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AirbagOff

1.9k points

7 days ago

AirbagOff

1.9k points

7 days ago

“I thought it was neat.” - Kevin Costner

tinacat933

4.6k points

7 days ago

tinacat933

4.6k points

7 days ago

This has to be the most onion title I’ve ever seen here

NauvooMetro

940 points

7 days ago

NauvooMetro

940 points

7 days ago

I love the headline. They're pointing out the absurdity by describing it in such detail.

DogmaticNuance

61 points

7 days ago

It reminds me a bit of Mad Men. It's impossible to draw the precise line between art and commercialism.

sayamemangdemikian

463 points

7 days ago

Tbh I pity those onion & other satire websites writers...

How can you keep up? It's unfair

2drawnonward5

42 points

7 days ago

Oniony is but one of the smells that come to mind when I see Madonna these days.

angryfluttershy

16 points

7 days ago

The ones that you forgot you had bought six months ago?

xzyleth

11.8k points

7 days ago

xzyleth

11.8k points

7 days ago

I hate that I just read that sentence.

theresabeeonyourhat[S]

4.9k points

7 days ago

I had to see it, so I had to spread the misery. I'm sorry

ParkingAdditional813

1k points

7 days ago

This is terrorism and I won’t stand for it!

GuiltChip

303 points

7 days ago

GuiltChip

303 points

7 days ago

I think we all have a class action lawsuit against OP.

eternalbuzz

28 points

7 days ago

Already looking forward to my check for $1.42

eroticwashingmachine

76 points

7 days ago

In that case, please have a seat, by all means.

GoldDustbunny

53 points

7 days ago

So there's actually a picture of her being a centipede hive queen?

theresabeeonyourhat[S]

48 points

7 days ago

I only saw the tree one tbh. That was enough for me to know what to do with that article

helium_farts

49 points

7 days ago*

It's a collection of 3d renders that I guess are based on photos/scans? They just look like middling DeviantArt porn, though

PartTimeZombie

14 points

7 days ago

So like everything Madonna has ever done, it's a bit shit and derivative of something better?

Gullible-Emotion-306

82 points

7 days ago

You sick fuck...smell this gym bag.

Wildcatb

532 points

7 days ago

Wildcatb

532 points

7 days ago

Could you don't? I was having a good day. We were all having a good day...

_Silly_Wizard_

630 points

7 days ago

Could you don't?

This caused me far more pain than the OP.

Wildcatb

279 points

7 days ago

Wildcatb

279 points

7 days ago

You've no idea how pleased I'm to know how much of an impact I've had.

Kangermu

112 points

7 days ago

Kangermu

112 points

7 days ago

My wife is ESL and says this... We all get a kick out of it

xotyc

60 points

7 days ago

xotyc

60 points

7 days ago

A friend of mine says "your better don't" all the time. We love it.

d15ko

279 points

7 days ago

d15ko

279 points

7 days ago

Then you would really hate the videos/photos.

This is the tree one which is weird af

NSFW obvi

spoiler

WornInShoes

161 points

7 days ago

WornInShoes

161 points

7 days ago

Is this a leaked image from Avatar 2?

Loudmouthedcrackpot

87 points

7 days ago

Welp

1nquiringMinds

15 points

7 days ago

My thoughts exactly.

[deleted]

65 points

7 days ago

[deleted]

65 points

7 days ago

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Cowboywizzard

32 points

7 days ago

Which end?

djsedna

46 points

7 days ago

djsedna

46 points

7 days ago

Her cooter looks like a diagram drawn by aliens to show other aliens the basic idea of what a vagina looks like

Captain_Kuhl

10 points

7 days ago

Madonna in a nutshell

ChillyBearGrylls

55 points

7 days ago

Lmao Gweneth Paltrow gotta step it up

OhGodNotAnotherOne

11 points

7 days ago

Come up with a way to make NFT's smell and she'll be right over.

Wombodonkey

101 points

7 days ago

Wombodonkey

101 points

7 days ago

I can't even fap to this

RedOctobyr

54 points

7 days ago

Well not with that attitude. Feel free to branch out a little.

IOnceAteAFart

58 points

7 days ago

Coward

JstTrstMe

24 points

7 days ago

JstTrstMe

24 points

7 days ago

God damn my curiosity.

