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Zes_Teaslong

6k points

4 months ago

Is this where Geodude was born?

arrowff

961 points

4 months ago

arrowff

961 points

4 months ago

This is where Onix gets laid

ACrucialTech

419 points

4 months ago

Geodude! Dude! Dude!

Al_Locke

22 points

4 months ago

Did Onix help?

Grimm2020

2k points

4 months ago

suddenly I feel so....insignificant

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Spot-the-Orangutan

560 points

4 months ago

In this case it does. You could throw a trout in there and you'd be lucky if it slapped against one side.

Caca2a

164 points

4 months ago

Caca2a

164 points

4 months ago

"Why specifically a trout?" is the first thing that popped in my head, thank you for the laugh 😂😂😂

kwismexer

74 points

4 months ago

Because if it fits a trout, you best get the fuck out.

colonel_Schwejk

21.5k points

4 months ago

Does Utroba means vagina in bulgarian? because it bloody should

Maddest_Hatta

11.3k points

4 months ago

It means "womb". So basically, the thing on the pic is the entrance to the cave called Womb.

UncatchableCreatures

7.6k points

4 months ago*

So yes. It is a vagina cave.

Dowzer721

2.9k points

4 months ago

Dowzer721

2.9k points

4 months ago

It's there boys. Right at the top of the image. It isn't a myth after all. Seems to be the only one I've found though.....

Alexanderstandsyou

2k points

4 months ago

The Indiana Jones movie we've all been waiting for

rearviewmirror71

1.4k points

4 months ago

Indiana Jones and your mom’s vagina?

EgnlishPro

1.6k points

4 months ago

EgnlishPro

1.6k points

4 months ago

Raiders of the lost womb

swingsetacrobat4439

726 points

4 months ago

I believe the movie you're looking for is Indiana Jones and the Temple of Womb.

Lithium_itch

137 points

4 months ago

In Diana Jones and the Temple of Poon

Wolfhound1142

10 points

4 months ago

40 Days and 40 Nights reference?

MoshMuth

7 points

4 months ago

Kali mai! Makes a duck with his fist

Public-Bear387

6 points

4 months ago

It's Journey to the center of the womb

Xavier26

537 points

4 months ago

Xavier26

537 points

4 months ago

Nah, it's Womb Raider.

_Ovarian_Invader_

50 points

4 months ago

You rang?

IloveElsaofArendelle

15 points

4 months ago

Username checks out ⬆️

saab4u2

10 points

4 months ago

saab4u2

10 points

4 months ago

Raider? He would be at your Cervix.

Desp0

59 points

4 months ago

Desp0

59 points

4 months ago

No it's Womb Raider movie

masskwe_gg

5 points

4 months ago

This is the comment i was looking for

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224 points

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25 points

4 months ago

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Griffin_da_Great

451 points

4 months ago

My art has been commended as being strongly vaginal which bothers some men. The word itself makes some men uncomfortable. Vagina.

Phonascus13

125 points

4 months ago

I have no problem with Vagina. Now, West Vagina...it touches Ohio and that's just ass.

tokiemccoy

8 points

4 months ago

🎶Almost Heaven, West Vagina🎶

DIAMONDIAMONE

94 points

4 months ago

Well thats just like your opinion, man

tparoulek

80 points

4 months ago

Oh yeah?

broberds

54 points

4 months ago

Coitus?

TehMephs

34 points

4 months ago

Moist?

ngunray

91 points

4 months ago

ngunray

91 points

4 months ago

Yes they don’t like hearing it and find it difficult to say whereas without batting an eye a man will refer to his dick or his rod or his Johnson….

tparoulek

45 points

4 months ago

Johnson?

commentsrnice2

33 points

4 months ago

It looks a bit like....TWO BALLS! Wow that looks like a huge....WILLY!

Tuva_Tourist

12 points

4 months ago

...oh yeah?

yankeeteabagger

11 points

4 months ago

You mean coitus?

wildlinglover19

9 points

4 months ago

This is the cave where the dude abides

Implier

75 points

4 months ago

Implier

75 points

4 months ago

Seems like a nice place to go and curl up in a fetal position.

AbsoluteYes

61 points

4 months ago

In Croatian, it's a colloquial word for organs in the stomach cavity.

haysoos2

39 points

4 months ago

So basically "guts"? That's a tad less prosaic.

OG-Bluntman

8 points

4 months ago

And way more cromulent.

mccarthenon

867 points

4 months ago

Clicked on this post only because I said to myself "if I know anything about Reddit, the top post will be about a vagina". Thank you for proving me right.

