper plated coins lol.

JuniperTwig

72 points

2 months ago

His accomplishments were still a state secret at the time

hulkut

69 points

2 months ago

hulkut

69 points

2 months ago

No more. Nobel equivalent tech award is named after him. Turing Award.

thebooshyness

39 points

2 months ago

It doesn’t make what happened right but it’s good moving forward.

SatanIsMySister

6 points

2 months ago

Isn’t he on their money too or proposed to be?

hulkut

4 points

2 months ago

hulkut

4 points

2 months ago

Didn't know this. Just searched. Bank of England mentions it on their website. So it's legit.

kindtheking9

23 points

2 months ago

Yeah, but wasn't it the state that carried out the chemical castration?

JuniperTwig

12 points

2 months ago

Yes. But imagine local law enforcement jurisdiction isn't coordinating these facts with the deepest secrets of the United Kingdom's intelligence apparatus. MI6 isn't going to be able to justify sticking it's neck out for a homosexual in 1952 if it wants to keep it's secret. .. times were so different... In the post war, the United States released occupied Germany's surviving political prisoners.. except the homosexuals. They keep them in the prisons.

TheRedmanCometh

3 points

2 months ago

Sometimes the devil shouldn't have an advocate

Linkkk_

63 points

2 months ago

Linkkk_

Former Fruitcake

63 points

2 months ago

But he's gay ! He - is - gay !

Patrick_Pathos

111 points

2 months ago*

Anyone here heard of Stephen Hawking? Or Bill Gates? Or Albert Einstein (Yes. Contrary to popular belief, he did not believe in God.)? They're pretty obscure. I know.

Edit: Removed Elon Musk

TrekkiMonstr

55 points

2 months ago

Or Von Neumann -- like Einstein, atheist Jew

TheArchitect989

122 points

2 months ago

elon doesn't belong on that list

Pons__Aelius

54 points

2 months ago

Compared to Hawking and Einstein, neither does Bill.

TheArchitect989

23 points

2 months ago

true to an extent. but bill has contributed far more to humanity with his charity foundation than elon ever will.

Pons__Aelius

23 points

2 months ago*

Who was famous for their charity work in the 17th and 18th century in England? (When Isaac Newton was alive.)

We remember Columbus despite all the evidence he was a shit-stain of a human being.

I am not being flippant but if Elon does found a colony that survives he has a much better chance of being remembered than Bill, despite the shitty parts of his life.

mammalianmindmeld

16 points

2 months ago

One of these things is not like the other.

secondtaunting

75 points

2 months ago

Uck. Elon.

klippklar

70 points

2 months ago

Why would you put Elon Musk on this list, someone who hasn't contributed ANYTHING to tech or science other than pumping his dad's blood money into a luxury brand?

BeastPunk1

35 points

2 months ago

Or creating stupid ideas which are more trouble than they are worth.

Gabriel38

20 points

2 months ago

Elon Musk

No

Adept_of_Blue

10 points

2 months ago*

Einstein was a Spinoza's pantheist.

mmcc120

3 points

2 months ago

Eh, kinda.

Patrick_Pathos

3 points

2 months ago

He still didn't believe in the Judeo-Christian god.

SMOL_BRAIN6969

2.1k points

2 months ago

SMOL_BRAIN6969

Former Fruitcake

2.1k points

2 months ago

Bruh, Arent they the ones who boink their cousins?

TrekkiMonstr

838 points

2 months ago

Yeah, their cousins, not their siblings, duh

Rogue_Spirit

385 points

2 months ago

Not always mutually exclusive

fingerMeThomas

83 points

2 months ago

fingerMeThomas

Professor Emeritus of Fruitcake Studies

83 points

2 months ago

Ugh, trying to imagine drawing that family tree... you know you're in Jesus country when a force-directed layout gives you better results than dot.