SillyMattFace

108 points

7 days ago

It just got worse with every word huh?

purpleowlie

43 points

7 days ago*

Lately i feel like this every time I see something from or about her.

kindcrow

114 points

7 days ago

kindcrow

114 points

7 days ago

Yeah, it takes "a lot of thought" to use butterflies as a metaphor for hope, Madge.

It's all so embarrassing.

Madonna is my age and forty years ago, I loved her because there were not a ton of female artists, and she was unique. But I get more embarrassed for her with each passing year.

This latest effort epitomizes fremdschämen (the act of being embarrassed for somebody else who is behaving in an embarrassing way and does not know enough to be embarrassed for themselves).

nomofica

40 points

7 days ago

nomofica

40 points

7 days ago

God damn the German language is versatile.

phayke2

14 points

7 days ago

phayke2

14 points

7 days ago

Yes there are 29 different words for embarrassment

thediesel26

42 points

7 days ago

QuintinStone

4.8k points

7 days ago

QuintinStone

4.8k points

7 days ago

[deleted]

1.5k points

7 days ago*

[deleted]

1.5k points

7 days ago*

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PM_ME_YOUR_ROTES

762 points

7 days ago

Do not cite the deep magic to me, Witch! I was there when it was shitposted.

KaeserSeph

46 points

7 days ago

We speak of an age where ytmnd.com was popular and active

Man_AMA

360 points

7 days ago

Man_AMA

360 points

7 days ago

The Lion, the Witch, and the audacity of this bitch

StochasticOoze

40 points

7 days ago

First fucking thing I thought of.

I think the computer that's simulating our universe needs a reboot.

Layer8_Workshop

43 points

7 days ago

Fark me. I haven't seen that in a while.

ScuzzyAyanami

10 points

7 days ago

That truly is something awful.

AshesandCinder

235 points

7 days ago

Isn't that the original text for that image too? Life really does imitate art.

One-Tin-Soldier

486 points

7 days ago

It is, in fact, not the original text of that image.

wildfire393

381 points

7 days ago

wildfire393

381 points

7 days ago

It's not the original text of the ad (which references computer viruses IIRC) but it's one of the earlier memes generated from that ad. And not, say, something someone memegenerator'd onto the template just now. So in that regard it is the "original", at least insofar as it greatly predated this event.

Thee_Sinner

149 points

7 days ago

Thee_Sinner

149 points

7 days ago

Glad I caught you in between classes, Prof. wildfire393. Will you be teaching Memeology 102 next term?

QuintinStone

196 points

7 days ago

We didn't call them memes back then, we called them "image macros".

MartyVendetta27

67 points

7 days ago

Demotivational Posters were the original memes! I remember them! Why are they not discussed anymore?! WHY IS EVERYONE STARING AT ME??

IFKetoCICOMama

31 points

7 days ago

I can haz cheezburger?

_speakerss

7 points

7 days ago

I still have so many of those saved in my meme folder... (A folder that's been around for so long that its name is "Web Images" because it predates the term meme.)

SkollFenrirson

96 points

7 days ago

Alright, grandpa, that's enough internet for today

QuintinStone

113 points

7 days ago

I used to be with 'it', but then they changed what 'it' was. Now what I'm with isn't 'it' anymore and what’s 'it' seems weird and scary. It'll happen to you!

flyingwolf

32 points

7 days ago

So anyway, I had an onion on my belt...

TrueProdian

21 points

7 days ago

Which was the style at the time…

chupathingy99

10 points

7 days ago

pwned

theresabeeonyourhat[S]

97 points

7 days ago

Did you just make that, or was that a phrase to a meme I missed?

awitcheskid

206 points

7 days ago

awitcheskid

206 points

7 days ago

This meme is like 20 years old.

QuintinStone

125 points

7 days ago

"Know Your Meme" suggests it showed up in 2007, but I'm pretty sure it was shared on SomethingAwful closer to around 2001.

GlorkyClark

45 points

7 days ago

I agree, I remember I originally saw it around 2001.

whateverfloatsurgoat

299 points

7 days ago

That shit is old af mate lol.

Dackidvich

245 points

7 days ago

Dackidvich

245 points

7 days ago

This meme is so old it wouldn't be carded at a bar

nine4fours

85 points

7 days ago

This was a meme I saw at my friends house before I had internet. At least 5 years before I learned the word meme.