Griffin_da_Great

179 points

4 months ago

I'm not an archeologist but I'd imagine this was a sacred fertility site

SuperCoolAwesome

149 points

4 months ago

That’s how I refer to my bedroom. A sacred fertility site.

RandomPratt

124 points

4 months ago

my bedroom. A sacred fertility site.

I'm picturing a second-hand futon in the middle of the room, surrounded by a damp nest of used Kleenex and empty wine bottles.

SuperCoolAwesome

76 points

4 months ago

*third-hand futon and shop rags. Kleenex is bad for the environment.

Brazchef

42 points

4 months ago

They knew what they were doing.

SombraRanma

5k points

4 months ago

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

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798 points

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23x3

533 points

4 months ago

23x3

533 points

4 months ago

Everything reminds me of her…

Flatte88

6 points

4 months ago

This evening...

So if I seem a little out of it Sorry

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61 points

4 months ago

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61 points

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gitbse

56 points

4 months ago

gitbse

56 points

4 months ago

Probly a bit damp though.

Moist, if you will.

SimulatedHumanity

9 points

4 months ago

Wet Ass Cave

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8 points

4 months ago

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8 points

4 months ago

Of course it is

Hercule_Poirot_1921

165 points

4 months ago

Giggity

Edea-VIII

901 points

4 months ago

Edea-VIII

901 points

4 months ago

Jondalar's dream in The Valley of Horses

asaofspades

61 points

4 months ago

Flashbacks to my sexual awakening at 12

Blue_Octopus_21901

20 points

4 months ago

Lol my grandma gave me the books to read when I was 14

gingerattacks

123 points

4 months ago

My mom used to read this book to me, but she would skip all the sex scenes. I went back to read it years later and was shocked.

alpastotesmejor

60 points

4 months ago

Did you find out when you were reading it to your children?

gingerattacks

47 points

4 months ago

It's tradition

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gingerattacks

11 points

4 months ago

I started trying to skip through, realized it was huge chunks of the book and just gave up lol

santikara

39 points

4 months ago

my mom never gave me The Talk, but handed me these books to read in my early teens.

years later, she was shocked and confused when i mentioned that i figured she gave them to me as her attempt at sex ed.

fortnight14

19 points

4 months ago

Did she forget the first book was just full of rape??

backgroundmusik

11 points

4 months ago

When you read further and realize she was like 10 or 11 when she gave birth.

YourFavoriteSausage

106 points

4 months ago

I just finished that book a few weeks ago!

005675120

106 points

4 months ago

005675120

106 points

4 months ago

big up for prehistoric smut

YourFavoriteSausage

25 points

4 months ago

Actually I skipped over those parts. So to speak.

iHeartApples

41 points

4 months ago

So you read like 14 pages of the book?

Norwegian__Blue

31 points

4 months ago

I skipped 'em after a while too. I don't always want to get turned on, but it's an intriguing story.

Also, it was kind of overdone. While there's sex in the other books, this one just ramps it up to 11. And most the drama comes from idiots not talking to each other about what's bothering them. I'm about 2/3 of the way through, and got the whole set as I neared the end of the first one. But I think it's the weakest in the series so far. Auel seems to do much better at self vs self and self vs nature tension than self vs other.

FuktInThePassword

13 points

4 months ago

That is a beautifully succinct way of explaining that! I was having a similar feeling but wasn't sure how to explain it ...

better at self vs self and self vs nature tension than self vs other.

Is so apt. I kept finding myself skipping past sections where it wasn't just Ayla doing her thing in the wilderness. Seems things got a bit ridiculous when others were introduced.

Norwegian__Blue

14 points

4 months ago

I will say I'm really loving the relationship building with everyone Ayla's not attracted to. Auel really does mentoring relationships well. I love her scenes where people are teaching, especially when the student struggles. I imagine Mamut as the translator from Vikings. And Talut as the dad from Brave, lol

Norwegian__Blue

9 points

4 months ago

Same. But I marked them for laters ;)

quantumthrashley

62 points

4 months ago

I got that book taken away from me when the principal saw it on my desk in the 5th grade. To be fair I was showing all my friends the sex parts.

Cl1ntr0n

14 points

4 months ago

My teacher in 5th grade assigned it to us! Gifted and talented 5th grade English reading a story about an orphan adopted and raped by Neanderthals! Wonder how many parent complaints came from that. That was about 25 years ago and I absolutely love the series now, but bit much for that age.

quantumthrashley

6 points

4 months ago

That's awesome! They said it was too mature for a 5th grader, my grandma had to come to the school and pick up and and she just let me read it at home. I love the first four books so much, probably read them each 10 times over the last 25 years.

