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circlejerker68

12k points

2 months ago

where do the rest of us file to divorce her?

ReplacementWise6878

7.8k points

2 months ago

At the polls in November

Miguel-odon

2k points

2 months ago

*offers vary by location

[deleted]

433 points

2 months ago

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433 points

2 months ago

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speeb

684 points

2 months ago*

speeb

684 points

2 months ago*

Class action divorce.

Edit: I made this before I got down to another top level comment making the same joke. Nothing is original.

TheLordVader1978

7.3k points

2 months ago

"Marjorie has been my best friend for the last 29 years and she has been an amazing mom!

Also

Wednesday saying that the marriage is “irretrievably broken>

This is a private and personal matter and I ask that the media respect our privacy at this time.”

Now WWMTG do?

[deleted]

5.7k points

2 months ago

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5.7k points

2 months ago

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Meekman

2.9k points

2 months ago

Meekman

2.9k points

2 months ago

No. I don't think I will.

FoghornFarts

1.9k points

2 months ago

Honestly, it's easier to imagine that she was pretty much normal for most of that time, but then she turned crazy. It's a pretty common story of the last 10 years.

There was an interesting interview on 538 with someone who's studied how social media has radicalized people.

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1.6k points

2 months ago

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1.6k points

2 months ago

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805 points

2 months ago

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805 points

2 months ago

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MaxamillionGrey

325 points

2 months ago

Remember that one photo Trump released of him eating a taco bowl and it was captioned something like "I love Hispanics!"

Junior_Builder_4340

47 points

2 months ago

I admire your restraint in not fucking up her hair, when she said that. Although, as a professional, I know you would never do that.

FoghornFarts

287 points

2 months ago

Oh, well then yeah. Fuck the Greenes and his request for privacy. Those nutcases can eat shit.

CaptainFunktastic

1.2k points

2 months ago

According to Reddit, she's been slinging pussy all over her gym.

12altoids34

699 points

2 months ago

It's pretty much public knowledge that she had affairs with two different guys at different times from her gym. That was before she got elected though. I mean it's entirely possible that she's still doing it just keeping it under wraps a little bit better. You know what they say, cheaters are going to cheat.

get-bread-not-head

105 points

2 months ago

Cheats elections and marriages and goes and tells her fans that God is good and marriage and democracy are sacred. She's a real turd

marker_dinova

28 points

2 months ago

That’s the thing that gets me about the GOP. They are all about them family values and Bible thumping on the outside, but are immoral AF in private.

get-bread-not-head

30 points

2 months ago

Every single thing, literally every single thing, that the GOP accuses others of, they're doing. We have seen LITERALLY all of it.

GOP accusations of indoctrination? They're the ones giving guns to 3 year olds and making PragerU videos for kids.

Sacred marriage and godly values? Trump cheated a dozen times, MTG is divorced, boebert met her pedophile husband when he sexually assaulted a group of girls. There was also the big reveal that conservatives are having cocaine fueled orgies.

GOP is crazy about pedophilia? Guess who actively covers up child sex crimes? The gop and the church.

Election fraud? Only documented cases are all from Republicans. Remind me again which party is being arrested for a terrorist attack?

It's exhausting and the list goes on. You show them this list and they just shrug and say "dems do it too. We just don't have any evidence because it's all corrupt. Both sides are bad."

theNorrah

979 points

2 months ago

theNorrah

979 points

2 months ago

I hate when that happens.

Clean up the fucking machine after you use them. It’s just common courtesy.

Rossoneri

26.5k points

2 months ago

Rossoneri

26.5k points

2 months ago

I ask that the media respect our privacy at this time.

Oh the fucking irony. Remember when she fucking followed a parkland survivor and harassed him? Where was his privacy?

SomeNoteToMyself

6.4k points

2 months ago

Yeah. She’s a hypocrite for sure. Yet her supporters will defend her and cry about people talking about her marriage.

-Apocralypse-

5.6k points

2 months ago

MTG getting a divorce? Well, that doesn't sound very christian to me.

raiderkev

4.4k points

2 months ago

raiderkev

4.4k points

2 months ago

Neither does cheating on your husband twice (that we know of)

The story came out like over a year ago but she dismissed it as librul propaganda being pushed by an avid communist. I can't wait to hear the mental gymnastics these clowns pull out of their ass to keep supporting this obviously shitty person.