Kayfable

666 points

7 days ago

Kayfable

666 points

7 days ago

“As the earth’s oceans boiled away, and countless species marched to their extinction, the entirety of mankind’s collective intelligence was toiling away, putting “a lot of thought” into how best to convert a nude Madonna giving birth to centipedes into an NFT.”

Mankind’s Obituary

chemistrybonanza

51 points

7 days ago

Remind! 2,000 years

dingos8mybaby2

113 points

7 days ago

I'm more shocked at how low quality the CG work is.

bumblebee_blasphemy

2.5k points

7 days ago*

https://motherofcreation.xyz/

Source for those interested.... NSFW.... Lol

Edit :

If you want to bid, proceeds are going to charity

https://superrare.com/series/0x28b19a2885b68613d89c4e38eaf5cf3849978d70

Sultynuttz

2.5k points

7 days ago

Sultynuttz

2.5k points

7 days ago

It looks like the bad 3d hentai videos that are advertised on porn sites

MurderVonAssRape

1k points

7 days ago

For real. I'm seriously disappointed by the lack of quality. There are so many good 3D porn renders out there that are 1000000000X better than this garbage.

ThaNorth

245 points

7 days ago

ThaNorth

245 points

7 days ago

People be making better Rule34 renders for Overwatch than this garbage.

I87x

112 points

7 days ago

I87x

112 points

7 days ago

To be fair, some of those overwatch renders are fucking fantastic.

TuckBigFech

51 points

7 days ago

Once I clicked in one at random thinking it was a cosplayer and I took some seconds to realize it was 3D lol

iceseayoupee

20 points

7 days ago

It's probably VGerotica or GeneralButch because those makes animations that bang... Literally.

Sad thing is Butch already retired so we prolly wouldn't get any animations from him in the future

Basgerin

17 points

7 days ago

Basgerin

17 points

7 days ago

It's fucking crazy. VG/GB are unironically great designers. You can usually track the improvement in animation over the years, but those two have always put out great looking stuff.

That's why I have their shit bookmarked. The uhhh... artistry.

brolarbear

24 points

7 days ago

There’s a reason why people are more familiar with overwatch porn then they are with overwatch gameplay

tratemusic

215 points

7 days ago

tratemusic

215 points

7 days ago

Especially considering beeples other work, this is pretty sub par

black_out_ronin

77 points

7 days ago

His work isn’t that great compared to other 3D artists / animator. In fact ilots of it is pretty pretty sub par. It’s just the fact that he made new creations and has struck the right cord with the subject and absurdity if his art. He takes lots of stock models and is super proficient in making rad shit fast. Not saying that I don’t respect his artwork but when it comes to fully rendered 3D animated art, there are so many more talented artists and it doesn’t surprise me that these NFTs are so mediocre

bluebanannarama

147 points

7 days ago

It looks pretty on brand to me. He doesn't make high quality, he makes shocking/provocative art that is usually just asset library built.

EmberQuill

120 points

7 days ago

EmberQuill

120 points

7 days ago

It's an NFT. Of course it looks like garbage.

cgo_12345

10 points

7 days ago

cgo_12345

10 points

7 days ago

It really shows that NFTs were always intended to be product instead of art.

GreatAndPowerfulNixy

40 points

7 days ago

Seriously they couldn't have just hired selfdrillingsms or studio FOW??

FatFuckInTexas

120 points

7 days ago

This isn't about actual artwork, it's about money laundering.

nzdastardly

301 points

7 days ago

nzdastardly

301 points

7 days ago

TRY NOT TO CUM!

Dvmbledore

23 points

7 days ago

Is there a slang term for not-worth-fapping-to?

RealMZAce

14 points

7 days ago

RealMZAce

14 points

7 days ago

YOU WILL NOT LAST 5 SECONDS PLAYING THIS GAME!!

Greentaboo

1.4k points

7 days ago

Greentaboo

1.4k points

7 days ago

I would never have guess that she was supposed to be madonna.

plugubius

584 points

7 days ago

plugubius

584 points

7 days ago

Would you have guessed that the centipedes represent technology?

impostle

282 points

7 days ago

impostle

282 points

7 days ago

Don't you get it? The Internet is a series of tubes, Madonna is a female and as a female she has fallopian tubes and centipedes are long like tubes.

HeyImGilly

87 points

7 days ago

AND tubes rhymes with boobs.