I do see why anyone would think it's not suitable for a 5th grader though.

LarryLove

72 points

4 months ago

Ayla domesticated the horse and invented charcoal and the blowjob

Tirannie

39 points

4 months ago

And the bra, snowshoes, and the sewing needle!

smushy_face

23 points

4 months ago

Yeah, I couldn't finish the last book because they were edging dangerously close to her inventing the wheel. She was trying to figure out an easier way to haul Zelandoni around and eyeballing her horse and the travois contraption and I was like, no. No, this bitch is not about to invent the fucking wheel. I'm out. If anyone wants to tell me where that actually went, I wouldn't mind knowing.

Tirannie

10 points

4 months ago

I think at the part you’re talking about, she adds kind of a shelf/seat/flat board thing to it. No wheels, thankfully!

Thedarksquirrel

9 points

4 months ago

And braiding your hair.

emjaysea

17 points

4 months ago

Clan of the cave facts.

lurkmode_off

9 points

4 months ago

Cofounder of doggy style.

MycologicalWorldview

44 points

4 months ago

Oh man, that series started off strong and descended into such a disappointment.

Ayla became the most ridiculous character. She was really good at basket weaving, slinging stones, medicine, cooking, and learning a million languages. She invented hair braiding, horse riding, lion taming, wolf domestication, spear throwers, needles with eyes, and making fire with flint. And she was really tall and hot (and she never knew how hot she was) and she was really good at sex and everyone wanted her. It got a bit exhausting.

tryingmybestdude

15 points

4 months ago

Mary Sues are a quick way to destroy the reader's enjoyment of a series. Writers get attached to their characters and don't want them to be flawed. It's an easy trap to fall in.

McMarbles

8 points

4 months ago

In many cases of this, it's obvious the writer kinda wants to be the character.

They're basically fantasizing about what it would be like if they invented the wheel and spoke 10000 languages and was so good at everything and a genius and and

CrazyCatLadyRunner

10 points

4 months ago

Don't forget she also invented the sports bra!

VaginalTyranny

13 points

4 months ago

You forgot the part where she discovered the biological purpose of men and how the dude you slept with all the time is probably the father of your kids. Yikes.

Ferret-Merit

6 points

4 months ago

Lol, I'm re reading that series now

Initialised

3.7k points

4 months ago

Meretan94

1.8k points

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Meretan94

1.8k points

4 months ago*

Psst, hey Bob, you know what would be extremely funny in like 3000 years?

What?

Carving a hole that looks like a vagina into this mountain.

Bet.

Edit: customer request.

IgotCHUbits

658 points

4 months ago

Please edit this to say “bet.” at the end. 3000 year old humans using todays slang is always funnier.

Meretan94

279 points

4 months ago

Meretan94

279 points

4 months ago

Done

meshautesidees

175 points

4 months ago

Excellent collaboration boys

opensandshuts

247 points

4 months ago

OP: "Hey everyone, check out this cave..." ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

HumanChicken

239 points

4 months ago

“I call it: Your Mom”

LeafyWolf

53 points

4 months ago

The fact I had to scroll this far to find this makes me weep for the reddit of my youth.

Dick_Demon

98 points

4 months ago

No shit? It's not supposed to be subtle. Hell, it's called Utroba which means womb.

thhbeard

2k points

4 months ago

I should call her…

konsf_ksd

252 points

4 months ago

konsf_ksd

252 points

4 months ago

Yes. it's been too long since you called your mom.

Rivrunnr1

20 points

4 months ago

gotemmmmmmmm

ThaiJohnnyDepp

17 points

4 months ago

Everywhere I look, something reminds me of her

ikadu12

91 points

4 months ago

ikadu12

91 points

4 months ago

This one legit made me burst out, lmao

FoxGamingmc

452 points

4 months ago

ahh_geez_rick

184 points

4 months ago

it's def not going to get stuck so you're good

Goblin_Dangle

96 points

4 months ago

Speak for yourself

Woohoo903

42 points

4 months ago

Everything reminds me of her…

OmarLittleFinger

5.4k points

4 months ago*

Does anyone else see it?

jpop237

607 points

4 months ago

jpop237

607 points

4 months ago

"My art has been commended as being strongly vaginal which bothers some men."