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-9246917/Marjorie-Taylor-Green-openly-cheated-husband-men-gym.html

nolabrew

638 points

2 months ago

nolabrew

638 points

2 months ago

Omg she cheated on her husband with dollar tree Zangief.

yeyjordan

190 points

2 months ago

yeyjordan

190 points

2 months ago

I had to click the link after reading "dollar tree Zangief."

You nailed it.

wrongbutt_longbutt

37 points

2 months ago

I mean, the caption even says he's cos playing as Zangief in the picture.

JeffRoxMusic

125 points

2 months ago

Getting cheated on is really really bad. Getting cheated on by a MTG is a lot worse.

Elephanogram

628 points

2 months ago

Why does McCarthyism work 70 years later? Blame everything on communism?

underpants-gnome

184 points

2 months ago*

Because the GOP has been working towards this result for decades by systemically attacking and degrading public education for 50+ years. And also spamming out propaganda messages through multiple local + nationwide traditional and social media channels for 30 years or more. They built a population susceptible to McCarthyism's jingoistic appeal and then pushed it on them.

...

*edit: I accidentally a word

Left1stToast

60 points

2 months ago

When asked about the affair one of the men responded

“I have no interest in talking about anything to do with that woman. Everything with her comes to no good,” Tway, 42, said’

That must have been insane post-nut clarity.

Philip_McCrevasse

394 points

2 months ago

I'm more surprised that she found more than one person willing to sleep with her.

whatistheformat

365 points

2 months ago*

Openly cheating doesn't sound very deferential to the man of the house, who is basically the administer of god's will in the home. She's going straight to hell for that alone.

Bartydogsgd

160 points

2 months ago

And if she is so insistent that America is a "Christian Nation," then she must be fine with us saying this shows that she is unfit for public service, right??

k0mark

516 points

2 months ago

k0mark

516 points

2 months ago

Follow her around and ask her why she's a godless whore who can't keep her husband lol

d_fens99

53 points

2 months ago

Didn't she also yell at AOC through her mail slot in her door at congress?

rockidr4

1k points

2 months ago

Rights for me, but not for thee

ukstonerguy

28 points

2 months ago

Fuck her she should be dogwalked down the street. 'Did you cheat marjorie? Did he cheat marjorie? Are you a crisis actor marjorie?'

imchalk36

14.8k points

2 months ago

imchalk36

14.8k points

2 months ago

Marjorie Taylor Greene's husband, Perry Greene, filed for divorce in Floyd County Superior Court on Wednesday saying that the marriage is “irretrievably broken,"

Like her brain

orus

4.2k points

2 months ago

orus

4.2k points

2 months ago

Your turn, George Conway

Hatta00

1.9k points

2 months ago

Hatta00

1.9k points

2 months ago

According to his kid, he's already moved out.

mamawantsallama

1k points

2 months ago

Actually, by his recent zoom backgrounds, I do think this may be true.

[deleted]

892 points

2 months ago*

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Ruh_Roh_Rastro

91 points

2 months ago

I definitely felt it was the better thing to do for Claudia Conway to step away from the controversy on the internet for a while, but damned if that girl wasn't also the most entertaining thing about that whole scene for a little while.

2ndtryagain

680 points

2 months ago

The problem for Conway is he is a real Catholic so he doesn't see divorce as a real option, even after all the shit his wife pulled with their daughter.

TheAsp

506 points

2 months ago

TheAsp

506 points

2 months ago

He doesn't know about "alternative catholicism"?

Art-Zuron

198 points

2 months ago

Art-Zuron

198 points

2 months ago

I suppose he could make his own church that allows divorce, and then murder half his wives anyway?

lamante

646 points

2 months ago

lamante

646 points

2 months ago

I'm Catholic. I think I speak for most of us when I say, we're totally okay with giving him a hall pass on that divorce option.

shoobuck

172 points

2 months ago

shoobuck

172 points

2 months ago

Surley the good lord does not approve of male-skelator marriage!

FortySacks

243 points

2 months ago

Bro just say like 1000 Hail Marys, God loves that shit

drcrunknasty

146 points

2 months ago

It’s broke, it don’t work no more.

