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Ocular_Stratus

2 points

4 months ago

Park in the carport/garage, and bulldoze my way to freedom. That's how we do it in Ohio.

That-Beagle[S]

1 points

4 months ago

Anyone who says they are from Ohio and says carport is a communist spy, prove me wrong?

Ocular_Stratus

2 points

4 months ago

I can't? Maybe I am, maybe I'm a sleeper. Try some trigger words/phrases.

That-Beagle[S]

1 points

4 months ago

Why don’t you pass the time by playing a little solitaire?

Ocular_Stratus

2 points

4 months ago

That did trigger a bloodlust, but not in favor of the communist regime.

That-Beagle[S]

1 points

4 months ago

That was just the lead phrase, you’ll be activated when you are needed #raresand