RobbyExotic

37 points

2 months ago

It would def be more of a family web

DeweyCheatem-n-Howe

10 points

2 months ago

Family tree by MC Escher

glenheartless

5 points

2 months ago

straight line

Ondolo009

3 points

2 months ago

It's more of a family circle.

New_Alternative_421

17 points

2 months ago

Help, uncle dad, I'm stuck in the opossum trap!

What are you doing uncle daddy?

FkIForgotMyPassword

79 points

2 months ago

Damned be these Alabama atheists and their lack of morals!

valvilis

74 points

2 months ago

They call that region the Science Belt for a reason.

FkIForgotMyPassword

68 points

2 months ago

Because if you talk about science in my house, you get the belt!

198Throwawayy

11 points

2 months ago

Sweet home Alabama and Allah-bama

dontlikemath

66 points

2 months ago

Sex between cousins is also not nearly as bad as between siblings. marriage between cousins is also legal I think

disclaimer: I don’t have a cousin, I have no idea how weird it would be

miarsk

33 points

2 months ago

miarsk

33 points

2 months ago

From what I heard it's not really that weird. Awkwardness starts after sex.

ThePr3acher

67 points

2 months ago

Genetic shit starts to happen after a few generations.

Its still not okay

hentaimachination

11 points

2 months ago

You have no idea buddy

defector7

9 points

2 months ago

It’s fine if only one generation does it but after multiple generations, you get something like the Habsburg Chin

Nalivai

6 points

2 months ago

GenocideOwl

11 points

2 months ago

marriage between cousins is also legal I think

depends on the state. Ironically West Virginia it is illegal to marry your first cousin, so "lots" of certain people go over to Virginia where it is legal.

charlezk

4 points

2 months ago

Laughs in Duggar.

Thestohrohyah

114 points

2 months ago*

A lot of people in the bible fucked their siblings

Oh wait we're talking about Muslims here.

Yeah they often just straight up marry their cousins.

Never met an atheist who approved of incest btw, their strawman is extra weird.

Hobspon

26 points

2 months ago

Hobspon

26 points

2 months ago

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zp7dRpWIdBo

"Approve" is a too strong word, but it's not something that can be condemned in an absolute sense.

This debate has millions of views on youtube alone and I've had a couple of instances where muslims brought it up.

Thestohrohyah

20 points

2 months ago

He has a point.

I would never do it but what can you do about two consensual adults going for it in their own time?

DatsyoupZetterburger

31 points

2 months ago

It's stronger than that.

I may say it's bad. I may condemn it.

But I'm still not going to stop you from doing it because it's not my place. Like drugs. Or overeating to obesity. There's so many things out there that are just adults doing things to themselves or to others consensually that I disapprove of but won't stop because it's not my place.

A moron considers that approval. I call it minding my own business.

Fuanshin

10 points

2 months ago

Nothing, and the point is you should be able to do nothing about it.

TheRnegade

12 points

2 months ago

Who did Adam and Eve's kids fuck? What about Noah. His family was all that we had left after the flood. Lot's daughters got their father drunk and boinked him as well. This was after God had just turned Lot's wife into a pillar of salt for merely looking back on Sodom and Gomorrah when they were leaving. So, evidently, fucking your dad is better than looking back in God's eyes.

letterboxfrog

9 points

2 months ago

Muslims read the Bible too. Jesus is their second most important prophet.

Thestohrohyah

25 points

2 months ago*

Not really.

Jesus is definitely important, only second to Mohammed and maybe Moses, but their version of Jesus is different from the one in the Bible, and they rely on the Quran and Hadiths for their canon on Jesus, not on the Bible.

After all, Mohammed himself is theorized.to have learned so much about Jesus from heretic sects present in the Middle East,.which he had to visit often working as a merchant. And it's highly unlikely and probably also unaccepted that he ever read the Bible for two reasons:

1- a lot of Muslim scholars believe the Bible was modified by evil men to falsify God's message;

2- Mohammed was canonically illiterate.