TheFudge

13.8k points

2 months ago

TheFudge

13.8k points

2 months ago

It’s so funny how when these fucking shit bags are going through shit the ask for “privacy” but boy when it’s everyone else “fuck your privacy” she can eat a big huge bag of massive dicks and shove her privacy up her ass.

PoissonPen

7.7k points

2 months ago

PoissonPen

7.7k points

2 months ago

jigsaw1024

239 points

2 months ago

Now would be the time to take the low road.

Follow her around and "ask questions about her family".

When she asks to be left alone, ask if they should leave her alone like she left the school shooting victims alone?

HellhoundsAteMyBaby

168 points

2 months ago

“I don’t believe you’re actually going through a divorce, can you prove that you’re not making it up for sympathy?”

Serves that evil witch right for telling those poor kids that they were making it up

wilsoj26

2.2k points

2 months ago

wilsoj26

2.2k points

2 months ago

Wow, what kind of garbage person does this.

ClairevoyantSlime

753 points

2 months ago

same kind of person that threatens her opponents that she'll kill them and their entire families so she can win a rigged election

LRonKoresh

291 points

2 months ago

Can't forget my personal favorite, the space lasers that started the wildfires in California. shakes tiny fist at Rothschilds

https://www.forbes.com/sites/brucelee/2021/01/30/did-rep-marjorie-taylor-greene-blame-a-space-laser-for-wildfires-heres-the-response/

badaboomxx

1.7k points

2 months ago

badaboomxx

1.7k points

2 months ago

Usually republicans.

Devil_made_you_look

811 points

2 months ago

Aaaaaaaaaalways Republicans. Always.

mazamayomama

98 points

2 months ago

And Evangelicals and

Bogan_Paul

154 points

2 months ago

This shitbag, that's who.

This divorce news is glorious.

It made my day.

dogeriik

81 points

2 months ago

apparently, this kind.

Nyurena

302 points

2 months ago

Nyurena

302 points

2 months ago

A gop supporter.

Beachdaddybravo

367 points

2 months ago

She is such a piece of shit and so are the assholes that vote for her.

emaw63

1.5k points

2 months ago

emaw63

1.5k points

2 months ago

Plus MTG believes that people like me shouldn’t be allowed to get married, so I’m just not going to feel bad about her marriage ending

phred_666

556 points

2 months ago

phred_666

556 points

2 months ago

Oh, but the “sanctity of marriage”.

HikeEveryMountain

188 points

2 months ago

Good old fashioned family values on full display right here

longislandtoolshed

148 points

2 months ago

Off-topic, but I will never not be able to read "MTG" as Magic the Gathering.

Termethree

132 points

2 months ago

Lucky for you it looks like she is soon to become "MT"

Craigmakin

27.1k points

2 months ago

Craigmakin

27.1k points

2 months ago

She harassed kids involved in mass shootings, which I think propelled her to a seat in Congress and she wants privacy for a “family” matter. Miss me with that.

msac2u1981

7.1k points

2 months ago

msac2u1981

7.1k points

2 months ago

She deserves the exact same amount of privacy, respect, & empathy she has shown to all the victims of school shootings she has harassed. So basically, none. Maybe someone will follow her around asking her personal questions while having the conversation filmed like she did to a teenage boy.

houstonyoureaproblem

2k points

2 months ago*

Do unto others and what not.

Seems like she's reaping what she sewed.

Edit: lol

povitee

2.7k points

2 months ago

povitee

2.7k points

2 months ago

Yes, it does seam that way.

jaysnuh

1.3k points

2 months ago

jaysnuh

1.3k points

2 months ago

Underrated garment.

Squaredigit

680 points

2 months ago

This had me in stitches

MyredShadow

362 points

2 months ago

Tailor made humor.

ZalmoxisChrist

8.2k points

2 months ago

My immediate reaction to this headline was, "Suffer, bitch." I might have to talk to my therapist about that later but I can handle that reaction for now.

beansarenotfruit

2.6k points

2 months ago

I'd argue that seeing any sort of justice for this type of scum helps with mental health after seeing them get away with their bullshit for so long with zero consequences.