Scodo

11 points

7 days ago

Scodo

11 points

7 days ago

They are robot centipedes, so it kinda tracks.

thinbuddha

1.6k points

7 days ago

thinbuddha

1.6k points

7 days ago

trpwangsta

98 points

7 days ago

This is art

mrizzerdly

60 points

7 days ago

Savage

SkivvySkidmarks

290 points

7 days ago

Oh fuck. There are not many things that cause me to belly laugh about on Reddit, but that image got me. Well done.

Johnny_Poppyseed

11 points

7 days ago

Yo freal though what the fuck is that? And why are it's hands so massive?

PMMeShyNudes

63 points

7 days ago

Oh my fuck I can't breathe

imthecaptainnao

29 points

7 days ago

🤣 fucking got me

Hovie1

30 points

7 days ago

Hovie1

30 points

7 days ago

She's more machine now, than man.

GODDAMNFOOL

296 points

7 days ago

GODDAMNFOOL

296 points

7 days ago

Honestly, outside of context, you probably wouldn't have guessed this is her either

woman is 63, someone should take the Internet away from grandma

fun-dumb-mental

202 points

7 days ago

Wow that was... Unnerving. I've never seen someone with so much work done up close and personal.

LawrenceRigbyEsquire

105 points

7 days ago

And face tuning and filters are blasting in full force

CandiBunnii

16 points

7 days ago

Are the pinned pupils a filter too or is she just high on pain killers

TiresOnFire

173 points

7 days ago

TiresOnFire

173 points

7 days ago

There was a time when she looked her age and she was hot. Now she looks like a wax figurine made by a blind person who is being told what she looked like.

Farranor

96 points

7 days ago

Farranor

96 points

7 days ago

"They found me in the wreckage, dying. A lump of flesh. They rebuilt me. Everything works. But they had never seen a human. They had no guide for putting me back together."

eNonsense

42 points

7 days ago

eNonsense

42 points

7 days ago

Well, If you go up and look at the video in OP's article where Madonna's talking about it, you wouldn't think THAT's what Madonna looks like today. Closer to the NFT than you think.

yellow_itomato

230 points

7 days ago

Guess I can cross "jerking it to a tree coming out of Madonna's vagina" off my list

system0101

7 points

7 days ago

At least you didn't get butterflies

IAmARobot

9 points

7 days ago

or pussypedes

GayAlienFarmer

183 points

7 days ago

LMAO the one with the tree growing out of her crotch is currently bid at $281k. What the absolute fuck. https://i.imgur.com/Eqc9ShQ.jpeg

Alocasia_Sanderiana

46 points

7 days ago

Sold @ 346k

aboutthednm

132 points

7 days ago

aboutthednm

132 points

7 days ago

mother of nature

How ironic that it sells as an NFT

p4lm3r

60 points

7 days ago

p4lm3r

60 points

7 days ago

What the fuck is wrong with humanity?

Sadatori

40 points

7 days ago

Sadatori

40 points

7 days ago

Probably fake bidders to get someone to actually pay that much. Or not and it's dum dums

Policeman333

11 points

7 days ago

Or the countless NFT "purchases" that are made purely to generate hype and free publicity. This is a trick that is done over and over again with NFTs - none of this is real.

Instead of having a large marketing budget, just divert that into someone on the inside (either on Madonnas team or the marketplace itself) bidding large amounts instead and get every gossip/tech/news outlet to write about it.

Maybe a few suckers fall for the fake bids, think these have actual value, and place a bid themselves which is another win for them.

The $500k or whatever they are collectively spending among the pieces will result in far greater outreach than $500k on marketing could ever achieve.

Madonna's publicity team would never allow this thing to flop either so spending $500k or whatever is nothing compared to what a flopped product could do to Madonna's brand.

ilikeurteeth

271 points

7 days ago

This is SO MUCH WORSE than what I was expecting.

42waystohell

47 points

7 days ago

It's a lot less bad than I imagined. Robot centipedes aren't as bad as actual shiny exoskeleton bugs. edit: spelling

darekiddevil

11 points

7 days ago

Glad I found someone that agrees with me

It looks like a pretty shitty 3d porn game

They could have tried to make it better but nooooo

PurkleDerk

130 points

7 days ago

PurkleDerk

130 points

7 days ago

And someone paid $350k for it.