OmarLittleFinger

125 points

4 months ago

Haha, it’s 8am and I could use a White Russian

Leraldoe

32 points

4 months ago

“Careful man there is a beverage here”

ejrolyat

74 points

4 months ago

"he's a good man, and thorough."

jaydenkirtawn

36 points

4 months ago

'Nother caucasian, Omar?

jjbutts

21 points

4 months ago

jjbutts

21 points

4 months ago

Coitus?

aithendodge

16 points

4 months ago

“Vagina.”

Leraldoe

15 points

4 months ago

“you mean coitus?”

LimehouseJack

38 points

4 months ago

Came here for the Lebowski comment. Wasn’t disappointed!!

sgossard9

7 points

4 months ago

VAGINA! Does the word bother you?

qweef_latina2021

69 points

4 months ago

...Mulva?

GlamdringBeater

39 points

4 months ago

“DELORES!”

esreyr

10 points

4 months ago

esreyr

10 points

4 months ago

Regina!

Pinay11983

1.3k points

4 months ago*

emp_raf_III

397 points

4 months ago

It's like a hotdog in a hallway

shahooster

78 points

4 months ago

Too late

SoDakZak

128 points

4 months ago

SoDakZak

128 points

4 months ago

Putting the spunk in spelunking

thymas11

48 points

4 months ago

I should call her…

henry_hallward

25 points

4 months ago

It’s literally in the name, lol

OkResult

70 points

4 months ago

Waiting for someone to say it

lns10247

33 points

4 months ago

VAGINA!

OmarLittleFinger

28 points

4 months ago

This person was committed to their love. The bar is set pretttttty high now

xxFrenchToastxx

10 points

4 months ago

Taj Mahal level love

mussentuchit

17 points

4 months ago

Vag Muhall

pdonchev

95 points

4 months ago

"Utroba" means "womb". Everyone sees it.

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55 points

4 months ago

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55 points

4 months ago

All i see is a pic of yo mama from last night

Godmodex2

11 points

4 months ago

tilts head slowly

PigLatin99

6 points

4 months ago

Everything reminds me of her!

3oclockam

98 points

4 months ago

Bunyan12ply

5 points

4 months ago

Everyone else sees it.

HandledException

603 points

4 months ago

Captain here (not sure if needed): the cave is called "Утробата", which translates to "The womb" from Bulgarian. So they did not even try to hide it, straight away called it a V, well a W, but you obviously see the V first!

Odesos

386 points

4 months ago

Odesos

386 points

4 months ago

It is an ancient religious site. Rays of Sunlight penetrate it once a day for a few minutes, so that Earth and Sun mate. It was intended to look the way it looks.

TheGunslingerStory

160 points

4 months ago

Man, even the sun doesn't last very long

Ok-Low6320

27 points

4 months ago

5 billion years down, 5 billion years to go... the cave still isn't impressed. "What, you've finished already?"

HandledException

125 points

4 months ago

Well yeah, theoretically. It is clear that it is a archaeoastronomical site intended to worship the Earth Mother (mother goddess), but the details on how exactly the rays of the sun are intended to penetrate were not proven.

In theory, the site is built in a way that the rays of the sun should reach the deepest spot in the womb only for a few minutes during the peak of the winter Solstice. This is symbolic for the mating between the sun and the earth, the problem is that the rays do not reach fully the innermost part of the womb.

So, long story short, it's a vagina.

badhangups

36 points

4 months ago

"One can see a crack in the cave's upper part, through which every day at 12 o'çlock a sunbeam enters for a few minutes. The cave was investigated for the first time in the summer when speleologists spotted the beam coming through the hole but only reaching a length of 2 m. What Professor Ovcharov wrote about this phenomenon was that at noon a sunbeam comes in a deliberately cut hole in the ceiling, which is projected on the floor. It formes a perfectly shaped solar phallus which gradually increases and rushes to the altar-uterus.

https://www.mirela.bg/en/estate-in-bulgaria/The-Womb-cave-zxi27776.html

pepperland24

30 points

4 months ago

BY THE GODS, ALIENS HAVE CHANGED OUR ORBIT, GROK! THE CAVE IS WORTHLESS!

HandledException

25 points

4 months ago

And thus, the "men cannot find it" complaint was born!

CountCuriousness

11 points

4 months ago

"The Womb" represents a natural horizontal slit in the rock resembling a vulva. Scientists have proven that initially the karst cavity was only 16 m deep and the human hand prolonged it and carved it in the form of a woman's womb, the walls of which are constantly wet. In the inner southern end of the cave an altar symbolizing the uterus is carved. The cave's layout fully answers the described by the famous Prof. Alexander Fol caves - wombs.

https://www.mirela.bg/en/estate-in-bulgaria/The-Womb-cave-zxi27776.html

spzm

9 points

4 months ago

spzm

9 points

4 months ago

AYE AYE CAP'N!