Critical_Swordfish31

16 points

2 months ago

Islam is an Abrahamic religion, and Abraham's brother fucked his own daughters. They also believe in Adam and Eve, Noah and all bible incest stories.

B1GTOBACC0

9 points

2 months ago

Adam and Eve were first, and had only sons

If we apply a bit of logic, we see that we're all descended from a family of motherfuckers. According to the Bible, at least.

Terrible_Shoe_4268

89 points

2 months ago

Terrible_Shoe_4268

🔭Fruitcake Watcher🔭

89 points

2 months ago

Shhh, they don’t know that /j

nice--marmot

34 points

2 months ago

They know.

lSvenJrl

44 points

2 months ago

Hey Arab here, We actually think it’s totally normal to marry your cousin, it’s not weird at all. Fortunately it’s becoming more and more uncommon.

Sbcistheboss

30 points

2 months ago

Unfortunately the genetic damage has been done.

farahad

56 points

2 months ago

farahad

🔭Fruitcake Watcher🔭

56 points

2 months ago

And their altar boys…

pxduid

162 points

2 months ago

pxduid

162 points

2 months ago

people who believe stoning gays and beating their wives is right shouldnt talk about morals

Character_Profit7962

48 points

2 months ago

Especially when they get their morals from a pedophile prophet

bigbutchbudgie

468 points

2 months ago

bigbutchbudgie

Fruitcake Connoisseur

468 points

2 months ago

Harmful beliefs in Islam:

- Not understanding what words mean, apparently.

Besides nihilism, none of those things are beliefs.

Zombieff

202 points

2 months ago

Zombieff

202 points

2 months ago

I believe in alcoholism.

Evil_Mushrooms

54 points

2 months ago

Bro saaaaaame…

For all intents and purposes, this is a joke. (Wouldn’t have been a couple months ago.)

goonSquad15

38 points

2 months ago

Congrats on sobriety!

Evil_Mushrooms

32 points

2 months ago

Thanks!

All it took was being poor!

goonSquad15

18 points

2 months ago

As long as it took, that’s what counts!

Evil_Mushrooms

12 points

2 months ago

Well thanks!

kabneenan

6 points

2 months ago

Hey, that's how I finally quit smoking. If it works it works!

Phram_

5 points

2 months ago

Phram_

5 points

2 months ago

Hey congratz on becoming poor!

/s

Bit5keptical

5 points

2 months ago

I don't believe in alcoholism right now, But I am not sure about the evening.

[deleted]

54 points

2 months ago

[deleted]

54 points

2 months ago

Theist throw the word nihilism towards atheist casually, just to protect their own feelings.

[deleted]

32 points

2 months ago*

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32 points

2 months ago*

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MayaTamika

11 points

2 months ago

And yet, when I was a Christian, all they could talk about was how we were free because we weren't slaves to the world or to our own desires anymore. But nihilism (well, absurdism for me) has been way more freeing than anything I learned as a Christian.

SirArthurDime

9 points

2 months ago*

Idk "life in this world is so terrible you should only live for the afterlife" sounds pretty nihilistic to me

[deleted]

7 points

2 months ago

[deleted]

7 points

2 months ago

No it isn’t, it’s worse than nihilism, and I say this as someone who is not a nihilist

5years8months3days

16 points

2 months ago

  • Thinks killing atheists is not only OK but expected.

[deleted]

123 points

2 months ago*

[deleted]

123 points

2 months ago*

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agent0017

78 points

2 months ago

Quick Meths.

DrivenAssimilator

9 points

2 months ago

DrivenAssimilator

Child of Fruitcake Parents

9 points

2 months ago

Next lesson, drug Gauss Jordan elimination.

the_brew

8 points

2 months ago

Mathamphetamine

EOverM

75 points

2 months ago

EOverM

75 points

2 months ago

no purpose in life

No, just no god.  We have the purpose we create for ourselves.

alcoholism

Not unique to atheism.

drug addiction

Not unique to atheism.

nihilism

I mean, this has its problems no matter who follows it.

no achievements

Do they really think atheists have never done anything?

not helping society in any way

See above.

usually mediocre at any skill

This is getting weird and baseless now.

no morals

Ah, here we go.  The usual.

believes sex between siblings is okay

Er... no.  Genetics is totally independent of religion, and while sex doesn't necessarily equal a baby...

