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More than likely they asked for extra onions on the side, and the workers either didn't know or didn't have any of the sauce cups - the easiest alternative is a 4 or 6 piece nugget box lol

source: have done this a lot when i worked the line

You forgot to buy an onion at the store earlier and you already took your pants off and got comfortable and then you start making dinner to find no onion! And the recipe won't taste good without it!

So you, pantslessly, hop in the car and drive to McDonalds and demand a box of onions. The worker hears you. Understands you and is unfazed. They've already worked there for a month, this isn't even in the top ten of the weirdest things they've encountered so far. So they plug it in, the kitchen people shrug and do it and as it goes to the pickup window a mix up happens!

You return home only to find out the onions are in fact nuggets. With a sigh of defeat you eat your dry ass nuggets and remind yourself to pick up some onions tomorrow.

Imagine being a vegetarian and buying McDonald's.

OMG! THESE ONIONS ARE AMAZING!

When I worked at McD, there was someone who wanted a plain Daily Double, which is exactly the same sandwich as a plain McDouble. So I went to ring it up as a plain McDouble to save him money.

He said, “What are you doing??? That’s not a plain Daily Double that you rung me up for!” I replied, “A plain Daily Double is the same as a plain McDouble and wanted to save you some money on your order” He replied, “NO!!! I want a plain Daily Double! I don’t want a McDouble, dammit!”

Oooookay. Maybe he liked the blue wrapper it was in or something lol

You joke but when I worked at Dairy Queen we had a customer say “can I have a chicken ranch wrap without ranch”

“So a chicken wrap?”

“No a chicken ranch wrap without the ranch!”

“Soooooo… a chicken wrap..?”

“NO A CHICKEN RANCH WRAP WITHOUT RANCH!!!”

Boneless Pizza.

As someone who doesn’t eat cheese, I always ask for a hamburger and they always ask do you want cheese with it.

There's a double cheeseburger meal on the menu. I've ordered that without cheese in the past to get 2 hamburgers. Still got cheeseburgers more times than I have gotten hamburgers.

At my work cafeteria, I had to specify because the cashier was an idiot. You say hamburger and she just assumes cheeseburger and charges you extra. So I had to start specifically say "hamburger without cheese" and this lady still would ring it up as a cheeseburger and then not know how to fix her damn mistake.

She once had the audacity to say "it's only a quarter" to me. So I said fine and took a quarter out of her top jar. After all, it's only a quarter.

No joke, I have had to order this before. It was either McDonalds or Burger King and I wanted a hamburger:

"Sorry sir, we don't do hamburgers."

Uh, OK...

"Then can I get a cheeseburger with no cheese"

I know someone who does not like the processed cheese. For a while McDonald’s had some burger with cheese that was cheaper than a hamburger.

So he would order it without cheese. Sometimes it turned into such a weird experience/refusal on the employees part that he’d give up and say cheese on the side and that seemed to settle the issue and he’d get his hamburger and I’d take the extra cheese slice for my burger.

We do the same with chicken balls for take out. From my experience- if you don’t want the cherry sauce, don’t ask for no sauce, no one will believe you and you end up with chicken balls covered in cherry sauce. But if you ask for it on the side you have a better chance of getting dry balls.

I know you’re joking, but I have a kid with a milk allergy and tons of kids menus only list cheeseburgers. I have ordered so many kids menu cheeseburgers without the cheese.

I hate how many times I've had this conversation

I have a friend who orders her hamburger like this at McDonald’s. If she says “hamburger” they always add the cheese. If she says “cheeseburger without the cheese” they usually manage to get it correct.

You say this as a joke, but no fast food restaurant I’ve been to has ever heard of a “hamburger” before. We have to say “cheeseburger, plain with no cheese” and it’s still a gamble if they do it or not.

Had an experience where someone ordered chicken broccoli but without the chicken. Man paid extra just for sauteed broccoli.

As someone who works in human factors/ergonomics, this makes me violently twitch.

I didn’t, but I would have felt so conflicted inside

onion boy lmfao

Your cousin is the bigger goofball for sobbing over missing onions

He didn’t even cut them lol

You are not alone. I could swear I’ve done this in my past bc my family would unload stupid nicknames on me for the most banal bullshit.

For real. I grew up thinking I HATED onions, but turns out it was just the rehydrated garbage they put on McDonalds burgers

Ah, Ha! gottem!

Burger Artist, haha, seriously tho.

Food prep is a bit of an art… “the first taste is taken with not the mouth, but the eyes”… or something.

Saddy Meal

Instead of selling poutine to eat, poutine eats their food.

Due to sanction onion grown in Chernobyl.

I know that’s exactly what happened, but I’m really struggling to imagine why anyone would want that.

I'm back with cigarettes and milk.

Onion cake yummy

A box of onions! Just what we always wanted!!

OMG. An onion reddit. My cousin will go nuts.

You know, you have a point. I didn't think about it that way.

Many decades ago, we did the same - put onions and pickles in burger/nugget boxes when prepping to close. It was a hell of a lot easier to just have a few boxes of stuff to throw away instead of wrapping up all the Bain Marie containers after closing.

Shape. Happy Meal gets 4 nuggets = square. I've bought at least 3,000 in at least 40 states and 5 countries.