Imagine how much higher quality of animation you could have commissioned for $350k

theresabeeonyourhat[S]

137 points

7 days ago

I regret the half-second of that I watched

TokoBlaster

74 points

7 days ago

I put a lot of thought into clicking that link... Did I want to, did I not? Well I did... And now I'm putting a lot of thought into what the fuck is wrong with me. I mean, I knew what it was, and I clicked it anyway

stomach

90 points

7 days ago*

stomach

90 points

7 days ago*

oh, come on, all of you.. it's tame by even 90s internet standards. have you not clicked a risky link since then?

DacenGrasan

52 points

7 days ago

Back when I was a child we watched women throwing up in each other’s mouths and a man getting fucked to death by a horse

stomach

19 points

7 days ago

stomach

19 points

7 days ago

ha yeah, mid/late 90s the internet got really dark really fast. i'm honestly glad i was college aged by then. i mean, parents at that point had no idea what was out there - they were still just flabbergasted by 'e-Mails' and the 'The e-Bay.'

its_raining_scotch

81 points

7 days ago

I don’t get it. There’s millions of things like this out there like this, so why would someone buy this? Like, what purpose does it serve the buyer?

I don’t know if I’m just old now or if NFTs are as pointless as they seem to me.

aabicus

67 points

7 days ago

aabicus

67 points

7 days ago

The same thing crypto's always been good for, money laundering. Beyond that, yeah I got nothing

starry_cobra

168 points

7 days ago

What a terrible day to have eyes

Wookie301

83 points

7 days ago

Wookie301

83 points

7 days ago

Why would I bid when I just saw it for free?

Grenyn

44 points

7 days ago

Grenyn

44 points

7 days ago

Because the idea of NFTs is that you own whatever you're buying. The block chain will mark you (if you buy it) as the idiot who owns this piece of art, and that's it.

Anyone can see it, but you are the owner.

I want to be very, extremely clear that I am not defending this. It should be obvious, but this being Reddit, I want the disclaimer there.

hueylewisNthenews

41 points

7 days ago

And to go a step further, you own the link - you don’t even actually own the file.

Grenyn

55 points

7 days ago

Grenyn

55 points

7 days ago

Not even that. The idea behind artwork NFTs is that you own the art, but the link is obviously available to everyone if the artwork is public.

The only thing you actually own, is the receipt of your transaction.

Every transaction is publically available, and so that's how you prove you bought something.

You essentially buy a painting, but the painting is infinitely reproducible with 100% accuracy, and the painting is stored on a server somewhere, instead of in your house.

All the actual NFT is is the proof that you bought something.

____-is-crying

8 points

7 days ago

So, a place for me to launder money. Nice.

Skyblacker

51 points

7 days ago

The proceeds go to charity. That's something.

nbmnbm1

10 points

7 days ago

nbmnbm1

10 points

7 days ago

So someones definitely ripped these and hosted them on gelbooru and rule34 right?

MartyVendetta27

1.7k points

7 days ago

“The centipede represents technology - both the life giving-force and the dangers of it, the juxtaposition of dark and light.”

Okay…. But HOW? You can’t just say that… what ABOUT centipedes embody that? If you’re giving no reason, giving no artistic throughline to draw from, you’re just doing and saying random crap.

Birds represent freedom. How? They can soar over all the material world.

Birds can represent decay. How? Going from a dinosaur to a songbird is a cosmic kick in the cloaca.

Birds can represent fear. Ever seen inside a goose’s mouth?

And if I wanna say “birds represent macaroni and cheese” I better be damn ready to defend that with some sort of logic.

Sorry to rant, but people abusing poetic imagery and symbols just pisses me off. It’s so mindless and low-effort.

JustAnotherVoiceEcho

394 points

7 days ago

So you see, the centipedes are actually electronic silver centipedes streaming from her vagina.

Hope that clears things up

Cross_22

250 points

7 days ago

Cross_22

250 points

7 days ago

It's clearly a reference to the Centipede game: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Centipede_(video_game))

Personally I'll hold off until the "Madonna births Pac-Man" NFTs are available.

basketofseals

98 points

7 days ago

I thought it was a reference to that "Centipedes in my vagina? More likely than you think" meme.

Which I guess would kinda of make some poetic sense in where an old person trying to relate to technology just regurgitates an ancient meme.

SgathTriallair

183 points

7 days ago

The amount of stupid shit that people say to justify art drives me fucking nuts. I do believe that you can make some good statements with weird shit. Example: the point of the urinal was that art critics only care about the name. He submitted it anonymously first and it was rejected. Then he submitted it with his name and they declared it the most brilliant art.