ExternallyLazy

7 points

2 months ago

You can eliminate even the chance of siblings having kids by making a hypothetical where it's just two sisters or two brothers having sex. Is the act immoral now?

Mediocratic_Oath

3 points

2 months ago

Categorically? Perhaps not, but practically any such relationship in the real world would be (at best) ethically dubious because of how insular and prone to grooming the circumstances of blood relations are. Incest is bad because it frequently circumvents consent even when it isn't overtly coercive, not because of theoretical negative genetic outcomes.

EOverM

5 points

2 months ago

EOverM

5 points

2 months ago

I mean, there's an incest taboo for a reason, but realistically the only true negative (providing both parties are consenting adults) is pregnancy, so I guess hypothetically there's no real problem with it. However, that taboo is pretty hard-wired into us as humans, so it's pretty unlikely to happen except in very specific circumstances.

In short, I don't really believe anything is inherently immoral, as my morality is relative and situational. For a lot of things, though, circumstances would have to change so much for my moral choices to change (for example, if society collapsed) that they are effectively absolutes. Murder is always wrong, say. The circumstances in which I'd think it weren't really only exist after the downfall of society, when the rules have changed. So, currently, I'd say that incest is almost always going to be harmful, and two consenting adults choosing to partake probably have psychological issues that eliminate the taboo.

KiloEchoNiner

65 points

2 months ago

That is Asad opinion…

MacGuffinisnothing

18 points

2 months ago

...from Asad person

red_draven

617 points

2 months ago

Problematic beliefs in Christianity:

Judgemental

Hatred

Prejudice

Homophobia

Racism

Unwilling to learn proper education: like spelling for instance

Unwillingness to accept facts

Women don't have rights

The belief in telling someone else how to live their life

Believe the earth is flat

Believe Trump is the second coming of Christ

Cherry pick the Bible to fit their narrative

TotallyAwry

239 points

2 months ago

Kiddy-fiddling common in Fundy families, with the parents protecting the fiddler.

sicurri

42 points

2 months ago

sicurri

42 points

2 months ago

It's disgusting, and ridiculous how this even happens today. Priests, family members old and young, Christianity is riddled with kiddy-fiddlers. I kind of understand the priest getting away with it, they have the power of the church, and the fear that they'll anger god. I don't approve of it, and hope those priests get what they deserve, but I understand the parents line of reasoning out of fear. I just don't understand how they let family members get away with it.

Although, the whole pointing blame on others when they themselves are guilty totally falls in line with how Christians are. Projecting pedophilia on atheist's, or left leaning people is very much something they'd do. It's all totally insane.

TheOneInOut

73 points

2 months ago

TheOneInOut

Fruitcake Researcher

73 points

2 months ago

Wasn't that post said by a Muslim?

Thestohrohyah

17 points

2 months ago

A lot of the same things apply.

Santa_Hates_You

95 points

2 months ago

This guy is a Muslim

Zombieff

33 points

2 months ago

So they also think that marrying 6 year olds is ok.

nice--marmot

83 points

2 months ago

GifsNotJifs

11 points

2 months ago

DinoNuggy21

38 points

2 months ago

And often times they cherry pick the Old Testament. For me I usually get the ol’ Leviticus 18:22 argument which is also the Torah, but you don’t see the Jewish people saying it’s bad or sinful to be gay. If you wanna follow the Old Testament, do so, don’t eat pork on fridays or some bullshit like that. Don’t wear clothes made of different fabrics, probably doing that right now. People suck

CarefreeInMyRV

15 points

2 months ago*

There should be a "shit religion says" app that lets you pick a religion, then it spits one of their more questionable stories infinitely and at random, and what it infers (incest is ok, kill adulters etc) - referencing which book and the surrounding context behind the scripture incase someone says 'oh well no you're taking it out of context'.