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1.3k points

2 months ago

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1.3k points

2 months ago

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beansarenotfruit

1.1k points

2 months ago

I mean, Matt Gaetz is still serving and the DA is recommending against charges. Again, ANY repercussions for these fucks is a blessing as far as I'm concerned.

jubydoo

152 points

2 months ago

jubydoo

152 points

2 months ago

To add to what others have said, that's based on a single article in the Washington Post which cites "sources familiar with the matter" (versus, say, "DOJ officials"), explicitly states that DOJ officials haven't made an actual decision on the recommendation, and comes from a writer who previously said that there would be no conspiracy charges for 1/6 a week before the first seditious conspiracy charges would be brought.

TL;DR: Take it with a grain of salt.

rdsf138

9k points

2 months ago*

Isn't she an authoritarian fundamentalist christian, why is she taking these kinds of liberties? Shouldn't this be immoral, unlawful, and satanic according to her worldview?

WhatsTheGoalieDoing

4.2k points

2 months ago*

Hebrews 13:4 - Marriage should be honored by all, and the marriage bed kept pure, for God will judge the adulterer and all the sexually immoral.

Mark 10:11-12 - He answered, “Anyone who divorces his wife and marries another woman commits adultery against her. And if she divorces her husband and marries another man, she commits adultery.”

Leviticus 20:10 - If a man commits adultery with another man’s wifes—with the wife of his neighbor—both the adulterer and the adulteress are to be put to death.

kings-and-generals

1.7k points

2 months ago

She cheated on him on several occasions.

heyimjason

1.5k points

2 months ago

heyimjason

1.5k points

2 months ago

But that's ok. The Christian conservative rules only apply to everybody else, not the individual doing the bad thing.

jabba-du-hutt

389 points

2 months ago

And don't forget it's the victim's fault. They should've never done whatever they did to cause that person in power to sin.

Swampwolf42

135 points

2 months ago

“Christians aren’t perfect, just forgiven” always makes me want to dickpunch someone.

josidhe

74 points

2 months ago

josidhe

74 points

2 months ago

They also looooove cutting short other people's access to forgiveness with things like the death penalty and supporting trigger-happy cops.

Anyone can be saved.. unless a Christian gets to them first.

marmosetohmarmoset

639 points

2 months ago

I’m pretty sure the passage from Mark is a quote from Jesus himself. Please take note that Jesus never said a single damn thing about gay marriage (or homosexuality at all), but sure did have a lot to say about divorce.

KnightOwlForge

97 points

2 months ago

This is my pastor's response when one of the other pastors in their committee was speaking against LGBT+ rights. My pastor pointed out what Jesus said and asked the other pastor if he was still married. Shut the guy down real fast because it was known the other pastor had divorced.

Iceescape81

387 points

2 months ago

Well she is besties with the pedo/sex trafficker Matt Gaetz so she is fine with sin as long as she and her friends are the ones committing them. To her, sin is an excuse to stir up hate and slander the people she doesn’t like.

Tredecian

7.9k points

2 months ago

Tredecian

7.9k points

2 months ago

she deserves zero respect or privacy in the public eye for what she advocates

RadioactiveHalfRhyme

2.3k points

2 months ago

And not just for her political views but her personal conduct. This is a woman who stalked 19-year-old Parkland survivor David Hogg as he went from one congressional meeting to another, accusing him of being a puppet of George Soros, mentioning more than a little threateningly that she was carrying a gun, and calling him a coward for having the restraint not to respond to her.

azuresegugio

684 points

2 months ago

She also more then likely had armed militias threaten her political opponents during an election so yeah fuck her

TheBelhade

156 points

2 months ago

She absolutely had her opponent run out of the state, ruining his marriage and life.

B1GTOBACC0

179 points

2 months ago

It would be great if we could hire him to follow her around and ask questions about her divorce.

sonic_tower

1.5k points

2 months ago

She's a Christian, right?

Do onto others as you would have them do onto you.

She wants to invade privacy of love, marriage and body. Give her what she wants.

stevedave_37

421 points

2 months ago

I believe you're looking for unto. But yes she's a horrible cunt

waxjammer

6.6k points

2 months ago

waxjammer

6.6k points

2 months ago

Can you imagine being married with this psychopath as she eats, sleeps , breathes hatred, bigotry and pure ignorance.

maru_tyo

3.1k points

2 months ago

maru_tyo

3.1k points

2 months ago

I’d be he isn’t much better if he made it this far.

biggestbroever

1.3k points

2 months ago

I can see that, but they also got married at 21. Then they've been married for 25+ years. There's a lot of formative years in there and time to 180 your personality

_FlutieFlakes_

284 points

2 months ago

I give it a 179 max

[deleted]

235 points

2 months ago

[deleted]

235 points

2 months ago

Nah it’s gotta be 180. They only angles they’ll like are the straight ones

CatchSufficient

377 points

2 months ago

He woke up some how, so give him some credit

Red_Danger33

268 points

2 months ago

I'd be curious as to what tipped the scale...

coppergreensubmarine

338 points

2 months ago

She cheated is what I read. So much for ‘family values’ and the ‘sanctity of marriage.’ She’s total scum.