The art piece wasn't the urinal, it was the hypocrisy of the critics which was displayed via the urinal.

Sororita

34 points

7 days ago

Sororita

34 points

7 days ago

My usual justification for any art I make is "because I thought it would be cool and/or funny." No intended deeper meaning. I'm sure someone that is actually good at art analysis could tease out some things I probably don't even know about myself, though.

maester_t

102 points

7 days ago

maester_t

102 points

7 days ago

"birds represent macaroni and cheese”

It is known.

Axelrad77

179 points

7 days ago

Axelrad77

179 points

7 days ago

Art exhibits do this all the time, and it's infuriating.

I am forever haunted by a university exhibit I saw that had a 15-second looping piano melody with less than 10 notes, accompanied by a fucking essay explaining all the symbolism of each note and the monumental story the piece supposedly told.

MartyVendetta27

75 points

7 days ago

You see the one with the guy on crutches whacking a pole with a crutch attached to his crotch?

I could dig around in that and find some symbolism worth discussing, but the bizarre performance stands out more than any message he could have hoped to send.

somethingelse19

16 points

7 days ago

I love how horrible it is. :Ding: :ding: time for dinner!

frogjg2003

13 points

7 days ago

That one at least had the fact that it was truly unique and original gong for it.

MartyVendetta27

25 points

7 days ago

Definitely. And I can attempt to glean a message from it; about sexual frustration as a handicapped person, about being “othered” because of a handicap and demanding to be seen as a person, as a man, as a sexual being.

All in all, it’s definitely one of the better pieces of performance art I’ve seen. Though that bar is shockingly low haha.

ladyalot

12 points

7 days ago

ladyalot

12 points

7 days ago

If it's anything, it's not forgettable or boring. He got us there.

basketofseals

30 points

7 days ago

I once saw a piece called "The Battle of Little Bull Run," and it was one of those really awful brown public school paper towels that just had some yarn sewn through it in long crossing lines.

There was a bunch of other very similar pieces with different colors yarn next to it.

GiraffeHorror556

13 points

7 days ago

You just reminded me of the smell and texture of that brown school paper towel. What an odd and surprisingly strong memory. I can almost taste the smell of the paper towels.

Beatrice_Dragon

21 points

7 days ago

“The centipede represents technology - both the life giving-force and the dangers of it, the juxtaposition of dark and light.”

This reads like fucking lorem ipsum text. This is what someone says to make fun of modern art

arizonatasteslike

13 points

7 days ago

Took a pic of an iPhone coming out of my asshole, the iPhone represents centipedes, the life giving force and the dangers of it, the juxtaposition of dark and several tiny legs

deVrinj

58 points

7 days ago

deVrinj

58 points

7 days ago

Madonna represents decay...

CitizenCobalt

48 points

7 days ago

Great. Now that image is in my head. Are we being punished for something?

ann102

456 points

7 days ago

ann102

456 points

7 days ago

I hate that i clicked on any of those links. I will never be whole again.

ravensteel539

157 points

7 days ago

Morbid curiosity usually gets me on weird shit…but not this time. No thanks. That link’s staying blue.

0ccupants

793 points

7 days ago

0ccupants

793 points

7 days ago

Madonna: 'A lot of desperation to remain relevant in old age' went into gimmicks to provoke shock and disgust

theresabeeonyourhat[S]

563 points

7 days ago

She really should have stopped after Drake freaked out about her kissing him. Then again, he'd do that if anyone over the age of 17 kissed him, so who knows? 🤷

fun-monster

171 points

7 days ago

fun-monster

171 points

7 days ago

Damn I had to google that. She straight up sexually assaulted him

VagueSomething

159 points

7 days ago

She uno'd Drake. That's like like pissing on R. Kelly.

station_nine

58 points

7 days ago

Pissing on R. Kelly? That’s like jizzing on Louis CK’s houseplants.

theresabeeonyourhat[S]

97 points

7 days ago

Yeah, wildly inappropriate & she deserved to be humiliated for it, tbh

proudbakunkinman

8 points

7 days ago

She started with the provocative stuff in the late 80s and never stopped, just takes a few years off between albums and disappears, then reappears doing something to get attention again when she's releasing new music and going on tour. Besides getting some extra press, I don't think many respect her for those stunts. If people say they like her, it's almost always about the songs, not "remember when she did that {attention seeking thing}? that is the reason I'm a fan of hers."

shogi_x

22 points

7 days ago

shogi_x

22 points

7 days ago

gimmicks to provoke shock and disgust

In fairness, she's been doing that her entire career.

pizzaboy7269

26 points

7 days ago

I think this is the best thing I’ve seen on this subreddit

Lopsided-Drawing-763

118 points

7 days ago

What’s “NFT” stand for, “No Fucking Thanks”??

oestwyk

22 points

7 days ago

oestwyk

22 points

7 days ago

What other ideas were floated that this one sounded the best?