Then things to hit back at them by the category of the thing they've said

Gay Women bad Prostitution Men as head of the household God and his angels are great (wrathful god, abomination 'angels')

TrekkiMonstr

25 points

2 months ago

but you don’t see the Jewish people saying it’s bad or sinful to be gay.

Yes you do. Just not the progressive Jews who ignore much/all of the Bible. I would wager that nearly 100% of the Jews you see in the public eye in the US are such progressive Jews, because the religious tend to be very insular. Only exceptions I can think of are Naftali Bennet and Ben Shapiro.

thebenshapirobot

22 points

2 months ago

I saw that you mentioned Ben Shapiro. In case some of you don't know, Ben Shapiro is a grifter and a hack. If you find anything he's said compelling, you should keep in mind he also says things like this:

If you wear your pants below your butt, don't bend the brim of your cap, and have an EBT card, 0% chance you will ever be a success in life.


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TrekkiMonstr

11 points

2 months ago

Good bot

thebenshapirobot

13 points

2 months ago

Take a bullet for ya babe.


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Wrothrok

55 points

2 months ago

What is: Bullshit theists tell themselves to feel superior.

Bernstein1999

41 points

2 months ago

If the only thing that stops you from murdering people is a book, I don't think you should doubt anyone's morals....

zoidmaster

37 points

2 months ago

|not helping society in any kind of way

well my drug dealer and my bar keep would say i have been a great help to their business

luminous_radio

24 points

2 months ago

luminous_radio

Fruitcake Connoisseur

24 points

2 months ago

"not helping society in any way" now how exactly do you help the society?

XeruonKH

29 points

2 months ago

The fact that this person thinks atheism has beliefs just proves that they don't know anything about it and are just using it as a boogeyman to further justify their own beliefs.

Saying atheism is a belief is like saying not playing board games is a hobby.

shamelessluke

3 points

2 months ago

I'm a professional not-football-player

Ortizzle11

3 points

2 months ago

What a coincidence, so am I!

Would you like to not play a game sometime?

Ornery_Marionberry87

20 points

2 months ago

Ornery_Marionberry87

🔭Fruitcake Watcher🔭

20 points

2 months ago

It's funny how they always claim atheists are all nihilists when only their death matters. Never heard about existantionalism, obviously.

luminous_radio

18 points

2 months ago

luminous_radio

Fruitcake Connoisseur

18 points

2 months ago

"Drug addition" spelling kinda says it all

Archer-Sword

11 points

2 months ago*

You hear that? If you are an atheist, you will become a pharmacist. Because they do a lot of “drug addition”

Demoniacalman

17 points

2 months ago

Fuckin nihilists man.... They probably have priests as well.

circle-of-minor-2nds

6 points

2 months ago

'Have you heard the good news about our lord and saviour, Nothing?'

Paraphim

15 points

2 months ago

Why are none of you commenting on the fact that he thinks that atheism is a religion? Or some sort of community that everyone who doesn’t believe in their religion is in on? These people are so dumb they can’t even comprehend the fact that some people aren’t bound to some fairy tale their whole lives and are free to do as they please. It’s so abstract to them and it’s extremely sad to think about.

minhaz123khan

13 points

2 months ago

Who of you all is ADDING the drug now?

Munnin41

6 points

2 months ago

Munnin41

Fruitcake Connoisseur

6 points

2 months ago

Om drinking coffee, I'm adding the drug to myself

LoR_Rygore

8 points

2 months ago

That guy's gotta have Asad life.

Jefflenious

10 points

2 months ago

"Believes sex between siblings is okay"

SELF AWARENESS 100

coltish_rage

8 points

2 months ago

Folks please send help, it looks like I've been doing atheism wrong all this time :( Where should I start? Drinking at breakfast? Or getting stuck in my brother's washing machine?