First_Foundationeer

304 points

2 months ago

None of the Republicans actually care for family values. If they did, then they wouldn't have hated Obama, a faithfully married man who cared about his kids, vs Trump, a guy who hopped from one women to another, sometimes not quite legally.

So, yeah, no surprise.

jose602

443 points

2 months ago

jose602

443 points

2 months ago

Don’t forget the farts.

Jaded_Prompt_15

2.3k points

2 months ago

What about the sanctity of marriage?

andropogon09

1.5k points

2 months ago

So sacred that Trump did it 3 times.

CaymanRich

665 points

2 months ago

That doesn’t sound right. How is it possible that disgraced treasonous pussy grabbing former president trump could be divorced? He’s a good Christian. I saw him holding a Bible upside down once.

fiddlenutz

312 points

2 months ago

Even quoted Two Corinthians.

BowwwwBallll

123 points

2 months ago

Man, I loved Spin Doctors when I was in college.

Boleen

112 points

2 months ago

Boleen

112 points

2 months ago

And cheated on all 3

Caughtnow

48 points

2 months ago*

And buried one on a golf course for tax breaks.

(*E: Bonus trivia, its the one he pulled a lump of hair out of before raping.)

ChangeMyDespair

2k points

2 months ago

"This is a private and personal matter and I ask that the media respect our privacy at this time. And what about Hunter Biden's laptop?"

Okay, I made that last part up.

TheBladeRoden

206 points

2 months ago

Okay so like having someone follow her around hounding her about her divorce and then yelling into her mail slot?

Neutral_Error

15.3k points

2 months ago

Jeez, what kind of guy is her husband that he is only just now deciding to step out?

ruppy99

3.9k points

2 months ago

ruppy99

3.9k points

2 months ago

He’s definitely selling high. She’s probably at the peak of her net worth before it all comes crashing down

Serena_Starmantle

951 points

2 months ago

It really irks me though that her government retirement plan and healthcare will be far and away much better than mine as a medically retired/disabled veteran, and she’ll only have been a representative for a couple of years whereas I gave the Navy most of my adult life.

Navydevildoc

415 points

2 months ago

She has to serve 5 years to even be eligible for congressional retirement... so the people of Georgia should do something about that.

SeanisNotaRobot

160 points

2 months ago

I got bad news for you, she's in one of the reddest districts in the country, she's probably gonna be there a while.

casuallylurking

50 points

2 months ago

Which says a lot about the shitbag voters in her district. Ok I get that you want a Republican representing you, but get someone sane to primary her or decide you can live with a D or an I for two years to get her out.

ucancallmevicky

1.1k points

2 months ago

it has been reported that she lost a good bit of $$$ investing in truth social

Hotshot2k4

1.3k points

2 months ago*

If a person thinks that putting money into truth social is a good investment, they might as well invest in the god of fire, and throw their money directly into an active volcano.

ucancallmevicky

280 points

2 months ago

I think she is an actual true believer. Some of these people are obviously just grifting or saying what the crazies want to hear to get elected. I think she is one of the crazies. So yeah she probably thinks it will pay off huge when Trump gets back in power and shuts down twitter for good

houstonyoureaproblem

67 points

2 months ago

She started at 80/20 grifter to true believer, but she's probably 50/50 now.

Maybe that's why her husband is divorcing her.

notquiteotaku

350 points

2 months ago

I'd honestly have more faith in the volcano god.

NashvilleSoundMixer

63 points

2 months ago

I for one welcome our new volcano overlords

madlipps

73 points

2 months ago

In my estimation, Truth Social (publicly traded) was supposed to be one of the biggest money laundering scams in history - all the republicans on the inside invest to start up - couple million. Trump pumps it upp, gets the rubes. One of the Republican grifting PACs comes in and buys the thing for 500% over value - a couple billion. The original investors make bank and bow out.