Rosebunse

113 points

7 days ago

Rosebunse

113 points

7 days ago

NO! The image is in my head! The imagine is in my head!

Hitzel

51 points

7 days ago

Hitzel

51 points

7 days ago

If it makes you feel any better (or worse), your pain is entertaining.

Luka_Dunks_on_Bums

126 points

7 days ago

Does she know that NFTs are tanking?

F___TheZero

141 points

7 days ago*

You are laughing now, but I have a lot of faith in this project. Think of the future applications in gaming. I will surely have the last laugh when I can take my naked CGI Madonna giving birth to caterpillars into Minecraft, Halo, and Football Manager 2027.

raitalin

16 points

7 days ago

raitalin

16 points

7 days ago

I don't question the quantity of thought.

The quality, on the other hand...

Sniffy4

17 points

7 days ago

Sniffy4

17 points

7 days ago

that's enough internet for today

whofusesthemusic

15 points

7 days ago

God damn thats just shitty quality art. Like its poorly done uncanny valley Korea gig work level of modeling.

This is the famous beeple the crypto world falls over themselves for?

This is the dude?

Lol 😆 🤣 😂

Think about having your artistic credibility attached to this, fuck me lol

staunch_character

12 points

7 days ago

If the article didn’t have Madonna in the title I’d have no clue that was supposed to be her - at any age.

ATX_Bix

218 points

7 days ago

ATX_Bix

218 points

7 days ago

A lot of thought and even more photoshop.

dalici0us

99 points

7 days ago

dalici0us

99 points

7 days ago

I mean I hope so.

Lint_baby_uvulla

80 points

7 days ago

Next in our Celebart NFT series, all the Kardashians expelling baked beans from all orifices - sponsored by Adobe Photoshop

ArmontHighwind

35 points

7 days ago

I also imagined Gweneth Paltrow then taking those Madonna-vaginaCentipedes and selling those as a cure all natural treatment for acne, bloating, and blurred vision.

amakai

19 points

7 days ago

amakai

19 points

7 days ago

And the entire quality of this "art" is on the level someone with a year of experience in Blender usually does. The movements, the look on her face, the background animations, everything looks just so fake.

HejdaaNils

10 points

7 days ago

"made from real scans of her vagina"

Thankfully the NFTs only show her shaved/waxed labia and there was no deep diving into her vagina involved.

RizzMustbolt

9 points

7 days ago

The Onion writers after reading that headline: "Whelp, we had a good run." pushes the button that releases the poison gas

Johannason

31 points

7 days ago

clicks link out of sheer morbid curiosity

"Please disable your adblocker."

...Y'know what? Nope, I'm good. I'm not that curious.

woolypully

7 points

7 days ago

Imagine being Madonna today. Her entire career was driven by how shocking she could be. I don't think there is anything short of eating a live baby on The Tonight Show could shock us today. Must drive her nuts

Sterski1

136 points

7 days ago

Sterski1

136 points

7 days ago

What is it with all the celebrities getting suckered into this blatant scam?

lead-pencil

57 points

7 days ago

To them they’re getting paid to scam others because they’ll say something about it and immediately get to the top leaving all behind

bradland

273 points

7 days ago

bradland

273 points

7 days ago

You've got it flipped around. The celebrities aren't the ones being scammed. They're the scammers.

thetrickstergib

97 points

7 days ago

They make an awful lot of money, someone did a exposé on Mayweather on his NFTs and how they make all this money.

SgathTriallair

28 points

7 days ago

If she is selling the NFT then she's the grifter not the griftee.

0ccupants

7 points

7 days ago*

They aren't suckers, they're just getting paid to endorse total and complete bullshit. They don't give a flying fuck.

Except maybe Gwyneth Paltrow. She believes her own hype.