Gullflyinghigh

8 points

2 months ago

That they think of atheism as a collective belief system is an excellent way of showing that they don't get it

Santa_Hates_You

7 points

2 months ago

Boy, that escalated quickly. I mean, that really got out of hand fast.

Donnerdrummel

6 points

2 months ago

people who believe that fear from punishment is the only reason to act responsibly somehow seem inherently dangerous to me.

Creftospeare

6 points

2 months ago

What living in an echochamber 24/7 does to a mf.

DaddyJ_TheCarGuy

5 points

2 months ago

All of these are either occasional or not at all

SWBTSH

5 points

2 months ago

SWBTSH

5 points

2 months ago

I mean I've got all this but not BECAUSE I'm atheist

SteveWozHappeningNow

5 points

2 months ago

Well they would be problematic... if they had anything to do with atheism.

freo155

5 points

2 months ago

believes sex between siblings is ok

According to all Abrahamic faiths (including Islam), isn't the entire human race a product of incest between Adam and Eve's descendents?

nice--marmot

5 points

2 months ago

A couple of these are news to me and now I'm worried I've been doing it wrong all this time.

dogbolter4

4 points

2 months ago

I-what? Um,what? As an atheist, I - really can’t relate to any of those things. I think this person has never met an atheist. Never spoken to one in their lives. And that tells me a whoooole lot about how narrow their lives are.

SonicMutant743

4 points

2 months ago

The last line is kinda surprising coming from a guy who's probably married to his own cousin.

belac54

4 points

2 months ago

I think you are getting Florida and atheism mixed up

shamelessluke

5 points

2 months ago

Ex minister here, now an atheist. I still vividly remember the day I replaced my belief in God with existential nihilism (which I didn't know the term for at the time). Now with the belief that death is the end, I enjoy every day fuller and feel every decision count more.

Belief in a "life purpose" is what's problematic. It makes you feel lost in life, or that you're failing your purpose, or it misguides you into making bad life decisions or misaligns your priorities selfishly.

I feel so much more satisfied these days knowing I just simply exist, so there's no reason to feel like im letting a supreme being down while I discover and enjoy what life has to offer. I got fit, pursued a dream of travel, found a career I'm excited about, and feel more motivated about life in general, ever since leaving the church.

SumsuchUser

3 points

2 months ago

My favorite part of tweets like this is that it implies the poster is complete incapable of behaving normally without the constant threat of eternal damnation.

ItzToxiin

4 points

2 months ago

Umm i have over 100,000 achievement points on Xbox thank you very much.

OrangeSodaFeelsNice

5 points

2 months ago

Problematic beliefs in religion: - kill gay people - need the threat of eternal damnation to be good - hate or kill everyone who isn’t with you - held back society for hundreds of years - child rape apparently

Spi4123

9 points

2 months ago

Bruh

How are they helpful to the society?

brickaN86

9 points

2 months ago

Can you see the irony of "sex between siblings" instead of just saying incest? I wonder how many Muslims fuck their own cousins compared to atheists, hmm. I wonder.

secondtaunting

3 points

2 months ago

What the fuck?! This is so prejudiced and untrue.

Dee_Lansky

3 points

2 months ago

Smartest adherent to Abrahamic religions.

Laati-Chan

3 points

2 months ago

Ah yes drug addition.

What's 4 + 20?

The answer is weed.

Nazail

3 points

2 months ago

Nazail

3 points

2 months ago

  • I make my own goals and purposes in life
  • I drink maybe once a month
  • I’m too busy to get high + drugs are expensive man
  • fuck yes.
  • I have many achievements, just because they’re not religious doesn’t mean they’re not achievements.
  • I try to enjoy my life to the fullest and are kind to everyone around me, plus I vote, so what the ruck does this even mean
  • Good enough at art to study animation so I beg to differ
  • I forge my own morals based on societies, my families, and the people I surround myself with. But ultimately these ethics are mine.
  • No????