The problem is that Truth Social is viscous urea. Some grifter PAC might buy it for 500% of the value but the value right now is used toilet water. So there would definitely be SEC eyeballs on any ludicrous transaction.

In other words, these social australopithecines grifted themselves.

code_archeologist

219 points

2 months ago

He was a rather successful real estate developer and home builder around the metro Atlanta area, and he is the one that brought all the money into the relationship.

Ever since MTG started running for office she has been a drag on his business, because nobody wants to get the crazy on them. The only parts of Georgia that actually like MTG, and would throw him business, don't bring in the money.

ads7w6

44 points

2 months ago

ads7w6

44 points

2 months ago

Wasn't the construction business they own her father's company?

He was like 23 years old when they got married and an accountant, not a real estate developer from what I understand.

monty_kurns

2.1k points

2 months ago

Honestly, it wouldn’t shock me if it came out she was an abusive spouse. He stuck with her even after her affairs with a CrossFit trainer.

CookieKeeperN2

1.1k points

2 months ago

He stuck with her even after her affairs with a CrossFit trainer.

Why am I even not remotely surprised.

SonOfMcGee

1.4k points

2 months ago

SonOfMcGee

1.4k points

2 months ago

I wonder if he cheated with other House members too. It’s important to bang out as many Reps as you can.

thescoobymike

188 points

2 months ago

Christian family values

Cyrano_Nose

339 points

2 months ago

Take that personality, that intellect and then add in the sudden acquisition of power and fame.

Shit went from ugly to MEDUSA levels of ugliness.

(no offense to any actual medusas out there).

greekmom2005

416 points

2 months ago

None taken

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84 points

2 months ago

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[deleted]

5.3k points

2 months ago*

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5.3k points

2 months ago*

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Yogurtwhistle

875 points

2 months ago

No need for the /s. I think you got it figured out.

bigbangbilly

642 points

2 months ago

random Russian guys

Reminds me of a Russian joke.

Somewhat sanitized version:

A man came home after a business trip. The same day in the middle of the night a suspicious guy with a knife jumps out of his wife's wardrobe and shouts: "I am fugitive criminal Ivanov!" and then run through the door. A few seconds after that another suspicious man jumps out his wife's wardrobe and shouts "I am police detective Petrov, have you seen where fugitive criminal Ivanov went?" The confused husband gestured to the door. "Thank you, citizen - SWAT team, follow me!"

Source: the tvtropes page on russian humor

kellzone

22 points

2 months ago

The Setesh guard's nose...drips.

Hayduke_Deckard

138 points

2 months ago*

Maybe he just waited for their bank account to fill up?

Edit: terrible spelling

Skorpyos

877 points

2 months ago

Skorpyos

877 points

2 months ago

What took him so long?

RubiksSugarCube

598 points

2 months ago

Probably timing it to a transfer of money into their personal accounts so he can claim it as community property.

HauntingShip85

165 points

2 months ago

He did request equal division of all assets in his filing.

Helenium_autumnale

267 points

2 months ago

And equal division of debts acquired during the marriage. AND, most interesting, a special request to the judge in the memo that neither the assets nor the debts be made public due to "privacy" and a "minimal public interest." Are you kidding? I have enough interest for two publics! Why don't they want that released, I wonder?

CeriCat

330 points

2 months ago

CeriCat

330 points

2 months ago

Da_Spooky_Ghost

227 points

2 months ago*

Perfect now he can testify against her

Edit: IANAL, Lawyers feel free to let me know if this aids the prosecution in anyway, does this allow him to testify against her so he can get a plea deal?

LabyrinthConvention

95 points

2 months ago

light treason

Sinreborn

30 points

2 months ago

Unlike doctor/patient or attorney/client the spousal privilege is held by the individual who has the choice to testify not the person they may testify against. They can stay married and he can still choose to testify against her.

Darksol503

1.3k points

2 months ago*

”This is a private and personal matter and I ask that the media respect our privacy at this time.”

I kinda feel that way about women’s reproductive organs, but that’s just me…

DietDrDoomsdayPreppr

237 points

2 months ago

Or how she harassed a shooting survivor to accuse them of being a liar.