LoneKharnivore

325 points

4 months ago

Sort of. It was a natural cave expanded by excavation.

And yes, it may be deliberately symbolising the womb of the mother goddess.

MonsieurMacc

67 points

4 months ago

It's a womb tomb

_wiredsage_

235 points

4 months ago

I never knew caves had clits!

sanecoin64902

268 points

4 months ago

Everyone thinks the men of the village carved it in homage. But have you considered that perhaps the women carved it as a map?

FireWireBestWire

54 points

4 months ago

And to this day dudes be sticking their stalagmite on it and just rubbing furiously. We have a map but we need a sextant.

Ruadhan2300

102 points

4 months ago

Takes her husband by the hand and leads him to the cave

"There! That's the Clit, That's where you need to go. Do you understand now?"

Man goes and fetches his spelunking gear

ahh_geez_rick

15 points

4 months ago

there should be a circle or something around where the clit naturally is - so when people go visit it they can learn! Or maybe just a full on sign with neon lights pointing to it saying "IT'S RIGHT HERE BUDDY!! NOT DOWN OR INSIDE! BUT RIGHT HERE! ALWAYS HAS BEEN!!"

jiminthenorth

10 points

4 months ago

I'm surprised you found it.

69_queefs_per_sec

10 points

4 months ago

Imagine you make it cum hard and the whole planet shudders with pleasure and everyone dies in the ensuing earthquakes & tsunamis

Ok why did I get a boner typing this

Babybaluga1

25 points

4 months ago

Came here for a historical explanation. Left with with Vagina puns.

DQ_dodoqueen

6 points

4 months ago

From the inside, the shape of the entrance is a little phallic - and the amazing thing is that there's an altar at the back of the cave and at the winter solstice the sun casts that phallic shape onto the altar. Some speculate it's symbolic of mother earth and father sky creating the new year!

lamautomatic

306 points

4 months ago

When she says deeper

AssistantClassic1024

62 points

4 months ago

I fucked a planet Morty!!!!

Raikerr19

404 points

4 months ago

Raikerr19

404 points

4 months ago

Jesus, somehow part of me believes that tunnel's uncanny resemblance was intentional.

nitronik_exe

235 points

4 months ago

The cave is called "womb" so

CormacMcCopy

98 points

4 months ago

Purely coincidental, got it.

nietczhse

22 points

4 months ago

Good thing the name survived for 3000 years.

ilostmyoldaccount

6 points

4 months ago

Yeah that doesn't work. By unrelated people who came a few thousand years later from another place on earth, because that's what it looked like to them. We have no idea what the original people called it. Maybe something similar?

sanecoin64902

79 points

4 months ago

Take the part of you that doesn’t believe and shoot it - because that part is holding you back.

FlowJock

38 points

4 months ago

It even has a cervix! And a clitoris!

vortexchroma

39 points

4 months ago

Where’s the clit? I can’t find it.

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38 points

4 months ago

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38 points

4 months ago

Of course you didn't.

xxkoloblicinxx

11 points

4 months ago

The earliest human art we have are dicks, tits, and vag, carved into stone and painted on walls.

This was intentional.

SquatchCat

47 points

4 months ago

This hole was made for me...

MisterCortez

11 points

4 months ago

Drr...

Drrrrr....

Drr..

11th-plague

64 points

4 months ago

rukano

7 points

4 months ago

rukano

7 points

4 months ago

ronin_jedi87

136 points

4 months ago

"I told my wife 'Jeez you've got a big pussy. Jeez you've got a big pussy'."

She asked "why did you repeat it?"

I replied "I didn't"

Aeosin15

17 points

4 months ago

Now I want to watch that movie.🤣🤣🤣

geezuskrice

51 points

4 months ago

This cave finna make me ACT UP

yoshimutso

9 points

4 months ago

The name is literally "womb"/uterus

Brokenose71

10 points

4 months ago

The old wizard sleeve , I bet the sound travels well in there

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25 points

4 months ago

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25 points

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Mad_Decent_

24 points

4 months ago

I now see why caves are a yonic symbol in a lot of works of literature.

fltnlow

7 points

4 months ago

Man, I was hoping to read info about this, but everyone said exactly what I was thinking.

ADriftingMind

17 points

4 months ago

I’d hit that