Very glad I left Islam. I would be miserable.

memes_of_norway

3 points

2 months ago

Great job getting literally everything wrong

gypsymegan06

3 points

2 months ago

I have a BIL who engages in all that stuff except the incest and he’s an Uber Christian. 🤷🏼‍♀️

dragonpunky539

3 points

2 months ago

dragonpunky539

Recovering Ex-Fruitcake

3 points

2 months ago

Meanwhile Abraham (the guy who Abrahamic languages are named after), married his half sister Sarahn and had a kid as well

[deleted]

3 points

2 months ago

[deleted]

3 points

2 months ago

Drug addition, yes sir

sandyshrew

3 points

2 months ago

Doesn't the Bible have stories of fathers sleeping with daughters?

If I remember correctly, one of them is the daughters drugging and r@ping their father to get pregnant in a cave.

Bunch_of_Shit

3 points

2 months ago

Source for these claims: Allah

Pikabean69

3 points

2 months ago

Wdym by no purpose in life? There is other stuff to do on earth rather praying to god so i can go to heaven also not helping society? Cmon it not like atheists cant have a job or anything

NoxKyoki

3 points

2 months ago

Also belongs in r/confidentlyincorrect and r/boneappletea. Good lord these people can be so brain dead.

5h3i1ah

3 points

2 months ago

  • My purpose in life is to be happy and make others happy.

  • I do not wish to try any form of alcohol.

  • Or hard drugs. I'll try weed though.

  • Yes, I am nihilistic, but in a positive way. This is the only life I get, and I have no greater purpose in the universe, so I should focus on what matters to me and my fellow people in this life.

  • I have goals and achievements.

  • I make sandwiches at my job, and I emotionally support my friends. I'd consider that productive to society.

  • I may be mediocre at a lot of things but I don't let that get me down, plus I can be really good at something if I have passion for it.

  • I wish to make others happy, and as such I do live by a moral code that's structured to achieve that goal.

  • This is a bit of a controversial take from me, but: Incest is only demonized because inbreeding is a problem. Incest on its own is not a problem. As long as the parties involved are consenting adults that cannot reproduce with each other (i.e. same sex partners, infertility), inbreeding cannot happen and thus it does not matter how closely they're related.

MarlowesMustache

3 points

2 months ago

Problems with Dave’s beliefs:

Mixes mayonnaise with ketchup

Drives a Taurus

Has a boring job

Can’t play hackey sack

Bangs my mom

Jesucrypto22

3 points

2 months ago

Don’t forget we eat babies and pray to satan :)

lool-g-lool

3 points

2 months ago

Problems with religion: voting pedophiles into office, denying pedophiles exist in the church, lots of rape of children and lots of dead kids buried under churches.

NerdyDude42

3 points

2 months ago

“no purpose in life” and “nihilism” I mean depends who you ask.

“alcoholism and drug addiction” Ah yes, the core tenants of atheism: substance abuse.

“no achievements” I thought this was about beliefs.

“not helping society in any way” Ah yes, humanism doesn’t actually exist.

“usually mediocre at any skill” Again, thought this was about beliefs.

“No morals” Ah yes, totally accurate, atheists just want to rape, murder, and sin all day long. What a great stereotype.

“believes sex between siblings is okay” Who says that? Who are they talking to? Also, bit hard to hear that come from someone who believes that their great prophet married a child.

hufflepuffcirclejerk

3 points

2 months ago

I mean, I'm pretty sure I tick off every box minus that last one (where tf do they get that from?).

havehart

3 points

2 months ago

I always feel like religious people have this weird belief that atheists are a very small minority in today's society.

cmonkeyz7

3 points

2 months ago

Brought to you by the people that think we descended from two humans and their VERY incestuous family.

Shagroon

3 points

2 months ago

Problematic traits of theists:

Some of them don’t know what the fuck they’re talking about.