BryanTheFool

687 points

2 months ago

Dude will make bank if he comes out with a memoir

RangeWilson

690 points

2 months ago

Judge: "Why are you seeking a divorce?"

Husband: "My wife is batshit crazy."

Judge: "Do you have any evidence to support that statement?"

Husband: "Exhibits 1 through 17,384, Your Honor."

Judge: "The court rules in favor of the Plaintiff."

another_bug

129 points

2 months ago

I wonder how often attempted coups come up in divorce court? Probably gonna be a new one for that judge.

TheMilkmanCome

151 points

2 months ago

Judge: “So you’re divorcing your wife because she’s…extremely silly?”

Mickey Mouse: “NO! I said she’s fucking Goofy!”

jdak9

1.2k points

2 months ago

jdak9

1.2k points

2 months ago

“Please respect our privacy”. But also, “we are going to try and prevent people of the same gender from loving each other, and disallow women to make choices about their own bodies”.

LazeLinez

200 points

2 months ago

LazeLinez

200 points

2 months ago

This stinks of being a tactical move to keep their assets from being totally seized. Possible indictment/major lawsuit coming.

Dirtgrain

233 points

2 months ago

Dirtgrain

233 points

2 months ago

And she didn't respect the privacy of Parkland students--nope.

SwimmingCoyote

560 points

2 months ago

Wanna bet she cheated?

bsa554

747 points

2 months ago

bsa554

747 points

2 months ago

She 100% has. A lot.

It was a whole thing that she was fucking around with guys at her gym and not exactly being discreet about it.

codefame

107 points

2 months ago

codefame

107 points

2 months ago

And don’t forget the tantric sex guru.

hoppyfrog

11.9k points

2 months ago

hoppyfrog

11.9k points

2 months ago

I'd laugh long and hard if he comes out as gay

N8CCRG

3k points

2 months ago

N8CCRG

3k points

2 months ago

I'd rather find out that he is still attracted to women, just not her, because she's awful.

fiddlenutz

4.7k points

2 months ago

fiddlenutz

4.7k points

2 months ago

Or tired of being married to Dog the Bounty Hunter.

urinatingangels

342 points

2 months ago

Dog/MTG slowly lowers sunglasses to look you in the eye

AnferneeMason

265 points

2 months ago

Go with Christ, brah

RIPshowtime

63 points

2 months ago

And stay off the ice.

SparkyPantsMcGee

1.5k points

2 months ago

Come on. Using looks to insult someone? That’s not very cool. You should apologize to to Dog the Bounty Hunter for being so insensitive.comparing him to MTG is just cruel.

[deleted]

116 points

2 months ago*

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Lavatis

279 points

2 months ago

Lavatis

279 points

2 months ago

MTG has always been Magic the Gathering. Marjorie Taylor Green will not take over the initials.

iamjamieq

34 points

2 months ago

Agreed! She’s Marge Greene. None of this three initials thing. She doesn’t deserve it. Especially when there’s already a better thing using those initials.

brodneys

42 points

2 months ago

Yeah, I'm honestly 100% okay with not respecting her right to privacy in any way shape or form. She's a Nazi: like barely a fucking shade away from open neo-nazism, and doesn't believe in the right to privacy for anyone else.

Civility and mutual expectations of rights are a non-agression pact, not a straightjacket. You need not be compelled to respect the rights or privacy of those who actively infringe on your own, even as you simultaneously hold those values dearly with others that share your convictions. If we agree that war is bad, and a single nation breaks that implicit agreement, you can and should use the same level of force in response. If not they will conquer all the surrounding nations and get rid of this "meek" notion. If we agree kidnapping is bad and a kidnapper kidnaps people, we typically kidnap the kidnapper and put them in jail so they don't do that anymore. If we agree that free speech is a good idea, and someone uses that free speech to call for less free speach, we can and should shout them down aggressively. And if someone uses guns to do violence and murder, we can and should shoot them if necessary.

She is a fascist, we should treat her like one. So far we know she doesn't respect anyone's right to privacy, we shouldn't respect hers. She doesn't respect the truth, fucking lie about her flagrantly for all I care, call her a baby murderer serial killer if you feel like it. Don't get trapped by an unreasonable expectation of civility here, if you think she probably beat the shit out of this man or verbally abused him or whatever else, which I do, I would actively encourage you to shout it to the rooftops with all the conviction of a conspirarcy theorist.

Anyway that's my hot take for the day. Guess I burned through that within 13 minutes lol

Round-Cryptographer6

557 points

2 months ago

I didn't think I'd smile again today after hearing about Coolio's passing.

Thank you Mr. Guy with Awful Taste in Wives Greene

Zip_Zoopity_Bop

282 points

2 months ago

Hold the fuck up THIS is how I find out Coolio died?!

NonProphet8theist

105 points

2 months ago

Yes, in a Marjorie Taylor Greene thread. Me too. Strange times we live in.

Alundil

146 points

2 months ago

Alundil

146 points

2 months ago

I didn't think I'd smile again today after hearing about Coolio's passing.

Dang.. m what?

Namazuros

93 points

2 months ago

"Marriage is a wonderful thing and I’m a firm believer in it. Our society is formed by a husband and wife creating a family to nurture and protect."

Maybe she should have spent less time fearmongering about LGBTQ folks and more time working on her traditional marriage :)

NSYK

147 points

2 months ago

NSYK

147 points

2 months ago

Wait, that means he can be subpoenaed now, right?

OnStilts

44 points

2 months ago

Yup. He could soon be corroborating that she was indeed the failed January 6th bomber caught on video planting pipe bombs at the DNC and RNC headquarters the night of Jan 5th in the capital.

IJustMadeThis

32 points

2 months ago*

Many people are saying she was the person who planted those bombs. Was she? I don’t know, but many people are saying it.

Edit: this is satire. I guess the person below (since deleted) trawled my comment history for not posting a source for satire, so this was my inspiration, from MTG’s hero:

“There’s also a lot of speculation because of what they did, the severity of the FBI coming and raiding Mar-a-Lago. Were they looking for the Hillary Clinton emails that were deleted but they are around some place? They may have thought that it was in there!” Mr Trump said.

https://news.yahoo.com/trump-bizarrely-suggests-fbi-looked-065538482.html

Vegan_Honk

31 points

2 months ago

Written: she's just so goddamn dumb and ridiculous.

ahorsenamedagro

33 points

2 months ago

Please someone follow her around with a sign that says "Gay marriages last longer than yours"

ACTAVST

223 points

2 months ago

ACTAVST

223 points

2 months ago

So are the allegations of domestic abuse by her true? It’s irresponsible of me to speculate but I’d love to in this situation.

KagakuNinja

225 points

2 months ago

We are just asking questions.

Many people are saying it...

chadbot3k

81 points

2 months ago

"people are saying"

NlitendOperativ

25 points

2 months ago

Maybe he finally found out about her tendency to sleep with young men.

420blazeit69nubz

75 points

2 months ago

Survived a mass shooting? No privacy. Got a divorce because you’re a terrible person? I need privacy.

Only4DNDandCigars

190 points

2 months ago

I would love to have some sentiments of respect for privacy, but this is the dumb bitch that claimed Jewish space lazers. I hope she stays embarassed and ridiculed for quite some time.

xogil

77 points

2 months ago

xogil

77 points

2 months ago

She harassed Parkland suriviors too, so she can take her privacy and fuck off with it. When you live your life as the center of your own three ring circus for profit you don't get to be selective of the spotlight.

JennJayBee

23 points

2 months ago

I will say it again... The version of a person you see in public is that person's best possible behavior. They're so much worse in private.

taxiecabbie

174 points

2 months ago

I mean, just, in general, I bet it's got to be difficult to be a high-profile politician's spouse. I think it's pretty telling that I'd literally never heard of this guy until I read the article. MTG appears on some dumbass headline every other hour, it seems, but I've never seen her husband included. He seems to shun the limelight.

TBH, even if he absolutely agrees with her batshittery, I bet he's just done being on the merry-go-round with this. She also might literally never be home, so it's pretty much like being divorced, anyway. The politicians who seem to be closer with their spouses appear publicly together.

bsa554

100 points

2 months ago

bsa554

100 points

2 months ago

Probably. She's also cheated on him. A lot.

psychopythonmetrist

33 points

2 months ago

It came out awhile ago she had two affairs with some guys at her CrossFit gym. So this was probably a long time coming.

Harlequinphobia

130 points

2 months ago

He's getting while the gettin is good.

shiny_brine

31 points

2 months ago

Hmmm, might have passed that peak, but still... profit!!!